Looking Slightly Normal
Filed under: Old People
She still looks scary, but not as freaky as THIS!
Former TV actress Joan Van Ark celebrated the Academy Awards on Sunday at the Billboard magazine and Children Uniting Nations Oscar Party at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
That's about as far as she could go. They wouldn't let her get anywhere near the Kodak Theater with that face!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: February 25, 2008 at 10:02 am
JESUS!
what happened there?
This is what Lynette from desperate Houewives will look like in 30 years time haha
i can't figure out what went wrong with her… she was never that hott to begin with, but is this like surgery gone wrong? unfortunately, she reminds me of that gal from real housewives of OC… if she keeps up her anti aging remedies, she's gonna be looking like this too soon!
When will these damned celebretards realize they have to stop with the craze of going under the knife and getting botoxed out the ass. Wow plastic surgery really ruined her… she looks HORRID!
too much booze.
too many drugs.
too large an ego.
plastic surgeon makes too much money.
she still looks like shit.
Age gracefully.
don't buy the clap trap the plastic surgeons tell you.
You will all end up looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein, or Madonna.
Too much eye makeup. And her bones are showing in her chest, poor Joan.
Jesus Christ!
OMG. Please do something about those lips. Get the foundation OFF of the lips, try outlining them and add a little color; and STAY AWAY from the pink-base foundation. Just STAY AWAY. Get a professional make-up artist to instruct. Night of the living dead. A-a-a-a-ack. I Love this woman's acting, and mean well.
Fuck the face…look at her fucking chest…scary shit!!!!
FREAK!
she looks like heidi montag in 50 years…maybe 10.
Holy Crap!!!!!!!!! She almost looks like Eric Stoltz when he played the boy with Elephant Man disease in Mask!!!!!!!!!!!
looks like Lynette off Desperate Housewives
id hit it!
The Joan Van Ark Facelift Disaster Fan Club at Yahoo Groups *loves* this photo! May we please use it as the new home page picture?
she looks exactly like felicity huffman.
SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY. OMG.
OMG, she was on the show Nip/Tuck a week or so ago and I couldnt believe it was her! Someone push her over to see if her face breaks!
u think the face is scary imagine her vagina.
She really wouldn't look that bad if her lips weren't the same color as her skin… and if that skin had a little color to it. She doesn't look like a man — she looks DEAD. That is some baaaad Botox…
Ohhh the poor woman. Someone tell her it's okay to have a meal every now and then. She could use quite a few.
Oh my lord, this is a frightening photo. The cast of Knots Landing is going to be on the Today Show this week and I can't WAIT to see Joan and her ha-ha-ha laughter and weired out face.
man i sure miss knots landing
she looks so ugly very scaried and ugly.
Ewwwe shit! She looks like that nasty cat woman.
WOW, THIS LADY IS ZEXXXXY… I THINK THIS IS WHAT FARRAH FAWCETT WILL LOOK LIKE IN 10-20 YRS. YOWZA! I HOPE THIS BITCH HAS LIFE INSURANCE!
well at least her hair is gorgeous….the rest it completely FUG
HAHAHAH it's courtney Love in 20….no make that 5 years!
OMG I used to watch her show back in the day, she wasn't half bad. I wonder what happened to her? Was she hit by car recently? Is she on dialysis? Did her kidney's fail? Is she dying of an incurable blood disease? Did she suck bad cock? Is this what too much Botox will do to you? Does she have an unknown plague? Did she do too much coke? Does she buy rock on the side? Did she smoke too many cigarettes?Did this happen after a gang bang with 3 mexican's, 3 blacks and 3 midgets?My god! Wtf happened?
It's your fucking mum Parez - you fairypoof !!
That or FELICITY HUFFMAN in 5 years time - take your pick you loud fairyfag
Wow, Madonna looks very "refreshed" in this photo.
She'd look a little better if she wore some lip gloss or lipstick.
dude she looks like frenchie off of rock of love 2
omg just put a bag over ur head please
She's gonna be Michael Jackson's body double when he goes on tour.
Holy shitbiscuits! What in the name of holy Dr. Rey happened to her face?
MY GOD! JOAN!! CALL ME!! STOP THE SURGERY!!! You're looking like a petrified rock.
She was on an episode of Nip/Tuck recently with her former castmate Donna Mills. Donna has held up much better, but you could always tell that she would. Joan started looking rough in the latter years of Knots Landing, and she was only in her forties. Then she had to go and lose so much much–which made her look even worse. It was funny to see Christian from Nip/Tuck fucking her doggy-style. That is probably the only way he could get it up. LOL
OMFG
she looks like John Malkovich…
LOL, I thought she was Stuart from MADtv
are you serious - she looks hideous
OMG…road kill. She needs to go back to 818 and lay down.
Perez, can you please stop mistaking Madonna for other people?! You're supposed to be 'queen of all media' - you should know your celebs better!
Someone needs to tell her to switch to black eyeliner… That brownish red isn't doing it! Also she needs some lipstick and blush! Some needs to give her a makeup lesson
She's looking like one of those rabbits with red eyes. Her Foundation color is all wrong, eyeliner color is all wrong, lips (and color) are all wrong. She has a great face, but lordy, get thee to a skilled make-up artist. Some light resistance training will fill out that bony chest. It's great for fighting osteoporosis anyway, at her age.
Can't she get a good make up artist! It is scary!
She looks like Madonna before de BOTOX
oh my gawd!!!!