Unlikely "Friends"
Filed under: Exclusives! > Rumer Willis > Orlando Bloom
A source at Prince's ultra exclusive Oscar after-party reveals exclusively to PerezHilton.com that….
Rumer Willis and Orlando Bloom showed up together and "sat together all night long" - into the early morning.
This spells trouble!
Potato Head was most recently linked to Josh Hartnett.
Posted: February 25, 2008 at 10:30 am




both of those guys are way too good looking for her
Ugh! She is fucking UGLY~!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I HATE ORLANDO'S MUSTACHE. IT'S LIKE HE NEEDS A "BEARD" FOR THAT MUSTACHE. I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT I DON'T LIKE HIM AFTER HIS CAR ACCIDENT SCENE IN REAL LIFE. I LOVED HIM THOUGH WITH THE BLONDE HAIR, ETHICS, AND ALL IN THAT HOBBIT MOVIE….. RUMOR LOOKS LIKE THE KID FROM MASK WITH CHER.
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "hey, why the long face?". Sorry, that joke reminded me of "Potato-Head's" massive noggin'. She could rent out her chin for billboard space. Isn't there some kind of intense plastic surgery for that, that largess, oversized C-H-I-N that seems to stretch from her eyes to the equator? Fug, fug, fug!
Fuck, omg! She is the ugliest thing on earth. A fucking potato head if you will. Like her rents are two of the hottest people ever, & she comes out looking like that. Guys must try too get to her Mom using her. Omg!
honestly why are ALL Demi Moore's children ugly??? B/w their names and looks I'm not sure what's worse!
EWW, I can't believe she EVER scores. She's hideous!!
You called her a potatohead one too many times. I am signing off for good. pinkhead, you are a looser.
OMG I CANT STAND TO LOOK AT HER HEAD!!!! IT LOOKS LIKE A HUGE POTATO!!!
she is FUGLY. I'm not just saying that because she is with the most gorgeous man ever, I'm saying it because looking at her face makes me want to puke up breakfast…
NOT SURE WHAT SPECIES RUMER IS FROM, BUT SHE SURE IS UGLY!! POOR THING!!! HOPE SHE DOESN'T PLAN ON HAVING CHILDREN
It's not fair. If she didn't have famous parents she would be a loser. And what are these guys thinking? Going from model to potato head? Ewww……I really can't stand looking at her
Re: SNips – so true, she must put out
I am not usually an advocate for cosmetic surgery but in the case of Rumor Willis I need to give my 2 cents… Maybe if she got her Jay Leno chin/jaw reduced her face would appear more attractive. Really! Imagine a cuter, smaller chin and jaw line I think it would match her small nose and make her pretty eyes more a focus. Just a thought.
actually hes dating miranda kerr
icky poo!!! and i thought sienna miller was bad - he has the worst taste in women.
Re: emily – meth and cocaine have been know to make people sweat…
surely if these guys are hanging out with her its only ’cause they think she's one of them, right?
i mean look at her; she's ugly !
and that's said in the nicest way.
No fucking way. Gross.
I was there…i didnt see them together and they didnt leave together
Aw poor little misguided and naive hollywood hotties! They must think that fucking Demi Moor's & Bruce Willis's celebuspawn will get them some kind of hookup or connection to the two power houses. Too bad only thing it will get them is the clap.
Orlando used to be cute - what the hell happened to him? He looks like some smarmy tie-a-chick-to-the-railroad-tracks villain or something, or a gangster from the 40's that's only missing the zoot suit and his machine gun. He just looks greasy or smarmy or I dunno….he just looks bad. Pretty sad.
UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH….PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO BE FRIENDS YOU KNOW. UUUHHH IT'S BEEN GOING ON SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME…
He really has NO career anymore. They are a has been and a no been.
I LOVE that you call her potato head…. every time i read it i laugh out loud
Orlando is such a hottie and potatohead is well potatohead.
ewww… what is the deal with her??? she's not in the least bit pretty!!
Whoever appointed this mutant a celebrity should be killed.
Bitch better not be frontin on my man!
She wouldn't be so bad if she maybe grew her hair out and didn't make that FUCKING PUCKER WANNABE POUT THIN TIGHT LOOKED ASS FACE ALL OF THE FUCKING TIME. She is NEVER seen with any other expression! It bugs the hell out of me.
And the Big O wouldn't hit it. She's not veg, is she? I don't think so.
…and damn, she looks like Bruce with lipstick. [sigh] Maybe the Big O has a thing for Bruce and decided on the next best thing? Now THAT would be juicy.
there's no fucking way orlando would cheat on miranda with THIS.
Re: KML –
#124: You could have summed that all up by just saying "K-Fed"! Ha!
*eww* Why!?!?!?! She is sooo fucking UGLY!!!!
why does she get all the hot guys when she looks like a crap shoe?? is she a super dooper nice person or something??
Bitch, Get off my man! Come on Orlando u can do better. Maybe they are just friends.
why keep showing older pics of orlando? besides, just cuz he was with her doesnt mean he's with her…
aaaaaaaaaaaaand he's dating miranda
also, you guys need to lay off poor rumer? she dint do anythin do deserve this… she's not ugly, the way she look isnt her fault.. give her a break..
Like REALLY? If Bruce Willis with hair aka Rumer Willis can date Orlando Bloom then there is definitely hope for attractive women to be able to date someone who is better looking than Orlando Bloom. Oh, and by the way why is she famous again. Oh yeah, no one knows.
That's an old picture of Orlando. The porn stache is gone and he's back to the scruff look. No way are these two together. Why are you always hating on Orlando? He's a nice guy and so hot. I'd like to stand up for her, but honestly she certainly didn't get her mother's looks. Maybe if she does something, I'll at least have some respect for her. Right now she's just another overpriviliged celebuspawn. He's a good actor (new project on the horizon).
He's only with her cause she's got the good blow.
WTF??? This offspring of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore is one of the UGLIEST spawns that any Hollywood couples has ever produced! How can she look so much like her balding father, rather than her gracefully aging mother? I don't know what the fuck Orlando Bloom was thinking by being seen with this CREATURE! He must've of been smoking that good shit Oscar night!
Perez, the name "Potato Head" just cracks me the fuck up. Thanks for the laugh at celebuspawn's expense!
WHAT A CUNT! HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET HIM? OH I FORGOT SHE CAME OUT OF DEMI MOORE'S TWAT!
Yeah. Like he's going to go from a Victoria's Secret model to Rumer Willis. Because I think Orlando is the sexiest man alive next to Johnny Depp, I wish I could believe he's all about the brains and not the body…but if you take a look at his exes you can see that clearly isn't true.
OH MY GOD I cannot hold my tongue on this one…………..Rumer Willis!!!!!!!!!!!……………………..eeeeeewwwwwwwww……il love Orlando and all but he must be desperate for some damn LOVIN if he has anything to to with her……she looks like someone hit her upside the head with a frying pan……i'm so disappointed in Orlando
he's been looking like crap, lately. the mustache and the hair - wtf
EW.
rumor willis is UGGGGGLYY!
orlando is way way WAYYY too good for her
if this goes any farther im going to cry.
this girl just needs to stay home and not show her ugly face to the world.
Or she needs to fix her extra large chin somehow. DEmi knows tons of
plastic surgeons, surely on can help her eldest child to not look so ugly.
She should just cut the bottom half of her face off. Or cover it up.
Why???????How???????WTF……..This girl is fugly.
why is that ugly ass at an oscar party anyway? she doesnt act and she is hideous. quit taking pictures, you are wasting film
he's probably trying to convert her.
He's a chanting Buddhist, it's very cult-like
orlando needs to bet back together with kate bosworth! they were so cute!!
Although nobody will read this. She needs to hook up with Drew Barrymores plastic surgeon. They got the same long face weird jaw action going on. Now Drew looks awesome. There is hope for Rumer.
yeah its cause he thought she was another elf that stared in lord of the rings with him! DUH
Orlando looks fugly with that 1970's lip fuzz and hairdo with the part on the side. Makes me wonder what our favorite potato head is doing with HIM! Ew!
EWWW.. she is so FUC*ING UGLY he can do so much better if they are together its cause hes using her FUC*ING POTATO HEAD
Isn't he dating Miranda Kerr?
Why the hell would you cheat on Miss Victoria's Secret for Miss Potato Head?
I am assuming these are poorly lit parties.
Bloom probably thought he was talking to Jay Leno.
OMG! WHY THE HELL IS HE SOO UGLY???!!
God what the hell is wrong with good looking people!? Sure you make mistakes once and a while, it's going to happen but C'mon!
If you're good looking stick to good looking people.
Rumer Willis is absolutly Hideous!!! It looks like somone cut and pasted her face together!
I see that OZ paper has retaliated to this Perez by saying Orlando is in Asia anfd thats why he didnt take his little fukbuddy Miranda kerr to any party with him— yeah right! Perez you should call this asia crap out man!
they all just wanna get w/ her MOM!
Potato Head…LOL!!! OMG!!!
First. I just want to say is that she doesn't look like a potatoe head. She looks like her parents. Most of you really need to grow up and stop doggin people for the looks. If you don't like how a peron looks then turn around a walk away and stop judging people. They are just as human as any one else. Got enough judges in the world for judging people for the stupid things they do in life. So grow the hell up.
she is so fucking ugly.
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#162 - YumYum says – reply to this
I am assuming these are poorly lit parties.
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omg laughing my a** off….that was so funny and true, it would have to be pitch black for potato head fug mug to look anything less than hideous.
I really don't get the whole 'potato head' deal Perez- she is so cute, and comes across more as a laid back cool girl, rather then how you portray her….
that is soooo not true.. sure they may have been sitting together but that doesnt mean they're a couple.. i dont get why everyone focuses on His dating life instead of His career and all that He has accomplished.
AHHHHHH lol even tho orlando is a massive weenie (lol) he could do way better than old potato head but he certainly aint good enuff for australias own Miranda Kerr…..if she has been sucked in by his "charm", Miranda sweetie, at some point i think alot of girls were drawnin by his roll in lord of the rings, but we all got over it!!lol and look at the girl he could possibly by cheating on miranda with…..i mean look at her!….shes a right troll!!!!
all i know, is if he's dating her fugly butt, that's just gross…he's way too hot, and way too talented for THAT.
EWW! WHAT DO THEY SEE IN HER?
ew ew ew. That'll all i have to say. she just seems so slimy. He can do much better