Don't Eff With This Queen
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > Tori Spelling
Thursday night we had the pleasure of attending the opening night of Outfest, the Los Angeles Gay & Lesbian Film Festival, at the Orpheum Theater in Downtown LA.
We've been going to Outfest every single year since we moved to Los Angeles in 2002 and it's something we always look forward to, especially opening night. It's a whos who of the power homos and the women who love them.
This year, Who's The Boss? alum Judith Light produced and starred in the opening night film, Save Me, which co-starred Chad Allen and Queer As Folk's Bobby Gant
New mom (and our friend) Tori Spelling - Reverend T.S. - opened the festival with a little sermon. Her movie, Kiss The Bride, is the closing night film.
EVERYBODY was out last night, including Judith's Who's The Boss? co-star Danny Pintauro, Wilson Cruz, Peter Paige and the very special DJ for the evening, JD Samson, who just makes us feel all warm and tingly. We have such a crush!
The night was so much fun until this drunk bitch that was volunteering began getting belligerent with Perez. She even shoved us off the stage TWICE for no apparent reason, other than she was drunk. Security eventually escorted that ho out of the building.
And, luck would have it, as we were going through the pictures from last night, the drunk douche (above with horns) was in one of our photos.
Isn't she sexy?????
[Thanks to our dear dear friend and master colorist Kim Vo of B2V Salon for P-Nasty's super sexy new hair!.]
#18- Swallow a knife you disrespectful piece of shit.
Oh and I fucking hope you weren't claiming to be from "team dyke" cuz, um, i hate to break it to you, but.. WE DON'T WANT YOU!!
OMG Perez!! Stop eating!! You're turning into a fat pig!!! Stooooop!
Wow, Tori looks great!! Good for her loosing that baby weight fast!!
I've said it once, and I'll say it again…
Fuck you're fat dude. You look like one fucking gigantic orange weather balloon. Orange shirt, orange hair, very distinct balloon like physique.
Your rolls are hanging down below your belt… it's fucking revolting. And I see you still look like a fucking Oompa Loompa crossed between a carrot. Shave your fucking hair off for crying out loud. Or just do us all a favor and cut your entire fucking head off.
Maybe you should hook up with the person in the photo… she looks like a good bloke.
Wow, there's a lot of mean in here.
Perez, I read your blog every day. I think you look fabulous.
Why does Tori Spelling look so normal?
is that B Arthur from the Golden Girls?
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There's alway's one in every crowd,usealy a family member at some wedding.lol
perez you're fat?????
LOVIN' the Hair
Pretzel's hair ROCKS! Love it, love it, love it!
Congrats on the new TV gig! Can't wait!
Wow Tori Spelling isn't wearing pigtails, yet she still looks horrific. Why is she famous?
God.
Some of the comments you got are so pathetic?! I mean.. do they realise that you get MONEY out of it all?!
Oh well.
I do believe that you may be a real bitch most of the times, but no one can blame you on that, because since they commented, they enjoy to read it.
Face it losers, he's just writing down what people think silently.
He his the one with the guts.
Oh and, Orange isn't the prettiest color you've gotten, but still, looks quite good. Original and impossible to miss
Kbyee
The reason the lady pushed Perez is because he was rudely trying to get some METH,he asked the lady in the photo several times & she NO & he kept with the,"Don't you know who I'm!!!" BS & she finally had enough.
Can you blame her?
Perez is a bottom feeder & I'm glad he was kicked out,screaming like a little bitch,"I'm Perez Hilton,I'll destroy you!"
No wonder gays have it so hard with scum like Perez REPRESTING them,
did the big scary lady give you a gay ass raping you big fat girl
MOON PIE FACE
Haven't we seen that angry lady before?
This is not the first time you've run into her, right?
she wasn't an outfest volunteer. she was a photographer working for 2 local gay magazines.
Isn't that woman Mad Dog from Survivor? She was a retired police officer…Marilyn something. She sang on the Today Show….She took out her teeth to eat a worm.
I witnessed the whole thing. The reason the bull dyke pushed him off the stage was because Perez wasn't a credentialed press person. He pushed his way up on stage and barged right into the middle of a legitimate journalist's interview with Tori. That writer was from Go! Magazine, a NYC dyke mag, and the bull dyke who pushed him off the stage was apparently part of Go!'s team. She pushed him off stage because Perez kept interrupting her magazine's interview to parasitically glom onto Tori's hip. The dyke's actually wasn't drunk at all when Outfest reps pulled her aside and threatened to have her taken out. I was shocked that a Gay and Lesbian film festival would even think of throwing out a credentialed gay journalist whose interview was being interrupted by a wannabe blogger who's famous for insulting celebrities by stealing pictures he has no right to and scribbling idiotic comments on them. In the end, the dyke stayed, but Perez did too. So Perez lied about her being thrown out (among other things).
Tori Spelling is looking great these days!
Poor Perez!!!!!
*hugs*
Well you have so many people who love you that one cow shouldnt mean anything
:)
that's my prom dressssss
I think the scariest part of the pics above is the pumpkin standing next to those two lovely ladies! Oh wait, that's not a pumpkin, that's Perez!!! Or is it a pumpkin dressed like Perez, or vice versa??!! I'm confused!
I miss your blonde hair, Perez. Everything since has been disappointing. Blonde hair and glasses, stat!
Saw you on the View…and Elisabeth made more since than you & she at least looks good (and I hate her). Good god man get help . You've actually made a dint in this big big world. Take better care of yourself…you're young you should follow the advise people are giving you and loose some weight while you're still young. You'd have the world right where you want it. Don't tell me you're happy being so over weight. Be honest with yourself I couldn't care less what you look like but you must. And no the orange hair doesn't hide anything. Just think you might be happier if you tried a little harder.
lose the orange hair Perez, ick!
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That fat bitch is disgusting to look at. And so is the one below the picture of Perez.
That lesbian lady scares me.
I was there and that is NOT what happened at all. Where was your press pass? You had none - u just barged on stage and were the one who was disruptive. She was doing her job and NO she was NOT kicked out..
Dude Perez you're sooooo FAT!!! Stop posting and starting running!
Perez YOU ARE SO FAT!!
1. Judith Light looks ANOREXIC. She needs to eat and sit around for a couple months.
2. How amazing does Tori Spelling look (in general) and ESPECIALLY after just having her baby?
3. Let me help. You're is "YOU ARE". Your is showing that you OWN something…that is "your sock".
Perez I am saying this with as much kindness as I can muster. You are a young success man and very very overwight. You ought to sign up for celebrity fit club or Jenny Craig…..
ew! butch's face looks like an old purse!
LOL, you do look a bit pumkinish, but that's funny and alright, i guess. anyway, i think i know that strange looking, drunk woman. scary!!! congrats on the vh1 show!
Parez! LOSE SOME WEIGHT! U AINT NO DIVA WITH THAT EXTRA FEW STOMACHS! DID THEY NOT HAVE YOUR SIZE SHIRT!
I WOULD ABSOLUTELY APPLAUD YOU, IF YOU SENSIBLY LOST THE EXTRA BAGGAGE AND I'M SURE YOU WOULD FEEL MUCH BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF ASWELL AS BE HEALTHY!
Also, have a shave…it looks like bum fluff. lol.
Carry on with the good work. Tell me when you go on the diet, I'll go on it with you because I;ve got a few stomachs aswell! lol! It's easier when someone you don't know points it out….isn't it.
You were asked repeatedly to remove yourself because you did not have a press pass.
you're a fat loser cunt
fuck you perez
I hate Tori whatever she's a ditz. She needs to change her image, comedy doesn't work for her, it makes her more of a dumbass. She's completely stupid in my opinion.
I met Judith Light a few months ago, she's great, she's very genuine and truly appreciates her fans
(a) voice of reason:
if you were there you would have noticed that this bull(shit) dyke (trying in vain) to be the man her father always wanted,was actually being drunk and belligerent to EVERYONE. Thats the prob w/ "bulls" they think there guys. The "actual" security people noticed her/him right off the bat and after her/his shit got tired, lesbo or not, they kicked his/her ass OUT THE DOOR!!!
SNAP!!!!
Granted you didn't have much to worl with ( a fat piece of shit named Perez ) but WOW!!! On what drugs was everyone on when you looked in the mirror & thought,"THIS WORKS!" HA!HA!HA! Poor Kim this is gonna guest customers!
And Perez,PLEASE drop dead fag.
Perez, you are so cute!
hahahaha! u have enough nerve to make fun of other celebrities body shapes and apperances but um look at urself. nice hair pumpkin.
I'm sorry, but orange doesn't suit you at all
Too, too much of a good thing.
I just heard!!!!! Brad Pitt died today. RIP
ok you area nasty piece of shit and me saying this as a gay man i would never date you but i must say i love your site kisses bitch
Baby Perez, what were u doing with the witch?
i mean pleaseeeee we all hate la tori, that's one ugly bitch not all the money she has managed to make her look prettier, not ever, horse face.
Anyway, why didn't u ask her "Tori when did u decided to go down on ur current husband and suck his big dick? before or after u hanged up the phone to ur -back then- husband who was worried about ur whereabouts?"
Tori bitch please remember "what they do with u, they'll do to you" cheater whore
MY GOD TORI LOOKS DELICIOUS!!!
Maybe she was straight and …. you do look offensive!!
ur a fucked up gay mother fucker i hate u and i hate everybody who lvs u not that anybody does
Perez you are ugliest piece of shit ive ever seen.Lose some weight you fat piece of shit. So i guess i know why your making fun of these celebs. To make yourself feel a whole lot better bitch.
perez, you can't talk about others… get a life … you got grilled on the view, and deservingly … i just feel sorry for you at this point, trying to capitalize off the rich and famous in order to propel yourself to riches and fame … you'll get yours soon enough … karma's a bitch, and so are you…
The *ho as you refer to her,Looks like R. Barr..Oooooops did I say that(grin..
Just an addition to my previous comment - Perez, I just noticed that you have gigantic tits. Perhaps you should consult your GP over the possibility that you have developed Elephantiases of the breast tissue. I completely understand that this disease is confined to India and other tropical countries, and generally it only attacks the scrotum area and the lower limbs, but I can only think of one other possibility for your unusually large manboobs.
The other possibility is far more realistic - it quite simply because you're a fat fuck and excessively fat people tend to develop far more breast tissue then everyone else.
perez you have a ugly piss hair
Kim Vo is a master colorist? Puhleeeaase!! Your hair looks like huevos rancheros! I'd ask for a refund immediately….
Perez…..you are looking a bit chubby in that orange shirt…..
I hope she is another one that sues your ass….everyone saw the real event and what you reported is 100% incorrect.
Also when you have a big Santa belly like you do - keep your jacket buttoned! When is the baby due?
tori spelling looks good.
ps> tell samantha aka lindsey's girlfriend to GET FUCT
Perez looks hot - love the new hair color!
perezzie you look like a cute little pumpkin. oh how much i love you.
I seriously thought that bitch was Leona Helmsley
perez is gorgeous!!!
love him so much:)
WOW! This is the first time I have seen a picture of Perez. What a fat fucking pig! Nice hair, douche bag.
I LOVE Judith Light. She is a true friend of the G/L community. I saw of Preview showing of "Save Me. It's a very good movie, but was still being edited. Judith is FABULOUS in the role!!!
F'ing bull dykes ruin everything fun! I am glad she got the boot.
hey P - did you know that JD Samson is a woman? HOT but still a woman.
Dayum! Tori Spelling looks better than ever, motherhood and a happy marriage agree with her! Her husband Dean is soo funny on Inn Love, such a good show!
PEREZ!!!
Its been awhile since I've been on your website, and low and behold my eyes
I see my neighbor with horns!! LOL!!!
Somebody put it was a samatha but its not…its my neighbor!
Yeah, shes a bit of a drunk…
LOVE the ORANGE hair!
Mercurochrome hair. Only Perezita would do this. HORROR!!!!!
Prez go dye your hair,
i mean you're fab and all but please dye the hair
Is that Fatty McFatterson all dressed up for Halloween?