Paris Wants To Be Your Friend!
Filed under: Reality Television > Nicole Richie > Paris Hilton
Whether you like it or not, you know you'll be watching!
Paris Hilton is coming back to the small screen. That's right, the Simple Life alum is working on a new reality TV show.
The premise???
"The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend," says a source close to the project. "Paris is tired of the haters and she's looking for someone new. She's looking for someone new and cool who she can trust."
The yet to be titled program is expected to be picked up by MTV or VH1.
According to the source, the new show is "going to be full of good chick drama and you will see a side of Paris not seen on Simple Life."
We love chick drama. We love it even more if there's some girl on girl making out action! Thin A Shot of Love!
Posted: February 25, 2008 at 7:22 pm
uh wat?? thinking besfren is easy to be found? what was she thinking… oh. she got a brain, eh?
garbage…..she is the one that backstabbed most of her relationships…and you are going to find a 'real' bbf in front of the cameras. People are not real in front of cameras. she is going probably going to get someone who wants their 15 minutes or someone as phoney as she is. Most people don't want all aspects of their life on tv. AND WHO BESIDES PEREZ CARES WHO HER BEST FRIEND IS? Her brother Barron probably wont even watch it. (gotta watch myself, might hurt her feelings and have her cry.)
are we really going the bash paris route, people?
especially on perezhilton.com.
are we forgetting who the entire celeb gossip site is named for?
sign me up; btw… as long as perez doesn't take my spot first. sounds like she's totally all over this. :]
I'm gonna pass. I don't even need to deliberate the matter of "to watch or not to watch?" in my mind because whenever there is the name PARIS HITLON I automatically hate it. No if's, and's or but's. Just the way it is.
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!!!BUT I WANT THE TRUTH!!!
————–> Who can SERIOUSLY, in their RIGHT MIND (be honest now) STAND TO WATCH this obnoxious, annoying, UGLY wonky-eyed spoilt brat oompa loompa, and actually ENJOY IT???
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I want to know what kind of people LIKE this freak…..
SO TELL ME WHY! ——–> Help me understand, please. For the life of me, I do not know why she is "POPULAR"!!
another boring show from the talantless hill's ho
you know i think its going to be a really good show but i think shes going to be really fake in it.. i love paris.. but we all know shes not a good friend..
How about Lindsey Lohan? She's sunk about as low as Paris is now…
Re: realist – "ALOT" A LOT.
Hey Perez, I thought you were her best-girlfriend. You seem to be the only person who likes her for some reason. Not sure why you dog everyone else and let her get away with being extremely trashy.
Isn't she like 27?? Time to grow up, it's not like you're 21 anymore Paris. She needs to search for a fucking purpose for her life, not a new best friend.
OMFG YEEEEEY !
SHE`S FUNNY, STUNNING, LOVES HER !!!!!
If poor Paris needs to use a reality show to find a friend then maybe she should do some self discovery and think about her life. She'd be better off going back to jail and befriending those chicks.
I'd hate to be that girl. Paris turns on all her friends like a 4th grade little prissy bitch!
I forgot to add. Isn't the trend of Paris so yesterday? I can't believe she hasn't had enough of people hating her. Get a clue, you're a slut loser!
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Ummm hello her new best friend is right here
my god how sad! her career is going NO WHERE! nicole richie was smart to distance herself from that one
I see the beast has arisen. OMG - she has thunder thighs and feet that most men would be jealous of. Argh! Will you please quit writing about this non-celebrity?
If it weren't for you guys, she'd have to go out and get a real job. Ooops, I forgot, she's a high school drop out. Guess she'd have to start flippin' burgers.
NOT interested….
If that nasty waste of life tried to be my friend I woud have to take my own life…and it would be "hot"
She's tired of the "haters"? Then maybe she shouldn't be such an awful bitch!
Speak for yourself Perez!! I WILL NOT BE WATCHING HER STUPID ASS SHOW!!!!!!
Paris will never have fewer haters until she goes the fuck away!!!! What arrogance and audacity to believe that anybody truly cares about her. Just like Xtina–nobody cares about your overpriced baby pix.
Go away, overhyped plastic, manufactured, no-talent celebrities!!!
She'd love me - I have great taste in clothes, music and men. I'm a certified (yes, got a degree) Astrologer/Reiki Master and I run my own successful finance business. I have an amazing sense of what's 'hot' before it 'hits the streets' - msg me thru myspace - Couple'a monkey's shtupping a football
Heh.
No regrets~ ever…
I hope her new best friend keeps her pets away from Paris. Paris might lock them in a closet and starve them.
wtf what a fag PARIS WE'VE HAD ENUFF OF UR STUPID REALITY SHOWS GO DO SOMETHING THAT ACUALLY MITE MAKE PEOPLE LIKE U……………
why doesn't she do a show where she finds a new brain?
O.K…..?????? THE POBLEM ITS NOT SHES LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO TRUST ITS THAT SHE CAN NOT BE TRUSTED AT ALL, SHE TAKES YOUR BOYFRIENDS AND GIVES THEM HERPES AND SHES IN TOTAL DENIAL, CAN SHE PLEASE GO AWAY !!!!OOOOOR THERE ANDLERS CAN DO A SMART MOVE AND PUT HER IN THE " BAD GIRLS CLUB" SO SHE CAN GET HER ASS KICKED…NOW THAT WOULD BE GREAT T.V……
Paris doesn't have much of a personality unless "slut" is a personality trait. Hopefully her new frind will be able to carry the show like Nicole did.
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She is just plain sad because everyone loves me and nobody gives her love (except when she is working in tjhe corner of hollywood and vine around 3:15 am after having to much "powder". She likes it in the ass for only $45).
ENOUGH OF PARIS HILTON ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She can eat my turds. No, I thought about it and she is not good enough to eat my turds. Sorry, whore.
I would watch a show where they take her out to the woods and let people with guns hunt her down. That would be hot.
PARIS AND JESSICA SIMPSON SHOULD DO ONE TOGETHER ITS THE ONLY THING THERE SUCCESFUL AT.
ahaha. you guys are just HATERS. =]
PARIS HILTON IS AWESOME.
i loveee her.
and i will definately watch her show,,
but,, im confused cause i thought that she and nicole were best friends again…?
OHH WELL.
whatever im still gunna watch.
Well, sure, because she treats her friends so well. NOT. Bitch.
whatttttttttttttttttttttttttt
I have never watched this show. Why do you think that you know I'll be watching? Stupid.
I love you Perez, but sometimes I cannot forgive you for naming youself ater the most vapid person on the celebrity horizon.
I gave her a chance after "prison" and watched Larry King but she had NOTHING to say!!!!! I have zero interest in her.
This one critic was so right when he said T:2 Hottie and the Nottie was the cinematic equivelant of water boarding…she is so boringly talentless!!!
1: it's "T-H-I-N-K A Shot of Love!"
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2: my version of this new reality show would have Parasite killed off in various gruesome ways, 5 nights a week.
SO SICK OF THIS CUNT … MTV IS SHIT NOW … GO FUCK TILA TEQUILA & DIE OF WHATEVER BREW OF STD'S YOU HAVE, PARIS … YOU SUCK.. AND BLOW!
Re: liliana – HAHA omg your so cool
i wanna be her friend
Re: kellygrl – Yep I agree MTV is shit now. I stopped watching about 5 or 6 years ago. Whenever I pass it flipping through channels, it's some fucking reality show…. airheads and wannabe's and jocks half naked… bleeping every 2 seconds, fighting, or having sex. I don't even know. It's not worth my time to check anymore.
SINCE HER FUCKING BIG PIECE OH SHIT THE SNOTTY AND THE POTTY MOVIE SUCKED ASS AT THE BOX OFFICE AND HER PISS IN A CAN ISN'T SELLING, SHE HAS TO CRAP ANOTHER BIG PIECE OF TALENTLESS SHIT ON AMERICA … THANKS, BITCH!!
Stick that fork in her, she's done. This was substansiated by the abysmal ratings for the Oscars. These self absorbed chumps are nearing the end of their shelf life. Hoo-Rah!
I KNOW, MTV AND NOW VH1, IS SUCH BULLSHIT … THEY CAN'T CALL IT THAT ANYMORE, BEC THEY DON'T PLAY ANY DAMN MUSIC ON IT!!
MTV, WE DON'T WANT TO SEE SKANKS AND PARIS AND SCOTT BAIO IS 80 AND PREGGERS!! GET A FUCKING CLUE!!!
Perez this sounds awesome…haha id love to be her best friend:) can u email me some info or anything on how i can audition to be casted…id send u all the info on everything if i got chosen;)
I think Paris' alloted 15 minutes of fame are up. (it's 15 minutes if you have ZERO talent, a bit longer if you have at least something to offer humanity). She is worthless. Have you heard her on a talk show? ZZZzzzzzzz. Nothing to say about ANYTHING… and people expect her to be funny and witty and exciting, but there's NOTHING there. Basically she's just a DRUNK DRIVER to me, that would have been much better off being KILLED while driving drunk and hitting a tree… then at least she could have sent a message that drunk driving is bad. And it seems like the whole family is a family of drunk drivers, including that little brother of hers. What kind of jail time will he do? Paris' biggest crime is that she's just BOR-ing. And what awful parents she has, who raised TWO DRUNK DRUGGIE children. The whole family should commit suicide.
She needs a new life, never mind a new friend. That bitch needs a clue that she's getting reeeeeeal oooold!
i'll be watchinggggg !
CAN';T WAIT
WHEN WILL THIS WHORE EVER GO AWAY. SHES UGLY. SHES NEVER CONTENT WITH WHO SHE IS. NICOLE GETS A GUY, HAS A BABY..PARIS HAS TO GET HIS BRO… AND PROBABLY TRY TO HAVE A BABY.. THE PUBLIC HATES HER SO SHE SAYS SHES GONA B RESPONSIBLE.. THEN THE PUBLIC STILL HATES HER SO SHE GOES BACK TO PRETENDING SHES 21 TO GET ATTENTION. SHE IS 27 PPL. ALMOST 30. AND SHE STILL HAS NOOOO LIFE. WHAT A LOSER!
I guess she needs more attention XD
Re: kellygrl – Haha Scott Biao… why the hell did he even come back to television? Are there people out there that actually care about his old has-been ass??
LMAO.
VH1 was all right, I actually had appreciation for it since it was still playing music while MTV was already in the toilet….. but then came that "celeb reality" crap and well it's all down-hill from there.
*Sigh* I want music to come back…. to the stations they BELONG on!!!
These hillybilly hicks need to stop tuning in and giving these stupid reality shows ratings so that producers will quit making them!!
…So much for intellignece in America….!
ooooo i wanna be her new best friend but im only 14
but ill still be her new bff 
i luv paris hehe (not in a lesbian way tho haha shame)
she my idol
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what?!? YOU MEAN YOU DON'T RELIGIOUSLY WATCH THE SCOTT BAIO IS 80 AND PREGGERS SHOW OR THE HULK HOGAN GERITOL SHOW OR TILA TESLUTTA?? HMM … ME, NEITHER! NEXT THING YA KNOW, THOSE FUCKERS WILL GIVE PEREZ A SHOW!! OH, WAIT…
I kinda think its sad she has to go on another reality to show to find friends….
She should open a nightclub and just be the host. Oh wait, they tried that and she fucked the guy over. My Bad!
Paris Hilton can rape me!!! MMMMMM
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I SMELL YET ANOTHER SCRIPTED "REALITY" BOMB ON OUR HANDS. .EVEN IF STUPID MTV OR VH1 AIR IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL PEOPLE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO RUN ACROSS IT. AND I'M SURE PARIS WILL BE "PORTRAYED" JUST HOW SHE WANTS PEOPLE TO THINK SHE IS. . .BUT WE ALL KNOW SHES A CADDY TWO FACED RASEST FUCKING WHORE.
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um where do i sign up!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah……………………..WHAT A LOSER YOU ARE PARIS! I can't believe you have to go out and audition a friend!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. what a joke!!
She should cruise morgue. Necrophilia has not yet been featured on a reality show.
Let's see…..Blonde, High School Dropout, Slut….hmmmm I know of 37 Trailer Parks in Alabama right now that are just breaming with possibilities.
LAME. lol.
MTV picks this up, I will boycot all of their programming.
I would be her friend!
Lame-O. Seriously.
She's 27 and she's still doing this crap. I'm embarrassed for her. I hope someday she has a meaning to her life.
Re: says me –
That sounds absolutely delicious. I think I'll do the same. : - )
Fat PEREZ should change his banner
he looks like a fucking cow now
That is the stupidest thing Ive ever heard.She's not truly looking for a new best friend that idiot just wants to be on tv.
A new BFF? You mean one who hasn't settled down & had a baby and acts respectable? But why are you all over Nicole's man's twin if you are not looking for what she has. Your envy is showing…well that beats your chocha showing
Nicole was the one who used to make me laugh, Paris was extremely dull and desperately tried to be funnier than Nicole (which never happened).
So.. she dont want nicole any more?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
so weird
Actually, I wouild love to eat out Nichole while Paris fingered me. That would be so hot!!! My friends and I have already tried it while our boyfriends watched and jacked off!!!!
I'll do it!
I love you Paris!
This ho is so desperate for attention that she will do anything to be noticed. She CAN'T act, dance,or sing. All she is good for is some head and ass. No one went to see her wack ass movie "Hottie or Nottie" (that shit only made 25,000 dollars total!!!!!! How sad is that?!), and no one is going to want to be her "friend". She is a user, a backstabber, and anything she touches turns sour. what she NEEDS to do is get some plastic surgery, get an education, and disappear from the "limelight". No One Likes You Paris!!!!
YAWN…!
shes just tryin 2 make nicole r. jealous
u know u all love the show!!! its so freaking funny!
thats fucking ridiculous….. its going to flop
That's the most desperate thing I've heard her do so far!
No, I wont be watching……..and I don't think that anyone in the world would want Paris Hilton as a friend, hell, why would anyone want to hang around with that skanky ho..??
What the hell? Are they going to compete in a house, with contests and elimination rounds?
Paris, friends don't make friends eat bull testicles, k?
i love love love paris hilton!
how do i get on the show????
pleasee tell meee!
omg!! i think ill luv luv luv that show! i know she has her probs and so does every1 else but i think itd be cool to hang out with paris and be on the show(without the girl on girl for me of course)
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