Already Part of "the Family"
Filed under: Paris Hilton > Benji Madden
They really are wasting NO time!
The Madden brothers just added the following picture to their blog on Tuesday.
Here is how they caption it:
"Nice little family photo here. the man to the far right is our good friend, well more like family BEN BALLERRRR, he never comes out so its amazing that hes even in this picture. and we got the wonderful PARIS and Mr Benjjjjjjji and tal and boss of all bosses DJ PAUL from three 6 mafia…."
Posted: February 26, 2008 at 12:31 pm




The front row of the JERRY SPRINGER audience! The episode taping that day was titled : Scoochies - Skanks or hoochies?
jesus! look at her wingspan…lol!
i guess it goes with her manhands and size 14 feet…yikes!
you know what they say about a man who has big hands and feet…i wonder what her vajayjay looks like…probably the holland tunnel….RFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
that is ugliest group of people i've seen in a long time.
DOES BENJI KNOW SHES DIRTY?? WHAT A HOE
Paris is such a sad case. Trying to be someone that she is not, yet again.
Re: AgouraHillshatesyou – It's every agoura tards dream to be in this phot. Don't you know that? Tal's such an Artist. Come on.
She reminds me of those girls in high school who would be a prep one minute, then say no wait I have been skating forever, then it is no I love to surf, then I like go to the clubs every night, oh I am a farmer… whatever she is a poser.
WHY BEN BALLLEEEER WHYYYYY????
WATCH… this will lead to a double wedding extravaganza for paris & nicole… theyll televise it & make millions and probably be divorced in 3 months.. then their honeymonn sex videos will come out and theyll make more $$$..
is there no end??
that family got hit with a big ass ugly stick cuz they're all fugly asses!!!!
suburban white kid trying to be a thug with some tattoos and hoodilum friends
WHITE TRASH and now Paris Hilton is trying to get some street cred
Ok could she look more OUT OF PLACE! What an odd photo! It's like sticking a freakin poodle in a photo with a bunch of rotweillers!
IS THIS AN AD FOR HERPES MEDICATION?
Maybe Paris is pregnant!
Are these guys supposed to be hard or something??? They look like a bunch of cast-off wanna-bes. Who are they anyway?
So many grammatical errors. Is he retarded? He must be if he's dating Paris!
Paris is in great company - all losers. She should be posing with a handsome rich guy on a yacht. Instead, she's with degenerates in a basement. Wrong decision #1,000,000,000,000 for Miss Suck it, Fuck it, Eat it, Blow it, Cum on it, Jerk it, Swallow it, Jack it, Snort it, etc.
why is he even famous? doesn't anyone remember how bad good charlotte sucked?
Paris Hilton slumming?!?!? Get OUT! She has no friends to speak of and treated Nicole so bad…NOW she wants to be part of the family? Nicole has thankfully moved on to bigger and better things…..Paris is one place she should never revisit.
Go back to the Hills hon, the Hood has enough hoochies without you, your SIZE 12 Stilettos and your fake ass "guns up" shirt. You ain't one of us and you never will be. Watch out she;'ll be dating a brother next…and oh what a time we'll have with that! She must be so lonely.
he looks like powder.
She is gonna need so much therapy when she's older…x
that pic is totally fake .. lets be serious.. its photoshopped or something.. look at paris and the dude next to her
ugh.. a room full of STDs
and then after this photo was taken, Paris had a train run on her. she's gross
Ew. Just ew.
also… the hat is not cute.
so there family consists of a blond tramp, a bald dude with tattoos, a black guy, a douche-bag, and a chinese guy?
why does this hussy bitch always have to be posing. She is a puke and i would hope someday really soon they take her pics off the air. SHe is gross. I really think that she is the one that started all these other girls that are in rehab now on drugs. It's amazing that she hangs with someone. After a little while they are going to rehab but she has never been there. hmm. I think it is because even her family don't care what she does…she is just plain gross…
that bitch is becoming such a "wannabe". (i suppose i'll revert to high school for my vocabulary!) but she's wearing black and trying to look all punk all of a sudden trying to fit in with her new boy toy?!?! wtf?!?!? she just looks like a tard.
Why do the Maddens and other wannabees try soooo hard to "act black"? It looks ridiculous. Most African-Americans I know make fun of the baggy pants and hand gestures when the whities do them. How funny!
WATCH NEXT THE SKANK WILL BE PREGNANT….YUCK DO US ALL A FAVOR HONEY DON'T REPRODUCE.
Seriously, I don't know If Benji fell of the wagon again, or really I have no other explanation for this, what the fuck is he doing with her? Babe your gonna get herpes!!!!
she looks like a fucking idiot! Now she's a thug! Take your lilly white ass back to Beverly Hills
will someone kick her ass already! Gosh…
DJ is the only one that's keeping it real. Why the hell is he in a PHOTO with Paris? Why?
Hey Madden'snot stupid. A week fucking Paris will put him in the tabloids and help his un-career and ugly ass.
LOL, I went to highschool with one of the guys in the pic. Weird!
Take another pill Paris, wait I remember the big bag of coke you used to walk around with sooo maybe it's the E & C mix. YUM!
Re: NAE –
Yep……that's what I was thinking. They're all fucked up on shit!
awww i love baller, he's such a sweetie.
interesting body language. shes trying to touch nearly every guy in the pic
wow…i hope this isn't foreshadowing for a horid porno…..
wow…i hope this isn't foreshadowing for a horid porno…..
She sucks
In my downtime from teaching kids how to drive and working at KFC, I visited mr. ballers house and proceeded to perform oral sex on him. My fellow roommate Bastich was also there. If you are interested in my services feel free to contact me via NikeTalk.
nicole and joel..paris and benji. LOL both girls are 'enemies'? or just not really friends anymore..?
that whore wastes no time does she? why does she always do those fucken, retarded, uncomfortable looking poses in every picture? does she actually think she looks attractive/sexy? she looks like a friggin humped back moron with a crooked face and nose. why do people think she's attractive? she's a very ugly looking women, she already looks way too old for her age, give her a couple more years and HAGSVILLE!! someone please take her out to the back shed and shoot her like old yellow. put that overexposed ugly whore out of her misery (and put us out of our misery).
Re: Eminem –
haha you know it
lol….. they'll all hate her in a few months. Mark my words peeps… lol
I touched ben baller
WHADDA POSER!!!! THE BANDS PROBABLY GOING TO BREAK UP BECAUSE EVERYTHING SHE "DOES" IS A FAILURE!!!
Geez how long is her arm??
Dude, lol. She looks so stupid and out of place. Not only is that "Vogue" pose really fuckin' stupid-looking but she is like Miss Bows and Ribbons trying to look hard. This made me laugh when I saw it on dcmacollective.com.
I try not to judge but I am so sick of this bitch. And what the hell is going on with Joel and Benji?? It was bad enough when Joel was dating Nicole but she seems to have turned her shit around and that's cool. If Benj thinks he can do that with Paris, well… let's just wait for the divorce decree to be publicized.