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When I heard that Paris Hilton was dating Benji Madden, my first thought was "_____________."
Posted: February 26, 2008 at 1:59 pm
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When I heard that Paris Hilton was dating Benji Madden, my first thought was "_____________." Posted: February 26, 2008 at 1:59 pm
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didn't he JUST break up with his girlfriend?
i hav nothing against two ppl mutually agreeing to share their STDs
he's gonna catch something
she wants a baby like Nicole………..
… to vomit.
"I just threw up a little in my mouth"
she just MUST have whatever she sees…nicole has her man and her baby…xtina, too…now "man-hands paris"" must have her's too…could she just be the "lonely little rich girl"…doubt it…she's just looking for the next big thing…no soul behind those eyes…hideous
Um…You mean, they haven't dated before? Do you think he was the last D-List cock that she didn't screw before? She's such a dumb bitch that she probably wants to have his baby just so it will look like Nichole's baby! They seem like a boring lame couple, I give it 3 months!
My first thought was: I need to puke
HE'S FUG!!!!!
My first thought was …. Holy shit you're a fat ass Mario!
It wasn't really a thought, it was more like a bit of puke in my mouth.
ewwwww!!
quarintine
Fuckin bitch slut skank
BARF!
SLUT!!! what's with these fuckin people, they're not even out of a relationship 5 seconds and they're already in a new one quicker than u can say "sluuuut!!"
talk about copyin nicole! how sad is that!! paris must have the widest vajayjay in the world!
again, SLUT!!….oh and as for him..EEEWWW! ugly fucker!
How original……
Nicole will be her sister in-law
SEX TAPE! just a matter of when and where now
This seems staged-esque. How very convenient, eh?
"Hey Nichole, like how cool would it be if we both got knocked up by twins. Totally sexy, right? Take me Benji, I'm totally not on the pill anymore."
first thought was:
BENJI MADDEN MUST BE HUGEEEEE
OMG she can do sooooooooooooooo much beta than him!!!!!!!!
She'll be pregnant by march!
Paris Hilton…what can i say?
Toooo rich for her own good. *shakes head*
she saw how much publicity nicole was getting, decided to go after the twin, will be pregnant in three months, and is going to replicate nicole's life from here on out.
I already thought he had herpes!
WTF
Are they going to go out with nicole and joel
Ewwww
P.R STUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My first thought was REEEEBOOOOOUUNNND!
disgusted
She is still jealous of Nicole…
She is jealous of Nicole.
"Another one bites the dust
she wants to be next to Nicole Richie
hope he's had his shots
DESPERATE
When I heard that Paris Hilton was dating Benji Madden, my first thought was "she and Nicole should cut out the middle men and fuck each other."
WHO GIVES A SHIT . THEY'RE BOTH GROSS SKANKS!
skank
skank
'copy cat!' for sure. can't she be original for once?
who cares?
she's jumping in a little quickly and appearing a bit desperate to get married/preggers/divorced all in the same year.
When I heard that Paris Hilton was dating Benji Madden, my first thought was "How does she know its benji and not the other brother?" KINKY!
also they look pretty TOASTED in this picture!
"Who's Benji Madden?"
SELLOUT
LOSER
POSER
everything good charlotte used to try to stand for is lost… they are anti-punk rock and a bunch of weiners… they always sucked but this just goes to show how lame they really are
The double dates with Nic and Joel should be fun.
Ewwwwww
GOD - why does she always make that stupid face? Does she think she looks sexy with her mouth agape like that and her eyes half shut? She looks like a sleepy retard.
Why is Benji into such a boring piece and why is Paris still into flunitrazepam?
My first thought was "who is Benji Madden?"
When I heard that Paris Hilton was dating Benji Madden, my first thought was "well, somebody have to do the dirty work."
Why Benji, WHY?
wear a condom
Perfect couple.
I THOUGHT SHE WAS A LESBO?
He must not care about STDs! Yuk!
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What is up with this guy. He was in a pop band, and is busted as hell. They like to dress up like rock stars and get the tats and all but Not one rock fan will recognize that they are even musicians..They suck. Their band sucks, and they are posers. It doesn't matter how many tats you get, people know a real bad boy and YOU two twins are sheep in wolves clothing.
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nothing surprises me anymore.
I like these two together- those Maddens seem like stand-up guys and they aren't always out acting like fools. Maybe this will help Paris become more grounded. Good for them!
my first thought was she wants to be like nicole richie so badddd
SHES SO 2007!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My first thought, eh? LAWL
he looks like boy george
it's nice that she likes her friend nicole, and that she likes to be like her. BUT C'MOOOOOON! SHE AND JOEL ARE GETTING MARRIED! BENJI'S THE FUTURE BROTHER IN LAW! SHE DOESN'T EVEN GET EMBARASSED WHEN SHE'S STUPID. honestly, i think that's crossing the line a little bit. she's very unoriginal and doesn't care if she looks like a douchebag. she needs help.
My first thought was "She is definitely off the wagon".
my first thought was….
not for longggggggggggggg
This guys are the biggest SELLOUTS of all time. They came out with their song "lifestyle of the rich and famous" where they basically said they hated the celebrity lifestyle and all the vanity.
And now both of them are dating celebriities, and not just any celebrities but 2 of the sluttiest dumbest most poiled one out there and going shopping with them to rodeo drive. Pathetic. I hope they die.
WEAR A RUBBER DUDE!
Sophie Monk is prettier.
Lesbian cover up
She got the cute one!
Who cares
Why would any man want to date her? She has slept with every guy in Hollywood and abroad, all she wants to do is flirt and party night after night and her track record with men is dismal. If they are after her money they are stupid! The Hilton clan will always make any man sign a pre-nup so they can't get their hands on their fortune. So tell me….why would they want Paris..surely there are other girls available for sex who haven't slept around as much as she has and they don't have to be paranoid about catching a STD from her. Her eye is squinty, her nose is long and her feet are huge…are they that desperate?
Oh no paris is trying to pull a nicole and joel thing cause shes jelaous
He definitely didn't trade up from the model ex-girlfriend he was just dating. Arent you supposed to trade up for a better model when your lease expires?
I bet his ex is ex-tra (lol) grossed out right now by the whole thing. I would be. Even if she's glad she's not with him anymore, she's gotta be irritated that she was replaced with Paris of all people.
the Madden brothers like to stick their dicks in useless orphaces that and Nicole and Joel are cuter
Poor Nicole can't get away from her.
She wants to get pregnant.
GOOD, because I hate that motherfucker too.
ORGY ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
theyre just doing it cuz its cool that theyre dating brothers
i also thought it wont last
my 1st though was…."this REEKS of DESPERATION on her part". Paris is just sooo jealous that Nicole found her man & had a baby that now whe wants the same. She needs to grow the f up. Benji is just in it for the rebound bang, Paris will get dumped, believe me. What a LOSER she is, gets released from jail saying she's going to stop partying and turn over a new leaf. Yeah right, she's clubbing, every friggin night!!! I'm so sick of her. What ever happened to her "fake" trip to Rwanda or where ever it was supposed to be?? you know, for her supposed charity work??? She's a pathetic excuse of a human being, with all her money she could do do much good and all she does is waste it up her nose and on her tacky hooker wardrobe. LOSER!!!!! Hope she gets thrown back in jail. She can't hold a candle to Nicole.
my first thought was "what bet did she lose?"
BENJI-
What the hell is he thinking?? Hope he wraps it up.
PARIS-
Attention whore.
Publicity whore.
Whore.
They should team up and be the mascots for VALTREX!
Who's that Asian guy?
my first thought was .. what have you been drinkin'
he better get his script for Valtrex refilled
he better get his script for Valtrex refilled
WHORE!
My first thought was.. he must have a cure for herpes
Who hasn't she dated or screwed as of yet…
we're so fucking waster, nobody can tell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that he's hump the living shit out of every orrifice on that girl. Funny though, when she does marry some cardigan wearing blue blood fag from an equally rich family then how will he think when he visiualized tatooed low class trash giving it to his high class bride…anally… Hhahhah.
She is trying to have what Nicole Richie has. Here comes a baby!
i thought, "bet she'll 'forget' to take her birth control so she has a baby just like nicole and joel".
Just another notch in her very big, wide belt of hers! I just don't get it? I don't even think she's that pretty! I do think she wins for the most popular stupid woman of the 2000's!!! Congrats!
we're so fucking wasted, nobody can tell!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoops made a bobo