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When I heard that Paris Hilton was dating Benji Madden, my first thought was "_____________."
Posted: February 26, 2008 at 1:59 pm
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Fill In The BlankFiled under: Paris Hilton > Fill In The Blank > Benji Madden
When I heard that Paris Hilton was dating Benji Madden, my first thought was "_____________." Posted: February 26, 2008 at 1:59 pm
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My first thought was….Benji better double bag his shit so he doesn't catch something fierce. That girl is nasty.
jump off nicole richie's ass, you loserrrrr.
Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut…No Benji NOOOOOO!!!
Paris just found her18th pet to add to her menagerie. Someone call Animal Control.
nicoles so much cooler than paris…paris just wants (and needs) attention….yeah definitely an attetion whore
my first thought was "Boy, did Benji trade down!"
What the hell. leave up to paris to try and steal the spot light, even if it is from her 'bestfriend'
My first thought was.. here is a man who has no fear of anal and vaginal herpes… of course he probably has banged so many skanks his pud looks like a shriveled metal donkey dick so it wouldn't frighten her and they could foursome with his low life bro and his stinky ho nicole.
….that Paris is pretending to date Benji to stab Sophie in the back.
My first thought was to contact CDC ( disease control center), but then I realized who cares if anything happens to these people? Well, except for you Perez..you'd miss your herpes wonky eyed friend.
OH MY GOD NO
She probably thinks that its Joel Madden. "Just dont tell Nicole about this." "About what Paris?"
I hope she doesn't give him herpes.
she cant let herself get outdone by nicole richie
she needs to slow down on them e pills…all 3 of them look DONE
SHE GOT THE LESS ATTRACTIVE BROTHER
herpes
the madden twins are such poooooooooooooooosssssssssersss! i cant bebeive i used to like them! ewe!
Gimme More Gimme More
my first thought was "why". He looks like Mr. Magoo
Poor guy!!
They are so baked!
How proud HIS parents must be!
or
There must be a lull in her publicity and she needed something to bring the crazies back from Britney and Nicole having the baby.
Who is Benji Madden?
what the hell is wrong with him did he fall and hit his head?
WHORE!!!
Trash dates Trash
whos the asian dude? haha cool
That she's jealous of Nicole? Kinda pathetic really.. I think i'd be slightly annoyed if my (so called) best friend started dating/bedding my boyfriends TWIN brother! What would that tell ya?
rebound!!!
didn't he just break up with Sophie Monk???
What I really wanna know Perez Is Does Parises House Smell Like Piss???
Publicity stunt
WTF?
Gross….
What in the world does he see in her! It's totally a rebound relationship, and it will not last!
I never thought I'd think this but… I actually think Paris is far too hot for him :S. Paris Hilton is too hot for someone…
My first thought was poor Joel and Nicole. My second thought was for Sophie Monk. Nothing like keeping it in the family Paris…
high school and codependent
My first thought was: …..SOB!!!!! What have you done Benji?? How could you???……
My first thought was I hope he's had all his shots…then I saw his pic. Now I think they're going to form some new super strain of herpes.
was that she was thinking "*WHIIIINE* I wanna baby that matches Nicoles!"
What the hell is wrong with her eye????????? Why does she think that is cute????
must be really good in bed
Can I join?
"I bet that's going to be a gross sex tape" and then "I bet Nicole Richie is pissed. Dating your ex-best friend's brother? Sounds like Paris is trying to steal some thunder"
she better not hurt him
STRANGE
My first thought was EEEWWW what does she see in that ugly, bald, tatooed guy? Not that she's any catch but still, physically they do NOT go together.
My first thought was…..RUN!!! RUN FAST AND DON'T LOOK BACK!!!
She is such a disgusting whore…she's not even attractive. Her ass is as flat as a pancake and she has a dick for a nose…she's a friggen cave cunt slut.
Where's the Valtrex???!?!!!??
my first thought was
who fucking cares! then
please stop reporting about this bitch! then
either it's a publicity stunt or he really does want to get herpes
damn, any fugly ass dude can be in a band & get a super hottie!!!
Throw her off a cliff
oh yeah, this so cements the 'we are good charlotte! we are not emo! or pop rock! we are soo punk rock we shit safety pins! but our singer wants to be ghetto! it works! trust us! we are angry!' status.
fucking hilarious. they're both so fake. will they pop out a kewpie doll instead of a human baby?
That she is copying Nicole…
I hope he doesn't catch anything
Nicole Richie wannabe!
she looks trashed beyond words in that picture!
what is he thinking??????? So not his type.
He is trying to get his EX JEALOUS!
isnt nicole dating him..and i hope that guy has a good anti-fungal shampoo
I hope I never see pics or read about this ever again…….
She likes it up the butt
He can do so much better.
When I heard that Paris Hilton was dating Benji Madden, my first thought was I want a sex tape xD
He's not as cool as he was.
Can u say desperate for attention?she goes through men like a trick at ur local jack shack
who hasn't she dated?
I thought Aw BFF forever Nichole! Snif *tear* NOT!
are you serious??
she gonna be pregnant soon
Penicillin.
OOH BABY!! thats ben ballers cute ass
Re: rissy – if that's the case, maybe he should've picked someone other than Paris Hilton!!!
….she's fucked 90% of Hollywood.
**************************************************************** WEAR A RUBBER.
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Re: sTAR – I totally agree with this comment.
Oh…is she a rocker now? I seriously hope neither of these douche bags think this union will help their images. She's gross and he's gross. In this case 2 negs don't make a +.
She is fucking for tracks!!!
NICOLE!!!!!
My first thought was… who the hell is that chinese guy and why is he trying to get into that dudes pants ….
Wow, they are both losers.. who could think of a more perfect couple??? seriously.. Joel/Nicole are both the more normal/better looking ones of the two duos and Paris/Benji are the uh.. other ones.
Paris is in the media every twenty seconds .
Benji Madden is not .
Need i say more ?
Rebound Alert!! Who's up for sloppy seconds. How can you go from almost getting married to Mz. Monk to falling in love with Paris of all people. Im surrrrrrrrrre its true love…just like every other man, every other week. Hope your dick doesnt fall off homie. That burning isnt the heat of passion fool.
She needs to grow-up. She's looking old and haggard after her time in prison.
WOW!!! who's that cute guy in the corner???
The asian one???
Where the Grills at Ben? You have to bring them BACCCCCCCC!!!!
Oh my freakin God!!!!! What the hell is Benji thinkin??? The world must be crazy! I'm gonna kill her!
STD's test pronto!
She's finally found someone as fake as she is!
what's up with the random chinese dude?
OMG the skank is at it again. Hope he got his shots.
That's hot!!!I finally can be just like Nicole in every way…Oh wait Nicole and I are the same person…I'm such a whore!
its me, ben ballaaaaaaa. i was cock blockin that herb benji all night!!! paris is mine!!!
…LRG runs this bitch
Is she THAT jealous, shes gotta have a Madden boy too?… I think she just misses Nicole
Poor Benji, he must be really desperate!
he's gay
No one cares that the one and only Ben Baller is in that picture??? He's one of the most famous Asians next to Kim Jong-il.
When I heard that Paris Hilton was dating Benji Madden, my first thought was cause she was tired of the lesbian bit. what's next? "ohhh i'm with the…band"
who the fuck is that asian?