Bitch Is Still The New Black
Filed under: Politik > Barack Obama > Hillary Clinton > Martha Stewart > Will Smith > Tina Fey
In a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight, Barack Obama said he knew who he'd want to portray him in a movie or skit. Who? Will Smith.
Good choice!
The Presidential hopeful said, "Will Smith and I have talked about this, because he has the ears. He's better looking than me, but we both have those."
He's also a generally liked and bankable star.
According to a recent Zogby poll, most people (33%) thought that Denzel Washington should play Obama. In second place came Will Smith, followed by Don Cheadle.
As for John McCain, the majority of the people thought Tommy Lee Jones would portray him well, followed by Clint Eastwood.
And who would play Hillary Clinton? None other than Martha Stewart! Followed by Ellen DeGeneres, and at a far distant Reese Witherspoon and Madonna with 8% each of the vote.
Hey, that's a good thing.
Because, as Tina Fey says, "Bitch is the new black!"
[Image via WENN.]
Re: Voter –
That only attests to the stupidity and ignorance of the American people, not to Barack Obama as a person… or as a President of the United States.
I think STEVE MARTIN should play John McCain.
Re: Voter – you are a total idiot , its always customary to wear the traditional clothes of the country they are visiting. you are stupid enough to be a rebublician
Re: Hillary is a Doormat –
Wake up! Your husband is cheating on you.
Re: Liz – You're right! Kathy Baker WOULD be an amazing choice for Hillary and she's a good actress too. How come no one's noticed that?!
All men can and will cheat on you. Hillary just happens to be one woman who it happened to. All of you judging her it will happen to you as well.
ED HARRIS - that's who would be perfect to play McCain, even though Ed Harris is much better looking and actually quite sexy. Since when is Martha Stewart an actress? BTW, some of the posters here are unbelievably hateful and ignorant. Doesn't speak well for Americans and our educational system.
Oh, this site is a laugh riot today. Win or lose, I must see Madonna play Clinton. Really. Hahahahahaahahahaha…
iv learned things about all those candidates that make me want to kill myself if either of them win… google ron paul..and learn EVERY ANGLE of every candidate… and youll see why im voting for ron paul.. dont listen to the media.. they're run by people with everything to lose.
Re: Interesting –
Interesting, every Republican I know is going to vote Republican, they aren't going to change their vote now, not for an extreme leftist like Obama.
Hillary is fading let's hope it will stay that way. Go Obama.
Clinton Campaign Starts 5-Point Attack on Obama
By PATRICK HEALY and JULIE BOSMAN
After struggling for months to dent Senator Barack Obama’s candidacy, the campaign of Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is now unleashing what one Clinton aide called a “kitchen sink” fusillade against Mr. Obama, pursuing five lines of attack since Saturday in hopes of stopping his political momentum.
Yeah Hillary the newbie lapping you. Go Obama.
RASMUSSEN: Clinton lead slipping in Ohio; Clinton 48% Obama 43%…
Now boys and girls do the honorable thing and this circus.
hey, HILLARY 2008 - SHE ROCKS.. give me a one good reason why should i vote for Obama, I can not think of any….
hey, HILLARY 2008 - SHE ROCKS.. give me a one good reason why should i vote for Obama, I can not think of any….
Re: HILLARY WILL COME BACK AND BARACK CAN KISS HER ASS! – Thats a whole lotta ass too!!! lol
Re: Hillary not weak[/re] Yes!!! and when my husband cheats on me I would have sense enough to leave him!! Im not hating on Hillary for being cheated on just for putting up with it over & over & over & over again. she's spineless!
hillary tolerates cheating and that shows that she's made of poor charater… REAL WOMEN leave men who are cheating sex addicts
What Tina Fey said is the reason ppl arent voting for Hilary, Bithces are fuckin annoying and only worry about themselfs. Oh ya HIlary aint a real bitch anyway, becuase a real bitch wouldnt have took her husbad back after he got sucked off by a receptionist.So HIlary is actually a poser bitch who.hahhaha
I want a "Bitch is the New Black" tee shirt!!!!
think ill go make one
Re: Jimmy – you are so right!! hilary is worse than a bitch, she's a FAKE BITCH who "stands by her man"
Re: KARMA IS SUCH A BITCH – i guess you're one of those old fashined ladies that lets her husband run around on her. to each her own.
perez is only supporting hillary because she's a lesbian
i want 2 c mccain in a speedo, i think he's a sexy silver fox
Rebecca Demornay would make a good Hillary. They look similar
I say Emma Thompson. That would be the most accurate portrayal.
gary bussey would make a great hillary
bussey as hillary LOL
How disgusting that you would reference a former first lady and a presidential candidate frontrunner as a "bitch." You're ridiculous.
Re: People Police – check your facts…. hillary is not the front runner
Folks, the important thing to remember come general election time the important thing to remember as Democrats (which I assume are most of the people on here) is that regardless of who gets the nomination Hillary or Barak, WE MUST RALLY BEHIND HIM OR HER AS A PARTY to defeat the Republican candidate. I'm for Barak, however the reality is that neither to candidates are really not that different at all as far as where they wanna take this country, and either of them will be a far cry better than what we have now or than a republican candidate. So just keep that in mind peeps. P
Actually, the actress Mary McDonnell in Battlestar Galactica is a better casting choice. And Kevin Spacey would do a great Huckabee.
Hillary is the best Democratic candidate available. And for all you women out there not wanting your daughters to be like her…they might not have had a choice on who to vote for if it weren't for women like Hillary. I'm sure all your marriages are perfect and you never made concessions for the sake of your children, finances, etc. Give me a break.
Did anyone ever think that the "muslim picture" of Obama came from the REPUBLICANS!!!!! Ha.. because that would be like crazy right?? And if it is not that big of a deal then why did Obama take the victim role and act hurt and bothered by it? If Hillary took the victim role as much as he does, she would be called weak and unqualified to be POTUS because she can't handle the pressure… the double standard is disgusting.
Re: Interesting – they might like Obama now, but it doesn't mean they will vote for him in the general election. I have heard from many Republicans who are voting in their state's primaries against Clinton because they know they can beat Obama in the general election.
Re: Obama picture – use your critical thinking skills and maybe you will see that the source of the pictures has not been proven and maybe, just maybe, it came from the republicans.
Re: Skip – Hillary is a poor excuse for a woman. She's proven herself a woman who cannot stand on her two feet without leaning on a man. That is her choice but not the kind of person I want in a role as president not matter the gender. A woman who is too sheepish to leave her husband when she clearly been humiliated & disrespected by him is a weak person. I feel sorry for her. She must have alot of shame.
Re: DONT BE SO RASIST – It is not a racist statement… many people use the phrase to describe clothing… as the basic black dress is considered a staple in many people's wardrobe so saying something is the new black is saying something has become more popular than the little black dress. She is saying that it is ok to be a bitch, not that a bitch is better than a black person.
Re: chris h – Let me borrow a line from the Christian Conservatives and teach you a little something called forgiveness. You should try it in your everyday life… it will make you a better person. I'm sure Michelle Obama forgave her husband for taking drugs.
Re: Hillary is a Doormat – Hey, you, doormat, are you married or have you ever been? I don't think so. Have you read the KINSEY REPORT, he says (sad but true) that 98 persent of husband cheat, and the other 2 percent are gay. When you take your vows, it's say "for better or worse" and where to you get the "she allowed her husband to cheat" do you, personally know, that she said OK Bill "cheat on me" Your soooo stupid!!!!!
OBAMA SUCKS DICK and dresses like an african idiot!!!!
Re: JP – Hey, I agree with you, beause I think he's the anti-christ. I never heard about him until 7-8 month ago, and now everybody is in AWE of him. Then to see him in his Musslin's garb, scared the he*l out of me. In the Bible it say "he will suddenly appear and all will be in awe of him" and he has ties to the East..both his father's were Musslins. Brainwashed…indeed.
Re: The frustrated womens club – Shoot, who in the he*l would pay attention to FRUSTRATED women…go get layed, so you can "think" and not be so frustated. Go Hilary
Too bad she has a snowballs chance in hell of winnng the election. Do you pay attention to the REAL news? Sorry Perez - atleast you got paid though.
Re: sara –
No not at all! I just don't think it makes her weak because she forgave him. We never know how will react until it happens to us!
Re: Jebus – TOUCHE'
Re: Mary –
Frankly, it scares me that there are people like you out there. It is frightening that just because someone is Muslim, you TRULY believe that they are the "anti-christ." It is further more frightening that you believe that Obama, of all people, this man who has the guts to speak of peace and change, is the anti-christ spoken of in the Bible!
Your delusions do you no service, I am disgusted by your ignorance.
PEREZ STOP FLAUNTING YOUR LOVE OF HILLARY! YOU ARE SO FUCKING BIASED! You're trying to use your C-list fame to get people to vote for the candidate you like. Thats pathetic. GO OBAMA!
Do you know why Oprah is a Obama fan?? Because she would look like more of a lesbain if she supported Hilary, also, she is losing her african american fans base, so helping support Obama helps to quite both of these issues. What is most amazing is that this is the first time that Oprah is turning her back on powerful white women. The worse is that Oprah always supports woman's rights, but at the first chance she gets to back the first woman president she pulls her support in favor to what is good for her image. To me it seems Oprah is out for Oprah and who can bring her the most $$$, she is such a hyprocrit!!! I think she is a closet lesbain and conservative?!?!? Maybe her and Mann Coulter should get together!!! Athough, Gayle will probably get very jealous about it.
If Obama wins the Dem nomination, I will particpate in a groundswell to vote against him. We'll even vote for McCain against that windbag, no-talent, no-experienced Obama. He wouldn't even make a good VP choice!
Osama bin Hussein Barrack is the biggest fraud that Kenya ever crapped out it's anus. He is a loser. He knows NOTHING about International affairs. He is incompetent and ill-equipped to lead. The jackass is so shady. I will never vote for him.
Impeach Obama!!! I will start printing the bumper stickers the day after the election…
Obama and Oprah on a foggy sidewalk = Gorillas in the Mist.
I hope Oprah chockes to death on an oversized hamhock. Her Vagina must sting like a New Jersey garbage pit.
I will not let slimebag Obama and his skank wife set up a crackhouse in the White House. That dope-smoking asswipe and his douche-bag nappy headed ho belong in the trailer like the rest of the nigga scum.
Go Hillary in 2008!!!!!!!
Obama is not even worthy of VP consideration!!!
Let him get out of his diapers first!
i thought they only made movies of dead politicians. oh, i'm sorry, you have to be a politician first. obam bam is not a politician and will smith is a lousy actor.
Martha Stewart isn't an actress. Why would she play anyone in movie?
I love that the democrats are getting so polarized between Obama and Hillary…go ahead and keep fighting…its just going to make it that much easier for Mccain to win!
Re: hehehehehe – The only thing I agree with you "IS" if Obama wins, I, a Democrat all my life, will vote for MCCain rather than Obama. He, Obama scare the h*ll out of me…..
I just have to come back to this blog, and post something everyday, To the Obamanots, your king is going down. Watch the news, in the next few weeks, you all are going to say I never voted for that man. He's a smooth talker, and I am sure a lot of you lonely women, who are voting for him and eating his words out of a soup spoon, have ran across a smooth talker, in your days, and you found out, that all he was, was just that, a smooth talker. Well I don't want a smooth talker I want a doer, and that what Hillary is a doer, she'll put her money where her mouth is. On the other hand, Obama will have to ask somebody what shall he do. That was shown last night if he had to answer a question first , he gave you a song and a dance, but no substance. I don't have fairy dust in my eyes, I know a snake when I see one. Neither does any of the Hillary supporters who post at hillaryspeaksforme.com, or at hillaryclinton.com.
I love how the Obama supporters are rational, and the Hillary supporters/Obama haters are bat shit crazy.
Re: biznatch – that's what i was thinking! can she do a good american accent?
mccain = STEVE MARTIN all the way!
I fucking hate Hillary! I hope she fucking dies! We will all be screwed if she becomes president.