"I Wanna Be Famous Too!"
Filed under: Aliana Lohan
Lindsay Lohan's little sister, Aliana (aka Ali) is a desperate little troll…and we love her!
The teenager going on menopausal housewife unabashedly wants to be famous. At whatever costs! And that includes releasing a Christmas album, which bombed, and starring in an upcoming reality TV show with her momager, Dina, which will likely fail as well.
The hungry wannabe is featured in the new issue of Teen Vogue. Here are some HIGHlights from the future rehab-er's interview!
ON MAKING IT IN HOLLYWOOD: "I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening."
ALI, ON HER NEW REALITY TV SHOW: "It's not all that fake stuff. It's just what we do in our everyday life."
ALI, ON BIG SISTER LINDSAY: "I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you…it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have."
This girl is ugly, a slut, and is only like 14. Wait until she is 18 or 19 she will be worse than her sister
what a sad, dumb girl.
Leave her alone, she is just a kid ..and not so intelligent one… one to feel sorry for…
The little wanabee hasn't been to rehab or even done a decent beaver shot. What's momma up to? Slacking off, that's what!!!!!!
Ali, you'll turn up worse than Jamie Lynn. You won't be famous, just used up. You sound like a child saying, "I want it so bad; you don't even know." And who looks up to Lindsey? Not me or anyone I know. She's a regular whore, an attention whore, and a drug addict. Good goals to set yourself up with.
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You're all sooo dumb.
Hers are the words of the perfect fledgling slutlet, skanklet, and whorelet. She'll be coming into her own in no time, fully fledged.
I am hoping there's some porn in this girls future. That's all she seems good for!
well, she's a fame hungry attention seeking little troll, isn't she?
The end is near. How many more of these idiots can the world endure before we all end up dead. Prepare your bomb shelters. Stock up on canned food and batteries. Satan (Dina Lohan) and her evil spawn are taking over the earth.
lol, she does look like she's 14 going on 41. As for the new reality show, that's just a desperate person's way of being on tv & in the spotlight..
how well-adjusted
okay lets see her sister is ugly!!! they are full of freckles and yes that is unatractive… she's even uglier then lindsay… and why are people posting she's pretty??? she's ugly…
Blood is thicker than water but love is thicker than blood
Re: Rachel – lol! she sure is
GO GET UR GED BETCH…DUNCE BETCHES
WTF?!?!? who WANTS to be famous?!? not me! i like being able to leave my house without people following me, thank you! i dont see how people want to be famous when it so obvioust if FUCKS up ur life…
The train(wreck) is pulling into the station
This little cunt had a Christmas album? OMG what is this world coming to?
"Everyone just looks up at you…" Yep, these girls don't want to BE GOOD at a craft, they want to be FAMOUS…even for nothing but vajayjay shots and DUI's. In actuality, they're all insecure spoiled brats.
its sad she wants to be famous so bad, when we all know shes just going to end up like her sister, she will prolly be a huge hit for a while then end up right where her sister is.And how stupid is "I want to go to hollywood so bad,more then you could ever know!" its dumb.i hate her alredy.
omg she's so ugly. lindsay def got the hot genes
please, hasn't this family tortured us enough? ali, go to school and do something productive with your life.
at first i thought this was Ali Sims!!! they even share the same name! lol
There are 2 things that Mom has given her girls that nobody can deny: Nasty, horrible skin, and rodent teeth! WHOO-HOO MOM!!! Way to go!!!
She could always try being a Lindsay Lohan Lookalike for parties
…That's what happens when you don't have a dad around, your mom is living vicariously through you, and you are your big sister's shadow….
why doesn't she just go by the name Aliana? That's WAY hotter than just being called Ali. Plus, she won't get mistaken for that hanger-on cousin of Britney.
Rehab by 18.
Her sister has a few screws loose , No one looks up to Lindsay. Love is blind!
Dina~~~~has ruined her kids life, she should be put in jail for child abuse…This is ridiculus…
This girl will be one of Hollywoods future idiot…
She's just a little girl. Leave her alone!!!!
that girl is going on the same path..
she wants to have people that dont say no and will kiss her ass because shes famous
the whole family area bunch of fame whores. they love attention as much as lindsey loves coke!
wow, this picture is pretty good for her…she looks about 30 years younger than she usually does
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SAVE RACHEL!
good for you dina - another child to whore out & fuck up their lives so you can get your "managers" fee - didn't you learn your lesson already with that mess of your other child (who entered rehab at 21?!!!)
She's beyond pathetic. Gwod, doesn't she know that she doesn't deserve to be in Hollywood. You're only getting a little close to being in it b/c you're the stupid fire crotch's sister. Assface.
Also, I just want to point out that this is pretty sad. She probably doesn't know what the meaning of life is. It's not all about becoming famous. I hope she fails…badly. Get hit down to the floor. I would love to see her become a trainwreck, though. Ha. Ha. Ha. Go to freaking reality rehab–you're not going to be famous. No one cares about you. You may be pretty but there are so many girls who are as pretty as you. You have to be talented and deserving. You can want it but you don't effing deserve it cunt.
She's beyond pathetic. Gwod, doesn't she know that she doesn't deserve to be in Hollywood. You're only getting a little close to being in it b/c you're the stupid fire crotch's sister. Assface.
Also, I just want to point out that this is pretty sad. She probably doesn't know what the meaning of life is. It's not all about becoming famous. I hope she fails…badly. Get hit down to the floor. I would love to see her become a trainwreck, though. Ha. Ha. Ha. Go to freaking reality rehab–you're not going to be famous. No one cares about you. You may be pretty but there are so many girls who are as pretty as you. You have to be talented and deserving. You can want it but you don't effing deserve it cunt.
wow she must be making it big… she's even got her own category now. nice, perez.
Be careful what you wish for, you desperate little brat. Hopefully you'll become an even bigger mess than your big sister!!!!
Ha Ha!
I can't wait till she gets pregnant and drug overdoses.
like a few other posters, she never mentions what her 'art' is. What her passion is. She just wants people to know who she is. She is in a fantasy world, thinking people will see the reality show and want her to star/record the next big thing. At least her sister had real acting jobs and she wasn't bad as a kid actor. Her mother is an idiot, fame seeker who should realize that this is a very bad thing for her daughter. But than again, she wants all the cameras on her too. Sad, sad, sad. This is one of the biggest things wrong with reality shows-no talents given their 15 minutes and other people's 15 minutes
At least she's easier to look at than lindsay. As for her talent…….?
i wonder if promises rehab offers a 2 for 1 discount?!?
She looks prettier than Lindsay, but sounds just as dumb. I don't give her much time before turning bad like her sister.
Funny how people would want an autograph from someone that has done NOTHING….and how can she say people look up to her when she has done NOTHING….this world is sad….wouldn't it make sense that people should be getting autographs of people that have actually done something useful for mankind???? You don't see people getting doctors' autographs, who actually save lives! I'll be a doctor in a couple years, and I think its sad that in the western world, those of us working our ass off to diagnose and treat diseases are not looked up to as much as these idiots The Lohans, lol
Get a boob job and make a sex tape! you'll get all the attention you need, darlin'…
STFU!! We don't want you.
STFU!! We don't want you.
PLEASE every boycott this show so this girl has to go get a job a mcdonalds like a she deserves.
IF SHE HAD BOOBS, SHE'D FLASH EM NO DOUBT!
why does she wanna be famous? so she can end up like her sister?
drunken bum. and she should def. not audition for disney either.
She's a hideous gir with NO TALENT- after lindsay is a druggie whore, you'd think her mom would not want her daughter to be famous- DUMB ASS! ali will grow up to be a fugly little alcholic slutfaced whorebag just like her sister- only her sister is actually pretty. SCREW THE LOHANS_ THEYRE LOSER DIRTBAGS!!!!!!!!!!!! ali lohan is a effin loser and everyone hateseher!
So she wants to be a drunking ho bag like her sister. Should be a law against it. Another racist piglet in the making. Did anybody say any thing about a little thing call talent. I guess the Lohans need money real bad and got to put another one on the block.
verrry funny…hasnt she learnt from her sister's life??not everything that glitters is gold…never did know that going to rehab every second was attractive..mmm.
Ugly freckles run in the family I see.
"I want to be just like her…"-Ya-BS….I bet she wanted to do all the drugs just like Lindsay too! That is just awful…
Must have been real impressive for Ali to see Lindsey say "it was the black guy" and " I can do what every the f*%ck I want to do." Ahhh now Ali wants to do the samething. I think she will be 100 times worst than her sister.
She's MUCH cuter than Lindsey!
save some
"strawberry quik"
for this one!
She wants to be famous for doing WHAT exactly?? Can she sing? Can she act? A famous ballerina? Politics? Olympics? OHHHH!! I GET IT! She wants to be famous for doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Is she talented at ANYTHING besides sounding like a total retard. She should just go make a sex tape. My god! and why does she look like she's 35?? I'm 30 and I look 10 years younger than her!
Well here is another one that don't want to go to school. Drop out buy a ged and be a dumb drunken whore.
This best thing for her is for Hollywood to say NO! to her so she can have a nomal life.
Re: Sohpie – aREN'T YOU THAT STUpid 26 yr old virgin?? Shut up until you get some good man meat inside you. Maybe then you won't sound so frickin retarded.
What happened to her damn freckles??
She's soo desperate for hollywood attention it's not even funny
she is in it for ALL the wrong reasons.
Vapid cunt.
What the hell happened to Dina Lohan as a child that she has her children convinced that being famous is the only way to have self-esteem?
There are no words. Someone call Child Protective Services to save this kid before she turns into her sister….which is clearly what their mother is trying to accomplish.
Boy, Mike and Dina sure are hell-bent on fucking up all of those kids' lives aren't they? Their daughter's statement about needing people to look up to her is just a sad testament to what terrible parents they are.
And since when does a reality show do anything BUT fail? Doing a reality show and claiming at the same time that you want to be a serious actress is about as desperate an act as taking off your clothes and pretending to be Marilyn Monroe in a magazine. She doesn't seem to be watching Lindsay as close as she claims to be. If she was, she'd run the opposite direction away from Hollyweird.
All this almost makes me feel bad for Lindsay. On second thought, nah, she's still a junkie slut who can't drive well.
She is soo adorable! She will end up being prettier than Lindsay and if she keeps on the straight and narrow (doubtful), she might actually be successful!
ALI, ON BIG SISTER LINDSAY:"I want to be just like Lindsay and flash off my va jay jay and get caught with drugs!"
Does she like anal?
Yeah Ali! But to really stand out, she will need to suffer from an eating disorder and go to rehab for drugs this year, so that she can save next year for getting knocked up. And to really outdo Lindsay, Ali will need to get a few DUIs, before she is even old enough to drive.
Kinda freckly, too.
i think shes gorgeous, she looks just like lindsay, but unfortunatly shell end up like lindsay too
i go to school with ali
and she has no friends.
this girl is so desperate for attention
shes not pretty.
a trainwreck in the making…so sad little girl!
..I didn't even know that Lindz had a sister.
Dina Lohan and Co need family therapy..stat
She is beautiful !!!!!
I'd love to fuck her.
she will FAIL
she's definatley cuter than lindsay
attn whore!
lohan family should be completely forgotten about!
the freckles are cute - good luck!
Definitely prettier than LinDsAY
lame.
they cant act OR sing
so who cares?
I wanna be a cokewhore, slut just like my sister. Oh isn't that something to look forward to.
maybe she should get pregnant like Jamie Lynn. just kidding…she's cute… maybe she's got some talent too.
whoaa .. a little too desperate. i can see her pregnant like jamie lynn soon. this will definately not end well.
TO ALI: MAKE A NAME OF UR OWN, NOT JUST "THE SISTER OF LINDSAY LOHAN"!
:p
This chick only wants to be famous for that "feeling" of someone asking for her autograph…talentless and fugs…
She is cute, but obviously genetically STUPID! NOBODY looks up to Lindsay! She is the butt of every joke in town….she fucked married men in rehab and ruined their lives. Another young guy she had from rehab, she fucked him and spit him out. She's a notorious whore, who is known to have no work ethic - nobody wants to hire her lame ass for a movie, because she parties too much and doesn't make it to work. Since rehab she has been caught drinking a few times….she's a totally ugly and useless waste of space!
And you want to look up to THAT? UGH!
She is cute, but obviously genetically STUPID! NOBODY looks up to Lindsay! She is the butt of every joke in town….she fucked married men in rehab and ruined their lives. Another young guy she had from rehab, she fucked him and spit him out. She's a notorious whore, who is known to have no work ethic - nobody wants to hire her lame ass for a movie, because she parties too much and doesn't make it to work. Since rehab she has been caught drinking a few times….she's a totally ugly and useless waste of space!
And you want to look up to THAT? UGH!
She is cute, but obviously genetically STUPID! NOBODY looks up to Lindsay! She is the butt of every joke in town….she fucked married men in rehab and ruined their lives. Another young guy she had from rehab, she fucked him and spit him out. She's a notorious whore, who is known to have no work ethic - nobody wants to hire her lame ass for a movie, because she parties too much and doesn't make it to work. Since rehab she has been caught drinking a few times….she's a totally ugly and useless waste of space!
And you want to look up to THAT? UGH!
Congratulations Dinaa!! yoo have another machine to manipulate!! how old is this girl?? she looks old.. any way she will be another drunk or " with mistakes" like lindsay..
pathetic. so pathetic.
First, when you see pictures of Linds, Mom and Ali together, isn't it a little scary that Ali has the body of a tiny little girl and the face of a 35-year-old? She always liiks as though someone photoshopped her together.
Second, WHYYYYYYYYY? Why would anyone want to witness the next Lohan head down the road to rehab? Why would anyone want to watch the spectacle of Mom L. pimping out another daughter? Why would anyone want to hear Big daddy Lohan's endless thoughts about yet another little fame-whore daughter? This can end only ONE way, and it won't be (a) pretty and (b) interesting. Oh, and just askin': does this one have any sort of talent at all? Used to think LiLo had a little talent, but we know what killed THAT, right? But Ali - what, exactly does she think she can do to earn her "stardom"?
Basically, this one should stay in school and stay the hell out of Hollywood, or resign herself to becoming the latest trainwreck.