"I Wanna Be Famous Too!"
Filed under: Aliana Lohan
Lindsay Lohan's little sister, Aliana (aka Ali) is a desperate little troll…and we love her!
The teenager going on menopausal housewife unabashedly wants to be famous. At whatever costs! And that includes releasing a Christmas album, which bombed, and starring in an upcoming reality TV show with her momager, Dina, which will likely fail as well.
The hungry wannabe is featured in the new issue of Teen Vogue. Here are some HIGHlights from the future rehab-er's interview!
ON MAKING IT IN HOLLYWOOD: "I want it so bad. So bad you don't even know. And now, it's actually happening."
ALI, ON HER NEW REALITY TV SHOW: "It's not all that fake stuff. It's just what we do in our everyday life."
ALI, ON BIG SISTER LINDSAY: "I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you…it's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph, and it's just a really good feeling to have."
That's how you think about fame at her age.
i actually live near her and alot of my friends know her cause she is around my age and i played basketball against her and she is honestly the most obnoxious brat. she thinks shes the hottest shit cause of her sister. shes sooo stuck up and obnoxious
that is the sadest thing I have ever read,,,shame on her parents
Good fucking God…now what?
yeah I want to be famous too…but I don't have a famous sister and I don't live in l.a. yet…please..two lohan are enough,even the third?the mother is the worst,that think,her words,the white oprah and that thinks she could have been sure the best friend of lady D…omg..no word of how vain they are!
you want it so bad? so bad that you'll end up like a coke junkie failure like you sister… open your eyes you tween bitch! effin loser.
I would never want to diss children, but Ali is seriously unattractive since she inherited the rat face from Dina.
GAG ME WITH A FUCKING SPOON.
YEAH ALI YOU REALLY WANNA END UP LIKE UR SIS; A GIRL WHO CAN'T GET A BLOCKBUSTER FOR SHIT, LIKES TO HAVE SEX ON STAIRS IN REHAB AND IS AN IDIOT.
HAHA CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR CAREER ALI. -SARCASM-
Don't she look like Ricki Lake?
hate her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
notice how she did not mention anything about talent- its unfortunate when these silly girls like her Lindsey, Paris and so on are more concerned with getting attention than actually developing a true talent, back in the day, singers could actually 'sing' actors could actually 'act', nowadays just flash your crotch and go to rehab- oh and lets not forget posing for paps. Very average girls can become celebrities soo easily.
i hate this dumb little bitch with a passion already. When I see her in pics wearing leggings like her older sister, I just want to give her good boot in the ass.
You would think that after all that has happened to Lindsay, who has no career and is basically a laughing stock in Hollywood, she would see the dangers of fame. And having a mother who can't guide her in the right way through it. But NOOO, this little moron wants to be famous as well.
What a little attention-whore!! She is really deluded if she thinks people look up to Lindsay.
She'll be going to an all girls Catholic high school on long island in september with some of my daughter's friends. but if she really wants to be like her bib sis . . . she'll never finish freshman year. sad family. horrible mother.
PLEASE LET THIS BE A JOKE!
Perez, please tell me that your just fucking around.
and just when you thought the streets would be safe again, here comes another sure to be tainwreck just like her big sister. I really must watch where i drive from now on because sure enough in a few years this little monster will be terrorizing the streets, drunk, high and pregnenet. AREN'T CELEBRITY CHILDREN SUPPOSED TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF TALENT!?
Miley-The Next Britney
Ali-The Next Lindsay
Rumer(a.k.a. potato Head)-The Next Paris
god i hope madonna's daughter and courtney love's daughter can make up for the scum that are sure to be these little tweenies
I predict Frances and Lourdes are the Next Katie and Gweneth.
HORRAY FOR THEM
BOO FOR THE FUCK UPS!
at the ripe age of 14 she has already had a nose job
I wouldn't trust Dina to raise a dog let alone 3 kids
i really really hope she never ever gets famous. hollywood, the media, we would all be doomed.
ugh shes fucken stupid.
i knew i wouldnt like her.
FUCKEN WANTS SOME ATTENTION.
whore.
If Lohanesque ego makes your skin crawl, VOTE for Hillary Clinton.
Take back our country!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smart women > stupid bimbos
She should plan a pregnancy and then she would - at the very least - get a cover or two.
hope she doesn't turn out like the trash her sister is. she'll be like the britney spears cousin - a big waste of space.
Celebrity sibs need to get their own careers. No more free rides!! (Haylie Duff, Ali Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, Jamie Lynn Spears etc., should actually have to work for their success)
she's only 14 you fuckin idiots.
Re: Paige – Yeah because Britney, Jessica Simpson, Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan are all exceptionally talented people? My christ, you haven't a clue. If anything their younger sisters are more talented than them with the exception of Jamie Lynn. She's just a tramp.
I read some of these comments & people are seriously too harsh. Shes just a young girl that needs a good role model. Maybe if her mother & sister weren't Dina & Lindsey Lohan she wouldnt be the way she is….anyone ever think maybe its not her fault???
HOLLYWOODS NEXT WHORE MONGER……CUNT.
that is one desperate family.
great just what we need - she is such an idiot her sister is going through torture and she wants it too - such a messed up family~ isn't she like 14? who will she hang out with? dakota fanning? hannah montana?
famewhore!
she's not fierce enought; sry2say
Not to be mean, but this girl has a 'trailer-park' look about her (although it's hard to tell it in the picture Perez posted). Her mouth is just odd, isn't it?? Lindsay got the looks, and this girl will only be riding on her coattails. Good luck, Ali.
CRACKHEAD IN TRAINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: CUNT Jr. – That made my night.
Re: MITZI – WELL SAID!!! i like Lindsay Lohan too, ever since parent trap, she is slipping away too much!
UMMMMMMM……DOES THIS BITCH KNOW PPL DONT LOOK UP TO LINDSAY????
More like she is a f**king ugly troll.
She not qonna make it…..we don't need anotha lindsay……
alittle advice perez, if u dont want these girls bcoming famous, dont leave writeups about them onur site! look at rumer / potatoe head! u raised her profile up to shiz hot
What an egotistical little cunt- Her mind has been warped and twisted by stage mom from hell Orange Oprah. Wonder who will OD first? Lindsay or this bitch??? Please make her go away!! Her hatchet face scares me!
HAHA!! Ugly girl, huh? Poor thing. Well, time to sit around and wait for her to get knocked up next..
What an ugly little cunt!
Her sister is annoying enough, we don't need another talentless starlet desperate for attention running around.
Feel bad for her!! has parents that will pimp her out for money at any price. delusional,she thinks lindsay is being looked up to? lindsay is the biggest joke in lala land!!! all of these no talent sluts have the IQ of an ashtray!!! they should just go away!!!!!!!!
Another Lohan. Yea.
Hm, Lindsay nude photos, Ali fame-whore - where is big-mouth (father of the year) Michael now??
What a fucking loser. Nice upbringing Dina. Give your daughters that"really goo feeling" of learning who they are and how to make art as opposed to being talentless popular twits!!!! losers!!!!
NO NO YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FAMOUS,SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!
ali looks alot like lindsay!!!!!! holy shit !!!
poor little sheep
oh ah fucking nuff with the lohans, they are all wastes of fucking food and water. mom lohan needs to pull her car into the garage and keep it running. dumb sluts , little sister has better luck at fame trying out for bangbus.com
Bitch has no titties!
you know what? this isnt the best pic of her but this girl is SO MUCH PRETTIER THAN HER SIS! lindsay looks like an old aged p.o.s. this girl really is gorgeous and could be a model.
Young and Dumb is the only way to describe her…she see's what her sister and otha young celebrities are going through and she basically wants to follow their footsetps
Perez, I think we're trending out of this crap. Nobody cares about these methed up chicks anymore. You should be scoping out "uplifting role models"; people with less money are going to stop watching drunk heiresses and coattail riders. Soldier boys and high school sweethearts is where we're going.
so shallow and self-involved. does she have any idea how stupid that sounds?
OMFG SHES DIGUSTING. SHES GOT THOSE DAMN FRECKLES EVERYWHERE LIKE HER FUCKED UP SISTER !
I think Ali has more potential and is definetly prettier than lindsey.
lindsay lohan is slut you want the same jaja
If there are any hollywood producers/music makers reading this. Don't give this girl what she wants. Save her from herself. She might turn out ok. I don't know why some people's life ambition is to be famous! Aren't famous people showing us that fame clearly isn't everything? Some of them seem to really lose it as well.
dont worry ali u will be just like lindsay
blegh.
stupid little wannabe.
who goes out to say they WANT to be like their sister, who's a coke-sniffin' club-slut?!
ok random freak! the Lohans need 2b locked away somewhere were theyll never see daylight again!
"I wish her and her fug ass ginger sister would OD." -see #10
i can't believe you just said that. you guys are insane.