Avril Can't Unload!
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand
Tickets to her tour aren't the only thing April Lavigne is having trouble selling!
The Canadian poseur is trying to get rid of her pricey Mulholland Estates mansion - to no success.
April's house has been on the market for a while. The 6,894 square property was initially listed for $7 million.
Three buyers stepped up to the plate and then pulled out before finishing the deal.
We can imagine Lavigne having that effect on a lot of people!
Now, the asking price of April's mansion has been slashed to a (relatively) bargain basement price of $5.8 mill. It's definitely a buyer's market.
Lavigne and her Sum 44 husband, Darren Whibley, are trying to get rid of the Mulholland house cuz they're apparently paying a hefty mortgage on a Bel Air home they bought last year.
Oh, to be rich, untalented and famous. It ain't easy!
[Image via WENN.]
perez!! Whats going on w/ these typos???
Her real name is April, folks. The record label decided it wasn't "punk" enough, and dubber her, AVRIL.
His name is Derek, and its Sum 41…
Re: Aimée – and whats the difference between an american and an uneducated, ignorant fat douchh answer? noneee
"Oh, to be rich, untalented and famous. It ain't easy!" Ain't that you baby! Hmmm two words "Pot" and "Black"
Karma's a bitch and you get what you give.. she's a piece of shit and hope the house rots on the hill….no one cares!!
April and Darren?????????????????????????
Re: Megan – didn't you spend today having anal with hilton.
lol…
lmao i love how everyones freaking out about the "spelling mistakes".
ITS A FUCKING JOKE PEOPLE.
everyone must be retarded.
She and Darren should have made sure that the first house sold before buying the second house. It's called a contingency clause. What a dumbass.
VOTE FOR HILLARY!
She is the strongest candidate. Don't vote on style, vote on substance!
hey everybody. so i just found this site and i thought i would share it.
This girl rachel is in real financial trouble and is looking for help.
This poor girl is about to loose everything. I feel like we really need to help her. Come on perez readers!. We are a great community here and i think we can do anything we put our minds to!
Help her out. I did, and now i feel great about it.
here is her site
http://saverachel.weebly.com
make sure you tell her your from perezhilton.com. i told her i would rally the perez troops.
thanks guys.
Are all the readers here idiots? He clearly typed those "errors" on purpose. Perez knows what's up.
Simple plan just called they want you in another shity music video hilton, you sellout!
Obama was respectful and gracious to his opponent, even after the absolutely horrible way she has treated him lately, and even in spite of the petty way she acted tonight by not exteding the same graciousness in even acknowledging he could be a good candidate when he said that about her, or giving him any credit at all about anything, as she seems so insecure that it would diminish her to have some class. Well I have some news for you Hillary, you diminish yourself. You have shown the real "size" of Hillary Clinton, you can only look up at Barack Obama, not just physically, but in every way.
Tonight I watched the man who I hope will be our next President of the United States, Barack Obama, who did an excellent job tonight, and I think we will see that in the poll numbers to come and in the primaries in TX, OH, RI and VT next Tuesday.
its sum 41 and his name is Derek
This just in from Perez Hilton.
Avril Lavigne responsible for US Real Estate downturn. And to think, Perez Hilton doesn't think she has talent. Not only does she have talent….apparently she also controls home price trends in America!
Not bad for an untalented Canuck.
haha u so silly!!!! I would love to see her get pissy tee hee
aaawwww but i got bigger worries
aaawwww but i got bigger worries
aaawwww but i got bigger worries
aaawwww but i got bigger worries
brit sinks to a new low and makes sex tape with amy winehouse..
http://pissinginthetent.com
Re: phyro02 – Too bad her name is French. You're technically right, but I'm going to consider you wrong.
see avril BEFORE she was famous….. pissinginthetent.com
also see brit naked !
Re: phyro02 – and you need to learn a little Canadian history… Avril is also FRENCH for APRIL (ie the ENGLISH version). Considering where Avril is from (central Canada) it is much more likely that it is the FRENCH name Avril as chosen by her parents (ie NOT SPANISH).
You officially beat avril lavigne on my list of top douchebags. Congratulations!
Dumbass!
Not only is it sum 41 - not 44 but her husbands name is Deryck NOT Darren! Come on Perez… get your facts straight!!
April? Are you kidding? You guys didn't catch that typo? You made it more than once too… Um… duh
The misspellings arent even funny, why bother?
Its AVRIL not APRIL, haha Perez, you crack me up.
Since he hates her she must be good campared to the shit he likes Ashlee Tisdale, Ashlee Simpson, Simple Plan, One Republic.
ok…………..april is the english version of Avril, which is FRENCH! geeze you people, come on!
how come we're calling her april?
BOO F'N HOO!
Avril is a hack
Avril is APRIL in english people! She's like frenchy canadian
DERYCK WHIBLEY FATASS
Perez i love u but u cant diss my fav. band like that. SUM 41 and his name is Deryck… thanks
Avril is god and will destroy hilton when she tells the oceans to swallow him up (oh yeah give me some more photos of pretty Avril in a bikini or i'll hit you again retard).
For you people who think he purposely misspelled names your giving him to much credit, he really is a retard.
get the fucking names right you dumb ass.
WOW….this has nothing to do with her talent, if she has it or not. & her name is AVRIL NOT April!!! oh ya & its sum 41 not 44….Perez? is that really you? cause the story is Lame!
Re: leah – why does everyone type first???
Jesus Christ you people commenting are such a bunch of dulltards. Obviously Perez was joking when he said April, Sum 44 and Darren. Christ, I worry about you people sometimes. Seems the whole of America has been prescribed stupid pills. Idiots.
With your dogs balls cut off hilton, how are you ever gonna get laid?
whoooo is the editor at perezhilton.com really now? ive never seen so many spelling errors as i do at this blog. and typing errors. idiots
are you drunk perez? you're typing like it!
who's april and sum 44? lol
if they were rich they wouldnt have a mortgage.
*sings* One of these things are not like the other, one of these things are just not the same *unsings*
Yo man, learn how to spell … everything lol
even you usually get the names close when you make fun. it just looks like you screwed up on this one.
who stole your laptop and is pretending to be you?
you ARE rich, untalented and famous…no sense wishing for what you already are…the jokes on us…all of us…fatty.
its SUM 41 AND HIS NAME IS DERRICK WHIBLEY
When someone rubs Perez the wrong way, he really likes to drive the point home how much he dislikes them. I am the first one to talk trash about people but there is a line that can be easy to cross where when what you have to say makes you look a little bitter or jeolous and comes off very obnoxious. He does the same to Jessica Alba. Anyone who has taken a college level psych class knows the qualities that we hate in other people are really the flaws we hate about ourselves. Maybe Perez himself feels like an imposter and a poser.
doesn't even sound like you wrote this perez… maybe you wrote this when your drunk or something.
Its sum 41, avril and deryck - this is supposed to be your business but you get wrong ALOT
i'm not really sure why perez doesn't like her so much. i'm sure she shares the same extreme left opinions he does. is it because she's trying to look "alternative" and not "glam" like all the women he idolizes? thats what gay men usually do. idolize the "perfect" woman. odd really. poseur or not, all of you bought her first album which let her BUY this mansion.
and who ever said she thought she was punk? was it the studded bracelets or odd hair coloring? because if thats what YOU think punk means, you are greatly mistaken. clothing doesn't make a person something they are not. so if YOU assumed she was trying to be punk, who's fault is that?
I would love to be in Avril's old home (hopefully theirs some leftover pubic hair and used underwear I can sniff).
her name is aVril — not April you idiot
Um, why the FUCK do they have a mortgage? Did she blow all of her money on pink hair dye and pretending to be punk rock?
you should know, you're rich untalented and famous
Come back here! I wanna stick this baseball bat in your rectum you fat pig.
Re: Kendra – the reason why you keep your mortgage even when you have the money to pay off the loan is because you can write off a mortgage on your taxes
Come back here! i'm going to stick this baseball bat in your rectum you fat pig.
were you high when you wrote this…I don't know if misspelling is funny nowadays, but you just look like a freakin idiot…Tickets? Avril, Sun 41? Deryck? where's the picture of you with coke residue in your nose?? Oh that's right, no one takes pics of you…Sad
I can't believe Canadian Tire is sponsoring this shittastic website I'm never buying anything from them again!
Re: phyro02 – Actually, mensa… Avril is April in FRENCH, not SPANISH… burra.
Abril is the Spanish. Make sure you know what the fuck you're talking about before you go insulting Americans, you fucking foreign retard. And guess what… I'm not American, either, you fool.
It's Mavril Davine! Or Davril Mavine? hm…
AVRIL means APRIL in French you tards. Learn another language.
April is the english translation for the french Avril… Perez is just being a fat prick.. as usual.
And "Oh, to be rich, untalented and famous. It ain't easy!" 2 words for you you fat fuck.. Pot, Kettle.
april? are you checking in mirosoft word or something? i know you hate her but what the hell?!!
i dont know what your talking about hahaha her concert in boloxi miss. sold out in like a week…not kidding..well no
My sources tell me there were 4, 7 year old boys leaving hiltons apartment last night remember you heard it here first.
april wow how fucking original perez
u still the shit though!
did she change her name to april or something ? >;/
what the fuck do you know about talent perez? your a fat fag who talks shit behind a keyboard, my left nut has more talent than you..and it was removed two years ago
Avril is actually french for sexy,hot,babe who I want bouncing on my dick.
Her name is AVRIL…not April..
she has Sherri Moon Zombie's nose, how wierd
It's funny Avril never talks about hilton in interviews (as if he doesn't exist) but he talks about her every other week (sounds like someone's obsessed).
wow someone is a friggin tard even bigger than AVRIL..if your gonna try to rip on someone at least know how to spell..and what the fuck your talking about.
hey retards, i'm pretty sure all those typos are on purpose. because no one gives a fuck about them.
Re: jesse – my sources tell me jesse was having anal with Hilton but wouldn't swallow (sighs).
Ugh, why is she even in the news anymore? There's nothing of interest there.
This post wasn't funny at all. I usually laugh at your hate posts toward avril too. /hate this. So many not funny typos. >:\
"Oh, to be rich, untalented and famous. It ain't easy!"
Perez you definitely have the untalented and famous part down already. Surely riches will soon follow.
do you often suck your own cock perez?
u guy's are fucked……….avril is a lil immature cunt!!!!!! She use too sing country so 2 all u who consider her punk rock…lol…she is totally manufactured. If there wasn't any dumb asses in this world.. none of these untalented ugly bitches would be heard of.
u guy's are fucked……….avril is a lil immature cunt!!!!!! She use too sing country so 2 all u who consider her punk rock…lol…she is totally manufactured. If there wasn't any dumb asses in this world.. none of these untalented ugly bitches would be heard of.
u guy's are fucked……….avril is a lil immature cunt!!!!!! She use too sing country so 2 all u who consider her punk rock…lol…she is totally manufactured. If there wasn't any dumb asses in this world.. none of these untalented ugly bitches would be heard of.
u guy's are fucked……….avril is a lil immature cunt!!!!!! She use too sing country so 2 all u who consider her punk rock…lol…she is totally manufactured. If there wasn't any dumb asses in this world.. none of these untalented ugly bitches would be heard of.
u guy's are fucked……….avril is a lil immature cunt!!!!!! She use too sing country so 2 all u who consider her punk rock…lol…she is totally manufactured. If there wasn't any dumb asses in this world.. none of these untalented ugly bitches would be heard of.
u guy's are fucked……….avril is a lil immature cunt!!!!!! She use too sing country so 2 all u who consider her punk rock…lol…she is totally manufactured. If there wasn't any dumb asses in this world.. none of these untalented ugly bitches would be heard of.
u guy's are fucked……….avril is a lil immature cunt!!!!!! She use too sing country so 2 all u who consider her punk rock…lol…she is totally manufactured. If there wasn't any dumb asses in this world.. none of these untalented ugly bitches would be heard of.
u guy's are fucked……….avril is a lil immature cunt!!!!!! She use too sing country so 2 all u who consider her punk rock…lol…she is totally manufactured. If there wasn't any dumb asses in this world.. none of these untalented ugly bitches would be heard of.
u guy's are fucked……….avril is a lil immature cunt!!!!!! She use too sing country so 2 all u who consider her punk rock…lol…she is totally manufactured. If there wasn't any dumb asses in this world.. none of these untalented ugly bitches would be heard of.
u guy's are fucked……….avril is a lil immature cunt!!!!!! She use too sing country so 2 all u who consider her punk rock…lol…she is totally manufactured. If there wasn't any dumb asses in this world.. none of these untalented ugly bitches would be heard of.
u guy's are fucked……….avril is a lil immature cunt!!!!!! She use too sing country so 2 all u who consider her punk rock…lol…she is totally manufactured. If there wasn't any dumb asses in this world.. none of these untalented ugly bitches would be heard of.
u guy's are fucked……….avril is a lil immature cunt!!!!!! She use too sing country so 2 all u who consider her punk rock…lol…she is totally manufactured. If there wasn't any dumb asses in this world.. none of these untalented ugly bitches would be heard of.
u guy's are fucked……….avril is a lil immature cunt!!!!!! She use too sing country so 2 all u who consider her punk rock…lol…she is totally manufactured. If there wasn't any dumb asses in this world.. none of these untalented ugly bitches would be heard of.