Avril Can't Unload!
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand
Tickets to her tour aren't the only thing April Lavigne is having trouble selling!
The Canadian poseur is trying to get rid of her pricey Mulholland Estates mansion - to no success.
April's house has been on the market for a while. The 6,894 square property was initially listed for $7 million.
Three buyers stepped up to the plate and then pulled out before finishing the deal.
We can imagine Lavigne having that effect on a lot of people!
Now, the asking price of April's mansion has been slashed to a (relatively) bargain basement price of $5.8 mill. It's definitely a buyer's market.
Lavigne and her Sum 44 husband, Darren Whibley, are trying to get rid of the Mulholland house cuz they're apparently paying a hefty mortgage on a Bel Air home they bought last year.
Oh, to be rich, untalented and famous. It ain't easy!
[Image via WENN.]
Re: zitty balls – AVRIL IS YOUR GOD DAMN FOOL!
oh Perez… it's Avril, not April
Deryck Whibley and not Darren..
and Sum 41, not 44..
were you on drugs?….
we all make mistakes, I understand haha…
What's your talent exactly, Perez? Eating? You have NO class. I don't like Avril but you're the biggest hypocrite I've ever seen.
You are all dumb. April = Avril in french. Obviously he is making fun of the stupid canadian whore that cant sing for shit!!!!!!
Love you Perez
She has more talent in her toenail clippings than you can ever hope to have you pretend-to-be-gay fat bloated idiot.
Get your facts straight. Avril has sold out many of her shows. The tour may have been selling slower than people had expected, but it is selling. Seats are getting hard to get. Fucking loser, Perez. Will post anything he wants to. If you wanna add your thing to the news stories, that's fine, at least report the things correctly. You seriously piss me off. Why don't you go get a real job instead of bashing other people? I think your mom will like that. You have said that you wouldn't mind people doing this to you, that's okay (cuz you are a freak), but how would you like it if people did this to your children? Oh wait, you can't have children, cuz you're fucking GAY!
Re: paige –
He was probably busy fucking his mom.
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I don't mean to be anal here but there are alot of spelling mistakes in this segment. Plus it's Sum 41 not Sum 44. You're an intelligent guy Perez…no need to make silly spelling mistakes!!
HAHA! Rich Bitch Can SUCK IT!
Avril is French for April. Perez didn't make a mistake.
she IS from Canada…..
Perez (Mario) you are a loser! A big fat loser! You're just jealous of her because she's so succesful because she has done something good and big and what have you done…. NOTHING!
Perez (Mario) you are a loser! A big fat loser! You're just jealous of her because she's so succesful because she has done something good and big and what have you done…. NOTHING! You're just another person who is desperate to get famous! Why are you so mean Perez? Not just to cute and cool Avril but to other ppl too? Leave Avril alone because she hasn't done anything to you! It's just you that are jealous!
Perez. The way you pick on celebrities (also known as humans who happen to be known to many people) is disgusting. Why do you attack them with your pointless insults and cheap shots? Honestly, how do you sleep at night knowing that you earn a living by belittling, bullying, and verbally abusing others? These are people who may or may not have worked hard to get where they are, but who are NEVERTHELESS just trying to live their lives. Lives you have no right to judge.
Remember this: Life is too short to spend any of it tearing down others. Life is too short to make anyone's life anymore painful than it has to be. You will wake up and realize this eventually, and you will feel so utterly, utterly ashamed.
Yeah things are not good in them Hollyweird Hills. Even Jerkypoo G.'s house has lost value recently. Down from 1.75 million to 1.25 (I hope I have got the right house; I would never tell where it is).
is everyone on here stupid?? AVRIL is FRENCH for APRIL! the typos were obviously done on purpose…DUH!
are you serious? in new zealand, this would be a NOTHING, i.e. not even reported, let alone make a national website. you guys need to come to new zealand and check out a REAL earthquake
"Oh, to be rich, untalented and famous. It ain't easy!" Kind of like Perez himself! She may be self involved and bitchy but shit she's gorgeous. Awesome, perfect skin.
Speaking of unloading, and Perez's EXTREME affection towards him, good thing poor Teddy's balls have been cut off. Poor Teddy. Poor poor Teddy………..
her husbands name is derek, i dont know if that is how you spell it. but thats his name. x
you people are so fucking idiotic, he's obviously misspelling them on purpose!!!
fuck, i knew the second i open this it'd be full of you morons trying to correct him and spazzing out. GET A FUCKING BRAIN!! fuck.
Isn't his name Derrick Whibley, not Darren?
her name is avril, it's sum 41 and the guy's name is derryck, not darren. get it right
I dunno if it's suppose to be a joke but it's Sum 41 perez. PLUS 44 FOREVER!!!!!
You morons. Get a clue. White people. Pshhhhhh!
its sum 41 and derek … nice job perez
She is not talented enough to have an attitude !
AVRIL SUCKS! She's got a zero talent. No wonder her tour tickets aren't selling, i'd rather die than to be seen at one of her shows.
ya 1. it's avril not april
2. it's derek whilbley not darren
3. they are both talented unlike you
Perez - go buy 'hooked on phonics' man, because you can't spell. If you're going to be WRITING A BOOK and all….
…oh yeah, that's what 'ghost writers' are for!
Why do you have such a hate on for Avril?? Shes got as much talent if not more than you??!!! Or are you just jelous because she can totally rock the bright vibrant hair colours …unlike yourself??!!
What's up with all the recent spelling errors? This one was truly atrocious. Its important to spell check your work, especially if its your business.
Hahaha OMG!!! I'm totally gonna freak out, you spelt their names wrong!!!!!!! This country is full of pathetic losers. Sum415678 was the crappiest band ever and her husband has a midget face. And Avril looks like a dog, one of those mexican dogs. And her ticket sales are doing poorly because if you were her age would you see her in concert? I'm the same age as this skank and I wouldn't see her.
April??
What kind of lame celebrity gossip website am I looking at??
Re: michael in oakville – Okay people, we went through this already……#1–Avril is french for April. #2– Derylick looks has a midget face and has no talent. #3— Avril's music sucks which is why it is taking so long to sell tix. #4— April looks like a mexican dog.
What's with the wrong names?? April? Darren? 44??
I think it is really creepy that she is married to someone almost 20 years older. Is her husband a sexual predator? Nasti!!
Okay, so whoever wrote up that entry… first of all its Avril, not April.. and its Derrick not Darren… WOW that was pretty bad and im assuming written really quickly.. also yea.. its Sum 41 not Sum 44…
whew.. that was a horrible entry
First…. Perez has got to get a new editor. Not just this article, but there are misspellings everywhere. It really looks bad. Let's try to correct the problem and move forward. Best of luck
Avril is still french for April assholes, and it's Derrick* Whibley. Sum 41*
its avril not april you dumbass
get a life
"Oh, to be rich, untalented and famous. It ain't easy!" - you sure know what you're talking about, perez… stupid fat ugly parasite piece of shit
Re: phyro02 –
I really don't think you should be telling people to go back to school! Avril means April in French not Spanish….Spanish is Abril for April….I should know I'm an interpretor.
Perez… you have many typos these days. Are you typing too fast?
And it's true, I don't think we really care about Avril's house… but if she gets a DUI or a baby or something let us know
it's SUM 41 and his name is DERYCK, at least i think that's how you spell it
did Perez even right this post?
In French Avril is April!!
Apparently some people don't get an obvious joke when they see one. but being a person with a sense of humor i must say april, darren, sum44 pretty amusing. the sad thing is that i actually know their real names ugh.
haaa that is funny maybe if she wasnt such a fucking bitch she wouldnt have trouble selling tickets or her house but because no one likes this ugly ass skank since that magazine article, this bitch can go suck a dick and just go away. skank cant sing anywayz~~ go away and never come back~~~~
not like anyone really cares about this talentless whore but her name is AVRIL her husband is ugly ass Deryck and his dumbass band is sum41 but who really cares anyway since her magazine article no one likes this stupid whore
Rich, untalented and famous? Isn't that you, Perez?
speak for yourself you fat fuck
WOW!Um Mr. Kettle…your black! Is there anyone less talented then YOU PEREZ, scum of the earth! Untalented and semi-famous is more pathetic then moderately
talented and very famous!
its Sum 41, not 44, its AVRIL, not April, and its DEREK, not Darren? What the hell Perez? Who dthe hell do you have working for you over there?
"Oh, to be rich, untalented and famous." Clearly, you know what that is like, you fat-fuck!
Lavigne and her Sum 44 husband, Darren Whibley, ….. That's COMPLETELY WRONG what a fucking idiot! It's SUM 41 and hi name is DEREK!
HAHAHA WHAT A DUMB BITCH!!! Maybe she should of never been a fake "tough" b.i.t.c.h!!!
And it's actually Sum 41 not 44, and his name is Deryck not Darren. (unless you made the typos purposely…)
for those of you gettin pissed off about avril being called april, her name is freakin french. in french avril means april, so get over it. and whats up with the sum44 perez??? its sum 41
You're such a pathetic loser. Just because you have absolutely NO respect for someone who is WAYWAYWAYYYY more famous than you could ever be in this life time (or any other) doesn't mean that you have to change their names. So, so, so very sad. Her name is AVril and her husband's name is DERYCK (oh, and it's sum41). I don't care for the two (anymore) either, but I don't feel the need to call them by some dumb made up names (and the fact that her name means April in French has nothing to do with this).
Get a life, fat freak!
Avril is French for April you fucktards. Who's idotic now?
Just like Perez - ok except he's a fat ass sort of famous not so rich but likes to think of himself as important
WHO THE FUCK IS "April Lavigne", I'VE HEARD OF AVRIL AND THE PICTURE LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE AVRIL BUT NOT GOT A CLUE WHO THIS APRIL IS ARE THEY RELATED???? IS APRIL FAMOUS? IF NOT, WHY IS SHE ON HERE AND HOW DID SHE GET HER HANDS ON $$$$$$ TO BUY THIS MANSION
lol sum 44. retard
avril is april in french, and he was joking around because both sum41 and avril suck ass. CANADA HATES AVRIL
Re: loveespeterwentz5 – umm avril is french for april, and i think he probably knows that her name is actually avril … he was kidding, you dumbass
Avril rox.
you spelled TICKETS wrong you fucking retard…..AVRIL LAVIGNE is my IDOL and so many other peoples IDOLS too…..like FUCK LEAVE HER ALONE!!!! ILY AVRIL LAVIGNE!!!!!!
wow. your job is to basically know everything about celebrities lives but you dont even know they're names?
its derrick and hes in sum 41 not 44.
god if your going to talk shit about someone at least get your fuckin information right.
FUCK AVRIL NO ONE GIVES A SHIZ
The Clash, Sonic Youth, Dead Kennedys, Skinny Puppy, Green Day, Avril Lavigne. The masters of punk.
ok, firdt of all shes AVRIL not april, he's Derrick(dont no how 2 spell it soz) not darren, and it Sum 41, NOT 44. whats up with u Perez?! u used 2 be cool…lol
April, Avril. It doesn't even really matter, considering Avril is FRENCH for April. Nao SDFU.
His name is Deryck, not Darren.
Wow, man.. who do you have writing your posts these days? It's Sum 41 and her name is Avril. Hello? Tell your writers to lay off the booze!
Avril is French for April u idiots……….
It's Sum 41 and his name is Derrick. (It's either that or Darrick).
W/E I still love Perez y'all!
hello people!..perez isnt stupid.he calls her april because Avril is April in french..she's canadian!!.
AVRIL is amazing. I have seen her in concerts 3 times over the years and I have a ticket for one of the ocncerts for this tour in Ontario.
You are pretty funny usually Perez, but not when it comes to Avril.
Seeing her in concert gave her even more talent in my eyes. She can sing live even better then on the records, She is energetic and crowd pleasing. She in 1 concert alone played songs on the guitar, a couple on the piano and one at the drums all while snging. So pls don't talk about her being talentless, because that makes you seem dumb and clueless.
So what she has had a couple bad performances on TV who knows what had happen before those.
D Whibley looks like he ran a 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym
um….AVRIL means APRIL in french…..dumbasses
hey, stop hating on Perez, he's the shit.
OMFG IDIOTS perez MEANT to make those mistakes
ffs… get some humor into your minds already
Re: DALE – It's obviously a joke you dumbass.
All Avril Lavigne fans are fucking idiots, and you're just living proof of that!
did she spit on them? cuz, i mean, she kind of has a habit of spitting on people and calling them bitch.. i hope she can't even find a renter. she's a childish, talentless hack..
It's so sad that people will never understand irony.
P.S. No one cares if it's Darrek or Dibley or whatever. And that's not french for bullshit. (Or is it?) NO ONE WILL REMEMBER THEIR NAMES IN A FUCKING YEAR!
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Avril is very talented, and that is why Avril was the Best Selling Female Artist in the World in 2007, per WorldWideAlbums. net, its official, check it out for realz… Perez you always say false stuff about Avril and some us are getting tired of the lies and false and misleading stuff you are saying about Avril. Give Avril the credit she deserves, she works damn hard. Remember millions upon millions of us absoutely love Avril, and you should admit it you do too, I know you do you are just tripping. Don't lose all of us Avril fans just because you want a cheap headline.
I know Chantal Kreviazuk. is who turned you against Avril. I know you don't like Avril anymore because Chantal said false and made up crap about her about her, if you did your homework you would know this is not the first time Chantal K. has backstabbed someone who did not want to keep working with her, and I know you know what I am taking about. You have not heard the real truth or Avril's side of the story, and the reasons why Avril does not want to work with Chantal K. again. In a nutshell Chantal is a is ethically questionable to put it mildly, and if you actually looked deeper you would know this, and that many others never want to work with Chantal again, and you are buying in to what she has said about Avril, come on man look deeper, and you will find the real truth, and you would know why Avril is one you should be really supporting.
Actually the ticets to several shows has been sold out!
Get a clue
Yes Perez…you should know about being untalented and famous.
Acually all of avrils tickets are sold out
and she is talented why do you think shes doing so well.
her name is avril not april and his name is derreck not darren and its sum 41 not 44. If this was an attempt at being funny it sucked! Perez your loosing your mojo, I haven't been able to find anything interesting on your website for a long time
Its Avril you idiot and its not Sum 44 its Sum 41!
JEje this is shit, is not April an not 44. This new is so old, people in Mexico (there news didn't arrive quick) this new was publicated one and a half month. Maybe you should talk about good stuff and not the shit to say Perez.
maybe if she had the jonas brothers sign the cieling like she added them for her tour to sell tickets then the house might just sell
haha april's idiotic fans are so easy to piss off!! haha
IT'S AVRIL, IT'S DERRYCK, IT'S SUM 41, YOU PEREZ, YOU SUCK. GET A LIFE!!!
WTF, BE NICE BITCHES!!
atleast she dosent write crap about other celebs idk what kind of ugly person would do that oh wait thats you perez