Separated At Birth
Filed under: Separated At Birth > American Idol > Jessica Alba
Left: American Idol contestant Danny Noriega. Right: Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba.
[Photos via Getty Images.]
Posted: February 27, 2008 at 10:40 am
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Separated At BirthFiled under: Separated At Birth > American Idol > Jessica Alba
Left: American Idol contestant Danny Noriega. Right: Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba. [Photos via Getty Images.] Posted: February 27, 2008 at 10:40 am
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J Alba has been cheating on her man…it will come out that Warren isn't the father of her baby!! Ha Perez!!! You should have been all over this…
i've been saying this for weeks………..YES INDEED….
Heehee! It's true!
PEREZ
I love u - keep the idol gossip coming…..put up the pics of david hernandez working at a gay bar in AZ.!
HOLY SHIT!!! I knew his face was familiar!!!
he looks more like 'hey bitches' gap guy from youtube
I love Danny Noriega!!! He's soo adorable! He's got such a great personality!
I'd puke if someone called me latino.
Yes - I think so….how old is he anyway
NO ILLEGAL ALIEN AMERICAN IDOL! NO ILLEGAL ALIENS FOR AMERICAN IDOL!! NO ILLEGAL ALIENS FOR OUR AMERICAN IDOL!! NO ILLEGAL ALIEN AS OUR NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!! NO ILLEGAL ALIENS FOR OUR NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!!! NO ILLEGAL ALIENS AS OUR NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!! NO ILLEGAL ALIENS AS OUR NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!!! NO ILLEGALS FOR AMERICAN IDOL!! NO ILLEGALS ALLOWED!!! SAY NO TO AN ILLEGAL ALIEN AMERICAN IDOL!!!! NO ILLEGAL ALIEN AMERICAN IDOL!!!! NO NO NO ILLEGAL ALIEN AMERICAN IDOL!! WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN!! BOYCOTT THE SHOW!!!! NO BEANERS!
HE is soooo much better looking, and, MORE IMPORTANTLY, with a better attitude than her!!! The guy is CHARMING and GORGEOUS!!!!!!
Josiah was the best male on the show he would have been the people's choice handsdown.
i was SOOO thinking that last night when i was watching idol. HA!
STAY FABULOUS!
twinkies! LOL # 6, Jessica Alba looks like Bobby Trendy LOL's!!!!!
Perez looks like a GOD!! loves me some Perez!!
LMAO..Perez you're the best. LOL
That's the FIRST thing I said when I saw him! A male version of Jessica!
OMG WE WERE JUST SAYING THAT LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG! They do look alike. Too funny.
Omg………..that is fuckin rediculous on how much they look alike. It's almost disgusting.
I agree with kkd.. they look exactly alike!
wrong…looks more like Miley Cyrus
the two latina twins! hahahah he looks exactly like her! Why did she get so much press at the oscars? it's not like she is a serious actress or anything.
OMG. That's so funny! Why does everyone hate Jessica so much now?
ew, leave danny alone! =]
i love him, hes my friend.
Danny is the new Sangina..err, Sanjaya
Poor Jessica has to put up with these jealous griping Mexicans all the time. Jessica is too pretty, skinny and rich to be a latino anyway. She's not ugly, fat and poor like the rest of you.
dude perez i thought you were gonna do this with the long haired kid who got kicked off last week and your fave canadian idol, kalan porter!
DANNY LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY!!
I thought the same thing the first time I saw him on the auditions! I'm glad I'm not the only one!!!
Damn…this is even better than Beyonce's mom and that fem gremlin. Wow.
It doesn't really matter since he's not going to win America is not going to vote for him. That Aussie guy with the great voice will win I think.
Damn, I've been wondering why he looks so familiar!
PP You are RIGHT! WOW!
it's the queers like Pedro here that gives all gays a bad name. i hope he's gone soon.
I said this to my hubby last night but of course he disagreed. He's Jessica's long, lost brother LOL!!
ha ha ha they are like twins !!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol
Josiah was the best male.
Josiah was the best male.
Josiah was the best male.
Josiah was the best male.
I thought the same thing last nite!!!!!!!!!!!
YES! I think the same thing! It drives me crazy. They have to be sisters.
I've been telling my husband that all the long. He's bummed. He'll "never look at Jessica Alba the same way."
YES! While I was watching AI with my husband i said, "Boy, that guy looks like he could be Jessica Alba's sister!"
YES! I have been telling my husband this for weeks! lol.
I thought exactly the same thing when I was watching!!!
no way… he looks just like Hanah Montana!!
TOTALLLLLLLLLY! I"ve been saying this all along!
That is hilarious!!!
'he' looks more like shannon elizabeth…
dude that is perrrrrfect! i swear they are twins
Shes a tard, hes a tard….shes only ethnic when it sells, ha ha wishes she was a hot white chick, haa haa….to bad you got brown nips, hahahahahahahahah fugly bitch, hahahah
Re: Roo – The Aussie guy? Are you tone deaf? He SUCKS BALLS!! I like David Arculetta…. he may be young but that boy can sing me to sleep any night!!!!
Dude!!! That is so true!!! But I do hate la que se cree latina Alba!
insult to him, compliment to her! i wish she'd just go away. she deserves casshole warren!
i think he looks like that hannah montana girl.
wow…that's O.D. crazyyy
My thoughts exactly !!!
I would totally hit it and I'm not even gay.
OMG- SO GLAD U NOTICED- FREAKY THAT HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HER!!! MAYBE EVEN MORE FEMININE.
I think he looks like Miley Cyrus!
i thought the same exact thing while i was watching him last night
We need a male American Idol, just not this one. He is not a good representative of America. The rocker barkeeper is pretty good, so is the Irish lass.
I TOTALLY have been saying that since day ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
He SOOOO looks like her!!!
No, you've got it wrong Perez. Danny was separated at birth from Miley Cyrus! Check them out side by side.
I see more of a resemblence between Daniel and William Sledd
At least if Noriega wins (sounds like a drug lord name) he can move all of his thirty million brothers and sisters out of that shack and into a proper house with hot running water and electricity and stuff.
OH MY GOD I SAID THE EXACT SAME THING LAST NIGHT!!! HAHA THEY ARE DEAD ON!
omg I was thinking the same thing when I watched him last night! haha
XDDDDDDD, que caña le metes a la colega, XDDDD
No, m'ijo, the one he REALLY looks like is Miley Cyrus. Seriously. Post a side by side, Perezito!
OMG! OMG! OMG! TWINS!
He looks JUST like her. I was watching Idol with a friend and said, OMG he looks just like Jessica ALBA. Even the facial expressions and mannerism were DEAD ON! How scary!
What do you have against Miley Cyrus? She is not an ugly Mexican so please enough with your insults. Plus, Miley has talent.
I watched the show last nite. My mother likes it so I try to have something in common we can talk about.
however the show was painful, only a couple sang well….but most of all…I kept getting creeped out watching the danny person sing…he looked so much like jessica alba…complete with matching lips….made me feel gay just to watch him….creepy beyond words…to see your post supporting my thoughts is the icing on the cake….so its not just me…..creepy….creepy…creepy….
Actually he looks more like the poster boy for Taco Belle.
That was totally my first thought last night during his performance. BTW, she totally sucks.
Why doesn't this beaner just put on a dress and be done with it. I hope he doesn't win and is eliminated on tomorrow's show.
I had the same thought Perez haha!
I thought, "he would make a good drag queen…he'd look a bit like Jessica Alba" (and yes, I do think she is pretty) ♥
Look a like to me!
Why do these Latinos have to come on anyway, don't they have their own spanish speaking idol or something. This show is for talented Americans only so go away.
I knew he looked familiar!
I agree…..but what about the dude w/dreds….he looks like a young John Travolta.
He looks like William Sledd, anyone agree?
Keep spreading this. It is just so FHIGHLARIOUS! I noticed last night the striking resemblence. Actually he is much much better looking than her.
Who cares???? Nobody watches this stupid show anymore anyways.
ha ha hes so gayy!!!
in our family we refer to danny as jessica. i also think he looks like AMANDA BYNES. and david cook looks like the dad on "jon and kate plus 8"
They don't look alike. Leave Jessica Alba alone! Just because she doesn't paint a mexican flag on her face, doesn't mean she isn't proud. So stop posting mean things about her.
OMG ~! I so said the same thing last night !!! LOL
American Idol was interesting the first four seasons or so, but this year, not so much. The Australia guy is really cute and has a great voice.
Danny sang yet another Leon Russell penned tune on Idol last night!! Leon's songs have been #1 with Idol contestants these past years. Check out one of Leon's concerts in your area - go to leonrussellrecords.com and check his tour schedule. You will LOVE his concerts - what a show…..
The Mexican is sorta the shows mascot joke like Sanja was last year. No one really takes him seriously.
LOL!!!! OMG that is freakin brillant because I said the same exact thing last night when watching the show. They look so much alike!! hahaha.
Thank you for noticing this. I have been saying this for weeks!!! Hideous….
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS I HAVE BEEN SAYING IT SINCE DAY ONE WITH THAT KID!!!
This ugly lettuce picker is gay gay gay!!!
he looks way more like miley cyrus, right?
Identical! FYI, I am pretty sure he was a twelve-year old female in drag as a guy pole dancer before trying out for Idol.
LMFAO, SO TRUE!!
They look like freaking twins!
Sometimes your "separated at birth"'s aren't that good, but this one is soo good, they're IDENTICAL!!
URRRR! He's ugly and looks like a chibcha covered with wet clay.
Re: Bring back Josiah! –
Dude calm down..GOOD GOD. You either have to be poor, an outcast, fat, or a virgin to say all that nonsense. OMG get a life..LMAO What the hell is wrong with you..haha I take it you're not the most social person..
Usually i think your an idiot but ive been THINKIGN THE SAME THING