Separated At Birth
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Left: American Idol contestant Danny Noriega. Right: Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba.
[Photos via Getty Images.]
Posted: February 27, 2008 at 10:40 am
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Separated At BirthFiled under: Separated At Birth > American Idol > Jessica Alba
Left: American Idol contestant Danny Noriega. Right: Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba. [Photos via Getty Images.] Posted: February 27, 2008 at 10:40 am
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PERF! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*LOL*
Been waitng since last week for You to comment on that - they look like siblings!
Boy the nazi's are out in full force on this story aren't you? Can't help yourselves when you see a story about a successful Latino, even Jessica can you, you fat white pale bitches!
Looks more like Miley Cyrus to me
hoyl moly! i knew he looked familiar! hahaha
hahaha DEAD ON!! So good!! They are twins!!
And BTW, Jessica Alba is soooo NOT hot and soooo NOT pretty, I still don't get what anyone sees in her. I guess it's because she's always portrayed as a ho flashing skin and being sex objectified coated in gallons of professional makeup and being photoshoped/digitally enhanced to the max in her every movie and every photoshot, if it wasn't because of that, I doubt anyone would find her to be anything over average!
You don't have to be an outcast to like Josiah. And I think he was robbed because he is so much better than this….whatever! Just like you don't have to be a fat, poor maid to like Danny. I have a lot more friends than you do.
If Miley truly looked like him she would kill herself.
I love Danny he's so the best personality on american idol
I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS TO ALL MY FRIENDS SINCE I SAW HIS TRY-OUT!!! THIS IS DEF. NOT SOMETHING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT. SHE IS NASTY!
This ugly, big nose loser isn't going to win because the Mexicans aren't going to spare two dollars voting for him. That's an entire month's salary for them besides Mexicans don't have telephones in their homes, I mean under the highway overpasses where they live.
That is soooooo flippin' funny!
This just proves what I already knew - Jessica is a pretty girl, but only with the long full hair. She would never look good with short hair ala Halle Berry. Well, that is, Halle Berry with a nose job.
OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING WHEN HE WAS AUDITIONING A COUPLE WEEKS AGO HAHAAH GO PEREZ!
I have been thinking this for the last two weeks of AI. Thank you for posting it!
HE LOOKS LIKE BOBBY TRENDY, NOT JESSICA ALBA
i hate alba. don't be famous if you're going to be a skank in front of the cam.
OMG!! I was just saying that last night when watching AI!!! hahaha I was just telling my friend what a prettyboy jessica would be..ehhehhehe now we have proof the queen B looks good either way!!
Stop hating. I bet all of you wished you looked as good as Jessica. She's pregnant and still beautiful. Stop being so insecure and picking on others to make yourselves feel better. Imagine if this blog was about you and everyone was saying how gross you are. If she was so gross she wouldn't be famous. Leave her alone and worry about yourselves.
OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME EXACT THING…I ALWAYS SAY IT WHEN I SEE HIM ON TV!
Sucks to be Mexican! Go Josiah go! I am starting a petition to bring Josiah back. Please contact American idol and make your opinions known. Josiah was much better than Danny and Simon only kept Danny on because he wanted to appease the Mexicans down in Texas where this ugly,bear face auditioned. Check out Josiah on youtube please, he's great.
that shit right there is hilarious! i love you Perez.
OMG I said this last night while watching AI! they have the same face!
THEY LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE. MEMO TO JESSICA: HE IS MEXICAN AND HE LOOKS EXACTY LIKE YOU. YOU ARE MEXICAN JESSICA.
I don't care who wins as long as it's not this living joke.
I so agree with you on this one!! That's what I said when I first saw him…
I kinda think he looks like a cross between Jessica Alba and Miley Cyrus.
Dont you think the "Dont call me latina" thing is getting old? get over it already!
That's so funny….last night when He was singing I remarked on just how much that kid looks like miss, Alba!! = )
una pregunta …
el comentario numero 7 lo hicieron los jonas brothers???
soii de argentina y me parece que si
porque se que elloos se meten en esta pagina y nick sale con miley ciurus
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Re: Get A Life Flamers –
Hey moron. It wasn't posted to hate. It was posted cause IT'S TRUE!!! They are identical!!! lIghten the fuck up and get off of Alba's NUTS!!! And you don't got to be good looking to be famous dumbass. Just look at about half of the male actors. Some ugly mother fuckers!!
I'm sure it's just the run-of-the-mill, short, obese, welfare moms mexicans who hate her anyway. They are angry that she got out of the poor barrio and left them behind with their too many to count children and boyfriends who kick their asses on a regular basis. Maybe if they would put down the greasy taco's and keep their legs close for a change, something worthwhile would happen in their sad, poor lives as well. You simply have to LOL at their flaming jealousy and envy of someone who didn't settle for the customary, struggling life of a battered down uneducated Mexican woman.
You know what's funny? He's from Azusa, she's from Claremont/La Verne (CA)…..very very close cities, so I suppose it could be true!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha
Jessica laughs all the way to the bank over the malicious comments these maids, lawnboys and cooks write about her.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now come to mention it…they do look alike…
Strange…
So strange…it might be true…
I totally called this last night while watching the show!! HAHAHAHA They both have fish faces…..ugh.
OMG!! I have said this since I first seen him!!!
You too can be like Jessica if you stay out of gangs, stop doing drugs, stop selling drugs, stop having babies, stay in school, be responsible and stop hating on those who succeed in life. It is all up to you.
hellow!
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he's prettier!!!!
lmfao. that is totaly true.
they seriously look like twins. no joke.
woahh doggay thats good.
Chrissy you are a very angry woman. You desperately need a life you moron.
OMG I was thinking that EXACT same thing when I was watching him sing last night!!!– we think alike Perez, it scares me as much as I LOVE it………
I just wanted to say that I swear I just said the exact same thing last night when watching the show!
Ahahaha!! I said last night when I was watching American Idol "Oh my gosh! He looks like Jessica Alba!" And they are both from the barrio. One if from Azusa & one is from Pomona.
I DON'T BLAME JESSICA TO BE EMBARRASSED OF HER MEXICAN HERITAGE!!!WHO WOULDN'T BE?
i thought that as soon as i saw that guy on american idol.
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You NAILED this one Perez! they are identical twins! (And I think Danny boy is going home tomorrow….any takers?)
LOL I was watching Idol lastnight and said the same thing! That's hilarious!
oh shit that is funny brother and sister
Try Miley Sirus. Too funny!
OMG I was saying the same thing last night… SOOOO funny!
AHHHHH!!~! I said this exact same thing to my hubby last night - of course, he didn't want his 'thoughts' about JA defiled with thoughts about DN. I thought it was hilarious!!
I knew i wasnt crazy! lol I told my bf that the other day!
OH MY GOSH!!!
From the day he was on the show I kept telling my husband I couldn't watch him sing cause it was like watching Jessica Alba. Thank you for confirming the nightmarishly close resembelance that my husband kept saying was all in my head.
haha.
i was totally yelling about that last night!
when he does his little hair flip- soooo alba.
He's even more feminine than Alba. What a sissy!
I think he looks like Cheryl Burke from Dancing with the Stars……the hair anyway
Yes! My thoughts exactly!!
i said this before - hysterical!
HA HA HA HA!~!!!!!!!!!
omggg i thought the same exact thing watching it last night!
u HELLA crack me up Perez.. SO, who is the prettiest of them two?? have a good one…..
wow thats freaky… I don't think I'll ever be able to jerk off to Alba the same way again. haha
that guy looks more like Willaim Sled than Jessica Alba.
Ok… I have been saying this since I first saw his first audition!!! My friend sent me this today and it's like… Perez, did you hear this from me?!?!?!?
She is a beautiful girl,…but she has minimal talent,…and she is a total snot! Bad combination of qualities.
Oh noooooo….. Jess is so beautiful. I love her. Noriega? I don't like him at all.
So my hubby is watching AI for the first time last night and looks at me and goes "That dude looks familiar to me. Wait. I know why. He looks like Jessica Alba." Great minds.
I said the same thing last night!
lmao its funny that you would post this perez, because i was thinking the exact same thing last night while i was watching him sing lol!
wow i called this before you perez hahaha
Oh my god I was just saying this last night!!!! HA HA HA. They look like twins.
Perez on Idol kid
omg!!! that's what I said last night! bwuahahhaha! long lost relative? he's fiercer than j. alba tho…he's got ATTITUDE!
Try Amanda Bynes in She's The Man
Have they ever been in the same room together?
I think he looks like somebody that's going to get the boot on Thursday! He was horrible. And the judges killed him with kindness, but he was dreadful!
omg, i thought it was really her dressed like a boy!!!!!! crazy they really do look alike!!!!!!!
Ha ha FUCK ALBA.
Perez rules.
don't insult danny, he is prettier
I was totally thinking this last night while he was singing. I couldn't put my finger on it for the first few seconds and then it hit me - too funny!
I watched Idol for the first time last night and immediately thought they were related so I nearly pissed myself when I saw this ..too funny
I've been saying that since the season started. Too bad the guy from American Idol is more of a woman than she is!
oh my god! too funny! slap a wig and makeup on him and he'd be her clone!
Quit calling her that…you won't listen will you!
I was dreaming of this last night that you would do a separated at birth on these two….high-larious!!!!
thats what i said. he is a male version of her!!!
omg i was totally thinking the same thing yesterday when i was watching the show
this is exactly what i said last night…. too funny!!!!
wow they look so much alike, I like Danny much better he is soooo pretty
Thats so funny because thats exactly what i said last night "he looks like jessica alba"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
SO true.
Gotta give her credit! Whe hangs on to whatever it is she has going. How much money do you think she'll be offered for pictures of her non-latino baby? I'm betting $7.52.
omg… since day ONE I saw it too! hahahaha…. hey! he could iMperSonaTe ALBA in VeGa$!
As we watched American Idol last night I turned to my roommate and told him that he looks like Jessica Albas little sister who happends to be taller and more fierce with that FINGER!!!!
you damn bigots, what's with all the racist comments? are we like, still in the 1950s or something cuz the last time i checked this is 2008 bitches! ANYONE can be a crackhead, a whore, etc etc! ever heard of white trailer trash??? damn these comments get meaner by the day……..
hahaha omg me and my boyfriend sed this the other night lol all the way from sunny liverpool in england!!!!!!! love perez woooooop x