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Left: American Idol contestant Danny Noriega. Right: Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba.
[Photos via Getty Images.]
Posted: February 27, 2008 at 10:40 am
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Separated At BirthFiled under: Separated At Birth > American Idol > Jessica Alba
Left: American Idol contestant Danny Noriega. Right: Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba. [Photos via Getty Images.] Posted: February 27, 2008 at 10:40 am
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A little bitch that flamboyant needs to go ahead and have the operation.
That's so true, everytime he'd perform I'd try to figure out who he looked like and it's definitely her. He could be her little brother. Too bad for her though he has twice the personality that she'll never have.
I think Danny looks like Miley Cyrus too…
That is what I said as soon as I saw him/her on American Idol last night…frightening
This is for all you idiots out there that think that the only ones hating Jessica are lawnmowers and maids. I am a proud hispanic-american (born in this country yes) who is also a successful attorney and guess what…….., I, along with many of my EDUCATED AND SUCCESSFUL latina friends, HATE HER ALSO for denying her hispanic heritage but at the same time being a f-ing hypocrite attention whore by being part of Latina magazine. She is a disgrace to our culture and you Neo-Nazi haters wouldn't understand. Never forget, the only TRUE Americans were the indians whom all your white hater ancestors killed so WE ARE ALL IMMIGRANTS IN THIS COUNTRY whether you like it or not A-holes. Jessica Alba is a biatch and I will never watch her movies. I hope her baby looks as Mexican as she does.
HOLY SHIT SANJAYA'S back!
Re: Haters never win. –
Actually I'm the farthest thing from being angry. I think this shit is histerical how pissed people get when celebrities they like get made fun of when they don't even know them and will NEVER even get the chance to meet them. My rant wasn't me being pissed, it was me telling people to lighten the fuck up. By the way, fuck off….
he looks better!! perez you kno you like him tOo!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…my fiance is PISSED cause he LOVES Jessica Alba and since I pointed out the connection last night, he's all bummed out!! LOL!!
HAHAHA THATS EFFEN FUNNY!!! I THINK THAT IS SO TRUE… I LOVE BOTH OF EM BUT THEY LOOK SO ALIKE HAHA LOL
THEY ARE BOTH UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. HE NEEDS TO HAVE A SEX CHANGE HE ACTS MORE GIRLY THAN A REAL GIRL AND SHE NEEDS TO HAVE A PERSONALITY CHANGE..DON'T U REMEMBER HER ON PUNKD WHEN DAX WAS WALKING AROUND NAKED IN A BOUTIQUE. SHE WAS SO GREEDY AND RUDE AND MEAN..JUST PLAIN OLD EVIL!
THANK YOU PEREZ FOR POINTING THIS OUT!!!! ITS SO TRUE!!!!
yes! it was killin me who he looked like! haha
Proud to be a Latina. Yeah right, you uneducated, fat slobs are always claiming to be successful lawyers, doctors,etc. when you are nothing but the cleaning crew and you always will be so get use to your proper place in society. Obviously Alba doesn't give a rat's ass what you think. So just go away already and stop complaining about everything because WE DON"T CARE! Just be glad that you're not starving too death in Mexico where you rightfully belong.
BAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
I
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SAME
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IF NOBODY ELSE NOTICED,
THEN I'M SCARED
THAT I THINK LIKE PEREZ.
He is gay i think. But i am nut sure. He's atitude is like gay's.
i knew it i knew it you were going to do this i thought the same damn thing lol
THANK YOU! i thought i was the only one who thought that!
Re: Stupid Beaners – Look you ignorant white trash piece of shit, all latinos are not from Mexico. Why the fuck are you posting your comments and reading mine if you "DON'T CARE"? I don't give a shit that Alba doesn't care what we say. Everyone knows this is a forum and not a way to communicate with celebrities. You're just jealous of how many hispanic americans are successful. You only wish we were all maids and lawnmowers you asshole. Even at the Oscars, an American awards show, the top four winners were non-americans. Oh, and yes, one of them was what? A LATINO….. LOL. Get over your retarded self.
Good one… I hate alba….
that is not how you spell cyrus. Its spelled with a c. DUH
Holy shit Perez! You are a mind reader, I have been saying this shit for weeks.
Your hate filled obsession with her is getting really old.
he looks like william sledd
LOL…my husband said that the first time he saw that american idol guy! hahaha
Perez you are bang on, I said the very same thing last night.
omg!!!! ever since he first was shown on the show i thought he looked exactly like jessica!!!!
I think he looks like Miley Cyrus too!
WOW there both realy Hot
I love la Alba
xoxox
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TUESDAY NIGHTS VOTE FOR DANNY ON AMERICAN IDOL!!!
OMFG, this queen looks more like Amanda Bynes in that movie where she plays a boy.
The little cute boy will win. He sings like an angel.
omg me and my hubby said the same thing! maybe we all share a brain???
This is eerie. I love it.
haha little danny.. the boy is fierce :-*
AHHHH I LOVE DANNY
you have it wrong!! he looks way more like miley cyrus!!!!
Oh my gosh that boy is Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! He is so sassy. Ha ha ha ha, he makes Perez seem almost manly. ha ha. Now leave Alba alone. She is being a good beener and popping out a bambino.
By the way, Danny's not mexican…his mother is filipina!
Miss Danny may look like Jessica Alba now, but Miss Danny aspires to look like Niecy Nash one day
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
THAT ALL THE BITCHES AGREEING WITH THE FAT FUCK ARE GIRLS???
I have been saying this for weeks!!!!!!!!
Glad someone else noticed =)
Re: LYNDERRRRRR – youre so fucking mean >>>>
Re: LYNDERRRRRR – youre so fucking mean >>>>
Re: lala – you dont even fucking know her and you hate her you you know bad she might feel you know what ill say the same thing about you i hate you and i dont even know you …………….sooooo think twice before you make a move BITCH
Your a litte late Perez, this is old news!!! People on imdb were talking about this a month ago!!
Moer like Danny "dont call me LATINA Noriega
I can't stand this kid…makes my skin crawl
whooooooooooooooooooooo! Jessica "Miss Mexico" if she was a male….maybe it is her alter ego drag long lost brother that lives in Mexico …..that is the long lost drag brother of "don't call me latina/ Ms. Mexico" Jessica maria conchita guadalupe alba -johnson!
Perez we're having the same brain waves because I thought the EXACT same thing last night….he looks like her younger sister.
THANK YOU!!! I said the EXACT same thing last night. Danny is just way more likable!
that's hilarious! I have been thinking the same thing!
EXACTLY PEREZ OMG, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALLLLLLLLLLLL ALONG
Ironic you should say that they look alike, just the other night a friend of mine texted me while she was watching American Idol and the text read "i have found Miley Cyrus' twin" referencing that fellow…
hahahaha
He does look like Jessica Alba though, definitely!
HE'S WAY HOTTER!
i agree with KKD the first time i saw him I instantly thought he looked like miley cyrus
hatum both!!
Re: WHITE IS RIGHT.. – YOU are a fuck! And what I mean by that is that you are a fucking idiot!!! Please go back into the hole you crawled out of! This is 2008! People aren't supposed to be as stupid as you propose to be!
Re: Stupid Beaners – Proud to be a Latina. Yeah right, you uneducated, fat slobs are always claiming to be successful lawyers, doctors,etc. when you are nothing but the cleaning crew and you always will be so get use to your proper place in society. Obviously Alba doesn't give a rat's ass what you think. So just go away already and stop complaining about everything because WE DON"T CARE! Just be glad that you're not starving too death in Mexico where you rightfully belong.
-Hey STUPID! Latinos are going to be the majority soon… so you better get on board!!! You live in 2008 and your idiot views are running out of steam! You are a loser!
To quote the brizillant Perez-
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That's the funniest damn thing I've ever seen!!!
All the racist jerks who left messages on here….You want to talk about Latinos like trash….why don't you take a look at your precious Britney Spears if you want to talk about trash who can't keep their legs close. yeah, she's a fine example of what a woman should be "We're country Ya'll". And I don't wanna hear any crap about her being mentally ill…it was more like her parents gave her a taste of the 4 padded walls she'd be looking at for the rest of her life if she didn't clean her act up. You sound like a bunch of dogs. Why don't you get off your lazy uneducated butt and get a job so you can move out of those rusted tin cans that you call home. Maybe then there wouldn't be so many jobs left out there for the hard-working latino people who actually know what a hard day's work is all about.
holy shit, they are identical…. but he has a personality. so they can't be twins. or can they?
I looooove Danny Noriega.
He is amazinggg.
& hes gorgeous!
Only difference: Danny SMILES!
Let's hope he doesn't turn into a beyotch like snotty J. Alba.
Re: ME –
I can see someone still lives in a bubble and lacks an education ….
I assume your are not human
NO!!! He IS Hannah Montana!!!
NO! he looks more like miley cyrus!!!
White Trash is gone!!!! No one likes the white trash thats why the crackers are hating because Josiah the cracker is gone. There will be no white trash winning this year!
yup….they do look alike…scary…I don't like jessica alba
You can't blame her, she was brought up by conservative Hispanics who like to blend in. Perez loves trying to pass for white, too. He does the 'I'm a Latino" when it's convienient for him.
And this AI guy is not as bad as Sanjaya, he may be queeny, but he can sing OK.
The first time I saw Danny that is the first thing I said!!!!!!111
The bigots think they are successful, but they are just trash living in mommy's basement, waiting for the [closed] auto plant to call them back.
Also, who BUYS the illegal drugs? Whiteys. Who HIRES cheap labor? Whitey again.
And, conservatives are all 'pro-life' but then expect minorities to not have kids.
And if there were no black or brown people, there would be other outcast groups based on skin, eyes, hair, probably the same bigots.
Adore him.
Can't stand her.
he is a cutie!
I think he looks more like Miley Cyrus. He is very pretty though!
yes!! undeniable.
thats so funny. i was thinking that yesterday when he performed! and then you post this! lol
OMGosh, I said the same thing last night, he could be her little brother.
I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FROM TIME!!!!!
LOL i love it
funny…i was thinking the same thing. we have the same brain. except for the gay stuff.
thats sooooo FUNNY I SAID THAT TO MY ENTIRE FAMILY THAT DANNY LOOKED JUST LIKE ALBA, FUNNY FUNNY THAT OTHER PEOPLE SEE IT 2
lol! yes, yes, very uncanny.
nooooooooooooooo big insult for Danny, I hate that "don't call me latina"
Oh my God! So alike!!!!!!
Danny is prettier.
Sanjaya wanna be…Im tellin you Amer. Idol will tourture us with this kid!! hahahahaha SO DO a side my side of the two!! hahahaha
i have been thinking that he looks just like her since the first time i watched him on american idol…
LOL!
OMG, I was just thinking that when I watched Idol on Tuesday, and then I see this!!! I swear they are related!!!
DANNY LOOKS LIKE MILEY CYRUS!
I think he looks more like MILEY CYRUS!!!!!!!
spitting image of Cheryl Burke on Dancing with the Stars right down to
swingy hair!
ha i said the same exact thing last night
OMG!! This so true!! dude this is an awsome comparrison!!:)
OMG!! The resemblance is creepy!!
OMG!!!
I was just thinking that on Tues…
& what's up with Jessica not wanting to be Latina….pleeeeaaaassssseeee!!!
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haha that is so true! the exact same thing crossed my mind when i watched the boys perform this week!