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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth > American Idol > Jessica Alba

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Left: American Idol contestant Danny Noriega. Right: Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba.

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435 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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  1. dina o says – reply to this


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    A little bitch that flamboyant needs to go ahead and have the operation.

  2. Leah says – reply to this


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    That's so true, everytime he'd perform I'd try to figure out who he looked like and it's definitely her. He could be her little brother. Too bad for her though he has twice the personality that she'll never have.

  3. Aly says – reply to this


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    I think Danny looks like Miley Cyrus too…

  4. zubbadubba says – reply to this


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    That is what I said as soon as I saw him/her on American Idol last night…frightening

  5. Proud to be a successful Latina says – reply to this


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    This is for all you idiots out there that think that the only ones hating Jessica are lawnmowers and maids. I am a proud hispanic-american (born in this country yes) who is also a successful attorney and guess what…….., I, along with many of my EDUCATED AND SUCCESSFUL latina friends, HATE HER ALSO for denying her hispanic heritage but at the same time being a f-ing hypocrite attention whore by being part of Latina magazine. She is a disgrace to our culture and you Neo-Nazi haters wouldn't understand. Never forget, the only TRUE Americans were the indians whom all your white hater ancestors killed so WE ARE ALL IMMIGRANTS IN THIS COUNTRY whether you like it or not A-holes. Jessica Alba is a biatch and I will never watch her movies. I hope her baby looks as Mexican as she does.

  6. Ohdoyouhearthat?Violins! says – reply to this


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    HOLY SHIT SANJAYA'S back!

  7. Chrissy says – reply to this


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    Re: Haters never win.

    Actually I'm the farthest thing from being angry. I think this shit is histerical how pissed people get when celebrities they like get made fun of when they don't even know them and will NEVER even get the chance to meet them. My rant wasn't me being pissed, it was me telling people to lighten the fuck up. By the way, fuck off….

  8. gigi says – reply to this


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    he looks better!! perez you kno you like him tOo!!

  9. Chrissy says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…my fiance is PISSED cause he LOVES Jessica Alba and since I pointed out the connection last night, he's all bummed out!! LOL!!

  10. Roashelle says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA THATS EFFEN FUNNY!!! I THINK THAT IS SO TRUE… I LOVE BOTH OF EM BUT THEY LOOK SO ALIKE HAHA LOL

  11. Jackie says – reply to this


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    THEY ARE BOTH UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. HE NEEDS TO HAVE A SEX CHANGE HE ACTS MORE GIRLY THAN A REAL GIRL AND SHE NEEDS TO HAVE A PERSONALITY CHANGE..DON'T U REMEMBER HER ON PUNKD WHEN DAX WAS WALKING AROUND NAKED IN A BOUTIQUE. SHE WAS SO GREEDY AND RUDE AND MEAN..JUST PLAIN OLD EVIL!

  12. kaimosae says – reply to this


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    THANK YOU PEREZ FOR POINTING THIS OUT!!!! ITS SO TRUE!!!!

  13. gyna says – reply to this


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    yes! it was killin me who he looked like! haha

  14. Stupid Beaners says – reply to this


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    Proud to be a Latina. Yeah right, you uneducated, fat slobs are always claiming to be successful lawyers, doctors,etc. when you are nothing but the cleaning crew and you always will be so get use to your proper place in society. Obviously Alba doesn't give a rat's ass what you think. So just go away already and stop complaining about everything because WE DON"T CARE! Just be glad that you're not starving too death in Mexico where you rightfully belong.

  15. Alexis says – reply to this


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    BAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

  16. ARMPITT says – reply to this


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    I
    THOUGHT
    THE
    SAME
    THING.
    IF NOBODY ELSE NOTICED,
    THEN I'M SCARED
    THAT I THINK LIKE PEREZ.

  17. daniel says – reply to this


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    He is gay i think. But i am nut sure. He's atitude is like gay's.

  18. lee says – reply to this


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    i knew it i knew it you were going to do this i thought the same damn thing lol

  19. tee says – reply to this


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    THANK YOU! i thought i was the only one who thought that!

  20. Latinos are Rocking the USA says – reply to this


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    Re: Stupid Beaners – Look you ignorant white trash piece of shit, all latinos are not from Mexico. Why the fuck are you posting your comments and reading mine if you "DON'T CARE"? I don't give a shit that Alba doesn't care what we say. Everyone knows this is a forum and not a way to communicate with celebrities. You're just jealous of how many hispanic americans are successful. You only wish we were all maids and lawnmowers you asshole. Even at the Oscars, an American awards show, the top four winners were non-americans. Oh, and yes, one of them was what? A LATINO….. LOL. Get over your retarded self.

  21. lala says – reply to this


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    Good one… I hate alba….

  22. summer says – reply to this


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    that is not how you spell cyrus. Its spelled with a c. DUH

  23. hey, that's what i said says – reply to this


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    Holy shit Perez! You are a mind reader, I have been saying this shit for weeks.

  24. Kaye says – reply to this


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    Your hate filled obsession with her is getting really old.

  25. danika says – reply to this


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    he looks like william sledd

  26. Marivic says – reply to this


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    LOL…my husband said that the first time he saw that american idol guy! hahaha

  27. Rose says – reply to this


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    Perez you are bang on, I said the very same thing last night.

  28. alysse says – reply to this


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    omg!!!! ever since he first was shown on the show i thought he looked exactly like jessica!!!!

  29. fallout says – reply to this


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    I think he looks like Miley Cyrus too!

  30. Marc says – reply to this


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    WOW there both realy Hot
    I love la Alba

    xoxox

  31. vain says – reply to this


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    LLLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  32. Liss says – reply to this


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    TUESDAY NIGHTS VOTE FOR DANNY ON AMERICAN IDOL!!!

  33. Archuletalover says – reply to this


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    OMFG, this queen looks more like Amanda Bynes in that movie where she plays a boy.

    The little cute boy will win. He sings like an angel.

  34. valle mentzer says – reply to this


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    omg me and my hubby said the same thing! maybe we all share a brain???

  35. Emily says – reply to this


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    This is eerie. I love it.

  36. love him says – reply to this


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    haha little danny.. the boy is fierce :-*

  37. hi. says – reply to this


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    AHHHH I LOVE DANNY

  38. joey says – reply to this


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    you have it wrong!! he looks way more like miley cyrus!!!!

  39. I don't believe it says – reply to this


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    Oh my gosh that boy is Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! He is so sassy. Ha ha ha ha, he makes Perez seem almost manly. ha ha. Now leave Alba alone. She is being a good beener and popping out a bambino.

  40. prmom says – reply to this


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    By the way, Danny's not mexican…his mother is filipina!

  41. Jordy says – reply to this


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    Miss Danny may look like Jessica Alba now, but Miss Danny aspires to look like Niecy Nash one day

  42. DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE??? says – reply to this


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  43. Kerry says – reply to this


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    I have been saying this for weeks!!!!!!!!
    Glad someone else noticed =)

  44. stittlles says – reply to this


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    Re: LYNDERRRRRR – youre so fucking mean >>>>

  45. stittlles says – reply to this


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    Re: LYNDERRRRRR – youre so fucking mean >>>>

  46. stittlles says – reply to this


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    Re: lala – you dont even fucking know her and you hate her you you know bad she might feel you know what ill say the same thing about you i hate you and i dont even know you …………….sooooo think twice before you make a move BITCH

  47. Kerrie says – reply to this


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    Your a litte late Perez, this is old news!!! People on imdb were talking about this a month ago!!

  48. Jose says – reply to this


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    Moer like Danny "dont call me LATINA Noriega

  49. nasty says – reply to this


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    I can't stand this kid…makes my skin crawl

  50. bomba says – reply to this


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    whooooooooooooooooooooo! Jessica "Miss Mexico" if she was a male….maybe it is her alter ego drag long lost brother that lives in Mexico …..that is the long lost drag brother of "don't call me latina/ Ms. Mexico" Jessica maria conchita guadalupe alba -johnson!

  51. Heather says – reply to this


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    Perez we're having the same brain waves because I thought the EXACT same thing last night….he looks like her younger sister.

  52. alba-ew says – reply to this


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    THANK YOU!!! I said the EXACT same thing last night. Danny is just way more likable!

  53. neti says – reply to this


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    that's hilarious! I have been thinking the same thing!

  54. Matt says – reply to this


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    EXACTLY PEREZ OMG, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALLLLLLLLLLLL ALONG

  55. Ayns says – reply to this


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    Ironic you should say that they look alike, just the other night a friend of mine texted me while she was watching American Idol and the text read "i have found Miley Cyrus' twin" referencing that fellow…
    hahahaha
    He does look like Jessica Alba though, definitely!

  56. VICTORIA NYC says – reply to this


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    HE'S WAY HOTTER!

  57. nate says – reply to this


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    i agree with KKD the first time i saw him I instantly thought he looked like miley cyrus

  58. hate says – reply to this


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    hatum both!!

  59. M. Noriega says – reply to this


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    Re: WHITE IS RIGHT.. – YOU are a fuck! And what I mean by that is that you are a fucking idiot!!! Please go back into the hole you crawled out of! This is 2008! People aren't supposed to be as stupid as you propose to be!

  60. M.Noriega says – reply to this


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    Re: Stupid Beaners – Proud to be a Latina. Yeah right, you uneducated, fat slobs are always claiming to be successful lawyers, doctors,etc. when you are nothing but the cleaning crew and you always will be so get use to your proper place in society. Obviously Alba doesn't give a rat's ass what you think. So just go away already and stop complaining about everything because WE DON"T CARE! Just be glad that you're not starving too death in Mexico where you rightfully belong.
    -Hey STUPID! Latinos are going to be the majority soon… so you better get on board!!! You live in 2008 and your idiot views are running out of steam! You are a loser!

  61. Colleen says – reply to this


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    To quote the brizillant Perez-

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    That's the funniest damn thing I've ever seen!!!

  62. Don''t Hate says – reply to this


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    All the racist jerks who left messages on here….You want to talk about Latinos like trash….why don't you take a look at your precious Britney Spears if you want to talk about trash who can't keep their legs close. yeah, she's a fine example of what a woman should be "We're country Ya'll". And I don't wanna hear any crap about her being mentally ill…it was more like her parents gave her a taste of the 4 padded walls she'd be looking at for the rest of her life if she didn't clean her act up. You sound like a bunch of dogs. Why don't you get off your lazy uneducated butt and get a job so you can move out of those rusted tin cans that you call home. Maybe then there wouldn't be so many jobs left out there for the hard-working latino people who actually know what a hard day's work is all about.

  63. kate says – reply to this


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    holy shit, they are identical…. but he has a personality. so they can't be twins. or can they?

  64. Sunny says – reply to this


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    I looooove Danny Noriega.
    He is amazinggg.
    & hes gorgeous!

  65. Danny "Call Me Idol" Noriega says – reply to this


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    Only difference: Danny SMILES!
    Let's hope he doesn't turn into a beyotch like snotty J. Alba.

  66. Mary says – reply to this


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    Re: ME
    I can see someone still lives in a bubble and lacks an education ….
    I assume your are not human

  67. Amy says – reply to this


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    NO!!! He IS Hannah Montana!!!

  68. lovelymarvelous says – reply to this


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    NO! he looks more like miley cyrus!!!

  69. White Trash Josiah says – reply to this


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    White Trash is gone!!!! No one likes the white trash thats why the crackers are hating because Josiah the cracker is gone. There will be no white trash winning this year!

  70. Lynn says – reply to this


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    yup….they do look alike…scary…I don't like jessica alba

  71. tomcat says – reply to this


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    You can't blame her, she was brought up by conservative Hispanics who like to blend in. Perez loves trying to pass for white, too. He does the 'I'm a Latino" when it's convienient for him.

    And this AI guy is not as bad as Sanjaya, he may be queeny, but he can sing OK.

  72. la la land says – reply to this


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    The first time I saw Danny that is the first thing I said!!!!!!111

  73. tomcat says – reply to this


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    The bigots think they are successful, but they are just trash living in mommy's basement, waiting for the [closed] auto plant to call them back.

    Also, who BUYS the illegal drugs? Whiteys. Who HIRES cheap labor? Whitey again.

    And, conservatives are all 'pro-life' but then expect minorities to not have kids.

    And if there were no black or brown people, there would be other outcast groups based on skin, eyes, hair, probably the same bigots.

  74. Sara says – reply to this


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    Adore him.
    Can't stand her.

  75. wes says – reply to this


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    he is a cutie!

  76. Krissy says – reply to this


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    I think he looks more like Miley Cyrus. He is very pretty though!

  77. ashley says – reply to this


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    yes!! undeniable.

  78. jasmine says – reply to this


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    thats so funny. i was thinking that yesterday when he performed! and then you post this! lol

  79. KCReader says – reply to this


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    OMGosh, I said the same thing last night, he could be her little brother.

  80. mila says – reply to this


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    I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FROM TIME!!!!!

  81. vic says – reply to this


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    LOL i love it

  82. Jon F says – reply to this


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    funny…i was thinking the same thing. we have the same brain. except for the gay stuff.

  83. SWEETAZHONAAY says – reply to this


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    thats sooooo FUNNY I SAID THAT TO MY ENTIRE FAMILY THAT DANNY LOOKED JUST LIKE ALBA, FUNNY FUNNY THAT OTHER PEOPLE SEE IT 2

  84. christie says – reply to this


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    lol! yes, yes, very uncanny.

  85. iloveuperez says – reply to this


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    nooooooooooooooo big insult for Danny, I hate that "don't call me latina"

  86. Farah says – reply to this


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    Oh my God! So alike!!!!!!

  87. Amanda says – reply to this


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    Danny is prettier.

  88. jamie says – reply to this


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    Sanjaya wanna be…Im tellin you Amer. Idol will tourture us with this kid!! hahahahaha SO DO a side my side of the two!! hahahaha

  89. Ambie says – reply to this


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    i have been thinking that he looks just like her since the first time i watched him on american idol…

  90. It's True! says – reply to this


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    LOL!

  91. Angel says – reply to this


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    OMG, I was just thinking that when I watched Idol on Tuesday, and then I see this!!! I swear they are related!!!

  92. greennoodles says – reply to this


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    DANNY LOOKS LIKE MILEY CYRUS!

  93. JJ says – reply to this


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    I think he looks more like MILEY CYRUS!!!!!!!

  94. Amy says – reply to this


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    spitting image of Cheryl Burke on Dancing with the Stars right down to
    swingy hair!

  95. karbar says – reply to this


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    ha i said the same exact thing last night

  96. yentirb/yerdua/yentruoc says – reply to this


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    OMG!! This so true!! dude this is an awsome comparrison!!:)

  97. Vickie says – reply to this


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    OMG!! The resemblance is creepy!!

  98. PerezBabyMomma says – reply to this


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    OMG!!!
    I was just thinking that on Tues…
    & what's up with Jessica not wanting to be Latina….pleeeeaaaassssseeee!!!

  99. Michele says – reply to this


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  100. callie says – reply to this


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    haha that is so true! the exact same thing crossed my mind when i watched the boys perform this week!

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