In All Her Glory
Filed under: Mariah CareyIt's arrived!
Click here to watch Mariah Carey's video for Touch My Body in its entirety.
Her Body is bangin' these days, but…
Mimi needs to get a new stylist. Badly!
Posted: February 27, 2008 at 9:00 am
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In All Her GloryFiled under: Mariah CareyIt's arrived! Click here to watch Mariah Carey's video for Touch My Body in its entirety. Her Body is bangin' these days, but… Mimi needs to get a new stylist. Badly! Posted: February 27, 2008 at 9:00 am
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Haha, this reminds me of Beautiful Strangers -Austin Powers by Madonna .
The Academy will hate her
That brown haired guy looks so silly,that's his role
I like it a lot, love the video, the nerd is really funny. I really liked it.
all u guys are fucking haters i love it mariah!
LOVE U MC!!!!!
that was the stupidest thing I have ever seen. I will never get that four minutes of my life back.
Love jack mcbrayer - I'm actually surprised that i didn't hate this.
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE???? SHE LOOKS LIKE A SEA MONKEY!!!!! EEEW
Re: keight – i'm so with you on this one. mariah has always had a great voice (although what she's doing now is up for debate) –why, why WHY always with the too-too short dresses and 'naughty' school girl look? most the time i like to listen but so absolutely don't enjoy seeing her. she can be sexy without having to work it so hard. give it a break mimi, you're not 16 anymore.
Awful. The song sucked. And I'm a girl, I don't WANT to see her walking around in her underwear, seriously.
Low class porn fantasy!!! That was 4 minutes of my life I will NEVER get back, what a waste!!!
cute video! she looks absolutely the best I've seen her in years…like a kid again! Catchy song…good hook…
and you recommending someone else get another stylist is like a giant sloth asking for a finger bowl and napkin.
Re: michelle – Re: michelle – "you can tell she is a big woman that has to starve herself to look like that"? jealous much, michelle?
wow, what a dark hole you must be.
Re: pray – and how much "cultural impact" will you have…writing stuff on perez hilton's blog?? LOL!
love it! cute video and she looks amazing. all you people need to stop hatin'…it's not a good look
What the hell was that? It's just a skanky rip-off of Janet Jackson's "Go Deep" video
That was the worst video I have ever seen. The whole time I was watching it I kept waiting for her to stop singing and start screaming "Tell me I'm still as sexy as I was 10 years ago dammit!" She might as well have.
Trying. Too. Hard.
T_R_A_N_N_Y
Are the boobs GETTING bigger again????
That was FUN!
Y I K E S !
Hahaha! looking at all those haters' comments makes me wanna laugh out loud. We lambs go deep, deep into your tight, white trashy asses!
WOW BITCHES whats with all the hate? I dont know why people are saying she aint shit outside the US???? UM… JAPAN people??? I cant stand when people come up on here just to bash an artist… and they dont even know what they are talking about….. UH the Mariah haters.. FALLBACK BITCHES.. LET THE QUEEN REIGN!!!!!
WOW! she looks like when she was in 1990! SHE LOOKS GREAT, LOVE EVERTHING. CLOTHES AND NO CLOSE, SHE LOOKS GREAT!!!!!
THE BITCH IS BACK!
PEREZ TAKE ONE LIKE MARIAH AND LOSE THE GUT AND FAT ALL OVER!
Not a huge Mariah fan but I LOVE THIS VIDEO! Too freaking cute!
Im not a hater.. i actually have all her albums..LOL I just wish she was ok with herself enough to not have the plastic surgery and all that retouching done. She looked great in the music box days. You dont have to look like a porn star to get attention!
McLovin IT !!!!
Worst-dressed diva ever.
She sings great, her new song is cool, but really should change her style … time for a make-over!
Love Mariah Carey and Love her new video… people, please wake up and realize that Mariah is a true Diva and she is here to stay!!
god, that clip is so lame… mariah never changes.. it's always about the boobs … her "acting" in the very beginning is just as bad…
ok is she serious with that dumbass video? the nut job needs to just give it up. She has horrible thighs in those little dresses!!!
I absolutely love this video. The song itself is…not great…but the fact that there's a bit of tongue-in-cheek about the content makes up for everything the song lacks. Nice to see a diva not take herself so seriously. Hilarious!
This is so fucking funnyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!
I have no seen someone so insecure.
802.11A?!? 802.11A?!?
Nobody noticed this?!?
love it, mariah carey doesn't take herself that serious. It's all an act and the video perfectly reflects that.
I F%#@ing love the new video.. omg @ the laser guns HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA love you MC… you're back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U rocks Mimi. What's wrong with the haters. The concept of this video is comedy, not serious, lot of fun, lil bit flirtiuous same with the theme songs. I love it coz she just make fun of herself. Good Work Mimi, let the haters be haters coz in the end u still be the winner. LOL!!!
Jack McBrayer' high-pitched-Mariah-scream was amazing!!!
when will this untalented old skank retire? The music and the videos have been done over and over again. Nothing innovative when it comes to Moo. Oh and Britney Spears called she wants her private school girl outfit back… Awful
i think you all fail to realize how long she's been doing it. since the early/mid 90's. And to still look as good as she looks and be competent enough to put out quality music and music videos is something that alot of artists fail to do year in and year out.
gotta give her major props. she looks stunning and the song/video were pretty good comparitively speeking as well.
sorry, that was really boring.
Awful.same ol mid tempo bland bull shit.Wind machines, posed face to her right,BORING.
I mean, please, Mariah sold 171 million albums worldwide, and taking into account that 50 million was sold in the US, what about the other 120 million?
That means she's a global artist with international appeal.
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MARIAH HAS SOLD 60m in the us
MARIAH HAS SOLD 20m in the europe
MARIAH HAS SOLD 20M in the japan
where has the other 70 million sold???
God, that women is so sad. Why can't she come up with something NEW. Same ol' shit over and over again. She is so pathetic.
I DON'T THINK SHE WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNY! SHE WAS AUDITIONING FOR THE MAIN ACT @THE LOCAL STRIP BAR!!! wHY DOES SHE ASK FOR ANYBODY TO "TOUCH HER bOD"?? SHE DOES A PRETTY GOOD JOB OF TOUCHING HERSELF. gOT ANY NEW MOVES mIMI??
Nice single. She looks great, but She should update her look (hair, clothes). This vid is nice too, I like the song more, with the vid.
Perez, I think MiMi should do a remix video and YOU should Star in it!!
Why did she copy Britney's school girl outfit?
hahaha I love you nerd!
She's freaking brilliant!!! She's poking fun at herself and her image (she def. put the Unicorn in to intentionally slap everyone in the face who makes fun of her of 'eternally 12' image of Rainbows, Butterflies and such) all while still oozing sex appeal. At the same time as she's being hilarious she's dispelling rumors of her being nothing but a singing voice simply because she DOES have depth and range and she's showing it. She's playing up the Diva image but at the same time she's showing a side of herself that only the hardcore lambs seem to understand. Now maybe the rest of the world will see her in a different light. I absolutely love this video, it's already better than any video from the TEOM era.
I don't expect the people that read Perez and think his word is the gospel to understand or even like Mariah - but loosen up a bit, stop judging, and LISTEN to her voice…you might find you actually like her. And that's why i think people are so quick to hate, because if they stop and listen they find that they actually like a Mariah Carey song, and to some that's scary so it's easier to criticize then it is to appreciate and keep hateful comments to themselves
God Mariah is so damn disgusting. Get lost you hasbeen!
Mariah is the hotest of any female singer out there…I mean COME ON…from 1987 HOT to TODAY, she had done waayyy better Madonna or Britney or any of em!
not only does she need to loose the hooker montage, she needs to change her music style - its boring me to death. its the same old shit over and over. bring back "1990s mariah", at least it seemed like she had personality back then, now she's just a drone.
**SMH** I would love to know when she'll start dressing more age appropriate. Does she like playing the ditzy, trashy dressed blonde role? (No offense to all blondes. I am referring to her resemblance of the Kelly Bundy character but all grown up.) She is so talented and pretty! It just annoys me that she feels the need to walk around with the super high heels all “knock kneed", wearing the skimpy dress and her boobs about to pop out. Sorry Mi-Mi but there is only one Pamela Anderson and even she doesn't dress like that all the time-she's even changed her image. Ms. Mariah it is time to grow up! You can be sexy and not dress like that. CHANGE YOUR IMAGE PLEASE!! Stop making yourself look so trashy. It’s sad!
fucking bitch
Long dress again or whatever, she has been out for sometime now, people need to get over that female will be sexy in video's from before, now, and to the end of time. THERE IS NEVER GOING TO BE A NON SEXY DRESSED MARIAH…get over it lame people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought it was a cute video. She looked amazing!
Her body is like the '90's WOW!!!!!!!
She’s old and washed up now
Can’t decide if she’s a pig or a cow.
I didn't really like the song, but I love the video. Its cute. Mariah looks good
I don't like Mariah but this song and video are VERY CUTE and a Sure TOP #1 Hit for her…SHE'S BREAKING THE ALL TIME RECORD WITH THIS ONE!
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOVE MIMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she sucks
What makes her a "whore"? Her clothing? Wow. no wonder this country can't handle a female president. Its still full of sexist, judgmental assholes. I can name THREE (and those men are Louis Miguel, Derek Jeter and Tommy Mottola) men Mariah has been with (maybe four, if you believe that Eminem stuff) in the past 18 -yes EIGHTEEN- years. If that makes you a whore, well, a lot of y'all calling her a whore are in some trouble now, aren't you?
wow there are many haters here but dont worry u wont bring mimi's single down,if u hate the woman don't see her stuff so fuck off_and the video is funny:D
Really..this video is mariah in a video. Its entertaining and playful.. Do you really want her to dress as a school marm? Its the Hotnness and mariah is the hottness and hey..What about your stylist?
WTF??? I really hope this is just some really bad spoof, and NOT the real video for this song, because that shit was foul!!! That was the stupidest shit I've ever seen!! I mean, I knew she was played out and all, but I was hoping for better than that. It was almost as bad as that video where she plays dual roles and fights herself at the movie theatre(it was so forgettable, I forgot the name of it). Mariah might want to give it up and try something else (NOT acting). I mean, she can still sing and all, but the material and artistic vision is GONE! embarrassed
stupid
I think that really wasn't like her videos at all ! Normally you'd only see her doing 'sexy' things. But this time, it was more comedy than I'd ever expected !
Lmao….Mariah is truly too much. She knows she has haters and she makes fun of herself before they get the chance to. The Unicorn - Representing others making fun of her past album title choices; the clothes and her playing games- people saying she needs to grow up. Too Much- I
Mariah, I love ya, but you have lost yet another fan today. I am so sick of the same repetitive BS from her. And the trying to be sexy look is old too. I love that "Oops, did you just see my panties look?" she always has. I can't take it anymore. You are too talented to do such lame and trashy things. I won't be getting the next album.
great song!! that video sucked an ass though
I love that the Madonna whores have managed to bring granny M into the conversation again. Focus, people, we're talking about Mariah's video. I like it a lot. I didn't like Jack Mcbrayer in the 45 sec preview, but now I do.
You know she was one of my favorite singers, I really REALLY wish she could just start over with her 80s performances and style. NO MORE HIP HOP AND RAP! Dance it up, change her hairstyle, cover her friggin' body and cater to the airwaves. And it would be nice if she does not oversing in the next record. I mean if Prince had hip replacement surgery and she came on board shortly after him, WTF? She needs to suit up and quit the bling bling.
HATE THE SONG…but the video is cute. Not her best music
37 and still got it!! this woman is sooo HOT!!! every straight guy wants a piece of that.. do a survey on the streets and ull see!! mimi u are gorgeous baby.
her styling is not very modern. it is dated, in a bad way! however, she always has styling issues - the whole "less is more" (in terms of her clothing) doesn't apply here. she would be way sexier if she wore more clothing.
First of all…she needs some bangs to cover up that 5 head. Then she needs to ditch her 2 fave colors…short & tight. Get a new stylist is soooo right. the vid is fun though
Re: chica – HERE, HERE! …..or is it HEAR, HEAR???!! EITHER WAY>>> MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY!
is this supposed to be a joke?
FUK I CANNOT take my eyes of that zexy zexy dork!!
lol he is sooooof ucking cute
luvly xoxox
THAT IS SO FUNNNI
MARIAH IS THE GREATEST…MIGHT AS WELL GIVE HER THE VMA NOW!!
re: CHICA.. HERE, HERE!!!…….. or is it HEAR, HEAR!!?? EITHER WAY>> MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY!!
It's a very cute video and like the song after seeing the video.
Mariah is Mariah very much the same every time but it works for her.
I love Mariah. Her voice is a gift from God. But that video was corny, lame, and not funny. The sound is a good first single. I hope there's more substance in the album. Mariah, boo, you're in your 30's its time to do grown music and grown videos. I mean, unicorns, geeks, school girl outfits? We know you're in your 30's, so grow up girl! I still love you.
i LOVE IT!!!!! GO MC
She looks so cheap for someone who's 38…She's gonna be 40 soon…Theres different ways of being sexy..this is just embarrasin and would suit a 25 year old!
Fat, old and VERY tired looking.
She needs to stop dressing like a stripper/hooker! Dress your age, maybe something with a little more class. Oh, wait, i forgot, she doesn't have any!
Yes, she has the body for it, but leave something to the imagination! She looks like nothing more than a slut!
Re: jarhoney7 – Please have another look at Madonna stats you are W R O N G!
Don't hate on others to justify Mariah Carey. She is very successful in her OWN RIGHT!!!!!
Madonna is very successful in her OWN RIGHT!!!!
Only FAT and lame people care very much about 'stylists' and 'fashion' lol. MC is GORGEOUS, FINE, TALENTED, and GLAMOUROUS. She could wear a tshirt and jeans and still look 1,000,000 times better than those hags Madonna or Paris you seem to like…..The thing Perez has in common with those other talentless idiots is that, no matter WHAT you dress them up in, they are STILL IDIOTS.
QUEEN MC!!!!!
Mariah is GORGEOUS!The video is hilarious, great sense of humour!All the ever-hating losers could take some notes and stop taking themselves seriously, cause they have no reason to, anyway!
THE VIDEO IS HILARIOUS; YOU CAN TELL SHE IS REALLY HAVING FUN MAKING MUSIC. SHE IS DOING WHAT SHE KNOWS HOW TO DO BEST: GREAT MUSIC. AFTER THE “EMANCIPATION OF MIMI” SHE LOOKS LIKE A MORE CENTERED PERSON, AND AS USUAL, SHE DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT PPL SAY, HER FANS LOVE HER, AND THAT’S ALL SHE CARES ABOUT. YOU IDIOTS HATE SOOOO MUCH: “NO WAIST LINE, NO TALENT, FAT BITCH, OLD WHORE” LOL TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELVES FIRST! IS SHE SUPPOSED TO BE PERFECT TO YOU??? AND… ARE YOU PERFECT SO YOU CAN JUDGE HER??
“TOUCH MY BODY” = MARIAH’S 18TH #1
I loved Mariah, back when she focused more on singing and less on a super sexy image. Now she seems too old to be hamming it up sex kitten style. I wish she would be a bit more mature in her style, not old lady, but more realistic in her age group. I also would love to see her singing real music, like true R&B and even throw a little gospel in. She is a wonderful singer and would benefit from becoming a bit more mature and trying to sell to everyone, not just those who like pinup singers.
HATE HATE HATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!
Mairah ROCKS! I'm tired of the haters! If you don't like Mariah don't worry about her because millions of people love her! She's not out to hurt anyone and is inoffensive. Get over yourselves!
Re: Rachel – shut the fuck up cunt
Why doesn't she just become a porn star? I'm sure she would be happy then! She is such a MORON!
Re: Katya – aww to bad its not you stupid bitch im sure you smell like fish