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Elton John has that mischievous look on his face because ________.
[Image by J. KNOWLES/SNAP-PIX.]
Posted: February 27, 2008 at 8:40 am
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Fill In The BlankFiled under: Anglophilia > Elton John > Fill In The Blank
Elton John has that mischievous look on his face because ________. [Image by J. KNOWLES/SNAP-PIX.] Posted: February 27, 2008 at 8:40 am
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He is a big fat stupid fag who just ate his morning feces lined asshole for breakfast. Ugh!!!! queers are so gross and nauseating! They should all roast in hell!
He's has a labotomy…
(((HE FARTED)))!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bwa hahahahahahahahahahahaha
:-) Circumstitions.*com circumcision = evil!
PEREZ JUST GAZE HIM A RIM JOB!
PEREZ JUST GAVE HIM A RIM JOB!
Because he has the hottest sneakers ever
…he just took a massive dump in his Depends!!
he just butt fucked his security guardd hard
he's going to get lucky with the security guy.
…he's wearing a butt plug.
…he hired the hepatitis infected restaurant worker to cater Madonna's Oscar Party
He still has his BUTT PLUG in his ass
He's secretly planning vengence against Madonna for planning a party and taking all the A-listers away from his.
HE RAIDED PEREZ'S CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's done nothing musically for the last 15 years, yet he keeps making money.
He has his love eggs in !
he just put a flaming bag of dog shit on Madonna's doorstep.
why do his feet look photoshopped
he is the head of the gay mafia!
(Will & Grace anyone?)
beacause… that's how he always looks
He just received the blowjob of his life!!!!!!
It's not just a candle in the wind!!
because he just put a hit on madonna with the gay mafia
Because he looks like a Smurf that works at Walmart
His XXXL butt plug hasn't fallen out yet.
because he's a perverted freak!
Because he just realized that his named spelled backwards is notle nhoj (Notle Nhoj) and that he may be the half brother of rapper "Rezenebe Nhoj"….
Re: Laquisha Brown Jones –
Do you think the way you speak/type is cool.
It's not, it shows your uneducated and ghetto.
Go and get an education.
Learn to spell, talk, type and be a normal person.
Classless freak.
He just fucked his bodyguard
Because he has been trippin on acid all night long looking like that!
he's pregnant..
He's almost too gay to function.. jk!! Love ya Perez!
He's rockin' some bomb ass DVS kicks.
because…he's perez's mother and no-one knows yet.
The gerbil is still alive.
He just finishd having sex with thay guy next to him!!!!!!!!!
Check out our youtube videos just search "GirlsSoBored"
he just f@rted!
BeeCuz (relatIVly) he likes 2 eff s.h. up, beCause he can.
Because little do we know that he has a massive Butt Plug in right now.
he just wolfed down a sausage
Because he just totally left a burning pile of dog shit on Madonna's doorstep!
because he just finished blowing a bulldog
he's so gonna bag that guy from behind
He bannend Noel Gallagher from his Oscar party?
he is squeezing his butt cheeks together…
because he likes it up the bum.
he just weed his pink panties.
she just fisted the bodyguard in front of her.
He just got it up the a$$
becuase he just got word that hes pappa smurf in the new smurf film!!!!
he is the cutest man ever!!!!!
because he just scored a bag of cocaine and lots of alcohol to drink and then he will take that nasty outfit and get gang banged and drink gallons of cum !!!!
THAT GUY IS LEADING THE WAY TO A BUNCH OF MALE STRIPPERS,AND HE THINKS HE'S GONNA GET SOME
He's just taken a big LOAD deep in his ass…..
Re: Larry Craig – hey DOUCHE BAG IGNORANT BREEDER
why do you keep coming back posting here ???? you are NOT WELCOME HERE ASSHOLE
I am a CLOSET QUEEN
I am a TROLL here on Perez
I have AIDS
I got it because I am living on the DOWN LOW
I am married with children and occasionally I rape my sons also
because I am an ASSHOLE DOUCHE BAG
I am sexually frustrated because I don't want my wife's stale vagina
when I die this world will finally be a better place
He's horny!
his bf just farted in his mouth
he's about to be cavity searched.
Re: TRINA – hey TRINA TROLL but I thought you are Elton's CUM WHORE ???? HAHAHA
Elton has that mischievous look on his face because TRINA TROLL just SUCKED and DRAINED his GAY OLD BALLS
he's richer than God
Re: Your an idiot – actually it should be "You're an idiot" …..fucking idiot
he just got laid!
he's on his way to take a poo in Madonna's water heater
He just stole his sister's sneakers!
He was just fisted by the entire top ten men on American Idol.
His stylist turned that jiz stain into a nice floral pattern. No one will ever know.
…because he just dropped a bomb in Madonna's limo
he paid some waiters with hepatitis to serve at madonna's academy awards party
CAUSE HE JUST POKEDSOME NEW BOY!! BALLER
Because he just realized that he actually has an Oscar and Madge doesn't!
cause he's just caught his reflection in a mirror.
Its the end of the month, the cable, electric, and hair club bills are due and then he remembers, ah no problem, I have catalog of work that can pay these and still have enough left over for a 5 am BJ at a south beach disco with smoke machines to cover my identity. Life is good. Lets all work together to make it good for all the peoples of the world, Viva la Elton! Great apearance on King, sorry is the hardest word, but Im sorry, peace, love, best wishes. Sincerley, Your friend in Memphis
BECAUSE THAT SECURITY GUY JUST TOSSED HIS SALAD?
Elton John has that mischievous look on his face because he's wearing the coolest pair of sneakers I have ever seen.
BECAUSE HE'S WEARING A BUTT PLUG.
Elton John has that mischievous look on his face because…he just bought Neverland in foreclosure and is turning into an upscale gay bathhouse.
he's f______ng Ben A.
HE JUST HAD A QUICKIE WITH THAT BIG BURLY STUD IN THE PIC WITH HIM
Cause he's about to smoke a bowl with us!!!
hes got hersey squirt in his pantys fom to much dick up there has his ass messed up
HE SMOKED SOME GOOD SHYT.
he's just lit a bag full of shit, and knocked on Madonna's door…
He noticed his jockstrap has got stuck behaind his security man's ear after a bum love session.
Ehm, he has an inflatable buttplug upp his rear?
b.j.
cause the flower print at the bottem of his jacket is fresh cum.
because he knows how much more his party kicked ass than madonna's.
Becasue he just became Hadouken's 5th member
…he's the only one who knows he's got a jewel-encrusted vibrating butt-plug stuck up there.
he just fucked that body guard!
…underneath his clothes he has a dick stuck in his ass.
he just got jiggy with his bodyguard;)
What about the huge fight between George Clooney who reported to be very very drunk and Danial Day Lewis? Even Mel Gibson was caught up in the mix all at Elton John's after Oscars party too??????
Not even he thinks he can get away with an outfit that FUG!
because he's getting even with Madonna for fucking him over on the grammy party!
he just farted!!!
he just got butt fucked by Hillary Clinton!
Because he has more money than GOD and he's ELTON, Bitches!!
HE'S GOT A BUTT PLUG IN IS ASS
HE JUST HAD A DICK UP HIS ASS