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Elton John has that mischievous look on his face because ________.
[Image by J. KNOWLES/SNAP-PIX.]
Posted: February 27, 2008 at 8:40 am
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Fill In The BlankFiled under: Anglophilia > Elton John > Fill In The Blank
Elton John has that mischievous look on his face because ________. [Image by J. KNOWLES/SNAP-PIX.] Posted: February 27, 2008 at 8:40 am
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because he just got it in the ass
He's definitely about to go up behind that secret service agent and slip him a beef injection.
because he just stole Rose O'Donnel's outfit.
Only he knows that he's walking around with Davids spunk dripping round his balls….
He's shitting his Depends as he walks. The other guy suddenly remembered an appointment.
He farted and it smells like his BF's cock!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because he's sneaking off to give that guy a dirty sanchez
Looks like Old Elton just had a quickie with closet case Obama!
HE JUST STUCK IT TO THE MAN!
Because his lover just spooged that pretty design on his jacket!!
BECAUSE HE's A FUCKING ROCK STAR!!!!
because he could see mr.beckham naked!
fuckeeeeeer!!!!!
..because he's plotting revenge against MADONNA!
ELTON JOHN is performing in Pullman WA, for our mom's weekend!!!!!!!
I am so excited!!!!! Its going to be Fab!
Go Cougs
He has on a fresh, new depends. And he smells massengail clean.
because he know's HE'S 10,000 TIMES MORE FABULOUS THAN MADONNA! Long love the Queen! I love you Elton!
FAT POOF!
…he can smell his bodyguard's testosterone
He just shat himself.
he just left a public restroom
because he has fairy shooooess
oooooooooooo hoooo hooo hooo!
i loved the lion king.,
because he has fairy shooooess
oooooooooooo hoooo hooo hooo!
i loved the lion king.,
’cause he ate the 'fridge!
",,,because he just stole those sneaks off a 13 year old girl at the mall food court."
Just removed his finger from his ass
because he shit his pants
"…because he just stole that suit from my grandmother's cruise collection closet."
Cuz his buttplug is tickling his hemhorroid.
because he just stole lil mamas kicks
BECAUSE I'VE JUST HIRED A HIT MAN.
I WANT YOU OFF THIS PLANET.
STOP
ASSOCIATING
YOURSELF
WITH ME!
I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU,
MUPPET BOY.
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BECAUSE I'VE JUST HIRED A HIT MAN.
I WANT YOU OFF THIS PLANET.
STOP
ASSOCIATING
YOURSELF
WITH ME!!
I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU,
MUPPET BOY.
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He has that look on his face because he just pulled his finger out of that other dudes ass..
HE'S FILTHY STINKING RICH AND DRESSED LIKE A TRASHCAN ANYWAY!!
He's dressed like a clown and he knows it will be on PEREZ's website
Elton John has that mischievous look on his face because he can totally pull off that gettup x
he just swalloed your cum
He's Coming!
because he just filled his nappy
the cum is still leaking out of his asshole from last night! YAHH bitches*
i dont get it?
He just farted.
His ben-wah butt balls are vibrating
…because he' about to bitch-slap Madonna!
his finally going ot get some botox
he's a fruit
he just videotaped himself getting some… or he just masturbated.
cause he just banged that guy in front of him and his sitting on a squillion billion busck and well really his shit dont stink his da bomb — oh and my brother knows him
cuz he fucked yo daddy
He just shat out another Perez Jr. in his pants!
He just got banged in the arse!
he's about to go screw his security guard
he's fucking matt damon
perez just fucked him.
Elton is wearing "oops I crapped my pants" and he just did!
…because he just stole Rainbow Bright's wardrobe…
he's bulimic
he's gettin someee
Because he's a flagrant homosexual and that's how you all look.
Re: John Son – hahaha not all gay men looks like that you fucking dumbass ignorant piece of shit , come out of the closet and explore so you don't sound too uneducated DUMBASS
..he knows he's going to be squeezed at Willy Wonka's factory.
HE FINALLY GOT HIS BOYFRIEND'S SCROTEM UN-STUCK
FROM THAT GAP IN HIS FRONT TWO TEETH
because he is about to make guy in black his bitch
Because its about to get laid……………double time!!!! hahaha
cause he knows hes the SHIT
cause he knows hes the SHIT
… because he's gonna give the security guy a wedgy.
He is a nasty sad old queen
He's pretending to be a two-year-old by dressing up as a toddler?
HE FINALLY HAD A BOWEL MOVEMENT!
he's about to ass ram that guy!
Because he haggled for the outfit at a goodwill and won.
he just got butt ****ed by his bodyguard
…he just got off the phone with Michael Jackson. Can you say roooooooom-matessssssssss!
he took a sht in madonna's yoga bag.
Man he looks terrible. He has really let himself go.
…because he just hid a remote-control fart machine underneath the driver's seat of Madonna's car!
Because he is walking around with a big black butt-plug up his ass.
his remote controlled butt plug is vibrating.
he's going to be sodomized
Another person u need to be saying needs a stylist instead of MC…
he's pregnant!!!!!! LOL!!!
He just ate Papa Smurf
perez swallows
because he knows you love his kicksssssssssssssssssssssssss
he just had sex with Zac Efron!!! Sorry Zac. ox
he just shit his pants.
Looks like he still got his dildo on vibrate up his ass!
Because he finally changed his tampon?
he found out perez is handing out free reach arounds, with a side order of rim job.
he just got his asshole bleached and David is gonna rim him as soon as he gets home!
he just farted!!!!!
…because he loves the fact that he is still thinner than Perez.
"Elton John has that mischievous look on his face because"…He just ate a small Honduran family.
because hiz secret agent just agreed to take him around the bush ………
…he farted.
It's not Alli that's making his ass leak.
he just farted semen and is sheepishly looking to see if anyone noticed
the agent he is with is going to show him around
He managed to get his pretty young thing David into bed this morning :p?
Becuase we just had 3way sex and it was great!!