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This Brings The LOLs

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Britney Spears > Adnan Ghalib

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322 comments to “This Brings The LOLs”

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  1. TRINA says – reply to this


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    EEEEWWWWWW I DON'T THINK SATAN COULD HAVE A MORE SINISTER CHILD THEN ADNAN,ON EXTRA HE LOOKED LIKE COUNT DRACULA.OH AND BRITNEY IS THE PERFECT CANIDATE FOR A MOM. MINDLESS.

  2. Stupid says – reply to this


    102

    What more do u expect from a Louisiana dirtball… That state breeds the worst of the worst, lets declare it an STD Trailer trash state!!!!!

  3. ~*pattycakes*~ says – reply to this


    103

    GAROSSS!!!!!!!! THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A HOOKER!!! She cant even take care of her first two now she wants to have more with an UGLY ASS GUY!!!! She's SICK!!! SOMEONE PLEASE PUT HER OUT OF HER MISERY!!!
    See she needs someone to knock some sense into her. It's probably NOT TRUE though!

  4. nicole says – reply to this


    104

    …come to think of it…
    can't they spay britney or something?
    i mean, come on… is MORE kids REALLY a good idea for her? …… there is so much to say about this, that i can't actually put it all together…

    SHE'S MESSED UP. lol.

  5. TexasChick says – reply to this


    105

    No fucking way!!!! Is this really true??? It's Star Magazine…..Perez do some investigating for us!!!! And we thought things were going to be okay for her…..she can pull off that she is happy….but she can't deny that she is TRASH!

  6. Jean.B says – reply to this


    106

    LMMMAAAAOOO…

  7. LDN says – reply to this


    107

    What a load of shit !!!!! Magazines are so desperate for drama they make it up, and the problem is, people believe it.

  8. Jennifer says – reply to this


    108

    OMG!!! This is the probably the dumbest thing this chick has done yet if it is true. I wonder. HMMM!!!!

  9. lolz says – reply to this


    109

    lol, you are funny ADNAN sux!

  10. sam says – reply to this


    110

    If true, I don't see what's amusing about it. Is it funny to you for another child to be brought into this world with dysfunctional parents? This pretty much is going to kill Spears having a come back. I suggest her extended family, Federline, her hanger-ons all get jobs quick. The Britney gravy train is soon coming to the end of the line.

  11. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


    111

    ACTUALLY I SAW SOMEPICS OF BRIT THE OTHER DAY AND I WONDERED IF SHE WAS INDEED PREGGERS…THE BETCH IS REBELLIOUS

  12. Leila says – reply to this


    112

    Get her fixed already,how many people can you drag down around you that you have to go and create more to suck down,what your first kids were'nt enough!!!!Brit Brit get it aborted,I don't believe in it but in your case do it.There is enough wackos in this world,were full!!!

  13. amy says – reply to this


    113

    WTF? Okay Lets all pray she is not! Second that would explain the erratic behavior, she has to stop taking her meds right? This dude is just trying to make a quick buck off of her, but she has money problems. POOR POOR Britney, Perez you should be her gay best friend and try to help her.

  14. Stupor Girl says – reply to this


    114

    At least we know they'll never be a shortage of Wal Mart employees.

  15. Drewboo says – reply to this


    115

    are you freakin' serious?

  16. i am says – reply to this


    116

    speechless.

  17. whatever says – reply to this


    117

    Are they sure it's Adnan and not some alien human hybrid baby? Or perhaps immaculate conception and she's carrying the second coming of Jesus Christ? How about George W. Bush's baby? Obama? McCain? Hillary????

    It's STAR magazine…it's all bullshit.

  18. mariecp says – reply to this


    118

    oh god hope this is not true
    anybody heard the word CONTRACEPTION for god's sake! damn!

  19. Britney Is An Amphibian! says – reply to this


    119

    Re: junun – #80
    Brit's got a serious case of frog face! Giant forehead, eyes a mile apart, fat, pug nose, splotchy skin…every time I see a photo of her nowadays, all I can think is OMG, it's Toad Woman!
    She doesn't need to reproduce ANYMORE! Hoping this story is b.s…

  20. Duke says – reply to this


    120

    SOMEONE SHOULD KILL THIS FUCKING TERRORIST!!!

  21. Chikboni says – reply to this


    121

    These mags are always fake!!

  22. Sebastian says – reply to this


    122

    this is so wrong and wrong AND SO NOT TRUE.

  23. georgie says – reply to this


    123

    yeah, right. like she doesn't always put on weight on her mid-riff first.

  24. rjf says – reply to this


    124

    you typically irritate the living hell out of me, but i love these types of posts- go gurl!

  25. Sunny says – reply to this


    125

    That is NOT a baby bump- that is a "i've had 2 babies" bump.

  26. natalie says – reply to this


    126

    and we are going to believe the "ever-accurate" Star Magazine?! please. gime it another couple of months until she starts to show and i'll believe this shit.

    hang in there, brit! keep getting better!

  27. Andrea says – reply to this


    127

    Please oh please do not believe everythig you read from these stupid tabloids. Not everything that the Star and others magazines say are true they just want you to purcahse the story. And just please give her the benefit of the doubt while it is just rumors.

  28. Oh shit says – reply to this


    128

    You are kidding me right? Please say you are kidding!! I am dying. This is fake right? No baby deserves to be in her garbage dump of a womb. God knows what diseases and drugs she is ingestiong and the shelf life of those drugs in her system. Jesus help us.

  29. Slick says – reply to this


    129

    Thousands of my babies died on her face :i

  30. Homer Hilton says – reply to this


    130

    Damn, she *is* a cum dumpster! Knock her up and then go for the cash. What a way to earn a living. That cooze must have 9" beef curtains. *vomit*

  31. Shitney Britney says – reply to this


    131

    WAHEY!!! Let's hope they confiscate this one too….

  32. THIS IS A JOKE says – reply to this


    132

    YOU BLOGGERS ARE SO STUPID. PNASTY PUT THIS UP TO SAY WHAT A JOKE OF THE MAGAZINE FOR SAYING SUCH SHIZZZZZ. PNASTY WANTS HER TO GET BETTER AND IS NOT CALLING BRITNEY THE JOKE. GET A LIFE, PEOPLE, AND STOP WISHING OTHER PEOPLE HARM.

  33. Sissy says – reply to this


    133

    Ditto, Perez! Adnan in need of money sells fake story to Star!

    Although, if true………ABORT! ABORT!! I'm not a fan of abortion (prefer adoption) but in this case I would make an exception! If true, this child would have been conceived at the height of her drugged up days! Who know what Osama and Adnan were giving her! What chance would a baby have. AND what chance would Britney have to get better…..third time post-partum could kill her!!

  34. Martha says – reply to this


    134

    She´s a baby machine!!!!!

  35. liv says – reply to this


    135

    Someone needs to hold her down and tie her tubes.

  36. mag says – reply to this


    136

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

    BUT If TRUE………………NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Daddy Spears better re-think his letting Adnan stay over with Britney!! Or maybe that's why he IS allowing him in the house.

  37. CarlOwenUK says – reply to this


    137

    Ooops she's done it again!!!

  38. MEME2 says – reply to this


    138

    COULD BE WORSE…….THE BABY COULD BE OSAMA's!!! LOL!!

  39. WTF says – reply to this


    139

    First of all I dont belive that douce bag for a min. Adnan or whatever the fuck his name is is a HUGE liar and is pissed off about whats going on. And IF god forbid its true she is knocked up the only reason she did it is that she figured hell I lost my FIRST TWO kids Ill try again and see how I can fuck this kid up. Someone should put this whore out of her misery.

  40. RUE says – reply to this


    140

    everybody loves a crack baby….

  41. RADAR PLEASE says – reply to this


    141

    NO WAY! she cant ! whit that LOOSER ! & hugy man !

    oh shit, she needs Justin !

    she is crazy! so crazy ! like a rabitt ! oh my god!

    she dont think one moment ¨ This can ruin my career More !

    OH MY………BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!

    OH …..BRIT !

    WE NEEDDDDDDDDDDD UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    YOU DONT NEED ANOTHER KEVIN ¨NO ONE ¨ PLEASE ! DO SOMENTHING !! GIRL!

    LOVE U BRITNEY !!!!!!!!!!

  42. tucsonmom says – reply to this


    142

    And i should believe Star Mag why? The only believable headline is the J Lo diva story.

  43. Dean says – reply to this


    143

    Big Deal, shes having a baby…. and?

    Hey guys, girls. Look at the picture thats shown, she is looking healthy than ever! Would you say no to her!!! I wouldnt!

    BRITNEY The gay men and women love you to bits! PEACE

  44. MysteriousFan says – reply to this


    144

    well i dont think its true…
    mags have said shes pregnant since like november but shes boozing and stuff…shed hav an abortion already if she was pregnant..unless she fell pragnant AGAIN..
    i really have adnan he is such a bad influence..
    i duno what brit brit sees in him..cos i see a pile of shit when i look at him…
    i wish brit would consider her carear more cos i really love her m usic…even the latest album

  45. rubina says – reply to this


    145

    he has sperminated also her dog….ahhahahahahhahahahahhahah
    che viscido…..

  46. cjm says – reply to this


    146

    IF this is true, with a heavy IF because it is the star, it is not funny at all. Perez, don't ever think of adopting a child, because a child is not a funny story. She could not take care of her sons, now needs 4 other people in the room for a 3 hour visit with them. IF this is true, she is on psychiatric drugs-are they okay for the fetus? On long island, on Sunday, a woman who was having mental problems, who was visited by CPS, police, etc. snapped and drowned her 6 y.o. daughter, 5 y.o. son and 1 y.o. son. If this is true, it is serious. NOT FUNNY

  47. mogul says – reply to this


    147

    I thought it was Fidel Castro's baby she's having.

  48. CHRIS says – reply to this


    148

    LETS ALL PRAY THIS GOSSIP IS WRONG((PRAYING))
    ADNAN YOU SCUMBAG GO AWAY

  49. Lola says – reply to this


    149

    THIS CANNOT BE TRUEEEE!

  50. Jamie says – reply to this


    150

    I'm hoping this isn't true :( . The last thing this girl needs is to get preggers & by someone who makes K-Fed look like Man of the Year >_>

  51. GABBA GABBA HEY! says – reply to this


    151

    LIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…..! ESTUPIDO INFELIZ SOLO QUIERE LLAMR LA ATENCION SI ESO LLEGA A SER VERDAD QUE DIOS BENDIGA A BRITNEY Y A ESE NIĂ‘O Y ESE PAPARAZZI SE LO COMA EL COCO DESGRACIADO MALDITO PEREZ TE AMO!

  52. amber says – reply to this


    152

    I dont think thats a baby bump. The woman has just been in and out of a psych ward and isn't on the same meds she was on to keep her constantly going so I bet it's just extra weight.

  53. RIOS says – reply to this


    153

    oh my GOD Brit makes me sick poor girl someone can help her

  54. Haily says – reply to this


    154

    I hate to say but her belly has looked pretty out there, so to speak, without any heaviness in her face or legs. I really hope she is not. We've seen her wt gain before and it's body-wide, not just in her belly.

  55. cyn says – reply to this


    155

    oh dear.
    let a ho be a ho, shoooooooo

  56. lisa says – reply to this


    156

    I really think that she put on weight from the psych meds she is on. Just cuz someones has a tummy doesn't mean they are pregnant. so silly. Star obviously had nothing better to put on the cover…..

  57. sebastian says – reply to this


    157

    I LOVE A BIG DICK IN MY ASSHOLE

  58. wtf says – reply to this


    158

    is this funny cause its true, or funny cause its not?

  59. LookAtYou says – reply to this


    159

    Adnan is gonna get a shark lawyer and take this one away. Brit is a meal ticket for everyone.

  60. PAULI says – reply to this


    160

    WHAT! I HOPE NOOO I HATE ADNAN .SHE IS FAT BUT NO PREG. PLEASE NOO

  61. Andrea says – reply to this


    161

    Yay! Congrats to Brit! I'm happy for her

  62. Jennisyn says – reply to this


    162

    Please don't let this be true.

  63. orange lollipop says – reply to this


    163

    I HOPE THIS ISN'T TRUE.

  64. Allinaroe says – reply to this


    164

    is this for real? i hate gossip mags, they contradict one another so badly! Perez…is this true? gawd i hope not…she should just focus on those boys! aaaahhhh!
    and why would Brit Brit want revenge on her little sister? Jamie L is not getting more publicity than she is, and JL kinda stood up for Brit's ass when people harassed her. Pap bullshit.

  65. PA-LEEZ says – reply to this


    165

    People…settle the hell down. Adnan showed up end of Dec. Even if he sperminated her THAT DAY, she would only be 2 months along. Most women don't start showing until 3-4 months. Brit Brit is just carrying around a little starbuck weight. Perez is making fun of the MAGAZINE, not Britney…please use your little heads and not believe everything in the TABLOIDS! I bet you all read the National Enquirer and think its real too! Bone heads!

  66. Rebecca says – reply to this


    166

    It's probably the meds that are giving her extra weight.
    Meds can do that! Adnan needs to get deported for lying on his application..

  67. Diz says – reply to this


    167

    I hope it is true, cant wait to see how ugly this one will be and hopefully send this whore over the edge for good! PLEASE BE TRUE
    shes so boring now.

  68. MG says – reply to this


    168

    No way… Hope it's not true =S I HATE ADNAN SO MUCH… That's the last thing Brit needs right now. GOD, HELP HER! Poor woman… I know she's nuts, but who wouldn't? She has SHIT all around her.

  69. Solaera says – reply to this


    169

    AWESOME!

  70. daisy says – reply to this


    170

    This is laughable! when is she going to realise what a bloodsucking creep he is! surley she wont associate herself with him now?! SAVE BRITNEY!

  71. what? says – reply to this


    171

    Since the last time she gave birth, to Jayden James, I've heard so many rumors about her being pregnant again… PLEASE.
    It's obvious that she gained weight, so her tummy is fat, it's filled with fat, not with a future baby.

  72. REMEMBER THE BLOODY VAG PICS? says – reply to this


    172

    This girl is so not pregnant. Want proof go back a few weeks and find those nasty period pics of her when her skirt blew up in the wind. Remember the bloody crotch shots? You people will believe anything won't you?

  73. Boston says – reply to this


    173

    Does anyone really give a crap?

  74. Too many idiots here says – reply to this


    174

    Wow, you guys are stupid. Perez thinks it is so funny because it is so OBVIOUSLY not true. Star is getting closer and closer to being the National Enquirer, 95% of the information in that magazine is gossip. No facts.

  75. lex says – reply to this


    175

    now see…. and thats all i can say

  76. Dating Misanthrope says – reply to this


    176

    Way to go Adnan!!! Not a bad plan for a douchebag who was working at a mail box store just a couple of years ago here in Sherman Oaks….banging the ugly old lady owner. Don't hate on the social climber….if he did sperminate her he just ensured his 15 minutes are going to last. As will his paychecks…..Jr.'s first bday, Jr.'s first frapp etc. Well played!!! *golf claps*

  77. tori says – reply to this


    177

    She's pregnant w/ Starbucks and Taco Bell…

  78. Stephanie Mmm says – reply to this


    178

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.

  79. Britney is what? says – reply to this


    179

    NO FLIPPIN' WAY!

  80. lailah says – reply to this


    180

    i hope this isnt true….she can barely handle the 2 she already has.

  81. DH says – reply to this


    181

    Oh God… I hope this is just his way of trying to get attention from the media because his lame ass hasn't been mentioned in awhile…YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER ADNAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

  82. Marc says – reply to this


    182

    OMFG… How fucking stupid are some of you!? ANYONE who actually BELIEVES this shit deserves to be SHOT (and is quite clearly WAY MORE STUPID than they claim Britney is)…

    Seriously, ya'll really believe this!?

    OMG there is no hope for this world… :|

    P.S - If half these pregnancy rumours were true, she'd have over a dozen babies… And she has how many? Lets count them together… 1… 2… Oh wait, that's it! Fucking dimwits!!!

  83. Lindsey says – reply to this


    183

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    me no likey adnan

  84. Shashashashashaaaaaaaa says – reply to this


    184

    Second that AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOOOO WOOOOHOOOHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
    Hit Me Baby One More Time!
    NOWAY! she was taking laxatives and shitting every 20 seconds noway she is prego but if she is AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! a little rag head baby! DOH did i say that outloud?

  85. ohh pluezze says – reply to this


    185

    god i hope that's not true

  86. Isabella says – reply to this


    186

    I don't think she is really pregnant, she hasn't been sporting any type of "bump" lately. This is just a story they need for sales "to shock people"…OH MY GOD, Britney is preggers! But she is sooooo crazy! :P )…WTF evah…I DON"T believe this story at all.

  87. Tasha says – reply to this


    187

    Congradulations? Another baby to be taking away from you. AND another loser-dead-beat-scum-bag guy, that you will make look like father of the year compared to you! I HOPE THIS ISN'T TRUE!!! If so, I hope is hell of alot better dad than K-Fed…not that he needs to be!

  88. Calling all clinics says – reply to this


    188

    Noway!
    if so make the hoochie get an abortion eh! she doesn't even know her ABC's what kind of woman would she be if she actually had a Paps baby! She is so Trash! I hope this isn't true! if there is a gawd then he/she/it should snap his fingure and make her miscarry! yeah brit it hurts but its gawd telling you NO MORE BABies you imature Bitch! I never hated her more than right now! and from the looks of it she looks constipated bacause she isn't shitting anymore!
    HAHAHAHA!

  89. zoey says – reply to this


    189

    perez your such a fucking fat asshole.

  90. wwwd says – reply to this


    190

    stupid

  91. Brittany says – reply to this


    191

    Anything to keep Brit in the news, huh?

  92. Becki says – reply to this


    192

    STUPID GIRL!!!!!!!!!

  93. momster says – reply to this


    193

    Are you kidding me?! Her belly is no bigger than before, it's all the crap she eats………I think that if she were actually preggers her dad, Jamie, would reach in to her stinky snatch and rip it out! The last thing that moron needs is another baby.

  94. ha ha says – reply to this


    194

    At least that nasty smelly looking terrorist would be able to stay in the country.

  95. Gogo says – reply to this


    195

    no she's just fat

  96. trisha says – reply to this


    196

    Re: sam – lol so true and i hope this isnt true but i also hear that britney is going broke so who knows what the hell is going on. but yea please investigate some more perez its star magazine for crying out loud

  97. Britneys Placenta says – reply to this


    197

    Its not Adans its Osamas LMAO
    lol
    she isn't pregnant she is CONSTIPATED!
    why would she want to top her sister it is her sister! although i hate MY SISTER I don't think britney would do that then again I thought she was taking 500 bathroom breaks because she was powdering her nose then come to find out she is hittin up the local Laxitive section…………I put Fifty on her being constipated than pregnant! can u imagine what the baby will look like ? YUCK! a laxitive drug baby awwww!

  98. lornayoung says – reply to this


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    I thinj Brit Brit is preggers. Have you seen her recent pics? She has a bump.

  99. Skinny Jean Lovr says – reply to this


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    POOR BRIT!! SHE ALREADY IS GOING THROUGH ENOUGH!! I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR HER!!! THIS IS SO NOT THE TIME FOR HER TO BE HAVING A BABY!!!!

  100. wtsnftny says – reply to this


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    I just have to say, all your peeps are retards, one line dumbfucks, and that said , give it a break, come on, you think there is time for that? and if and when it is going to be true, it will be good.Dad is really doing well, has the only best head on shoulders, anyone saying otherwise is stupid..,.SAm"osama" bin laden needs to crawl into a cave and stay there

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