They Must Recruit!
Filed under: Tom Cruise > Katie Holmes > Will Smith > Jada Pinkett Smith
Potential Scientologists Will Smith and Jada Plinko Smith joined Kate Cruise and husband Tom for a "friendly" dinner at Cut restaurant in Beverly Hills on Wednesday night.
Dinner conversation must be something like this….
Tom: Xenu. Xenu. Xenu.
Jada: So, I'm working on a new heavy metal album.
Katie: Save me.
Will: I love your pretty shoes, Katie. I wonder if they come in my size?
[Images via WENN.]
Posted: February 28, 2008 at 1:50 pm
LOL Perfect captioning for everyone of 'em.. it's cracking me up!
LOL Perfect captioning for everyone of 'em.. it's cracking me up!
Gotta give it to you Perez you got this right….. that's all I'll say
I wish Tom would stop trying to recruit them. I love the Smiths and now he's gonna turn them crazy.
I actually heard from someone that was EXTREMELY close to will smithm that all the gay celebs use scientology to cover it up..and YES the swinger parties are TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yeah, Katie looks so "happy and thrilled" in that picture. That is what, the 8,000th picture of the Freak leading her around like a child. SICK! SICK! SICK! I hope she and Suri are rescued by an anti-cult group that has to deprogram her.
It's getting to the point where you will pick on these people for anything. They went out with friends for dinner. Big deal.
Beautifully scripted conversation between the four of them, Prezza. Perfect.
Hey there, looking to join a brain-washing cult. Y'know, one that involves aliens, promises super powers, and I can squander all of my money and eventually take part in a mass suicide.
Soooo hard to find one these days, well, ever since Heavan's Gate jumped aboard a comet. So what I'm saying is, I think Scientology may just be for me.
Now let me get this straight, freewill goes right out the window right?
Perfect, I simply hate to think for myself.
Free Personality Test, why that sounds harmless enough. If it's good enough for these super smart celebs, it MUST be good enough for me. I mean, they are all pretty secure individuals, right?
DO YO HOMEWORK PEOPLE, The Church of Scientology is Wiggity Wack!
(read: Pyramid Scam that hides under the guise of religion for tax evasion)
Aren't Will and Jada swingers? Is that part of the scientology thing?
I was involved in $cientology for 10 years. The only things they give a damn about is how much money you have access to, that is right after they try to fuck your head up…and if you don't have any money, they want you to become their slave for $40 a week, if you're lucky. Any friend or family that disagrees or questions these cult bastards is labeled a suppressive person and you are no longer allowed to speak to them under threat of expulsion. Including your wife, bf, father, mother, grandma and even your own children. Tom Cruise is a cocksucking evil bastard that only cares about his fame. Guess what fucker? You're going down in history as the figure head of greed and pain. Ah you're daughter is going to be so proud of her batshit crazy douchebag father. The amount of soap needed to get the stink of shit off you doesn't exist. Tom Cruise the has been of the century. Your movies will be boycotted, who in their right mind would want to have their aspiration associated with a cunt like you? I'm enjoying your misery, you deserve every second of it.
Will Smith is not a scientologist
A family member of mine lived in L.A. for five years and worked i the Public Relations field. She said best kept secret is that Will and Jada are both bisexuals. A known fact. Feel sorry for those kids. CANNOT STAND THAT STUPID IDIOT KATIE HOLMES. Total MORON, money hungry whore!
PLEASE LEAVE THEM ALONE. Will & JAda are no Scientologists. But they're not going to leave their friends just because they are..
Smith once said, "My grandmother would get up out of her casket [if I became a Scientologist]." and of course they don't have an open marriage.
Jada:"…Will ain't tryin' to share me with nobody. ANd I'm surely not trying to share him with nobody. You don't have to worry about that." sister 2 sister magazine.
Ok, the don't have an open marriage and they're not scientologists but we should respect people. Any religion is the best .
I meant any religion ISN'T the best. It's good people can believe in something but all religions have their negative side. ALL. U can believe in a religion but not do the 100% of what religion says.
What's with the alien face pin on Katie's lapel? Did you draw that, Perez, or is she really wearing it? I can't tell…
They are such media whores. I'll bet Tom and Katie orgasm when a flash bulb goes off.
You can feel free to say anything you want ablout Tom and that clone of the former Katie Holmes… But keep you opinions of will and Jada to yourself…. they are the best…. DONT HATE!!!!!! YOU ARE SUCH A HATER!!!!!
Is Tom master over Katie? Really? Well, it's not easy to judge the nature of a relationship based on photographic images. Marriage is private: only Tom and Katie know for sure. But I will tell you, they are a beautiful, perfectly blessed couple. And Suri is a lucky girl to have a Mommy-Daddy-pair like that.
What's admirable about Katie is that she seems to lack the attitude of rebellion that most women in our age have. [Though, I don't doubt that she keeps the marriage spicy–and she know how to tell Tom what is on her heart and mind.]
As for Will, he wouldn't be caught dead in women's high heels–unless he was just messing around to get some laughs. He seems pretty secure in his masculinity: I'm not concerned.
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