The Queen Reigns Supreme
Filed under: Madonna > Yummy Yummy Screw
Forget Elle and Vanity Fair!
The winner is Dazed & Confused.
The British magazine is the first publication to get her Madgesty on a new cover.
The Queen of Pop is set to attack us with a media onslaught to promote her upcoming album, Hard Candy, out April 29th.
For Dazed & Confused, M. teamed up with longtime collaborator Steven Klein.
And, judging just by the cover shot, the results are exquisite!
Posted: February 28, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Madonna.. looking great as always.. mysogynistic assholes and Moo-riah fans here constantly attacking her age and her looks.. naturally, hiding behind a keyboard and a monitor - this is why she's the most celebrated artists of our time — Moo-riah can have all the #1 albums she wants, it's her label making the $$.. when it comes to touring, who had to cancel dates because they weren't selling.. oh, that's right.. Moo-riah… who had the best selling tour of all time by a female artist, selling out arenas and adding additional concert dates because people couldn't get enough, not just in the USA but all over the world… THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES! The one and only MADONNA! go ahead and insult me all you want, nothing can change facts HA HA HA HA!
WHY DOESNT PEREZ HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THE ARTICLE THAT WAS WRITTEN ABOUT HIM TODAY IN THE NYPOST GOSSIP SECTION ???ABOUT A SEX TAPE HE RECEIVED FROM SOMEONE ONLINE???? WHY NOT PEREZ? CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!????? HE SEEMED TO HAVE READ ABOUT NICOLE KIDMAN AND HER "GLASS OF WINE.."……HMMMMM
She is amazing. She has the edge and style Whooriah Carey wishes she had and the attitude and talent pig nose Janet Fatson can only dream of.
Now be careful people no negativity to the ole tart, cause Blair Waldorf is very protective of her and will get on your case and then Blair'll tell you to go kill yourself and ole Blairy might cry or something lol
Blair goes by other names, but the trademark throughout all comments appears to be "kill yourself" so I'm sure we can all work it out lol.
Madonna is coming again, kinda like Jesus. She is the queen of pop and will once again reign her SOLD OUT tour this summer. Can not wait for the true example of Superstar to come back.
her midsection is creepily concave
BUT I LOVE MADONNA FOREVER even though she can be a pretentious crazazy kabbalah ho at times
S-K-A-N-K
HOT!!!!
Record company must be laying down some major bucks so this, rag, will devote so much coverage to this fag hag.
And no, not a fan Mooriah either, she sux too.
Shut the fuck up all you bitches and move the fuck out of the way. The Queen is in the house…
For several weeks I have read remarks about Madonna, Janet, and Mariah being too old to do what they do. Since when does anyone writing these things have the right to say they are to old too do what they do. I would not even write these nasty things about my worst enemy. Every artist has been photoshopped. No0ne stays 21 forever, but it does not mean when you turn forty the rules have to change. I wonder what the loosers who write these things really look like. As they say "if you can say something negative about someone else, 9 times out of 10, you wished you were that person. By the way, while your writing about Mariah, Janet, and Madonna, they are at home enjoying the millions of dollars they made IN their 20s and im sure they are not worrying about you!
This isn't to disrespect Madonna in any way, but I am seriously SO sick of hearing about her. All of my gay friends are obsessed with her, as is apparently Perez. I have no beef with her other than I'm just so fucking sick of hearing about her and her kids and how wonderful and amazing she is. OKAY. I GET IT. She's god's gift to pop and she can crack walnuts with her thighs. Good for her. Now can we please move on. She terrifies me. I seriously think she would kick my ass for no reason.
never too old to be a bitch!!
I wish some of you losers would learn how to spell. Seriously, you show just how uneducated you really are not with the trash you say but with how bad your English is. Shut the fuck up! Madonna ROCKS!
Those boxing gloves on her hand are a great tatic to cover those veiny granny hands of hers
IT DOESN'T MATTER. SHE'S 50. 8 GUYS OUT OF 10 WOULD RATHER BANG AN UNKNOWN 18 YEAR OLD GIRL THAN MADONNA. THE OTHER TWO GUYS WOULD WANT TO BANG MADONNA IF THEY WEREN'T GAY SO REALLY 10 OUT OF 10 GUYS WOULD FUCK SOMETHING YOUNG AND UNKNOWN OVER MADONNA'S OLD ASS.
Re: annie – GREAT CALL. THAT'S WHY THEY HAD HER ELONGATE HER NECK, CAUSE THAT THNG IS FULL OF WRINKLES THAT WOULD CALL OUT HER AGE. PLUS HER FACE JUST LOOKS OLD. IF IT WASN'T FOR THE GAYS, HER CAREER WOULD HAVE BEEN OVER AGES AGO
Modanna will always be a relevant music icon! It won't matter what she looks like! For all you ageist out there…this is how you become a legend and just not a flash in the pan. No hot mess here. Lessons learned from experience is a good thing. For all you 15 year olds that you know so MUCH! What the fuck??? Do you look up to these days. Exactly who are your heroes???
that's disgusting. she needs to put some fucking clothes on her old nasty ass.
Can you say lots of plastic surgery? She looks harsh and silly. She and Demi Moore look ridiculously plastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Grow up and embrace your age not pretend that if anyone notices you will be irrelevant. I thougth Madonna was a big feminist - not this was
Re: Jeka – Then why, oh why, does Madonna have to have her photos photoshopped until she doesn't even look real? Its because she isn't very good looking. Never has been. She has been forced down our throats for for too long and at her age its just ridiculous that she just won't go away. Her music was crap then, is crap now and her attempt at acting, hilarious. This is a forum to express our opinion on celebrities and its time this one took a hike. She's a hypocrite who has always foisted her advante garde sexual garbage on us way back when (started turning even little girls into slutty looking tarts in the '80-'90s) and now I bet her kids don't even see the crap she's put out in the past and I'm sure won't see the crap that she's grinding out at the moment. But, face it, the music industry is in the toilet anyways.
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY MARIAH IS A FAT PIG?????????????????
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY MARIAH IS A FAT PIG?????????????????
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY MARIAH IS A FAT PIG?????????????????
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY MARIAH IS A FAT PIG?????????????????
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY MARIAH IS A FAT PIG?????????????????
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY MARIAH IS A FAT PIG?????????????????
Frickin' hideous, granny looking bitch is desparate for one more minute of fame which for her can only be brought out by controversy. What a lame ass, two bit whore. She's going to flop bigtime, wait and see.
Calling her old and over is becoming so lame from all these haters. Dazed & Confused is the coolest magazine in th U.K. and they are very choosy with their magazine covers. To devote 70 pages to Madonna is truly unbelievable. And then there's her 10th Vanity Fair cover (a record, Tom Cruise is second with 5) and then another cover with Elle. How can she be over if all these top magazines are putting her on their cover. She could be the cover of Time and all these idiots will still stay she's over. Grow up and accept it already. Madonna is the Queen. You know it, everyone knows it.
This woman better stop it with dance pop music. She's goin to be 50!!! My friends say she looks like a fool, I agree with them. Bring back Ray of Light not Erotica…and put on some clothes..ewwww…
ok i think Madonna is a very ugly woman. Pounds of makeup helps but doesnt fix her ugliness. THe only reason she was a sex symbol is because shes a whore. Men like whores. Even crackwhore. how many times have we seen toothless crackhead whores still turning tricks.
OOOhhhhh! Old lady porn goes Mainstream! Luuuuhvely!!
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY MARIAH IS SUCH A FUCKING UGLY WHORE?
Madonna luce realmente FANTASTICA!!!! God save the Queen!!! Ojalá y su album sea todo un exito
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY MARIAH IS SUCH A FUCKING UGLY WHORE?
Why are people telling Madonna to quit? YES, BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT MADONNA WILL WIPE OUT ALL THE TALENTLESS, NON-CREATIVE, WEAK, DUMB-ASS DIVAS OF TODAY. Madonna's asking, "Why are you telling me to quit?" THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME IF MADONNA DISAPPEARS.
Hey, look at Britney! She's diagnosed!!! she couldn't handle the spotlight. Yes, only Madonna can. Mariah went crazy too, Janet got her OOPS! moment but THEY ALL LEARNED FROM MADONNA. Get it…ALL LEARNED FROM MADONNA. CAN I GO ON?
#125 - withak says –. But, face it, the music industry is in the toilet anyways."
Very true, but don't even try to blame Madonna for it.. she hasn't had a hit in the US in over 10 years so if you want to blame someone, go look up Fergie, PCD, Destiny's Child, Beyonce, Moo-riah, et. al… they've been riding the crappy music train for the last 10 years or so… and if you think her music is garbage, and her looks are awful, blah.. blah… blah.. then don't listen to it, don't look at her image, in fact.. why are you even commenting on this thread if you don't care for her at all.. oh that's right, envy… pure green envy… while everyone tries to bring her down, tell themselves and others that she doesn't matter anymore she continues to churn out albums that sell EVERYWHERE not just the US (like certain cows), sign lucrative MULTIMILLION DOLLAR record deals, clothing design deals, producing documentaries, write books, raise her children, a marriage that seems to be lasting longer than most do these days, etc… her accomplishments in one year eclipse your pathetic excuse for a life and your years on this earth
poor bitch.
we dont like you anymore…
Peeee-U!!!!!!!
He he he!!!! She's AMAZING! she's again provoque love and hate!!! and she adores that!!! c'mon! keep saying all kind of comments!! that's the key of her sucess!!!!
SHE'S GOD
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE SMELLS.
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE SMELLS.
Love her, sure but don't like the way they've elongated her torso… that looks so not anatomically correct!
Madonna is the queen! Period! If there is another so called artist out there. Bring it! Rhianne - flavour of the moment. Britney - if she gets her crap together-Maybe!!
There is so much crap music out there that my 12 old nieces think that MJ is good music–Not a bad thing. Why is your life over when you're 40???….it is the new 20. Whomever would like to tell me what female is so hot and can have long career without checking in to rehab at least 3 times. Let me know. Btw, I love Amy Winehouse but she really need to work on her personal life so she can embrace this very public life…..BTW, Perez you have great taste in music.
lol…. look at all these jealous bitches talking shit about the Pop Princess Quenn Icon Goddess. They only wish that their fucken Idol like all the pop wanna be bitches look as GREAT as Madonna. She doesn't hasn;t gone to the looney bin or abused alcohol or drugs like some of these other wanna bees. Madonna can be all covered up and still look amazing. what surprises me is that when Madonna wears something everyone else tries to copy her. Much love! Keep it up Mo, there will ever be another like you.
Re: Period – I think YOU need a reality check. NOBODY gets on the cover of ANy magazine without getting AIRBRUSHED… NOBODY. SO why should Madonna be any different? You think all those people have perfect skin?? Get real cunt! I would like to see who you look..
OMG TOO GORGEOUS!
MADONNA I love you! Can't wait for the new album!
Do NOT like this pic of her. She looks like a man.
Time to retire grams/gramps enough already.
WOW MADONNA IS LOOKING FANTASTIC LONG LIVE THE QUEEN OF POP
SHE LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA!
Oh my God, a whole new Madonna look. I can feel the vibes coming out of the image already. I love it.
I bet that little Banda boy is going to poke her royal madgesty in the ass by the time he turns 9 or 10
Re: RUFUS – Funny. same thing said about yoru mother.. except yoru mother looks like SHIT.
Ol' hag Cicconi looks as if she reeks of Icy Hot and Gold Bond Powder. And, get a fucking reality check, losers, bitch hasn't had a hit here in a decade. She only appeals to smelly euro. trash.
She's getting covers and coverage ’cause the rags are owned by the industry.
she looks like shit
Re: don – Has been?? LOLOLOLOL I would LOVE to know who you are listenting to right now. they will be SHIT and MAdonna will still be making records. Since she's been around.. it has ALWAYS been like that. WHY?? Because she actuallly has something called TALENT. Probably a WHORIAH fan..
ICK
Re: Steve Drill – Oh just stop it, you know you want Madonna. You're just another Madonna slave.
Re: Tu Madre – That's rich. Blah, blah blah. I like my life just fine. But, since I am being forced to continue to look at her (Madonn'as) scrawny body — yet again (good lord, she's been flaunting her s*** for years. I do agree about beyonce and all the other rap crap and hip hop, gospel yodeling, excuses for singers these days, but Madonna did start her pushing the envelope in the 80's and 90's and just will not give it a rest. For God's sake, I guess you don't remember the awful innerwear as outterwear trend that just will not die and neither will Madonna. I can express my opinion any way I want. Yuck.
Re: liz – Old woman legs?? LOL please see YOUR MOTHERS LEGS then at MAdonna's I GUARANTEE they do not look the same. Madonna's legs?? MUSCLE.. your mother?? LARD. check yourself honey
Re: Steve Drill –
Who would you like to own the industry….Here a site that let's you promote your choices…I would be very interested in the positive…
Re: Madonna Is A Old Whore – Madonna= toned and well aged. Your MOther.. AIDS. gut.. vericose veins.. and SAGGING TITS> check yourself bitch
…when you will look and act like her when you are 50 ..then you are entitled to speak out ….in the mean time she is the Queen and NO ONE can take that away from her. Go Madonna!!! You Rock!!!!!!!!
Re: justme – act her age?? Tell me .. what do youo suggest .. rocking chair?? Look at ANYBODY in yoru family.. in their 50's.. MEN OR WOMEN.. they wished they look that good.
Ahh iDK something about madonna just erks me…idk if its the fake accent or the being a total diva bitch to her staff…sh is just not a nice person, and no matter what you say, im NOT going to look up to her
trying way too hard. stick a fork in her, she's done, except for her queen following. eyeroll.
Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a great cover, she does look slim but strong and awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I have to say that by the recent reviews, the album will be another number 1 all over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MADONNA.. wether you jealous , hating, ugly.,.FAT bitches. WILL outlast ANy artist that you like RIGHT NOW. OUt of the 80's.. and 90's SHE IS THE ONLY ONE doing music that still sells. and continues to break records around teh world. It is perfectly fine that some of you may not liek her music. BUT.. mark my words. ANy of the artist yo ulike now.. will NOT last. Madonna will be making music til they put that bitch in the grave. I HATE The BEATLES.. but I have to respect the level of success and legacy they have made in teh music industry. Madonna has paved the way for many if not ALL of today YOUNG WHORES! You see interviews who do they look up to?? MADONNA. SHe as sold over 300 MILLIONs records AROUND THE WORLD.. I think that deserves a little respect.
Re: nineva –
No, seriously.
But if you wanna be enslaved to a completely manufactured "material girl" who thinks her fans are so worthless that she won't even expose HER kids to the trash she herself unleashed upon the world, be my guest. YOU GOT THAT, homos, this skank, from fucking, Michigan, thinks she and her kids are better than YOU.
that's a terrible cover. my God…my 9 year old niece could've taken a better picture.
HaHaHaHa! Grannie Panties
ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS!!!!
Cant the bitch think of amore original nmae then hard candy.That was the name of the counting crows last album.
Re: LookAtYou – YOunger generation?? like who babe?? THE ONES SHE PAVED THE ROAD FOR?? I think yo uforget that no matter how young you may be now.. you too WILL BE 50 ONE DAY.. 50 60 OR 70.. DOES NOT MEAN ONE SHOULD PUT A BULLET IN THE HEAD. If her music still slels and people are willing to pay top money to see her in concert why the fuck does he have to retire?? People work til they are 65! and PLEASE.. even young starts are gtting TIT IMPLANTS, BOTOX, RESTYLENE, HAIR EXTENSIONS.. TUMMY TUCKS, LIPOSUCTION!!! Get over it CUNT! and AGAIN EVERY FUCKING GIRL.. young OR OLD>. get's PHOTOSHOPPED>.. EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These young fucking whores WISH they could have even a slice of teh career that Madonna has had. RESPECT BITCHES~
OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS FIERCE! ONLY MADONNA CAN PULL OFF THIS LOOK! OH MY GOD HER ALBUM IS GONNA BE AWESOME AND SHIT ALL OVER THAT UGLY PIGS MOORIAH, JANET AND KYLIE…….AND ALL THE OTHER PRETENDERS. MADONNA IS THE QUEEN OF EVERYTHING! I HAVE LOVED HER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL. YES A FAN FOR OVER 20 YEARS BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS MAKES THE BEST SOUND AND HAS THE BEST IMAGE AND THE BEST TOURS!!!! LOVE YOU MADONNA. PLEASE VISIT CHICAGO NEXT CONCERT!!!!!
Re: Steve Drill – Oh honey. you may not be a WHORIA fan or JANE>T but I would LOVE TO know who you actually like musically. MADONNA will outlast ANY of the "artists" you like TRUST ME. and YES that is a FACT. That HAG has sold over 300 million records WORLDWIDE.. 3rd in slaes only to ELVIS and a little band called THE BEATLES>. maybe you had heard of them.. total LIVING LEGEND>. wether you like it OR NOT>
What ever guy! Do tell>>> What should be we listening to.
looks like it says dated and confused
I THOUGHT THE MAG NAME WAS "DATED" BECAUSE SHE IS. AND FOR GOOD SAKE EAT A FUCKING STEAK OR SOMETHING YOU SKINNY BITCH.
Take a pic of yrself & compare!
Shame on u!
She reigns…..
Q of Pop!
I THOUGHT IT SAID "DATED AND CONFUSED" LIKE AS IN SHES OLD NEWS….
Go F yourself #7 the reality check is that at 50 she continues to stay relivant in society;busts her ass working, and is worth about 500 million dollars what's in your bank account asshole?
seems 'dated and confused' to me –
Too skinny. Horrible legs.
Re: Rob –
The use of a run-on sentence does not say much about YOUR education. You may want to hit the grammar check on your computer prior to denouncing everyone else.
eeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!! she's wearing SAGGY GRANNY PANTIES!!!!
The name of the mag should read "DATED AND CONFUSED" cuz she's definitely getting senile!!!!!!!!!
O M G
she looks amazing….
Madonna's head is blocking the mag title and it kinda reads like DATED and Confused… At first I thought it was a joke… Is it?
OOOH MARIAH
BE JEALOUS, MIMI
YOURE A FAT COW
THIS COVER SHOWS WHY MADONNA IS QUEEN
she looks like she is wearing an adult diaper
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www.geminat.com
Re: Justin – 300 million, worldwide just means people are willing to buy anything. And it won't change the fact that here, where it matters, this "record" will sink like a turd, I don't give a shit if foreigners slit their wrists for her fugly ass. As for the Beatles, who gives a shit about some stupid band from the fucking sixties? I'll catch'em in the next Nike commercial and move on. It's fucking: pop. music. it doesn't make any fucking difference.
funny, i thought the cover said, "DATED"
This woman is 50 years old. She is making a fool of herself and embarrassing her children.
That is scary my Granny is sexier (and has a better body)
Love that bitch!
It was bound to happen…she's looking scrawny.
You can keep your body fat low, and work out to strengthen and tone, but when you get older you lose muscle…and those legs, when were always sinewy and slender, are looking out of proportion to her upper torso. She still looks great for her age, and her age is starting to show…oh well, she IS human after all…
DATED and confused more like
SHE LOOKS LIKE A PALE CORPSE
Ha, Ha…I thought the magazine spelled "Dated". The letter behind her head looks like a "T". Uh, she has a great super fit body, but the face is a different story. I don't care if she's Madonna or Ghandi…she needs to look more age appropriate.