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Jennifer Lopez is taking the mom thing very, very seriously.
People around La Lopez think she might be taking things a bit too far…except of course, Marc Anthony, who supposedly agrees with everything she wants.
J. Lo is diva about ever-y-thing!
According to inside reports, the couple has hired SIX new bodyguards for the twins. They have two baby bouncers for each eight-hour shift around the clock.
Cost? Approximately $600,000, not including the cost of benefits.
They've also invested in closed-circuit cameras for almost every room in their many homes.
Also, peeps with grubby hands better stay far away from JLo's babies! According to a family source, she's become a germaphobe. There are dispensers of hygienic cleanser strategically placed all around her homes. People are instructed to basically scrub before they come close to her precious ones. And, we kid you not, there was a purchase of what's being called 'a lifetime supply' of surgical masks because anyone coming in contact with the twins must put one of the things on.
Shit, y'all. Jenny is starting to get all Michael Jackson krazee!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]




This worthless cunt needs to get a grip on reality. Hey J-Ho, nobody gives a shit about your fucking kids. Go fuck yourself, whorebag.
Wow!! what a loser! keep your kids you moron. people dont care!! what is she a god?? YOU ARE A HAS BEEN JHO!
Wow!! what a loser! keep your kids you moron. people dont care!! what is she a god?? YOU ARE A HAS BEEN JHO!
who in their right mind would want to "steal" a set of twins?
I hope this means she will keep those little brats at home so we won't have any Britney moments.
little does she know…. at that young age kids NEED to be in contact with germs or else they will have sh*tloads of problems later on in their life with their immune system! idiots!
I'm not surprised– girl is a CONTROL FREAK about everything.
And her getup in that pic is ridiculous. Is she channeling Elizabeth Taylor or
Jackie Kennedy from the 60s and 70s? She looks like a throwback who is singlehandedly trying to bring back a style that should NOT be brought back. Notice no one else looks so stupid.
people don't understand that you need exposure to a certain amount of germs and bacteria in order to develop a healthy immune system!! John Travolta almost did permanent, serious damage to his child by having his carpet cleaned obsessively and the child's exposure to the chemicals in the carpet made his son very ill. PEOPLE!! DON'T GO OVERBOARD IN THIS WAY.
Those 2 cute babies are going to be brought up to be spoiled brats…They'll put the snobbiness of the Olsen twins to shame. Little Divas…so not a thing to look up to. Good luck to them!
dumb ass didnt her latina mom teach her anything? the babies need to be exposed to germs so they can get stronger. … duh
RELAX, J-LO, NOBODY WANTS YOUR UGLY BABIES.
pff r u serious thats super weird lol
omg i totally understand!! i was like that with my baby but obviously not that extreme. when ppl see a baby the first thing they do is grab their little hands or pinch their cheeks. you don't know if that person has washed their hands or used sanitizer and ppl can be fuckin gross sometimes!! and weird ppl u don't even know in the grocery store will try touching your baby
I wouldn't really call the security thing crazy at all! I would say her babies are at pretty high risk and totally warrant all the security measures.
As for the germs… I'm sure the whole "life-time supply" thing is a total exaggeration by whomever the source is… but germphobia is NOT uncommon in new Moms. In fact, I think it's pretty COMMON.
There is nothing crazy about her behavior at all.
Re: olichka – You're absolutely right, but her hubby looks he's a walking germ so there might not be a problem.
Newborns are at an extreme risk for catching infections since their immune system hasn't fully developed yet. When my cousin had her baby she did the same thing with making sure everyone was as germ free as possible. It's just being a good cautious mother, she'll calm down as soon as they get a little older.
Re: mimi –
"Post mortem" It's post PARTUM you f*cking retard.
Wait a minute…the more I think about it…she's selling them out! She's creating more "buzz" by having an outrageous amount of bodyguards. THAT'S NOT NORMAL, EVEN FOR A CELEB. If she's a mom, she's not goinig to have those kids leave her sight - 6 body guards? That's nothing but to attract MORE attention towards HER! GOD - what a diva…some of these celebs will NEVER understand that the world doesn't revolve around them…not even for their own kids. Wow.
#5 - mimi
omg this bitch said "post mortem depression"!!
you fucking idiot, it's called POST PARTUM DEPRESSION
I don't think I buy half of this.
Some beefed up security, cameras … no biggie. She's got the money, why not.
But being insane about wearing masks around the kids, etc. Doubt that, she doesn't seem that crazy. It just makes for a good headline to say she's going out of control becoming a huge germaphobe.
Oh Please.I was never anal about germs with my two young boys and neither has ever been seriously ill or on anti biotics. She's setting herself up for more problems in the future
JLO is crazy…she has to be if she has sex with that nasty rat thing she calls Marc Anthony….*shivers*..gag
its a very very common thing to happen after a woman has a child. Especially with multiples. It is actually a type of 'illness' per say. Its just an over cautiousness and almost freak out for the children, because you worked so hard to keep them safe while they were inside you and when they come out, you cant help everything so you go over board. Keeping them locked up inside, using masks and hand sanitizers and not allowing ppl to touch them etc., will only create illness in them, and not prepare them for the world etc. Hopefully she or someone that she will listen to recognizes this and has someone come to speak with her about it, if not it can get very very serious.
WHO CARES!!! SHE'S A HAS BEEN, AND SO IS HER RUNT HUSBAND! WISH THEY WOULD GO AWAY! NO BODY CARES ANYMORE! SHE'S JUST A DIVA!
Oh chill out. EVERY new mom has sanitizer gel in their house and asks visitors to wash up. Don't you know newborns have very weak immune systems??
Well, she's a new mom - no amount of preparation really gets you ready for having kids. They poop, vomit, cry, get sick, keep you up all night for years on end, and love you no matter how organized or prepared you are. She's gonna love it.
LOOK WHAT MONEY CAN DO TO YOU….IT CAN DRIVE YOU MAD!
Keep some of those Germ carriers out of your house for starters.take care of your own kids
True, but I don't care because she is paying me $72,000 x year and provides me with excellent health and dental insurance for me and my husband. She is a hygene freak, but a nice lady to work for.
Everyone is always commenting on Britney's care for her kids. Neither of you even know who the hell she had hired for her kids. She has around the clock nannys for her kids! She had body gaurds for her kids ,but she wants to live a normal life, like everyone else gets to experience. From this computer you don't know who I am ,but I must say, Fame is a hard ticket
Re: mimi – Re: mimi –
I think you mean POSTPARTUM…post mortem is when some one has been dead for a while you idiot!
wtf….the body gaurds fine..the hand sanitizer fine…the masks..not so fine.. what about their immune systems? if they arent exposed to any germs, they wont have great immune systems…whats next? Is she going to keep them in bubbles? I can picture it now..mid june..her walking her twins in a dbl stroller and a big bubble over the top so not one germ can hit them..I mean I admit I had people wear masks around my daughter..but that was only for 3 weeks when she was 2 months old when she had a surgery coming up and with the flu and everything going around..we didn't want her getting sick.
DANG J LO CHILL OUT A BIT. YOU ARE DOING NOTHING, BUT ATTRACTING CRAZINESS AND PARINOIA INTO YOUR LIFE. PEOPLE BEFORE VOTING FOR NEXT PRESIDENT PLEASE WATCH BRAINWASHER (ABOUT OBAMA) ON YOUTUBE . COM
Re: Nikki – I agree. I was the same way. I didn't make people wear masks, but visitors knew they had to wash their hands b4 holding my babies. And anyone who's had a baby will feel that way. She's not crazy…people are just blowing this shit out of proportion. I had my first baby when SARS broke out in Toronto…it was scary…more power to that woman.
Re: Buglet –
umm she already had her kids where the hell have you been? plus thats not nesting..nesting is where you rip apart your house and make sure there is not one spec of dust in the house…and make sure everything is where it belongs…ive been thru it 2x..
What most of you don't understand is that most doctors will recommend keeping your infant out of public, and away from people (esp during cold and flu season) for at least the first month. Keeping your infant safe should be any parents number one priority.
the bitch is fuckin crazy
common…..
Re: go go au go go – Are you talking about yourself?
What's the point of having kids if you are going to let someone else raise them? Baby Bouners? WTF
Re: mimi –
I think you are stupid
I love J.Lo but not as much as I love this ahhh-mazing new music vid that's is seriously THE next BIG thing!! Check out YouTube and search for "Gonna Get Love" (the official vid). I guarantee that you'll LOVE it!
Thanks for everything Perez…I absolutely ADORE you!!!
If J-Lo had a brain, or had she bothered to get a college education, she'd know that our bodies build defenses against foreign invaders by first getting exposed to them! Parents who are germ-o-phobes with their children are doing them a disservice, because they are keeping them from developing a normal immunity. In fact, the best thing she could do is to let her kids go outside to romp and frolick in the mud, grass and puddles.
One other thing — where the hell is she getting all of this money? She and Skeletor must be doing alot of concerts to pay for all that personnel.
Gotta love celebs… they spend like buffoons without a brain, then wonder why they have to sell the $100k-per-month-mortgage house when the cash runs dry.
And don't forget folks… she ain't no DAMN Mexican, she's a Preh-A-Reecun!
people have babies everyday and don't go to those extremes you must allow your children to expierence things even germs so they build up a tolerance and can fight things off i dont blame her for being protective but come on she spends more then she makes give it up girl
Who really cares
I sure hope JLo purchased a lifetime supply of bubble wrap.. those twins are going to need it since their immune system will be non-existent!! She must think she's the only one to EVER have children..
Ugh, if only her talent was as big as her ego. Being that overprotective doesn't make you a good parent, it only makes you look crazy.
wtf, this woman is crazy. her kids never get sick, their immune systems are gonna suck when they need 'em one day!
Lame….Her kids are sure going to get sick a lot if they are never exposed to a germ. I feel sorry for them. Especially the boy, poor thing will never be able to just be a kid and play and get dirty, she would never allow it.
well maybe there is something wrong with the kids…..immune disorder…who knows…..better to be over protective then under protective….right?
The number of bodyguards to keep safe is up to her, she can afford it. As far as the anti-bac gel stuff, well, when the babies are that young, then you do have to be careful of germs. Once they're older, it's a different story. I made family scrub as if going into surgery before touching my kids and had anti-bac gel and wipes in every room, car and diaper bag, plus a separate stash at both grandparent's homes. Face masks? Maybe she made someone wear one if they were sick? I doubt she's making everyone who sees them wear masks around them.
lol. most new moms are so paranoid.
I can uderstand about her not wanting everyone to touch her children and I can relate to her having people to sanitize themselves before handing her children. I don't get the part about people wearing mask , if her children are healthy than she dosen't have to worry about them catching things from anyone, I mean if they have a strong immue system then the children will be fine. I adore you Prez!
I was basically like that too with my first child minus the bodyguards lol. But with my second one now which I just had him a couple of months ago… I'm much more layed back. Kids are going to get sick and the older they get the more germs they are going to have on them. I've excepted that germs are a part of life and that it'll drive you crazy trying to keep everything and everyone germ free. J.Lo you should listen to mothers that have been through it.
fairly standard to have to wash your hands around newborns for the first month or so… funny reading all the comments though..heehhe everyone knows best, especially those without kids.
That picture look like a picture of Vanessa Willams, from the Ugly Betty show
I'D TAKE PRECAUTIONS AROUND ALL THOSE SKANKY LOSER SYNCOPHANT WANNA BE NEAR THE STARS FREAKS TOO. NOTHING BUT CLEANLINESS FOR SWEET LITTLE BABIES.
LOL a lot of my friends turned paranoid and over-protective when they had their first kid especially if they had miscarriages in the past… they chilled out about a couple of months after giving birth and I'm sure Jennifer will too!
She could end up hurting the kids in the long run, it's healthy for babies to come in contact with some germs so they can build up an immunity.
Since she had twins, they were probably delivered early, which means you DO have to be extra careful to keep them from getting sick until their immune systems are fully developed.
PEOPLE ARE NASTY DIRTY AND I WOULDN'T LET THEIR NASTY ASSIES AROUND MY PERFECT SWEET LATINA BABIES EITHER!!!
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McCAIN 08……HOLLER!
Sorry, P, but most good moms have hand sanitizer available for people around their newborns. AND I actually had masks too. Have a kid, you'll understand then.
I can't believe people magazine would pay so much money for pictures of babies who's mom is such a bitch. what the hell, her and her husband aren't even cute who cares what their babies look like. she's just another rich bitch snob. shame on anyone who buys people magazine just to support an already rich airhead.
They should be careful about the germ thing, or else when they get older and are out and about they will catch everything. germs are good, they'll help those babies create strong immune systems
my sis-in-law was like this with her daughter and now she has alot of allergies.
How utterly stupid. Don't germaphobes realize that your body builds up immunity by coming into contact with some germs?? This is especially important for children. If she goes on like this it could end up making her babies very sick, the complete opposite of what she is trying to accomplish. Ugh.
That is smart. She is famous, and she can afford to make her home as safe as possible. When people are around any newborns, they should scrub their hands and use sanitizer. It sounds like she is using common sense and protecting her most valuable assets, not being crazy!
Oh Yeah… Real smart Ms. Lopez. Protect your kids from germs now, and when they're older, send them off to school with a lifetime supply of Lysol and a giant protective bubble around them… I'm sure they'll make plenty of friends that way. I understand all first time moms get over protective, but geez, that's going a little to far. As far as having 6 body guards for the kids, please what a joke… who the hell are the parents in the damn household. Taking care of the kids yourself is all part of the baby experience.
what people don't understand is that the human body and baby's instincts (eating things off the floor at home) are designed to be around germs…that actually helps build the baby's immunity. any immunology book will tell you that. j-lo needs to get educated…no offense..but seriously..she's being ridiculous.
as for the camaras…i don't blame her one bit about that. i'd do the same thing if i was rich. there are a lot of psychos out there.
who the fuck does she think she is?she's just Jennifer Lopez,and nothing else!!who gives a fuck about ur babies anyway,u stupid homewrecker!do us all a favor JLO,and go hang urself,ur a fucking waste of society,u fucking bitch!! she's singin' about being Jenny from the block,pleeeasseee,ur absolutely pathetic!!nobody gives a flying fuck about ur babies,nobody would steal them even if theyre the last babies on earth,and Marc is scarily ugly!!fuck u JLO,diva diva diva attitude,we hate divas,fuck u JLO,don't forget to kill urself! bye!
that actually can be more dangerous than germs - my aunt used to do that to her kids and since their bodies were no used to fighting bacteria they suffered much more when they caught a cold or something
All of yall calling her a bitch are fucking stupid. Regardless of how "annoying" and crazy she is, know damn well that if someone had the opportunity that they would steal her kids for whateva reason. Why wouldn't you want people to wash their hands and not expose them to any sickness there is, that they may come in contact with. Yeah they should be able be exposed to germs but they are to small to be coming down with something serious. NOW SUCK ON THAT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't really care for her , but I do understand her being a germaphobe. Most new mothers are. She has twins- I'm not sure how much they weigh, but if they are really tiny their immune system may be even further compromised. I'm sure that's not the case, since she already went home with them. But still, no one wants sick people around the babies. We're still in flu season - she has a right to be paranoid. As for the security guards, etc… well that's a bit obsessive and what a waste of money. These celebrities are quite full of themselves.
GERMAPHOBE—GIGGLE.GIGGLE.
SHE NEEDS TO START FIRST BY CLEANING THAT NASTY SLITTY GASH THAT SHE SPEWED THOSE GROSS DEVELOPED EGGS—ECCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
THAT BITCH'S NASY CUNT HAS BEEN ON P.DOGFACE, DOUCHE AFFLECK, MARK NASTANY…AND NO TELLING WHO ELSE THAT SKANK HAS SPREAD HER STINKING FISH SMELLING BLACK HOLE. GO USE A WIRE BRUSH ON YOUR SNATCH YOU RICAN SLIT–BETTER YET STICK A GLASS BOTTLE UP YOUR GASH AND HAVE SOMEONE TAKE A BASEBALL BAT TO YOUR FUCKIN UGLY PELVIS…
THE WORLD IS ALREADY GOING TO BE OVERPOPULATED. THESE IGNORANT HOLLYWOOD SLITS NEED TO STOP SPEWING —THEY'RE JUST LIKE THE TRAILER TRASH WITH THEIR STUPID CREW.
THINK ABOUT WHAT IS GOOD FOR THE EARTH YOU GASHES–THE WORLD DOES NOT WANT YOUR OFFSPRING…THE GENERATIONS GROWING UP NOW ARE ALREADY IDIOTS AND USELESS.
KEEP IN MIND YOU SLITS –THERE ARE ALOT OF OTHER PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT JOYOUS ABOUT YOUR BABY NEWS—THEY JUST WON'T SAY TO YOUR CUNT FACES
What is she thinking? It's healthy and good for babies to be exposed to different germs. They need to build up their immune system. Her kids will just catch all of these sicknesses later. It's better for them to fight it now. It's not going to kill them.
You people commenting negatively either don't have kids or you're IDIOTS!!!
Babies (especially multiples and premature) have a high risk of getting RSV, and other bacteria and viruses. They can die or have life long problems from these. If a baby has a fever in the first 3 months of being born, they can't take any medication like older children or adults. You have to take them to a pediatric intensive care unit, where they do spinal taps and a bunch of other tests on them. They will have IV's in them, and have to administer Heparin (The very same drug that was used in the Quaid's twins.) in the IV to keep the IV from getting blocked up.
JLo is doing everything correctly. As a mother of two sets of twins I should know.
Re: Beth – Babies recieve antibodies from their mother when they are breastfeeding. They actually tend to very strong immune systems at this stage.
her kids are gonna end up getting super sick from some common cold because they won't have ever been exposed to germs… who will be laughing then?!
Dude, Kat, you have some anger issues.
Also, too much use of antibacterials around the kiddies can weaken their immune system so she should be careful.
Just an FYI: Sterilizing every single little thing that babies come into contact ( like in the extremes that JLO is taking) with can result in a weak immune system growing up, due to them not building resistance or body defense to common "germs" and strains. And in turn, get sick much easily. Hopefully J. LO gets off her "high horse" and finds that out in the near future…other than that…if its her money, let her and her slave of a husband do what they please
Re: Ben Affleck – LOL!
Doesn't the dumb bitch know that babies need exposure to germs to build IMMUNITY? Poor kids. Bitches like her should not reproduce.
Maybe they can share a plastic bubble when they don't develop an immnue system
what a dumbass… she's actually helping her kids get sick. Natural exposure to elements helps your body build immunity. Those germ cleansers are the devil.
She's not that crazy… MOST new Mom's do that for their kids - maybe you're not aware of how serious RSV and the FLUE are for newborns - and, ’tis the season.
If the twins are healthy enough to be at home, then the surgical masks are a bit extreme. Good 'ole soap and water are all you need. Is she wearing a surgical mask when she holds them???? She is exposed to other people's germs too. It is stuff like this that makes the superbugs develop.
I want to see her milk duds!
dude thats not crazy its what every new mom does i would be worse
the immune system is based on memory of the cells to "foreign entities" to which they have been exposed. if she prevents any exposure of these babies, they will have NO immune system and they will likely be sickly children. just wash with non-antibacterial soap and water and skip the gel unless you're on a road trip, and if a person is sick enough to wear a mask, they shouldn't be around newborns anyway.
Well, compared to other Hollywood moms, she is going a bit over the top. Jennifer Garner goes out with Violet without a security team. Kate Hudson…Gwenyth Paltrow…Gwen Stefani… I understand that she wants to keep her kids safe, but are 6 bodyguards honestly going to do it? No. There should be TWO people protecting those babies - Marc and Jennifer. Donate that $600,000 to charity…
Lots of women are paranoid with 1st babies. Time & more children usually remedies the craziness eventually. Congrats to her family…I heart Perez!
Stupid woman needs to realise that healthy kids need to be raised in normal environments. If there are no germs about then they'll never build any immunity to anything and will always be getting sick.
Oh my god she is the biggest moron! Jenny from the block my arse!
for reals? It's not about being DIVA, it's about being stupid. If Jenny from the Block would not have done Selena, the movie, she would still be living in the hood where she wouldn't have enough change to get sanitizing wipes. Instead, she would be using toilet paper and windex. She would then leave her kid(s) to her mom and go hip hop dancing to Janet's Feedback video, and possibly if Madonna allowed her big butt to be in her video. Oh and Marc Anthony would still be currently married with beautiful pageant lady wife, whatever her name is.
THATS REDUCIOLUS!!!! SHE GROW UP IN THE GHETTO AND SHES DOING THIS?! ITS STUPID!!
Iv'e seen ladies who act similar to J Lo go a little off the deep end. The funny thing is those mom's who have A type personalities mixed in with a little crazy are the one's who go back to work within 3 months of having them. She thinks that she is going to take a whole year off YEAH RIGHT, SHE WILL BE BACK TO WORK BY JULY 2008 MARK MY WORDS!
Good night! With 6 bodyguards, I wonder how many nannies she has?
Note to J-Lo: Women have twins everyday and manage to take care of them all by themselves!
what a fucking idiot. those kids are going to be constantly sick when they are older. you have to come in contact with common germs when you are young, to build immunity. hand washing is enough.
she's such a stupid fat ass.
those kids will have no immune system
I guess Jlo doesn't know that hand sanatizer just makes germs stronger……
FUCK THOSE LITTLE BEANERS, I HOPE THEY GET SKINNED ALIVE LIKE THE POOR ANIMALS JHOSPIC MURDERS.