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Pete Wentz holds on to Seth Green tightly and whispers in his ear, "__________."

Posted: March 3, 2008 at 11:20 am

357 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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Is he supposed to be funny? says – reply to this

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"You are to comedy what my girlfriend Asslee is to music."
Gina says – reply to this

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Dud, I loved Teen Wolf, too!
krrn says – reply to this

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hahaha, amish!
Rowan says – reply to this

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He is saying baby the leprechaun look has been doing it for me ever since I wet my sleeping bag at that party in the early 90s.
Toasty J says – reply to this

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Thank God there is someone in the world shorter than me.
PACA says – reply to this

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THAT'S HOW ME AND "OPRAH" LOOKED WHEN WE FOUND GAY LOVE. NOW WE'RE LEARNING HOW TO PUT CONDOMS ON EACH OTHER
rosanna says – reply to this

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that beard looks sexy on you
mdniu says – reply to this

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Hey Abe Lincoln, how honest are you?
Lori says – reply to this

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Dude…shave off the beard.
Sara says – reply to this

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"that beard makes you look like a homeless guy… shave…it….offffff!!!" ?
Me says – reply to this

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I like Seth Green.
cupcake. says – reply to this

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"edna……"

simpsons fanatics will get it.
E says – reply to this

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I want to the gold. Gimme the gold.
Cristina mmm says – reply to this

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hhhmmm lovin the leprechaun look! fancy tickling my balls with ur beard?
Just Sweet says – reply to this

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You know…THat Teen Wolf thing you got going is really hot.
nanna says – reply to this

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what if i leave Ashley and you'll give me some of Seth-love
nanna says – reply to this

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What if I leave Ashley and you'll give me piece of Seth-love?
nadine says – reply to this

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'seth…let me enter your brain and suck out all your talent and charisma and ability to be effortlessly cool while Asslee and i try so hard, so very hard every day…tell me oh great one, how can i ever be so brilliant and witty and funny and just good as you? please tell me…please…i need to know…'

and seth is thinkin 'who is this? anyone? look i gotta diva it up for a second here, can somebody please remove him, can a minder remove him?anyone?'
Barbara Seville says – reply to this

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If we film ourselves jerking off and send it to Perez, he'll make us famous!
Ash says – reply to this

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"anything above the waist is fair game"
mmm says – reply to this

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seriously WTF is on seth's face?
jennypennie says – reply to this

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i like your beard almost as much as i like my eyeliner…
Meow says – reply to this

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That Amish beard of yours is making me so hot, daaaaaaaa-ung!!!
johnnie-girl says – reply to this

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your nose breath smells like feet!
haleigh says – reply to this

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i got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do tooo.
Kristina says – reply to this

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I didn't know you were a werewolf
Joey says – reply to this

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have a shave
I don't get it ... says – reply to this

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Shave that Amish beard off your face!
Becky says – reply to this

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Be my lucky leprechaun
Lp says – reply to this

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"Ash is my cover up, less fuck"
Thomas says – reply to this

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"You look like a leprechaun".
CindyLooWho says – reply to this

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"i know you're after my LUCKY CHARMS"
anon says – reply to this

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YOU LOOK LIKE A LEPRECHON, BUT YOU'RE STILL HOTTER THAN MY GIRLFRIEND.
Harold says – reply to this

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"SHAVE stinky!"
hadehaha says – reply to this

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u smell so much nicer den ashlee, and ur beard isn't half as noticable, so wat do u think? i think me and u'd make sexy babies!!!!!
erica says – reply to this

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screw ashlee ur mine… i love u
CindyLooWho says – reply to this

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"You're always after my lucky charms"
Cathy says – reply to this

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Love Seth, but he looks like a garden gnome with the beard
he whispers says – reply to this

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I want to fuck you hard ….
Emily says – reply to this

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"you're my lucky little leprechaun"
Ohdoyouhearthat?Violins! says – reply to this

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Re: whitney –
Thats Hilarious
Pete Wentz holds on to Seth Green tightly and whispers in his ear,"This wouldn't be my first time pleasing a man.So how about it Lover?"
Kristii says – reply to this

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"I wonder if Perez Hilton will put this picture of us on his website?"
Sniggol says – reply to this

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Can I push in your stool for you?
Pamela says – reply to this

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Ashlee turned me gay meet the new bf.
bunny says – reply to this

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"i want to fuck your ass"
Fashunpolis says – reply to this

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Ashlee Schmashlee. I love Amish Leprechauns in Ray Bans. Nanoo Nanoo.
Blackwells Semen says – reply to this

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"…lose the beard, and I'll lose mine."
Jen says – reply to this

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"I love the way your beard tickles my balls . . . "
do-me-now says – reply to this

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ur Amish beard turns me so on!
brooke says – reply to this

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i always had a thing for 'teen wolf'
Boski says – reply to this

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I want your beard to tickle my balls.
TDM says – reply to this

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Your beard reminds me of Asslees puss, I wanna eat choo!
stoofy says – reply to this

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ya know….that breards gonna tickle ma balls
wynn says – reply to this

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I love the backstreet boys too!
Emily says – reply to this

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mmmm. . . you smell nice
Angst Granma says – reply to this

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dude, sorry to tell you this but you look like a lost hobo.
Justin says – reply to this

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The barn raising is tomorrow morning.
say10 says – reply to this

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petes about to beat that shiz up.
sarrahcuda says – reply to this

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"Nice beard."
hulio says – reply to this

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Lets not tell Ashley about us: ]
Solus says – reply to this

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I'm going to fuck the shit of you tonight baby! Get ready for papa!!
eddy says – reply to this

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You go first, and I'll meet u in the bathroom in 5 minutes, OK?
Kristin says – reply to this

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Omish boys make me hot!!!
Gabby says – reply to this

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What are you? Soplanucas o muerde-almohadas??
MissVee says – reply to this

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Ashlee never needs to know, my precious.
Meow! says – reply to this

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You know that I have a thing for redheads….
had to do it says – reply to this

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"I wish I could quit you"
BurtonLUX says – reply to this

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you're magically delicious…
kim says – reply to this

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ass and bott boy are such a cute couple.
true LOVE says – reply to this

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Got condoms?
Julie says – reply to this

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"Hey, little Leprechaun! Wanna touch me lucky charms?"
LA T says – reply to this

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Wow Seth,you do kinda look like the rainman. What's the shiz with the chin strap tho?
Nice hair, Seth says – reply to this

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"Ooooh, my little leprechaun, just wait until i get you home and show you my Lucky Charms."
luna says – reply to this

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let's FUCK!
d says – reply to this

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nice beard
Karine says – reply to this

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You know I'm gay and right now, I feel I would like to be horny with you
Michealangelo says – reply to this

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you know, my ghd's can totally work that beard * snaps fingers *
smiff says – reply to this

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he thought seth was ashlee (same nose)
andi says – reply to this

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I'd love to feel that beard tickle my balls…….
whoo says – reply to this

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Hmmmm, you smell good… I want you… Right now!
Nikki says – reply to this

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Dude, that beard is hott!
jenn jenn says – reply to this

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I can't wait to feel that beard tickle my taint
————–alternate caption—————
My beard is named Ashley!!!
LeeLeeLee says – reply to this

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You're mine for tonight bitch muahahahahahaha!!!!! just dont tell my girlfriend!! >.
beke says – reply to this

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I caught you…you lil'bastard! Now where's ur pot o' gold!
lance says – reply to this

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"Fuck me raw,you fidget!!!
Jujupiter says – reply to this

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"Please fuck me"
jojo says – reply to this

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mmmmmm…… what i would like to do to you isnt even legal in 35 of the 50 states
Manon says – reply to this

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seth, you're late–they did the Planet of the Apes remake years ago!
Tine Johnsen says – reply to this

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"Dude, that Abe Lincoln beard is really turning me on!"
cg says – reply to this

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your leprechaun thing turns me on…. wanna see my lucky charms
kawaiininja says – reply to this

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"Seth… I wanna have your man babies "
Allen Common says – reply to this

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Seth's beard has got to go!
VANITY RIVERS says – reply to this

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STICK YOUR FINGER UP MY BUTT!
EmmKay says – reply to this

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"Do I make you horny baby, do I?"
gigi says – reply to this

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top of the mornin to ya lad! (ummm…doesn't Seth look totally like a leprichan?…little early for st. patricks day)
I AM AS GAY AS THEY GET COWBOY!!! says – reply to this

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I LET PApA JOE FUCK ME IN THE ASS 3 TIMES A DAY!!!!!!!!
vote hillary says – reply to this

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i love your amish beard.
sarah says – reply to this

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bend over son i have a gift for you..
Jayde says – reply to this

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"Whenever I'm doing Ashlee, I imagine it's you."
Rico Suave says – reply to this

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Wouldst thou likest a handjob, brother Green?

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