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1. lefty lady says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   So….dude only uses toothpaste once a year? No wonder the brits are famous for poor oral hygeine!

2. RYAN SECREAST says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I 'D HIT IT …. I HAVE HIT IT….AND i'LL HIT AGAIN..OK

3. linda says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   what can i say, i like simon…lets face it, he is honest…any one with money is doing the same thing he does….fortunatly, i still look good at 50 and don't have to worry about botex….its my sagging boobs that need a lift….

4. jimena says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Simon = sexy!!!!!!!!!!

5. Stacey says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Re: ew –
   Bahahaha! Good one!

   Yeah, Simon. Toothpaste is exactly the same as botulinum toxin.

   Totally.

   What an idiot.

6. MariaAngina says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   LMAO, I wouldn't've guessed but I'm not surprised!

7. EuropEll says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Heterosexual? Really Perez??!

8. luuuuce says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   i love simon cowell he's bloody brilliant.

9. JULIA says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I READ THIS AND LLLLLOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. fuckface says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i read it all and erm seriously grow up ,wtf is wrong with people stop stereotyping ,people brush their teeth in the UK,don't just believe all stupid jokes,

11. Simon = Eeewwww says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    What in the world is wrong with his head? It always looks like the butt end of an eraser. If he let his hair grow and not shave he'd resemble a radical Muslim.

12. Taffy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: fraggle – I agree, and i'm not even British….
    Are Americans even aware there's an election looming? ….If only they'd put as much thought into their government as they do their own vanity, the rest of the world might not hate them as much

13. Milk Man says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Ha!! I was close! i thought it was Ryan Seacrest.

14. eww says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: ew –
    lmfao! U r so right and u said the funny line 'first'

15. little odessa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You dont have to be gay per se to be a fucking sissy.And yes Cowell is despite his bullying and money he is a right prat.If you are a guy and you have plastic surgery other then having to change your face because you are either wanted by rival villains or you had a terrible accident (birth defect),you are a sissy.And the guy who invents the spicegirls is queerer than most gays despite being straight.

16. Chutzpah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Slow day Perez? You've been milking this since last week.

17. tara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i thought it was going to be tim allen. he is so botoxed.

18. WAKE UP SIMON!!!!!! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Hey Simon…instead of the botox..what you really need is a good bra or stop wearing t-shirts because guys that have breasts can't wear t-shirts it shows their boobies..we all see them…also put on some underwear under those jeans and learn how to walk normal instead of looking that something is up ass….Hey you got money but dress like some trailer trash.

19. THE BLIND BITVH says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    brittons dont beleive in dental care

20. Alex in Ireland says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hey…whats with all this "first" shit….might have ben funny once but seriously….get over it….ever f*****g comment page….jesus

21. Hyde says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You've gotta be pretty stupid to inject something called Botulinim Toxin into your body.

22. yeah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wait, he's heterosexual?!

23. DEELITE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS RYAN SEACREST

24. Emily.....:) says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I was wrong…..I said Clay Aiken…..but at least they come from the same line of TV!

25. no more american idol says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    If he uses you, can't tell….he looks much older than 48!!!

26. Michelle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Is he implying that he only brushes his teeth once a year? Ew?

27. elie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    And they say Ryan is the gay one. Oh please. Simon, get over yourself. You arent much to look at anyway. Teri just likes those $$$$.

28. matthewj says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i think this is his way of saying he only brushes his teeth once a year.
    that's attractive.

29. alexandra says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    loooove it! botox works miracles with the right amount!

30. Some Whitey says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    dickhead. Would he cut that fucking hair all off and start over, and it might not look so fucked

31. party gurl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WOW…..

32. boricuagirl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    what a dumbass! jaja

33. StAr says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WOW…….. somone needs a hug

34. Amy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Ryan Seacrest is the one who gets botox fairly often as well .. so he can keep his "boyish goodlooks" LOL .. geeez

35. toenail says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He Botoxes his wrinkly little wiener.

36. this to reply says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Annual toothbrushing. Spoken like a true Englishman.

37. Sniggol says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    When I first read the headline, I thought "Gary Busey."

38. BC says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He uses toothpaste once a year! Ew.

39. carolyn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    lots of male stars use botox or just go for the face lift.[I think he looks great]

40. Maggie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOL, I swore it was going to be John Travolta! It's kind of disappointing that it wasn't. (

41. STEPHANIE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HE ONLY BRUSHES HIS TEETH ONCE A YEAR? YUK!

42. kaRI says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    still a hot old man

    we love simon

43. jakecanada says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww,,,,perez is a shit monkey…

44. rachel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    tooth paste once a year? that's a lo for a brit.

45. rachel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: rachel –
    lol. i mean a LOT.

46. lindy link says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wow Ive never won anything in my life Im47 this year so that laptop means something special thank you

47. Frenchiezz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I hope he do use more than once a year his toothpaste lol

48. tim says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    yeah he is a douche but the botox kinda suits him, he'd look gross with wrinkles.

49. hehe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    what a woman!!!!

50. tats says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    why is he so god damn vain he aint that hot and botox isnt working

51. DAMASTA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    oh, he is so fug.. he knows botox doesn't work for him!! nothing will make THAT mug pretty! lolz…

52. bethanyerin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    when i was 13, i thought he was cute.
    now that i`m older, i realize that he`s a conceded, arrogant
    piece of shit.
    kthanx. :]

    x3

53. Lah-Lah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Not sure where he gets his botox….once a year my butt!! Botox only lasts 3 - 6 months at the most. Most people need it every 3 -4 months. Don't really care about what he does thouhgh. Why all the jokes about dental care or lack thereof in England? You people are morons to believe all the stereotypes…watching too much Austin Powers are we?

54. Mindi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Doesn't seem to be working Simon!

55. Red says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You have got to be kidding me. Anyone who injects botulism into their face deserves whatever eventual health risks come from it.

56. carebear says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    can't tell (botox). he might as well stop or keep it to himself

57. carebear says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    can't tell (botox). he might as well stop or keep it to himself

58. NAD says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's not the host- he's the judge
    slip of the word there!