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Rumer Is Wanted!

Filed under: Rumer Willis

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Police in Boston have released this sketch of two robbers that have hit up local residents.

The one on the right looks suspiciously a lot like Rumerilla!

278 comments to “Rumer Is Wanted!”

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  1. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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    ha,ha,ha!Perez you are unbelievable sometimes.and you're definitely right,the guy on the right looks so much like rumer willis.you think rummer got a new,more profitable job?(i'm kidding).

  2. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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    ha,ha,ha!Perez you are unbelievable sometimes.and you're definitely right,the guy on the right looks so much like rumer willis.you think rummer got a new,more profitable job?(i'm kidding).

  3. joemcc says – reply to this


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    I'd smoke a bowl with her!

  4. NTV/NAT says – reply to this


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    lmfao aaaaaaaaaaaaawww… you're so mean to the roly-poly homely poor thing. :-p

  5. Nano7 says – reply to this


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    perez i know you didnt find this post….but whoever did….that is awesome!!! very clever. it totally looks like her hhahhahahahahhaahahahaha.

  6. Jamie says – reply to this


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    OMG!!!! xD Who drew that sketch of Potato-head?

    Thanks, Perez (Mario)!!! You've made my day.

  7. puppies are soft! says – reply to this


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    Re: KMONEY – LOL…you're FUNNY…I honestly believe that if Bruce, Demi or Ashton had their way, they'd go back in time and ABORT fugly "Rumor"…that kinda ugly can't be fixed!…think of all the guilt and shame she must have knowing that she ruins every family picture, is a complete and utter failure and disgrace…that nasty beast Rumor must be on some major hallucinatory drugs to cope with her fugness! :)

  8. sal says – reply to this


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    haha it so does! LOL

  9. Isabelle says – reply to this


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    This is sooooooooooooo hillarious… love it… just LOVE it hehe

  10. katiee says – reply to this


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    hahaha

  11. penelope says – reply to this


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    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! oh my goodness thanks perez for the good laugh! WTF!

  12. puppies are soft! says – reply to this


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    Re: KMONEY – LOL…you're FUNNY…I honestly believe that if Bruce, Demi or Ashton had their way, they'd go back in time and ABORT fugly "Rumor"…that kinda ugly can't be fixed!…think of all the guilt and shame she must have knowing that she ruins every family picture, is a complete and utter failure and disgrace…that nasty beast Rumor must be on some major hallucinatory drugs to cope with her fugness!

  13. x says – reply to this


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    Holy SHITE that is SPOT ON

  14. Diana says – reply to this


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    omg…im laughing so hard right now!!!!!! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

  15. SO FUNNY! says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAH Thanks for the laugh Perez, this shit is hilarious!

  16. nikki says – reply to this


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    OMG…this is tooo funny

  17. wow says – reply to this


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    hahahahaha. that so sucks for her.

  18. Revenge says – reply to this


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    Anthony C. Mercuri Jr.

  19. Theresa says – reply to this


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    Seriously, hardly ever find Perez funny at all but this shit damn near had me choking on my lunch!! That Perez, was f-ing funny as hell!! My tummy hurts from laughing!! Was having a icky day but you just made it all better. Thank You.

  20. carina says – reply to this


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    LOL!!!!
    hilarious!!!

  21. halibabe says – reply to this


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    LOL!! thatttss ssooo potatoe head!!! ewwww soo gross but tooo funnyy!!!!

  22. ~*pattycakes*~ says – reply to this


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    POTATO HEAD!!! LOL OMG is she trying to get famous anyway she can?

  23. LeeLeeLee says – reply to this


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    LMFAO that's mean but sadly true lol

  24. whatwhatwhat says – reply to this


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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This shit's funny as hell lol lol lol lol lol.

  25. tash says – reply to this


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    HAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That looks just like her! arrest her ass!

  26. Ellie says – reply to this


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    OMG!! Rumer's twin :O

  27. phil says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHA that made my day!

  28. paula says – reply to this


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    hahahah she probably did rob the place cause she can't get a JOB of her own LOL….

  29. jess says – reply to this


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    i was laughing so much lol

  30. Mrs Potatohead says – reply to this


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    Ha- funny post Perez you actually made me laugh with this one. But you are still a fat ass. OH you got your shit handed to you on FREE RADIO on VH1. He made mucho fun of your ass and you looked TOO annoyed. It was great.

  31. Bonghitter says – reply to this


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    RALMFAO!!!

  32. vALerIE says – reply to this


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    PEREZ YOU ARE CRAZY! THATS WHY I LOVE YOU, YOU DONT GIVE AN F ON WHAT PPL THINK! LOL

  33. cat says – reply to this


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    omg!!! hilarious! it IS her!!!

  34. mare says – reply to this


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    Perez,

    have you ever met Demi or Bruce. I am dying to know or see a picture of them meeting you??????????????????

  35. bunny says – reply to this


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    that is hysterical. Go Sox

  36. Allison says – reply to this


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    Ah hahah, ok so I see the likeness. So effin funny. But Rumer isnt ugly or bad. Whats the deal why do people hate her so much.

  37. giginy says – reply to this


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    LMAO!!!!! LOOKS JUST LIKE HER!!!

  38. ManaPonj says – reply to this


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    OMGGG HAHAHAHAHA

    it looks JUST like her!!!!!

  39. tara says – reply to this


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    wow. it does look like her. is it?

  40. Dana says – reply to this


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    Hilar!

  41. josef says – reply to this


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    what are u thinking you are takeing the piss of this girl, do you have a mirror,no wonder you have to reflect bad things with your looks even plastic surgery wouldnt help, you are fat, you are ugly pig, and you hairstyle its nothing but tasteless (not even cool)think about it.
    and you are also a bad example for the gay comunity shame on you
    and one day everything gonna come back to you ;-)

  42. ri says – reply to this


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    Perez, you are too damn funny!!!!! I love it.

  43. Ann says – reply to this


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    Ha ha ha!!! I wanna pee now!

  44. bettypoopoo says – reply to this


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    POTATO HEAD! SO UGLYYY

  45. Mary says – reply to this


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    Wow, I just about died laughing from this.

  46. astrid says – reply to this


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    hahahahahah LMFAO!!!! luv ya!

  47. katiee says – reply to this


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    haha

  48. rumerhater says – reply to this


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    OMG!!!! thats so fucking funny!!!!! hahahahahhaha

  49. Alicia says – reply to this


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    Sad about the robbery (especially since I live near there), but the resemblence is uncanny and made my day. Plus I never thought I'd see anything about my hometown on this site.

  50. Dianna says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  51. yuckyuck says – reply to this


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    Actually Perez I thought it looks like you without hair and makeup fat ass little thumb dick bitch.

  52. Penelope says – reply to this


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    Perez, this is just mean. You could really hurt this girl or give her a complex. She hasn't committed crimes that any other teenager her age with her resources wouldn't. I think your attacks are really about what you think of her character, not her looks. She has a strong face, in a good way. Please lay off this. She doesn't deserve it like some of your targets arguably do.

  53. Girl from Oz says – reply to this


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    Haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa,, oh Perez you make me laugh,,,I nearly spat my coffee out all over the computer LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  54. jj says – reply to this


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    bitch totally did it.
    wouldn't that be a great publicity stunt!?

  55. tara26 says – reply to this


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    PEREZ! I ALMOST CHOKED WHILE EATING! LMAO!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

  56. vain says – reply to this


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    lmao u are so mean

  57. po says – reply to this


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    LOLOLOL its been a while sinc eyou made me lol. thanks

  58. Gabby says – reply to this


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    Perez eres lo maximo!! Soy adicta a tu pagina.

  59. rita says – reply to this


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    lmao!

  60. LAUREN says – reply to this


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    HAHAHA

  61. TALULLAH BELLE says – reply to this


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    OMG Perez, your right!

  62. LMAO says – reply to this


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    I LAUGHED OUT LOUD! FUNNY. LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THIS WEBSITE.. LOLOLOLOLLOL.

  63. Yankee Suck says – reply to this


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    LMAO!!! Oh My GOD, that looks just like her. I live in Boston and I didn't put it together until now, you are a freaking genius!

  64. BiteMeLargely! says – reply to this


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    Perez, someone as FUGLY as you are, shouldn't be casting stones. Lemme ask this "DO YOU OWN A FRICKIN MIRROR" She is just a kid and even if she doesn't measure up to your "FAT ASS" standards doesn't mean u should continue to bash her daily. You must have been bullied allot when you were a little prick, I mean tike. And now you think it's your turn to pick on kids younger than you. May the curse of a thousand FAT UGLY kids be upon you. Oh wait… YOUR BIG FAT GAY ASS. Like that's gonna happen. LMAO

  65. dev says – reply to this


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    Yeah it does! She pains me.

  66. Verodemort says – reply to this


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    lmao!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    omg, i think i pee'd my pants a little.

    poor rumer… i always think perezito is being mean but i STILL laugh at her.

  67. les UK says – reply to this


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    That is very funny !!!

  68. JACQUELINE LOVES PEREZITO says – reply to this


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    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO hahaha she's butt

  69. Fun. says – reply to this


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    hahahahahahahaha that's great

  70. lola says – reply to this


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    OH MY GOD IT DOES! That's hilarious! Good one, Perez!

  71. britt says – reply to this


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    LMAO!!

  72. Rachel says – reply to this


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    Looks about as much like YOU as it does Ms Willis! What's your beef anyways?

  73. me says – reply to this


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    hahahhahahahha
    i fucking lol when i saw this

  74. aaa says – reply to this


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    Hahah i knew it… before reading the comment i was like, oh wow that looks like rumer…or whatever her name is

  75. John Paulus says – reply to this


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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :lol:

  76. John Paulus says – reply to this


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    lol! hahahahahahahahahahah! :lol:

  77. Loves it says – reply to this


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    ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG I laughed soo hard at this post! LMAOOOOO

  78. John Paulus says – reply to this


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    That looks just like a sketch of Rumer. :lol:

  79. John Paulus says – reply to this


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    hahahahahaha! That looks just like her.

  80. M says – reply to this


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    Ja ja ja that's the funniest thing ever. You make my day less miserable : )

  81. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Looks like a homo and a dyke. Made for each odther. What would they do to each other in bed?

  82. mimi says – reply to this


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    LOL..that's soo funny!!!
    haha and he totally looks like her :lol:

  83. SuperDutyDave says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! that made my day

  84. sasha says – reply to this


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    LMFAO OMG THAT SOOO LOOKS LIKE HER!

  85. gladitas says – reply to this


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    I am totally cracking up right now. Just what I needed, really. I'm feeling like shit tonight after getting the sickness that my husband had all last week. This was hilarious!!!! Thank you Perez.

  86. perezforperezzie says – reply to this


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    LoL, so bitchy but brill. Laughing so hard my clit just flowered a peacock.

  87. FUNNY!!!!! says – reply to this


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    The fugly hat even matches!
    However, I don't think Rumor's chin is that SMALL!!

  88. tiffiesaysrelax says – reply to this


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    haha I live in boston… I'll def remember that face now if I see it…bruce/demi would be proud

  89. hey says – reply to this


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    omg it IS her !

  90. KML says – reply to this


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    Ahahahahaha… hahahaha… hahahaha… Too Fucking Funny!!!!!! It TOTALLY looks like Rumer!

  91. FriscoFran says – reply to this


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    LMFAO! That's fantastic. You made my afternoon!

  92. Jennifer says – reply to this


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    Rumer Willis… or David Arquette. Hmmmmm…

  93. Giggles says – reply to this


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    Thanks man, I really needed that laugh! :p

  94. Whatever says – reply to this


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    That made me laugh out load! And I SO needed that! Cheers Perez!

  95. divintage says – reply to this


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    hahahaha U made my day Perez hahahaha
    thats true lmao

  96. PAMELA says – reply to this


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  97. Sophie says – reply to this


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    oh hell no!
    This cracked me up

  98. MontrealBoy says – reply to this


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    Yes!! It's an exact match! Lock her up!!

  99. Kaimosae says – reply to this


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    Okay, THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!!! TO GOOD!!!!!!!!

  100. 10min laugh says – reply to this


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    This is hysterical. HILARIOUS and TRUE. I laughed my ass off

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