Perez Hilton: Rumer Is Wanted!

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Rumer Is Wanted!

Filed under: Rumer Willis

Police in Boston have released this sketch of two robbers that have hit up local residents.

The one on the right looks suspiciously a lot like Rumerilla!

Posted: March 3, 2008 at 4:19 pm

278 comments to “Rumer Is Wanted!”

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G says – reply to this

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HA HA HA HA HA you're sooooo fuckin' mean Perez… poor rich little Rumer.
ro says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA! That was actually funny. Thanks And what's that thing on her cheek. A microphone? Does she sing while she thieves? She does have talent.
IlovePerez says – reply to this

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HAHAHA woow holy shit it is Rumer Willis the chunky version =] thanks perez ur amazing!
JILL says – reply to this

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Is there a reward???? I can't stop laughing, this has to be the best one yet Perez!!!
Paula says – reply to this

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LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eliteeliza says – reply to this

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hahaha…good one PeReZzLe!!!
amanda says – reply to this

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LOL, so true!
shell says – reply to this

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hahahahahahahahaha omg amazing
NN says – reply to this

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That's all very well and goo, but what is she doing with Matthew McConaughey?
squireman says – reply to this

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Bruce Willis is gonna get you someday for trashing poor Rumer.
mikaela says – reply to this

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funniest thing ive seen in ages! lol thanks perez for that
kathy says – reply to this

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Ahaha!!LMFAO
Foxy says – reply to this

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thats good stuff!!
MG says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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THIS IS REALLY REACHING!!!! JUST FOR A NEGATIVE POST TRASHING RUMER?
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I'LL GIVE YOU THIS. IT TAKES BALLS!!!!!!!
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I FOR ONE WOULD NOT WANT TO CALL HER POTATO HEAD AND RISK THE POSSIBILITY OF RUNNING INTO BRUCE WILLIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OH HELL TO THE FUCKING NO!!! I WOULD MAKE A MESS IN MY PANTS IF I RAN INTO THAT MAN AFTER TRASHING HIS DAUGHER.
KIRIS says – reply to this

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. FUNNY SHIT
Aggy O says – reply to this

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L O L!!!!! 2 funny!!!! i seriously, truly love u Perez!!! hahahahahahha…..so funny!!! absolutely love u!!!
Sean says – reply to this

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LOL love it! Made my day thanks Perez xo
Debbie28 says – reply to this

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God that is funny. It actually does look like her!
Trev says – reply to this

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LMFAO, best post EVER!!!

Thanks for the great laughs, Perez!
Rumer "THE CHIN" Willis says – reply to this

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Rumor looks like a big-chinned ganster. Funny one!
eLROD says – reply to this

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Best post evah! And that's saying alot.
Janet says – reply to this

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OMG cubanito..que fucking funny!!
kristen says – reply to this

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that chin sure looks familiar…
kathy says – reply to this

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thanks perez, i was having a bad night and you totally just cheered me up!
katie says – reply to this

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totally looks like her! what's she doing? puling a winona?
lela says – reply to this

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LMAO!! Seriously funny!
Mother of 3 says – reply to this

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Why is it funny to make fun of a young persons appearance? SHAME ON EVERYONE INVOLVED in FURTHERING SUCH MEANNESS. This young woman is a human being who happened to be born to famous people. Period! It hurts terribly to be called the unatractive sibling, (or in your case celebuspawn) repeatedly by anyone but on your website where people join in it feels like bullying. Leave children OUT OF YOUR WEBSITE. They are too young and regardless of what you feel or think, she is still a human being. You are perpetuating meanness towards children because when you speak ill of this young woman you are hurting her family too. Please stop for the sake of humanity. All children should be safe from the types of attacks your site thrives on. Can't you stick to adults and make your money? PLEASE LEAVE HER AND ALL CHILDREN ALONE, PLEASE??? What would it take, Her committing suicide? Please have a heart and leave the girl alone. PLEASE.
HEY SLUTS says – reply to this

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OMG…FUCKEN AWESOME
Chelsea says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG it really does, and why would it not surprise me if it were true hahahahahaha
gomofire says – reply to this

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That's fuckin hilarious!!! U rock..
Katie says – reply to this

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That is so fucking HILARIOUS!!!!!!! Brizziliant!
ass says – reply to this

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You're a fucking idiot Perez.
dina says – reply to this

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HAHAHA says – reply to this

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HAHAHA THATS SO FUCKED UP PEREZ !
FUNNIEST THING
CJOYLD says – reply to this

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LOLOLOLOL :]
alex says – reply to this

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hilarious
shoelace says – reply to this

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lollollollollollollollol XD
eMInem says – reply to this

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That is so funny, it really does look like her.
Ewwww………….i feel bad for the poor fella.
puppies are soft! says – reply to this

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Re: Mother of 3 – OMG…BAD MOMMY!!!…you must have 3 fucking ugly kids!
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R u upset and jealous that your fugly bunch aren't being given a public bashing…kids as ugly as "Rumer & her Tumor" should be made an example of…she's a hot fucking mess and it's great entertainment…how could you not agree?
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BAD MOMMY!
giggedy says – reply to this

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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

omg that's gotta be her
Emma T zoid says – reply to this

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Mr potatohead strikes again.
Someone says – reply to this

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Why the fuck you have against Rummer?
She is a pretty girl, and she also got kind of charm you can't see, dumb idiots.

You like only silicon and botox chickens.

Morons
SallyMae says – reply to this

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HAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH!a
Matty P says – reply to this

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LOL. This shit cracks me up on the inside! Love it!! PS Love u in Oz! =)
Dancegirl says – reply to this

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ROTFLMAO!!!
LAURA says – reply to this

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JAJAJAJAJAJ!!!! pues sí es cierto!! un besito, Perez.
Miss Mezza says – reply to this

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CLASSIC!!!!!!! Pretzel, you've done it again.
Erin says – reply to this

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Funny!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

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This made the Boston Herald this morning haha…
http://bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view.bg?articleid=1077559&srvc=home&position=6
Jenni says – reply to this

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TOO FUNNY!! That made me laugh out loud!!! Love it.
brooke * says – reply to this

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haha very clever perez. that girl is beyond fug.
Heather says – reply to this

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OMG Perez I laughed til I cried! It really looks like her! LOL!!!!!
kkc says – reply to this

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OMG HAHAHAHAH! Another reason I SHOULD NOT BE ON THE INTERNET DURING WORK@! I'm going to get fired from all this laughing!
NY says – reply to this

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OMG PEREZ U ARE HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
renee says – reply to this

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haha and the other guy looks like orlando bloom from the unlikely friends post perez did. see the last post perez did on rumer. theyre partners in crime…
Esisme says – reply to this

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lol!!!
SUSPICIOUSSSS
Lenna says – reply to this

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Re: larray – LMFAOOOO!!!!!! that's totally trueee!!!!!! hahahaha

OMG, I can't stop laughing!

ROTFL…
becky says – reply to this

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ROFL
janine says – reply to this

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hhahhaha lol
Tzara says – reply to this

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No manches, es idéntica esa cara de papa!
MARESA says – reply to this

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WOW! Seriously!! Hahahaaa.
jujrolika. says – reply to this

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ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!
romeo oh romeo says – reply to this

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OMG NFW! TOOO F'N FUNNY!
Bea says – reply to this

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hahahaha! evil one you! lol
me! says – reply to this

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who?!
donnaocchineri says – reply to this

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Now, you MUST MUST MUST do a Separated at Birth with those two pictures……please!?!?!?!?!?!?
Camilla says – reply to this

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lmao omg that is sooo true!

love ya Perez!!
Emma says – reply to this

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS ONE
Shawn says – reply to this

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LMFAO - F-ing hilarious!
Genevieve says – reply to this

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Perez you are a gift from God…you made me laugh soo much over this…thanks for bringing a smile to my face
Alicia says – reply to this

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I would really like to know what Rumer Willis ever did to deserve so much hatred from you. This is definitely personal. Spill the beans bitch!
ASDASDASD says – reply to this

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SHE'S BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU
SHE'S BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU
SHE'S BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU
SHE'S BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU
SHE'S BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU
melinda says – reply to this

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LOL! Most unfortunate.
Stela says – reply to this

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Perezito that was fucking hillarious.
neo-d says – reply to this

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Rumer is a man.
Brittney says – reply to this

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Blaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
kate says – reply to this

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holy shit it's orlando and rumer.

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