Drunk In The Morning!!!
Filed under: Ashlee Simpson
Asslee Simpson appeared on Hot 99.5's Kane in the morning radio show today and she was STILL drizunk.
Sloshed off her head!
Ass just got a tattoo last night. A flower. She could barely talk about it cuz she was slurring her words and shiz.
She couldn't even remember the lyrics to her new single. That's a shocker. NOT!
Click here to listen to part 1 of the interview. And click here to listen to part 2.
Hilarious!
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Posted: March 4, 2008 at 10:30 am
LAST BITCHES !!! HAHAHA ASHLEE LOOKS SOOOO MUCH PRETTIER NOW SHES GOT RID OF THAT HUGE NOSE. MAYBE SHE CAN GET HER SISTER TO SORT OUT HER BUM CHIN.
I dont think she sounds that bad?
But i do love her new song. Lol.
weird…i wonder if petey gets sloshy with her. cuz back in the day when FOB was a good band, the whole band was straight-edge….hmmmm
Perez shes not pissed common thats a bit harsh
Its amazing how quickly the PR Parade came in. Maybe Ms.Simpson/Wentz is a fan of our darling Mr.Perez?? She just doesnt like the comments being about her…maybe that new tattoo will help her bf feel they have enough in common to get hitched?!?
And arent they always "over tired" just before they go into rehab??
maybe she is high, not drunk!
She is NOT drunk. I hate false advertising!
I love sammy & sarah on the show but Kane is a tad on the annoying side.
haha. her laugh got on my last nerves. I definately knew she was intoxicated when she was just mumbling the lyrics to her song.
She doesn't sound like she is slurring her words to me.
She is, however, incredibly BORING!!!!!!!!!
That dress is so very flattering to her breasts. Barf.
God, I HATE the way she talks!!!!! And that fake, coy giggle. (She can't even pronounce "peony!")
I stab her in her eyes!!
She has a big nose
Re: SR – EXACTLY!!!!
But kudos to Asslee for coming out on the radio! Her girlfriend sure is cute in that little striped t-shirt. (But she could use a shave).
SHE SOUNDS LIKE THE BLONDE GIRL FROM SCARY MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i luv ha song but im not sure wats evrybdy so madd about shes human just like evrybdy else…..shit some people just need 2 shut dii fuk up!!!!
HUH?? I didn't hear what you heard…she sounded giddy, but fine to me. Didn't slur words, just laughed a lot.
She was fucked off her Goddamn head..how can some people say she wasnt??Thats exactly how i sound when im wasted!!!She's a dick, and a rich dick at that..!!
If any of you think that is drunk, you really have never partied!!
That radio station sucks. It is not suprising at all that a no talent drunk would be appearing on that station. I am guessing about 4 people heard her this morning.
she doesnt sound drunk… just a little raspy… like its been a long night
she sounds fine. ashlees just giggily. leave her alone
drunken cokehead and a fool as well,
add no talent
and you got a big loser with a plastic face.
She doesn't sound drunk she just sounds as dumb as she always does.
she doesn't sound drunk. quit exagerating please. it's pathetic.
she´s totaly drunk!
stupid bitch.
dont-get-drunk-on-3work
That was 10 min. of my life that I will never get back. She didn't sound drunk. The dj sucked..he was so annoying and if I was DJ Poet I would have kicked their asses for calling me DJ Bullet every 5 sec. I still love Perez! xoxo
I refuse to listen to Kane's show. Bring back Mark and Kris! Kane is such a douchebag…
Oh my goodness, i was listening to it on my way to work this morning, and I thought she was seriously drunk. Tired my ass
good lord that was an annoying laugh! and what music is she talking about? i haven't heard a new song from her goofy ass since she recorded "pisses" of me.
Sounds like she's been hammering the coke for a while before that interview.
ASHLEY'S SO NOT DRUNK! SHE'S IS TALKING PERFECTLY FINE.
shes stoned. . .
and
annoying
luv ash!! she's so pretty & has an awesome voice!!
No way is she drunk……………. She's fine……………just fine!!!
She's definitely not drunk or high. She's just havin fun. Leave the girl alone. She's got a great album coming out!
She's obviously not drunk . . . I was expecting to listen to this & hear crazy amounts of slurring & foolishness. This was a waste of fucking time. Good job trying to turn something stupid into something newsworthy by making up ridiculous lies.
OK SHE DOESNT SOUND DRUNK, SHE SOUNDS FINE, SHE JUST HAS THE MOST FUCKING ANNOYING SLUTTY LAUGH IM LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.
when will these fools learn-
being drunk is a major turn OFF
yawn. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Sounds like that's just her normal dopey self to me.
she doesn't sound drunk to me…. come on perez, don't just make it up
this girl has been a toolie mess since day one… only thing she had going for her was her natural beauty which she chopped and shaved off… WHAT A TOOL.
she is not drunk. no slurs, either.
How annoying is her laugh?!
omg quit being drama queens. she sounds fine. It was early, a lot of people sound like that in the morning. This Perez shit is getting stupid really fast
NOT 99.5 sux anyways, hey all you DJ's out there, watch your stuff, they have sammy scanning all the radio websites to take YOUR ideas and use them for their own and say they came up with it themselves. Kane's a fat loser who needs to back to Tampa. Thats why Bobby Brown ditched this station because Kane is a loser. Hey Sammy when you gonna lay that egg because your laugh sounds like a chicken on crack.
I agree….]
Perez, she sounds FINE, you hater! She doesn't sound drunk or high.
she might be high but she sounds fine…
not drunk..def. not
she sounded like that on dreX in the morning in chicago..
she just sounds silly..maybe from the tattoo
we all know daddy prob wants to kill her for it..
she might be in shock..since shes so "impulsive"
She doesn't sound drunk at all.
She just sounds like the dumb
wanna-be-punk airhead that she is.
Ashlee was a good fit for this show. the show sucks and so does she. Kane is the worst DJ EVER. He's a total asshole. Sarah is stupid slut that dates old men and doesn't have any common sense. Sammy is a stupid emo kid that tries to deny he is gay. Ugh I hate them all. DC would be a better place without them!
Why the hell was she laughing like that? She sounded like an idiot.
She doesn't sound drunk to me at all!
i got to first hand watch this interview and meet with her after it and she was obviously NOT intoxicated. once you people start traveling across the country and waking up at 7 in the morning and try to please everyone then maybe you can complain. she was so sweet and fun to meet even if she was a little tired. there was nothing 'abnormal' about her that morning.
She doesn't sound drunk to me. She doesn't even sound hungover. She could be high though, who knows.
her boobs are sagging more than her eyelides. she needs to put on a bra.
she is sooo boring.. her way of speaking seems made up, is that the natural way she talks?? sounds so blah.. she tries to sound sexy with the husky voice but not doing a good job about it.
perez, she is not drunk, she is just being herself, being an airhead.
Umm. She always sounds like that, that slightly stoner laugh, ya thats typical. I heard her on our local KISS morning show, Kidd Kraddick not too long ago & she sounded the same.
SHE dOESN'T SOUNd dRUNK, SHE'S ON SOMETHiNG..dEF. NOT ALCOHOL.
thats how i laugh when im baked ahahaha
SHES HIGH!!!!!!
all i gotta say is R O F L!
funny stuff.
i think shes a beautiful girl that people are jealous of……
youre retarded. she's not drunk. quit judging happy funny people. laughing is normal. why you so jealllousss?
eat a dick, too.
Maybe she's high… but who really cares man. She's not hurting anyone or anything. You people need to chill…
She doesn't sound drunk … just as vapid as usual. The thought that somewhere a young woman is looking up to her for some unknown reason makes me want to puke.
Jesus!!!
Her boobs are in her belllyyy!
Sup with THAT! ?
Re: trouble – SO TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
It's not like you can believe anything she says. Wasn't she drunk at McDonald's a few years ago? And then, she lied about lip synching on SNL, she doesn't write her own sonIgs, she lied about her plastic surgery. She has a history of being a horrible liar. 'm just saying… And one freakin' ding bat. Her music is crap. And a promise ring?? What is she like 12. So full of crap!!
that is how she acts. every interview she does she acts like an idiot or maybe she is an idiot & it isn't an act. it is like she is trying to be cool & cute. she needs to stop the giggling. she also acts really coy. it is like she won't answer a question because she tries to be private because she thinks thats what celebs are supposed to do/say. be yourself biatch. i really want to like ash as she doesn't seem like a bad person & i like her new style. however, she is kind of a poser.
It sounds like pot-induced slowness….drunk is different.
Wow. Big deal, she giggles. Far from meaning she's drunk… especially when she wasn't even slurring during her non-giggling sentences. I've grown up around a lot of drunks, and she just sounds like a young, silly, embarrassed girl to me. Y'all are mean.
ok…..i hate her shes such a thickooo!!!
Give the girl a break, it's 6 in the morning who sounds good that early, and dont be hating on her
You have GOT to get rid of that X-Box ad… it's the most annoying thing in the world.
DOESNT SOUND DRUNK JUST REALLY BAD INTERVIEWING AND I HAVE THE RADIOS SIDE
WTF WAS INAPPROPRIATE ABOUT THE INTERVIEW??? NOTHING
ITS SUCH A PLAY IT SAFE CHANNEL ANYWAY. SHE SUCKS
OK hot 99.5 talks alot of BS…thats what keeps people listening….I heard the whole show, and NO I didnt think for a second she was drunk, WTF. From the sounds of it she was rushed into the hot seat…and lets be real which one of us jumps right into our work, the second we arrive to work? We have time to wind down, and start at our leasure… So really Ashlee is a person too why would it be any different for her?… I think she was very professional about shyt, very cute in her responses and very real over all…gigglin and all….she did stumble over her words when she was trying to tell us the lyrics of her song that she likes…..and she really in my mind was just reviewing them in her mind out loud…BIG WHOOP. Maybe she was nervous? who knows…but why the fk do people gotta make a big deal outta nothing?..really. I went to see her in MARYLAND the same day, got a cd signed and all..and she was so sweet….and obviously NOT DRUNK…. sheesh…and shyt even if she was who cares shes old enough..lol LET HER BE…ASHLEE NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR YOU HONEY BUNN, THANKS FOR MY BDAY WISHES!
XoXo,
LaDe
She doesn't sound drunk, she sounds like her normal moronic self. Pete Wentz is really lucky to have a half-wit like that on his arm. She was just as retarded on Jimmy Kimmel with the fucking stupid breathy laugh. She needs to go away.
I wanna hear her interview on the XM channel after the first one .. does anyone have that??
Cant stand her!
You cant be a prepubescent scenester your entire life.
He's looking quite cute here.
why are people so mean about ashley? in comparison to all the other girls her age in the hollywood eye shes doing gReAt. i dont think she was drunk- personally i dont care. i just dont get why everyones cutting her down? yes everyone is entitled to their own opinion but im wondering where people are getting all these negative opinions about her? what am i missing here people?!
been there/done that! oh maybe not? oops not on the radio or famous…my bad
maybe it was her "acid reflux" acting up again……..
She def doesnt sound like she is inebriated to me!!! Just sounded like she really didnt care to be there and wanted to hurry up and get it over with!!
wow shes plastered!
omg!! i still love her.
what a fucking slut. i should be dating pete not that hardcore wanna be. getta life asslee!!!