She's Got A Magic Cooter!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Kate Beckinsale
Actress Kate Beckinsale doesn't think her eyes, legs, or even her breasts are her best features. Her best feature, according to Kate, is between her legs!!! And guess what, she even has a special name for it.
Kate, who apparently has been told her coochie is "spectacular" likes to calls her vajayjay the "Pharaoh's Tomb"!!!
We couldn't even make that up!
Beckinsale says, "My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I'm told it is spectacular. But you can't really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?"
And to quiet down any "slutty" rumors this might arise, Kate is adamant about the fact that she's not a slut.
She continues, "I was called a slut when I split up with Michael [Sheen] and began seeing Len [Wiseman], but I've only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb!"
Please, bitch, your tomb has probably had several expeditions.
And a recent renovation as well!
[Image via WENN.]
when i think of a pharaoh's tomb — i think sand and dried up. SMH
Any women that has to defend herself saying: That she's not a slut,
once was, or still is…
PS - We all have one between our legs honey.
Dirty Whore.
So what, 3 people have seen it and said it's "spectacular" (who even uses the word) and then it somehow applies to everyone? Please bitch, they were probably refering to it having some kind of nasty curse or something… Pharaohs Tomb, yeah… as in "filled with dust and dry corpses"!
She is hands down the skankiest person in Hollywood and a world class hypocrite to boot. Didn't she dress up like a hooker to go trick or treating with her daughter, then talk about how she and her daughter like to point out bad plastic surgery and botox to each other? Does she have any values or any common sense at all? And her privates are spectacular compared to what? Her friends' privates? Her family members'? Or the ones she and her husband (whom she stole from another woman) see on their nightly porno binges?
There is nothing special about her or her coochie. She is really not that famous. Just another skank in Hollywood.
She is yoummy. My dream is to see her best feature……
her daughter went to my school in montreal for a few months and there was a parent relay and kate beckinsale came!!!
How full of oneself does someone have to be to say something like that? For the love, seriously…who says that? Who cares about this no talent, only good for her looks, chick anyways…pharoah's tomb…sad.
i've been told that many times but i would'nt announce it to the whole entire world. what an ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOES SHE REALIZE THAT SHE MADE A COMPLETE FOOL OF HERSELF BY SAYING THIS??? IT'S PRETTY BAD WHEN YOU HAVE TO SHOUT THAT TO THE WORLD TO GET ATTENTION.
is hers magic like mine?
She saying her private is The King of Ancient Egypt?
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That's sexy !
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I think she only got the ancient part right.
wait, so shes had only like three boyfriends but a handful of people have seen into the pharaohs tomb.. bitch sleeps with every boyfriend shes had PLUS more she really is a slut
Please dont use my name without my permission.
Sincerely, cooter
Re: not telling –
WOW! that is soo cool i wish i went to that school!
thats one old box, slut
WHY is there such a vagina stigma? Ladies, our bodies are NOTHING to be ashamed of! There's nothing wrong with talking about your female anatomy; it does exist. And there's certainly nothing wrong with having sex. You people dogging her must be very miserable and have sad, pathetic sex lives. Why is it so trendy to attack a woman for being sexually autonomous?
Oh Please Perez - NOT EVERY HOT CHICK IS A SLUT! …mostly the ugly ones are!
does anyone else think she looks just like alanis moreupset??
Poor Perez..He will never be this beautiful and a lot more people have been in his stinky tomb.
A tomb? That does not sound good, kind of dirty and scary!!
Oh Perez if anyone criticizes you because of your comments, don't believe it. We love to read what we all think and you dare to say so. Love YOU!!!
YECH!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HER NASTY PLACES! I'M ATTRACTED TO GUY'S MUSCLES AND THEIR TIGHT ROUND BUBBLE BUTTS AND I WAS BORN THIS WAY. I'M IN A MOOD TODAY SO FUCK OFF BIBLE BEATERS …..STICK IT IN YOUR BAD PLACE
HOW COME GAY WOMEN ON THIS SITE DON'T GET GRAPHIC LIKE US GUYS DO? ME AND THE GUYS ON THIS SITE GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT WHAT WE WANT TO DO TO PRINCE HARRY AND MARIO BUT THE GIRLS…..I GUESS GIRLS ARE NICER….WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THIS HO WHO THINKS HER HOLE IS SOME KIND OF MAGIC LEPRECAUN PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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TEE HOLLER!……………VOTE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HOW COME GAY WOMEN ON THIS SITE DON'T GET GRAPHIC LIKE US GUYS DO? ME AND THE GUYS ON THIS SITE GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT WHAT WE WANT TO DO TO PRINCE HARRY AND MARIO BUT THE GIRLS…..I GUESS GIRLS ARE NICER….WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THIS HO WHO THINKS HER HOLE IS SOME KIND OF MAGIC LEPRECAUN PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TEE HOLLER!……………VOTE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What makes a vagina "SPECTACULAR"? Does it look spectacular? Well, I could go on, but my mind is a curious place to play in and I'm getting horny thinking about it…guess I'm BI.
"Please, bitch, your tomb has probably had several expeditions."
HAHA Perez you are golden!
wow what a whore. so unclassy
My Gosh she is beautiful. It's hard to imagine she is a Brit Limey. I would love to see her vagina, I bet its pretty. whoo-yaa!
Oh P-nasty… this chick has been turned out like the slut that she is… even a fake british accent can't cover that fact
If only 3 guys have seen this just-can't-act actress's skanky-ass snatch, what makes her hairy-end-of-a-gut so pharaoanically glorious. Is the path to her chamber painted with frescoes? Is the size of her ladyhole comparable to the pyramids? The latter I suspect. Gag—Vomit. WHAT AN ABSURD CLAIM TO FAME.
Or does the gaping gash just wreak of old dusty rotting mummy flesh…???!!!
Perez, that is the funniest shit I've ever heard! You kill me!
'pharoah's tomb' is NOT what every sailor who's known kate the biblical way called kate's ever-ready cooter. they'll tell you it was, is and will always be affectionately nicknamed — 'anchovy alley.' muff said, lady — douche that damn thing once in a while, will ya?!
Yumm, I would rob that tomb like a motherfucker.
Please, bitch, your tomb has probably had several expeditions.
And a recent renovation as well!
LOL..Perez you are so wrong and I love you
interesting…I wonder why it is an egyptian…even an egyptian male???
and some camel piss
sounds like a desperate attempt to bring attention to her "Pharoah's Tomb"or whatever she called it. let's face it, we all have something spectacular between our legs, it doesn't really tak etoo much talent to satisfy a man in bed… sorry perez, but you know it's true. and who has only ever had sex with 3 people, she must not be that fab…
this BITCH is TACKY!!
what a stupid think to say! Men will always tell women, "oh..you feel so good baby…I love your kitty its [insert adjective here] " AND spectacular??…well, that must be a man who tells women so much their vagine is great that he chooses to mix it up a bit and use different adjectives…KATE they say that and other nonsense to make you happy and want to hand it to them. MEN ARE SCROUNDELS>>>haha…jk
YES I said SCROUNDELS… i get excited and forget basic grammar-ok, anywho…who gives a shit-the point is that this women is so pathetic as to say this and to top it off she says she is not a slut! ITS A self fulling prophecy!! Here you are trying to get men to say, "…hmmm…im really curious now-her vagine is said to be delicious" and then she says oh for the record I'm not a slut bag…i have slept with a HANDFUL of men??? ARE we suppose to say, "OHHHH….never mind, I was jumping to conclusions, she is delicious and she has good morals-" AGAIN, what a pathetic thing to say.
YES I said SCROUNDELS… i get excited and forget basic grammar-ok, anywho…who gives a shit-the point is that this women is so pathetic as to say this and to top it off she says she is not a slut! ITS A self fulling prophecy!! Here you are trying to get men to say, "…hmmm…im really curious now-her vagine is said to be delicious" and then she says oh for the record I'm not a slut bag…i have slept with a HANDFUL of men??? ARE we suppose to say, "OHHHH….never mind, I was jumping to conclusions, she is delicious and she has good morals-" AGAIN, what a pathetic thing to say.
If you're a hmmm *bitch*…it doesn't mean that all women are!!!
Hahahahaaaaaa you're so funny.
MARIAVAGINA is a FAT BITCH!!!!!!! She hooked up with her brother when she was a teen. NASTY NASTY NASTY!!!!
Re: Shamrock – Uh… Are you new? Everyone attacks everyone here. Do that red carpet cooch scootchin boogie Kate! I can just picture her labia lips walking down the carpet…..
Perez you idiot, didn't you read the magazine? She was NOT talking about her cooter. You're so lame. She was joking about her intellect, using a sexual inuendo.
OK, this one's debuting at number one on the chart on my "TMI Hit Parade." Why would anyone SAY something like that? Good grief.
That's just…gross; truly.
Even Perez would laugh http://crazyforhillary.com/
Shut up, Perez. What business do you have to assume she's dated or even been with a lot of men? Not everyone's a whore like you… If anyone would touch you.
The skank probably had to fuck so much to get the D list roles she gets, that she thinks she's Cleopatra with meat curtains to the floor like Joan Rivers. She could play classier roles, but she's too low end….
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA, YOU PEOPLE PROBABLY HAVE UGLY VAGINAS AND HATE YOURS THAT WHY YOU'RE TALKING CRAP, GET OVER IT SOME PEOPLE HAVE NICE LOOKIN "V" AND ARE PROUD TO TALK ABOUT IT. TALKING ABOUT IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A SLUT, IT MEANS YOU'RE SECURE AND COMFORTABLE WITH YOURSELF!!!
"ABOUT 3 BOYFRIENDS" MEANS SHE'S DATED MORE PEOPLE BUT DIDN'T SLEEP WITH THEM, JUST THOSE THREE!!!
she is ugly as hell, and your right about the last thought you had on this comment Prez. It is priceless.
LOL @ Pharaoh's Tomb… she could call it The Valley Of The Kings,the holy grail,the ark of the covenant,Atlantis,the bimini road
I'd love to explore that tomb–yummmmmmmmm
Oh Perez…Those last 2 lines are priceless…Very funny…When a woman is so proud of her coochie that she will speak to the press about it….WOW…What a big head…Thanks for the laugh, Baby !
xox, ilona rose
P.S. I only talk about mine to my husband…lol…Dumbass girl…
LOL. WTF? She's so weird.
and dont forget the eventual callapse. how good coochie could be? unless she have one of those three in one coodhie's with three rings of sphincsters and and baby coochie on the inside whose sole purpose is to tap. B.S. you dont give your own coochie props.
also, i hope that she understand that pharoah's tomb is filled with dead bodies. its either some guy's skin pole died in there or a whole person. either way not a compliment to the box.
OMG that was hilarious!
"Please, bitch, your tomb has probably had several expeditions." i needed a good laugh thanks man.
maybe its called that because it's so old,smelly and dusty that a dead pharaoh would feel quite at home there????
i can't believe no one has posted a tomb raider reference on here yet. therefore, i'm taking the liberty of saying that i'd like to raid her tomb. that's a rather odd name for the mystical fold, but she's a good-natured loony to actually say that. when she says 3 boyfriends, that could mean there's 37 guys and gals she's done the nasty with. ever seen the movie: clerks? still, i like her and her movies, and she's supposed to be a really great mom, so who cares? cooch is the new black!
say the magic word and the tomb will reveal itself!
I think that women who are worried about being labeled a slut aren't real women. If a woman gets horny then fuck the one you are with. Kate has more class than most of you fat ass computer fags. Oh yeah she is the star of her own fucking TV show. At least she's not some fat assed freak show fag who writes this judgemental website. Now that's funny I don't care who you are. Hey fag boy pink a fucking hair color and quit drooling over little boys. You don't want to go to prison and be butt fucked do you? Oh yeah you do you fucking slut whore. Have a nice day, peace on earth hugs and kisses.
I think what she really want to say is she has a dick there !!!!! A man in thick make up!
King Tut, meet Queen Slut. Did I tell you I have a dancing dick? No? Because I have more class and I don't do auditions.
Maybe she is hinting she want to be the STAR of a porno movie ! The things people say to attract attention, another fame WHORE !!!
HER PUSSIE HAS PROBABLY BEEN STRETCHED OUT BY A BUNCH OF HUGE N1GGERCOCKS
This was on popscribe ages ago.
Recent please!
did this get bumped from a week ago? This story is at least 10 days old.
so it's not slutty to like water sports then huh? (we're not talking waterskiing here!)
so it's not slutty to like water sports then huh? (we're not talking waterskiing here!)
Wow, I don't know who's worse now, Britney or this overly confident idiot.
"pharoah's tomb" sounds more like something died in there, why not "pharoah's pleasure palace"? mines better anyway, way better!!!!
Is she counting the massive life-like dildo with the anal penetrator?
I have the ill nana for real but do you think I would ever say that? I don't have to because it's true and the few men who have been lucky enough to go there know it too. If you really have the ill nana the word gets out whether you want it to or not.
can we say trailer trash - she should grow some class - self respect - and dignity - slut - slut - slut
Pharoh's Tomb?? wasn't it a dark, dry, cold, old dusty cavity filled with old bones??
LOL THIS STORY IS FUNNY.
Mine is called HIROSHIMA
A tomb.. like where rotted dead stuff can be found?
Shes so incredibly stupid she needs a four second delay and an editor.
oh please. no one wants to hear about that. a pathetic quote from a pathetic actress for a teeny bit of publicity. lame!
You can't even describe woman's privates! They look like hmmmm??. Men's look like a weird mushroom. Sure her best part is her coochie for the 2 minutes they are inside the tomb scraping bugs and scabs off the wall. then they cum and leave her. barf
Whatever… just wondering why her nails are black and her toes are bright red? That's a no, no.
Oh God!! Not again. Another sorry ass actress trying to get publicity talking about her "stuff". Its an Eva Longoria move. Pathetic.
Now, THAT'S how you float a rumour…'Supersnatch!' Kinda like the pretend rumour Sting (and perhaps Trudy) floated about the Tantric sex thing, as a joke. It multiplied his cachet exponentially, even if it was mostly pure spin. Lol.
MMM, interesting. Kind of bizarre…..
hey, rememeber what they found in "Pharaoh's Tomb".. a dead guy
Oh Kate, you are such a plastic surgery victim. What a shame. To see her English Rose freshness–which to me was stunning–just rent a great flick called COLD COMFORT FARM. It also stars English greats like Stephen Fry and Ian McLellan (I think I spelled that right) and others. And it is a great film.
Now I know that Kate was a bit younger but you can see that she's really mucked up her features in recent years: new teeth, Botox, a bit of nip tuck here and there, boob job. She's been Hollywood-ized and I find that very sad.
Biggest cooter? Perez
i'm sorry, but that's frickin' weird. it still baffles me how people can proclaim things such as this to the public when they've got kids and all.
Id bang her hard, but not make her a GF. And yeah shes only had a handful of BFs, but i bet that SLUT has slept around with plenty of loser guys she has one night stands with.
TOTAL SLUT!!! Shes hot, but knowing shes a slut, just makes me want to stay the hell away from her VAJAY JAY.
When I think "Pharaoh's tomb", I think of dust, cob-webs and a life-threatening, fungal "Curse".
No mention of the mummy, wait, maybe that's the Pharaoh's tampon…
Look, her tomb isn't any more spectacular than anyone else's.