Separated At Birth
Filed under: Separated At Birth > Rumer Willis
Left: Bat Boy. Right: Rumer Willis.
Posted: March 5, 2008 at 9:20 pm
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Separated At BirthFiled under: Separated At Birth > Rumer Willis
Left: Bat Boy. Right: Rumer Willis. Posted: March 5, 2008 at 9:20 pm
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Gee Perez, jealous MUCH? She's been famous since before birth, she's young, and she's actually a CHICK. Oh, yeah — and she's not fat, has clear skin and her hair doesn't SUCK in every technocolor way. Get off the Rumer Willis Wagon already - it's BORING and says VOLUMES about your sad little ego.
So you do read these comments. Somebody totally wrote this on the last post and you must've picked up on it.
And btw, PATRICK SWAYZE IS NOT DEAD!
I LOVE YOU MORE.
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BATBOY IS PRETTIER. AND HAS BETTER FASHION SENSE.
IS THAT THE FACE SHE DID WHEN SHE GOT KICKED OUT OF VILLA?
That is so mean Perez. Considering, you are not the best looking of the male species.
c'mon perez… be nice! she's not *that* bad…
You should probably throw credit to post #6 on the other picture that spawned this thread… I'd say #270 as well, but I was slow on the trigger
that's rude perez.
i don't know why you hate her so much.
the one on the left is way hotter!
LMAO ur such an asshole………
Perez- YOU alone are going to drive this girl to drinks and drugs. jeez.
that's fucked up. lol
I shot pasta out through my nose, when I saw this.
HAHA…..BRUCIE IS GONNA BEAT SOMEONES ASS WHEN HE SEES THAT SOMEONE IN HOLLYWEIRD.BUT THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY.
that's just wrong ha
OK PEREZ….ENOUGH IS ENOUGH….YES SHE IS UGLY, BUT TO MAKE FUN OF HER ALL THE TIME AND COMPARE HER TO THE THINGS YOU DO, IS JUST HITTING BELOW THE BELT.
Perez, you're a shit. Leave the girl alone. I don't care if you think she isn't a nice person, a lot of people aren't nice. Do you do this to all of them? She does not deserve this level of cruelty.
Look how Rumer's chin is so gigantic that it is displaced/compressed where it has crashed into her shoulder. I'll bet her shoulder has a bad bruise on it from where the chin came crashing down. Demi always said, "Nobody scare Rumer, if she screams she might injure herself or someone standing nearby".
LMFAO!!!!!!
OMG PEREZ THIS NEVER GETS OLD!!!
KEEP IT UP!
I LOVE ME SOME POTATO HEAD BASHING!!
LMFAO!!!
PEREZ THIS NEVER GETS OLD!
I LOVE ME SOME POTATO EAD BASHING!!
ITS KINDA SAD BUT I THINK THIS IS THE PRETTIEST PICTURE EVER TAKEN OF RUMER WILLS…POOR GIRL SHE MUST WANNA KILL HER MOM…
Perez you are so wrong, but so freakin hilarious!! Love it
poor girl, even bat boys 100%hotter tha her lol
love ya perez! funny as:)
The resemblance is striking.
And P.S., I love me some 8th grade humor. This chick is only famous because of who her parents are, do you think if she was Rumer Sue from Kalamazoo anyone would hire her in Hollywood?
lmfao thats some funny shit
wow. to bad when you last showed this picture, someone already said this is what she looked like.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! She sucks.
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OMG this is great… didn't they capture bat boy????
Your pissy judgement is showing. They say that the physically challenged, as Perez is, poke more fun at others they feel are inferior somehow. tch tch
who is this judge and jury? what do you look like? the people calling rumer ugly, who are you? show yourselves.
That's the funniest thing I have ever seen!!! Arrrrggghhhaa! You're a funny dude.
Getting a little boring… Find someone else to pick on, maybe yourself.
Am i the only other person on the planet who wants to crap on her face?
wow, perez, you're obsessed with her. Look, you're a fat, beyond ugly, and way beyond ignorant ass kissing sycophant. It's amazing that a lazy, wanna-be celeb like yourself can actually snag a paycheck doing this. Either way, leave her alone, go to the gym and PLEASE, PLEASE learn how to say no to ice cream, ruffles potato chips and late night trips to Carls jr. That ass is beyond hopeless but if you get one more chin, people are going to think you're foghorn leghorn…
why do you not like rumer willis? just curious - you seem to bust on her more than anyone else and in a really nasty way
OK, now, I know people make claims like this all the time, but I sent this e-mail to Perez today! If I'm lyin' I'm dyin'. Yes, I have a job and a life and all that. I came home for lunch, and am very good at wasting time. (Perez never did thank me, though!)
Re: marisky – so sad yet so true and if you think this is messed up then why are you reading it
HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS SOOOOOOO FUCKING TRUE!!!!!!!!!!
RUMER WILLIS IS THE FUCKING UGLIEST THING EVER!!!!
AND THIS JUST PROVES IT
LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
lol i cant believe how perfect this is!!!!!!! kudos perez ur best ever!!!!!
poor potatoe head. and i hear shes in a soon to be released( str8 2 DVD im ure)movie. hmmmmmm………do i smell "BIG HUGE FLOP" in rumers future.
yep thats wht it is and damn it stinks. just like rumer"potatoe head" willis.
how sad is it when ur mother who is twice ur age is hotter then ur r!!!! ouch tht hurt.
Re: shakethatsalt – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH jesus FUCKING chriiist that's the FUNNIEST FUCKING SHIT i've seen in a LONG TIME!!! HAW HAW HAW AHW HAHAHAHAHHAHA! (but i'm hotter than you).
But you rock for being fucking hilaaaaaaaaaarious!
Ok…that shit is funny.
So lemme get this straight: You hate Rumer Willis because she's not very attractive and famous for no reason? Um, OK. Funny thing, though. You're pretty damned ugly yourself and half the reason she has the level of fame she has is because you keep plastering her mug all over your site. So, I guess you're just using RW for cheapshot jokes. Circular logic about the fame, Perez. Maybe if you left her alone she'd simply disappear. I really hope Bruce Willis sees you out somewhere and kicks your butt.
this is so funny
HA HA HA, So right ! !
why are you so mean to her
Your liek 30 years old for christ sake. Leave this poor girl alone!
Re: b – That is rather strange, n'est pas? Now that you mention good ole Mr. Rodham Cinton, where has Mr. Ball & Chain Who Isn't Helping been? I beat Hillary beat the holy shit out of him because she WAS winning until he started spew forth his opinions. Just shut up and look pretty, Bill! I think Hillary's planned this all along and all I can say is "keep that mutt on a leash and make sure he gets neutered"!
bwahahahahaha
Re: Get over it – This situation is a win-win for both sides. They don't hate each other…..shit…..now Rumer is famous! Isn't that what she was hoping for so she could start an acting career so she won't have to get a "real" job. In Hollywood, you have to be tough….so I've heard. Viva Perez! Viva Potato Head!
hah! Thanks for making me laugh……………More Potato head bashing please!
Re: Amber – Love ya bitch:)~ Glad I could make you laugh! And ya you probably ARE hotter than me! Work it bitch!
Hahah please never stop ragging on her… its the funniest thing ever!
actually she looks really cute in that pic
hahahaha yes, yes , yes
perra estupida! Rummer, that is.
dude, rumer totally looks like seth cohen.
what are they like different people??? i dont see any diff
You're a dick.
Come on, Perez, enough already with this chick! You talk about not being a 'hater'? She's just an ordinary looking girl, leave her alone. It's boring and stopped being funny about a year ago. Move on.
Perez,
Help out a starving photographer
Love you!
how dare you insult bat boy like that?
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Re: Novel1 – are you blind? she is fat. she may not be obese, but she's freakin meaty. not meaty with muscles but meaty with adipose tissue. ugly as hell too with that weird looking fat ass face.
looking at demi moore, i couldn't believe how she could produce such a fugly ass offspring (demi is fine though).
No, no. This unfortunate girl looks just like those thumb people, remember some channel (MTV? The Comedy Chanel?) had those thumb people shows? Her face is that–a thumb face.
SHE'S BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU
SHE'S BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU
SHE'S BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU
SHE'S BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU
SHE'S ON A PAR WITH AGYNESS DEAN
dude, seriously, your gonna get kicked in one of these days and you're begining to deserve it.
Ok Im not proud of myself, but that is funny as all get out. Seriously the Rumor thing is mean but so funny because its true! SHES ONE OF THE ODDEST LOOKING GIRLS OF HOLLYWOOD. Oops caps. Anyways, its like she has a bone deformity, her face shape is so odd, like plastic surgery wouldnt help she needs her bone structure chisled down and softened. Its like shes a big headed mongoloid fetal alcohol syndrome boy.
And her sisters? Scout is a little manish Blosson/Bette Midler and the baby Tallulah is like a evil looking troll/stripper in the making.
Orlando is too hot for her, she needs to leave him alone, and that pic up there is a peeerfect match, keep it up Perez!
Thanks, man! You totally made my morning!
Actually Perez that looks just like you , meaning bat boy not Rumer. This shows how trashy you are no one would hire you as a serious writer flash in the pan Perez .
Re: taylor – You must be brain dead too.
I think she looks like Jim Carey in Pet detective
D00d, that face she's making makes that picture the most attractive i've ever seen of her!
Lay off the poor girl your going to give her a complex and she's not even 20 yet! Try your 5th grade humor on someone who really is mess, huh Paris Hilton, want to be taken serious now that's some funny shit!!
ahahahhaha…that's fucked up
hahahahha.
That is hilarious !! Really made me laugh .
Why are you always picking on Rumer? You're the fat kid with bad jokes and you need to stop putting people down. Karma will get you!!!!
That is not Rumewer. It is Joe from Girls Gone Wild. Tho one one the left is when the Prison Child Protectors mated with him.
poor girl she looks awful she should seriously think about getting some work done
feel sorry for the girl
Stolen from a reader posting yesterday.
The striking resemblance is uncanny.
she one ugly man
SHE LOOKS LIKE A CUTE LITTLE BOY.
Awesome!
Perez, you need to lay off Rumer. Are you jealous? Is that why you persist with the rude postings?
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Rumer looks very Petty,She is an average looking girl.She looks alot like Dita VonTeese
Good one Perez! they look so much alike. HAHAHAHAHA
she is batboy
hahahahahaha
i love u perez
Perez, why do you hate Rumer so much. Leave the girl alone. You'll give her a complex!
Did Rumer hurt your feelers, Perez? Perhaps that is why your so mean to her….every friggen day!
This similarity is way too disturbing…
Ok, so she's not gorgeous…But Perez, You're UGLY and FAT, so why not cut out the random comments?? Make fun of someone when they do soemthing to deserve it. Like Britney acting a hot mess or something.
undeniable resemblance… xD
she looks fabulous, like a classy pin up girl rockin out.
You are so F.N. funny!! Damm you crack on patoetoe head so good. I always bust up- Keep it coming I love the way you make me laugh. You know you are fat and a little greasy looking but you are funny as hell