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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth > Rumer Willis

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Left: Bat Boy. Right: Rumer Willis.

223 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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  1. Novel1 says – reply to this


    101

    Gee Perez, jealous MUCH? She's been famous since before birth, she's young, and she's actually a CHICK. Oh, yeah — and she's not fat, has clear skin and her hair doesn't SUCK in every technocolor way. Get off the Rumer Willis Wagon already - it's BORING and says VOLUMES about your sad little ego.

  2. Aha! says – reply to this


    102

    So you do read these comments. Somebody totally wrote this on the last post and you must've picked up on it.

    And btw, PATRICK SWAYZE IS NOT DEAD!

  3. THALIAIMISSYOU says – reply to this


    103

    I LOVE YOU MORE.

  4. lissa says – reply to this


    104

    HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  5. kellygrl says – reply to this


    105

    BATBOY IS PRETTIER. AND HAS BETTER FASHION SENSE.

  6. RUMER'S FLYING HIGH LIKE BAT BOY says – reply to this


    106

    IS THAT THE FACE SHE DID WHEN SHE GOT KICKED OUT OF VILLA?

  7. kerri says – reply to this


    107

    That is so mean Perez. Considering, you are not the best looking of the male species.

  8. ajc says – reply to this


    108

    c'mon perez… be nice! she's not *that* bad…

  9. Laura says – reply to this


    109

    You should probably throw credit to post #6 on the other picture that spawned this thread… I'd say #270 as well, but I was slow on the trigger

  10. Sarah says – reply to this


    110

    that's rude perez.
    i don't know why you hate her so much.

  11. hahhahahahhaha says – reply to this


    111

    the one on the left is way hotter!

  12. vain says – reply to this


    112

    LMAO ur such an asshole………

  13. Beverly says – reply to this


    113

    Perez- YOU alone are going to drive this girl to drinks and drugs. jeez.

  14. mooseboot says – reply to this


    114

    that's fucked up. lol

  15. R says – reply to this


    115

    I shot pasta out through my nose, when I saw this.

  16. C.U.N.extT.uesday says – reply to this


    116

    HAHA…..BRUCIE IS GONNA BEAT SOMEONES ASS WHEN HE SEES THAT SOMEONE IN HOLLYWEIRD.BUT THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY.

  17. melissa says – reply to this


    117

    that's just wrong ha

  18. Roxanne says – reply to this


    118

    OK PEREZ….ENOUGH IS ENOUGH….YES SHE IS UGLY, BUT TO MAKE FUN OF HER ALL THE TIME AND COMPARE HER TO THE THINGS YOU DO, IS JUST HITTING BELOW THE BELT.

  19. Frances says – reply to this


    119

    Perez, you're a shit. Leave the girl alone. I don't care if you think she isn't a nice person, a lot of people aren't nice. Do you do this to all of them? She does not deserve this level of cruelty.

  20. Measure That Head, First With Mouth Closed, Then With Mouth Open says – reply to this


    120

    Look how Rumer's chin is so gigantic that it is displaced/compressed where it has crashed into her shoulder. I'll bet her shoulder has a bad bruise on it from where the chin came crashing down. Demi always said, "Nobody scare Rumer, if she screams she might injure herself or someone standing nearby".

  21. Cory says – reply to this


    121

    LMFAO!!!!!!
    OMG PEREZ THIS NEVER GETS OLD!!!
    KEEP IT UP!
    I LOVE ME SOME POTATO HEAD BASHING!!

  22. Cory says – reply to this


    122

    LMFAO!!!
    PEREZ THIS NEVER GETS OLD!
    I LOVE ME SOME POTATO EAD BASHING!!

  23. SeXyYy says – reply to this


    123

    ITS KINDA SAD BUT I THINK THIS IS THE PRETTIEST PICTURE EVER TAKEN OF RUMER WILLS…POOR GIRL SHE MUST WANNA KILL HER MOM…

  24. Arlene says – reply to this


    124

    Perez you are so wrong, but so freakin hilarious!! Love it

  25. mikaela says – reply to this


    125

    poor girl, even bat boys 100%hotter tha her lol
    love ya perez! funny as:)

  26. dramaqueen82 says – reply to this


    126

    The resemblance is striking.

    And P.S., I love me some 8th grade humor. This chick is only famous because of who her parents are, do you think if she was Rumer Sue from Kalamazoo anyone would hire her in Hollywood?

  27. andrea says – reply to this


    127

    lmfao thats some funny shit

  28. afjhskdj says – reply to this


    128

    wow. to bad when you last showed this picture, someone already said this is what she looked like.

  29. Maura says – reply to this


    129

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! She sucks.

  30. bribri says – reply to this


    130

    HHAHAHAAHaHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAhahhAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHhahaHAHhaHAHAHhAhaHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaHahAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

    OMG this is great… didn't they capture bat boy????

  31. PF says – reply to this


    131

    Your pissy judgement is showing. They say that the physically challenged, as Perez is, poke more fun at others they feel are inferior somehow. tch tch

  32. shame shame says – reply to this


    132

    who is this judge and jury? what do you look like? the people calling rumer ugly, who are you? show yourselves.

  33. Flookie says – reply to this


    133

    That's the funniest thing I have ever seen!!! Arrrrggghhhaa! You're a funny dude.

  34. Green says – reply to this


    134

    Getting a little boring… Find someone else to pick on, maybe yourself.

  35. kylepootytang says – reply to this


    135

    Am i the only other person on the planet who wants to crap on her face?

  36. kemper boyd says – reply to this


    136

    wow, perez, you're obsessed with her. Look, you're a fat, beyond ugly, and way beyond ignorant ass kissing sycophant. It's amazing that a lazy, wanna-be celeb like yourself can actually snag a paycheck doing this. Either way, leave her alone, go to the gym and PLEASE, PLEASE learn how to say no to ice cream, ruffles potato chips and late night trips to Carls jr. That ass is beyond hopeless but if you get one more chin, people are going to think you're foghorn leghorn…

  37. rockwell says – reply to this


    137

    why do you not like rumer willis? just curious - you seem to bust on her more than anyone else and in a really nasty way

  38. I SENT THAT TO PEREZ!!!!! says – reply to this


    138

    OK, now, I know people make claims like this all the time, but I sent this e-mail to Perez today! If I'm lyin' I'm dyin'. Yes, I have a job and a life and all that. I came home for lunch, and am very good at wasting time. (Perez never did thank me, though!)

  39. nancy says – reply to this


    139

    Re: marisky – so sad yet so true and if you think this is messed up then why are you reading it

  40. JD says – reply to this


    140

    HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS SOOOOOOO FUCKING TRUE!!!!!!!!!!

    RUMER WILLIS IS THE FUCKING UGLIEST THING EVER!!!!
    AND THIS JUST PROVES IT

    LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. Emskimo says – reply to this


    141

    BAHAHAHAHAHA!

  42. dante says – reply to this


    142

    lol i cant believe how perfect this is!!!!!!! kudos perez ur best ever!!!!!
    poor potatoe head. and i hear shes in a soon to be released( str8 2 DVD im ure)movie. hmmmmmm………do i smell "BIG HUGE FLOP" in rumers future.
    yep thats wht it is and damn it stinks. just like rumer"potatoe head" willis.
    how sad is it when ur mother who is twice ur age is hotter then ur r!!!! ouch tht hurt.

  43. Amber says – reply to this


    143

    Re: shakethatsalt – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH jesus FUCKING chriiist that's the FUNNIEST FUCKING SHIT i've seen in a LONG TIME!!! HAW HAW HAW AHW HAHAHAHAHHAHA! (but i'm hotter than you).

    But you rock for being fucking hilaaaaaaaaaarious!

  44. justme@yahoo.com says – reply to this


    144

    Ok…that shit is funny.

  45. Get over it says – reply to this


    145

    So lemme get this straight: You hate Rumer Willis because she's not very attractive and famous for no reason? Um, OK. Funny thing, though. You're pretty damned ugly yourself and half the reason she has the level of fame she has is because you keep plastering her mug all over your site. So, I guess you're just using RW for cheapshot jokes. Circular logic about the fame, Perez. Maybe if you left her alone she'd simply disappear. I really hope Bruce Willis sees you out somewhere and kicks your butt.

  46. brittany says – reply to this


    146

    this is so funny

  47. Kacie says – reply to this


    147

    HA HA HA, So right ! !

  48. nolagirl says – reply to this


    148

    why are you so mean to her

  49. darbycrash says – reply to this


    149

    Your liek 30 years old for christ sake. Leave this poor girl alone!

  50. Fo' Shizzle says – reply to this


    150

    Re: b – That is rather strange, n'est pas? Now that you mention good ole Mr. Rodham Cinton, where has Mr. Ball & Chain Who Isn't Helping been? I beat Hillary beat the holy shit out of him because she WAS winning until he started spew forth his opinions. Just shut up and look pretty, Bill! I think Hillary's planned this all along and all I can say is "keep that mutt on a leash and make sure he gets neutered"!

  51. ohemgee says – reply to this


    151

    bwahahahahaha

  52. Pull The Trigger says – reply to this


    152

    Re: Get over it – This situation is a win-win for both sides. They don't hate each other…..shit…..now Rumer is famous! Isn't that what she was hoping for so she could start an acting career so she won't have to get a "real" job. In Hollywood, you have to be tough….so I've heard. Viva Perez! Viva Potato Head!

  53. cake says – reply to this


    153

    hah! Thanks for making me laugh……………More Potato head bashing please!

  54. shakethatsalt says – reply to this


    154

    Re: Amber – Love ya bitch:)~ Glad I could make you laugh! And ya you probably ARE hotter than me! Work it bitch!

  55. Ted K says – reply to this


    155

    Hahah please never stop ragging on her… its the funniest thing ever! :P

  56. lalala says – reply to this


    156

    actually she looks really cute in that pic

  57. Carlos says – reply to this


    157

    hahahaha yes, yes , yes

  58. oh, mars! says – reply to this


    158

    perra estupida! Rummer, that is.

  59. ssssssssss says – reply to this


    159

    dude, rumer totally looks like seth cohen.

  60. negleoficus says – reply to this


    160

    what are they like different people??? i dont see any diff

  61. skinnergy says – reply to this


    161

    You're a dick.

  62. john says – reply to this


    162

    Come on, Perez, enough already with this chick! You talk about not being a 'hater'? She's just an ordinary looking girl, leave her alone. It's boring and stopped being funny about a year ago. Move on.

  63. Tobey says – reply to this


    163

    Perez,
    Help out a starving photographer ;-)
    Love you!

  64. Random Ahole says – reply to this


    164

    how dare you insult bat boy like that?

  65. {♥{krazihottk/b/grl/{♥}{Hill will zave uz}♥} says – reply to this


    165

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  66. ryan says – reply to this


    166

    Re: Novel1 – are you blind? she is fat. she may not be obese, but she's freakin meaty. not meaty with muscles but meaty with adipose tissue. ugly as hell too with that weird looking fat ass face.

    looking at demi moore, i couldn't believe how she could produce such a fugly ass offspring (demi is fine though).

  67. becky says – reply to this


    167

    No, no. This unfortunate girl looks just like those thumb people, remember some channel (MTV? The Comedy Chanel?) had those thumb people shows? Her face is that–a thumb face.

  68. STFU says – reply to this


    168

    SHE'S BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU
    SHE'S BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU
    SHE'S BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU
    SHE'S BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU
    SHE'S ON A PAR WITH AGYNESS DEAN

  69. Ummm says – reply to this


    169

    dude, seriously, your gonna get kicked in one of these days and you're begining to deserve it.

  70. ANGELA says – reply to this


    170

    Ok Im not proud of myself, but that is funny as all get out. Seriously the Rumor thing is mean but so funny because its true! SHES ONE OF THE ODDEST LOOKING GIRLS OF HOLLYWOOD. Oops caps. Anyways, its like she has a bone deformity, her face shape is so odd, like plastic surgery wouldnt help she needs her bone structure chisled down and softened. Its like shes a big headed mongoloid fetal alcohol syndrome boy.

    And her sisters? Scout is a little manish Blosson/Bette Midler and the baby Tallulah is like a evil looking troll/stripper in the making.

  71. Boooo says – reply to this


    171

    Orlando is too hot for her, she needs to leave him alone, and that pic up there is a peeerfect match, keep it up Perez!

  72. twinklinstarr99 says – reply to this


    172

    Thanks, man! You totally made my morning!

  73. yuckyuck says – reply to this


    173

    Actually Perez that looks just like you , meaning bat boy not Rumer. This shows how trashy you are no one would hire you as a serious writer flash in the pan Perez .

  74. yuckyuck says – reply to this


    174

    Re: taylor – You must be brain dead too.

  75. Chocolate says – reply to this


    175

    I think she looks like Jim Carey in Pet detective

  76. ksted says – reply to this


    176

    D00d, that face she's making makes that picture the most attractive i've ever seen of her!

  77. Beth says – reply to this


    177

    Lay off the poor girl your going to give her a complex and she's not even 20 yet! Try your 5th grade humor on someone who really is mess, huh Paris Hilton, want to be taken serious now that's some funny shit!!

  78. angela says – reply to this


    178

    ahahahhaha…that's fucked up :) hahahahha.

  79. les UK says – reply to this


    179

    That is hilarious !! Really made me laugh .

  80. diva says – reply to this


    180

    Why are you always picking on Rumer? You're the fat kid with bad jokes and you need to stop putting people down. Karma will get you!!!!

  81. Joy says – reply to this


    181

    That is not Rumewer. It is Joe from Girls Gone Wild. Tho one one the left is when the Prison Child Protectors mated with him.

  82. ashley says – reply to this


    182

    poor girl she looks awful she should seriously think about getting some work done

  83. layna says – reply to this


    183

    feel sorry for the girl

  84. mogul says – reply to this


    184

    Stolen from a reader posting yesterday.

  85. Heather says – reply to this


    185

    The striking resemblance is uncanny.

  86. =] says – reply to this


    186

    she one ugly man

  87. tim says – reply to this


    187

    SHE LOOKS LIKE A CUTE LITTLE BOY.

  88. Jason says – reply to this


    188

    Awesome!

  89. Mariah says – reply to this


    189

    Perez, you need to lay off Rumer. Are you jealous? Is that why you persist with the rude postings?

  90. NIKKI says – reply to this


    190

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  91. Lola Briggs says – reply to this


    191

    Rumer looks very Petty,She is an average looking girl.She looks alot like Dita VonTeese

  92. Dee says – reply to this


    192

    Good one Perez! they look so much alike. HAHAHAHAHA

  93. drea says – reply to this


    193

    she is batboy
    hahahahahaha

    i love u perez

  94. Mr T says – reply to this


    194

    Perez, why do you hate Rumer so much. Leave the girl alone. You'll give her a complex!

  95. Bean says – reply to this


    195

    Did Rumer hurt your feelers, Perez? Perhaps that is why your so mean to her….every friggen day!

  96. melinda says – reply to this


    196

    This similarity is way too disturbing…

  97. genna says – reply to this


    197

    Ok, so she's not gorgeous…But Perez, You're UGLY and FAT, so why not cut out the random comments?? Make fun of someone when they do soemthing to deserve it. Like Britney acting a hot mess or something.

  98. jimena says – reply to this


    198

    undeniable resemblance… xD

  99. jo says – reply to this


    199

    she looks fabulous, like a classy pin up girl rockin out.

  100. truthhurts says – reply to this


    200

    You are so F.N. funny!! Damm you crack on patoetoe head so good. I always bust up- Keep it coming I love the way you make me laugh. You know you are fat and a little greasy looking but you are funny as hell

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