Punctuation Is Pivotal
Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Britney Spears
This is so gross!!!
Why do these rags insist on doing shit like this????
In Touch put Britney on their new cover with an attention-grabbing headline that reads, "Was Britney Raped?
WTF???
Why put in the question mark there?????
They should either know she was or wasn't. Why put this story out there if it wasn't true or if they had doubts about its authenticity?????
Oh, wait, we know why.
They wanna sell magazines!!!!
So disgusting.
We don't wanna question marks in covers! We want to know that what we're reading is FACT!
Posted: March 5, 2008 at 1:40 pm
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OMG! This is by far the MOST HYPOCRITCAL thing! You are doing 'news' on Patrick Swayze without knowing if it's true. They are trying to sell magazines, you are trying to sell ads and 'music'. GET REAL!
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How many times have you posted a 'take it for what it's worth'. MY WORD ~ YOU ARE ONE DUMB HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SHE WAS RAPED BY ADNAN IS A STINKY BATHROOM ON LABREA. HE KNEW SHE WAS HIGH SO HE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF IT. HE SHOULD BE IN JAIL. OR PUNCHED IN THE FACE.
This is EXACTLY why I don't buy Star, In Touch etc. I buy OK and People and so far, so good, but if they start to exhibit the same behavior as the others, I will stop reading them too!
Based on Brit's behaviour, and jamie's alcoholic abusive past, and her apparent hatred of him, I have suspected for a while that dad may have behaved inappropriately towards Brit before she sent him to rehab. I find it really creepy that she walks around naked in front of him & lynn. Yicky, creepy, pervy.
Oh MAN, I've wondered about this with regards to that shady Lufti guy… Is he one of those control-freak creeps who keep their women drugged and "needing help," and therefore dependent on them? Often for these psychotic losers, raping their "women" is part of the package.
That said, it IS sad that the magazines plaster this all over their covers for money. I honestly hope that Britney comes through this a stronger, healthier woman, and more intelligent about her choices.
And SHIT, Katie Holmes DOES look super skinny!! Well, folks, THIS is what happens when the man in your life takes control… It would seem that about the only thing Katie can take charge of right now - unfortunately - is her appearance. And a woman who is suffering in an abusive/manipulative relationship often loses her motivation to eat and stay strong. They feel less human and less-deserving of GOOD HEALTH when the man in their life treats them as chattel and convinces them that they aren't worthy.
Asshole TOM must be putting her in those archaic "suppression/isolation" chambers and refusing to let her eat! Christ, I hate that man.
She was raped! She could be "raped" if she was drugged unwillingly. If she is not mentally able to make decisions, Could Osama have drugged her and raped her? YES, and so could Adnan.
SHUT the Fuck Up Perez! You are no better than they are.
Hypocritical Right wing Cuban freak
I agreed. These magazines are getting way to ridiculous.
you are doing exactly what the magazines do you dumb shit!!!! if you are disgusted then stop your website!!!!!!! you pig!!!!
Re: Vanessa – i think they meant she might have been "raped
” when she was younger
Funny how you have the nerve on commenting about "authenticity" half the crap you post is questionable but we still love it.
Please. As if any of those rags ever print facts.
OMG This is sad and soooooo TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
am I number 119?
Perez, I love you but please…?! You post shit that isn't fact all the time.
How dare they want to sell magazines. I mean, it's not like you do things just to increase your ad revenue.
I totally agree with you, Perez! :@ screw 'em all!
This is a joke right? Perezhilton.com IS in touch magazine. IS the national enquirer. Hell it's worse than most of the print tabloids. Gimmie a fucking break waggin your fat fucking finger at anyone.
THIS IS ALL WHAT MICHAEL SANDS HAS BEEN UP TO AND BEING PAID BY OSAMA BIN LUTFI TO DO…TO CAST SHADOW AND DOUBT ON THE CONSERVATORSHIP OF BRITNEY AND TRY TO DRAG HER FATHER JAMIE SPEARS DOWN…IT's A BUNCH OF FILTHY DESPICABLE LIES!!!!
you are a total hypocrite perez…and so am i since i keep swearing that i am going to stop visiting your self aggrandizing, hate spewing, no talent site. except that i actually am. fuck you, perez
I AGREE WITH YOU 100% ON THAT ONE PEREZ! THE SUBJECT OF RAPE SHOULD NEVER BE USED OR IS SOMETHING NOT BE THROWN OUT THERE JUST SO IT CAN SELL A FEW MILLION MAGAZINES.
F*CKING DISGUSTING!
"We don't wanna question marks in covers! We want to know that what we're reading is FACT!"
Interesting…you might want to stop ready basically all celeb rags then. lol
Brit probably paid In Touch to put this story through. I don't think it's possible to rape Britney Spears cause she'll fuck any guy that crosses her path.
a freakin men
perezzzzz
Are you HIGH? What do you call the story you just put up this morning about Patrick Swayze being on the brink of death? !? You cited your source as The National Enquirer!!! No facts from you, just pure speculation. You truly are a cretin.
Yes Perez does post stuff that might or might not be true but to say someone was raped without hard evidence is not the same…….I just think that is something you should never say unless it is true because it can destroy someones life! One of my so called friends started a lie about me and my ex saying he had raped me. This is so totaly not true and I made sure everyone knew it but he will never live that lie down and neither will I. People still wisper about it wondering if I am covering for him and it has been like 7 years. I just think that this is something you don' guess on.
There was a rumor out there that when she was in Miami right before she left for rehab the first time that she was raped by someone she met. It was after that she totally went of her rocker….maybe it was true. Certainly makes sense of her melt down.
Um…you speculate all the time.
They post them for the same reason you do!!! Because they can.
Who did Britney rape?
Perez paparazzi photo buyer calling another paparazzi agency bad?
Kettle Meet The Pot
no she wasn't raped she fucked like a bunny without protection and now she's got the green monkey virus yep you guessed it.
Sorry if this is posted more than once….my first post never showed up so I tried again. Yes Perez puts stuff on here that might or might not be true but rape is something you should never guess on. A so called friend spread a lie about my ex raping me and it was totaly untrue I tried to make sure everyone knew it but this is a lie he will never live down and neither will I. People still wisper about it wondering if I just tried to cover for him and this was 7 years ago! I got so tired of the poor girl looks I used to get and the rude comments that were made towards my ex. Rape is not something to fool around with!
perez you do the same this with your site and comments….
this is stupid .. .even if she was putting it on the cover is not the best of idea…. they need to stop trying to bring her down while shes on the way to recovery…. dont let anything get in your way britney!!
PEREZ YOU SHOULDNT EVEN POST THIS ON YOUR SITE IF YOU WERENT HAPPY WITH IT. AND LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO YOU WOULD HAVE HAD A FIELD DAY WITH THIS STORY. ONE MINUTE YOU DISLIKE BRITNEY AND THE NEXT YOUR ROOTING FOR HER. ME FOR THE OTHER HAND ALWAYS STUCK WITH BRITNEY THROUGH GOOD AND BAD. CAUSE SHE IS JUST LIKE ANY OTHER HUMAN THAT GOES THROUGH GOOD AND BAD TIMES. GO BRITNEY!
Controversy selling its way to the top! Prime example. I agree with you….it ain't right. But it will still sell….and what does that say about us? That we want to read it. I don't know sometimes. I think perhaps people just want to see others miserable to make themselves feel better, or to reassure them that fame & $$$ isn't all it's cracked up to be. I'm thinking of calling pause on this game of life and stepping on others to get to the top. I like where I am now (it wasn't easy getting here, but I didn't compromise my values to do so). I think I may go live near the beach and take a lower paying job so I can sit back and enjoy sunsets, friends, lovers, and relaxing on pretty days. Is that so bad? I'm 26 and I can't think of anything else I'd rather do than that.
You do the exact same thing! Stop being such a hypocrite!
Er, you're doing the exact same thing! You're drawing attention to a story you can't verify, but with added sanctimonious bullshit.
Pot calling the kettle black. The only difference between your website and these "rags" is that you draw dicks on people's faces.
this is disgusting that any magazine would publish this… rape is not a joke or by any means a way to sell magazine… if anything in touch weekly should pull this cover and apologize for this horrible cover… whether or not britney was raped it is not for the world to know and it is just disgusting and awful that this is published on the cover…seriously what were they thinking??? imagine being britney right now in this critical spot in her life and just when shes getting everything back together the freaking stupid tabloids put up this headline… The britney madness has been crazy but this is OVER OVER OVER OVER the edge of stuff to print. I hope she sues their ass to the ground.
oh, c'mon perez. you're spreading some story that swayze is going to die in 5 weeks. how do you think that would make him feel? we know intouch is a big fat lying mag.
Is this post intentionally ironic?
if y'all hate perez so much, why leave so many comments? I LOVE PEREZ
you run a gossip column….you said (and insisted your sources were 100% correct) that castro was dead. YOU ONLY EXIST BECAUSE OF GOSSIP AND SPECULATION…..which, if you're really as dumb as you are fat, that means you're equally as bad as inTouch.
Hey, if i show you some gay videos of myself will you help my blogging career? you're a fat, hypocrite, liar.
I hope no one buys this, its a load of shit!
Stop picking on Britney already!
Love you Brit xxx
You do the same fucking shit every fucking day you idiot!!!!
People listen….this fat fuck wont shut up till you hit him in his wallet. We need to boycott his advertisers. Lets start with American Apparel and Snorg Tees…
Right Perez, just like when you swore 100% that Castro was dead.
NO PUEDO CREER QUE SEAN TAN BASURAS COMO PUBLICAR UNA COSA ASI NO CREO NADA D ESTA MIERDA QUE INVENTRON Y APOYO A BRIT …
Y DEJENCE DE SACAR MIERDAS COMO ESTAS QUE SOLO CAUSAN DAĂ‘O ABRIT!!!!!
IDIOTASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
So why would YOU even draw attention to it in your own website Perez? Yes it is that sick, and if you really agree then you'll take down the entire article (complete with covershot) that you took the time to write about it!
Like What Perez Prints are all FACTS????
GIVE ME A BREAK!
Also "Punctuation is pivotal"….what the fuck are you talking about? Do you KNOW what pivotal means? Let me help you…
piv·ot·al /ˈpɪvətl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[piv-uh-tl] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or serving as a pivot.
2. of vital or critical importance: a pivotal event.
[Origin: 1835–45; pivot + -al1]
—Related forms
piv·ot·al·ly, adverb
This is NOT a word you would use to describe the importance of punctuation.
STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS!!!!!!!!!
totally agree - it's disgusting!
but perez, you've been exactly like them for suuuuuch a long period of time! you've been so mean to britney, distributing lies about her! you're slowly getting better and more informative, and i hope it stays like that!!!
LUV TO BRIT!
Someone who was raped wouldn't be running around screwing everyone she sees.
Yea because everything you write is FACT. HA!
Is Castro still dead, Perez? Get off your high horse!
Bitch, you do it ALL the time. Pot calling the kettle black!
I guess they do it JUST AS YOU DID, because it sells, or in your case keeps the traffic up….
doubt.
It's great to see she seems to be getting better, but crap like that story can't help her recovery. Dance lessons for kids has to be conducive to her healing process though. I hoping that one day soon we will see Perez & the other celeb sites writing about all Brit's done for mental health issues, paparazzi craziness - she's certainly raised awareness in those areas, but it seems like some people (the one pap in a pink wig for sure) are deliberately trying to sabotage her recovery or take her $$$. The poor girl will be broke & after all of this (look at LiLo) will have trouble finding work. I'm hoping in the end she will get her babies back & become a spokeperson for mental illness. Who knows, maybe Judy Garland would still be alive if they had the Internet & treated mental illness back then. My Uncle owned a bar in Hollywood back in the 40's & 50's & it was just as scandalous back then as it is now - if not more so.
i love this blog. but you do the same exact thing all of the time. this is so ridiculous. you just lost a fan. to gain an ounce of integrity back i really think you should consider posting an apology to your fans.
well, the little cunt goes around with no panties,doing meth for days,surrounds her self with camel jockeys,yea it could have happened,bet she loved every minute of it,f****** trailor trash bicth!!!!!!!
Perez, I love your site. I'm on 10 times per day but…….your can't ever make comments on what other celeb sites or mags use to sell copies. This is what you do. Keep up the good work though.
Respect!!
Omg that's disgusting. They should post stuff like that if they're not even sure, and even if they were sure, rape is a horrible thing if that happens to someone, that shouldn't be on the cover of a magazine for fucks sake.
EMILY YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
What a good point! HOW many posts did Perez put up saying he had "HIGHLY CREDIBLE SOURCES" that Castro was dead? This went on for what, at least a week, then he went TOTALLY silent. Like Perez Fucking Hilton is going to have the scoop on the death of a head of state? Talk about delusions of grandeur!
Go eat a whoopie pie Perez.
Honestly coloring books are more intelligent reading than this.
How to run the exact same story while distancing yourself at the same time, Perez. Incredulity, the journalist's friend. Have you ever thought about politics? Lol.
Umm, not everything you put on here is factual. I like your stuff but don't be a hypocrite
Which is why you're attracted to inTouch.
I find this cover completely terrible!!! by what if it Is true, that must remain in the private one!!! it is so hard to undergo a rape, if it is necessary in more than that is put on full page!!!
"We don't wanna question marks in covers! We want to know that what we're reading is FACT!"
Is this quote actually coming out of the bloated mouth of the jackass who reported that Fidel Castro was deceased????
Perez, you are such a TWITCHING TWAT. And you can quote me on that!
congrats perez on finally being very neutral when it comes to britney as opposed to bashint he shit out of her!
I agrree. fuckin stupid magazines!!!
…facts?! Funny hw you would be the one to point that out..the importance of facts. Since you've likely posted stuff on your blogs that are just RUMORS and everyone knows that tabloids are just based on made up stories or are exaggerated facts…’nuff said!
Hello pot, my name is kettle. Lemme get this straight, Perez: You're calling somebody out for their lack of journalistic integrity? Your ironic sense of humor is classic. Keep up the good work!
Ya know, Miz Perezita makes remarks like these so that people like you and me will be outraged and just have to respond. She can't possibly not realize how similar her behavior (can you say Fidel Castro is dead?) to those conventional rags.
some fat prick said castro was dead too, can you believe it???
Ya know, Miz Perezita makes remarks like these so that people like you and me will be outraged and just have to respond. She can't possibly not realize how similar her behavior (can you say Fidel Castro is dead?) to those conventional rags.
By the way, why are my comments disappearing? Can you please fix this shiz?
PEREZ SHUT THE FUCK UP. HOW IS WHAT IN TOUCH DOES TO SELL MAGS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU DO FOR HITS? YOU USED AND EXPLOITED BRITNEY'S SITUATION FOR YOUR OWN SELFISH NEEDS. SO YOUR NO BETTER
Your just as sick perez u FAT beach whale. It was YOU that was saying "why couldn't it have been Britney" when Heath Leadger died. So go play with the traffic flat face
Oh Perez, you live in a glass house!
britney is a has been and she shoulve never got with k fed. he fucked her life up and now she has 2 kids and no sanity left to deal with the fact that he only married her so he could be less of a loser than he was being a dancer. she shoulve worked things out with justin timberlake a long time ago.
what, like fidel castro's dead you mean??????
Cause it's a tabloid and they want to Grab the reader's attention!So the potential consumer will want to read and hopefully buy it to find out "OH!Was she?"Disgusting I know!But your website is an online tabloid.you should know all the ins and outs of how to grab people.
INTOUCH MAGAZINE IS A FUCKING STUPID MAGAZINE AT ALL!
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I HATE THIS PAPER!!!!
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ITS SHIT FOR BRAINS!
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THEY ALWAYS LIE JUST TO SELL MAGAZINES!!!!
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THATS WHY A LOT OF JOURNALISTS QUIT WORKING FOR THEM VERY SOON AFTER THEY BEGAN !!!!!
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SHITY MAGAZINE!!!
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You do that same thing something Perez but you are correct it makes no sense…only stupid people would buy that magazine. they say so many things about Britney…it never ends does it? what's next she k*lled her whole family, chopped them up, and put them in the walls of her mansion…i mean…get the facts before publishing that crap
If you expect real journalism from these magazines you're really barking up the wrong tree.
why put it out there? i think that's hilarious coming from you!!! LOL
ha ha ha ha omg are you serious! YOU are such a two face cunt, you do the exact thing on your blog with your headlines!
Tha pot calling the kettle black is a gross understatement. do you ever read what YOU write?
They're only doing this because she's actually getting better and they're running out of Britney related things to put on their cover. It's all about selling magazines.
And Perez…everyone is right. You are being a bit hypocrital lol
awfulllllllll thing to say…wow leave britney alone..it truly is grosss
HAHA AS IF PEREZ DOESN'T DO THIS KIND OF SHIT ALL THE TIME!
god i am so over this website. don't pretend you're something you're not, p. you're just as ridiculous of a gossipmonger as any pap or rumor rag. get over yourself.
You want facts from the NE yet you just linked their story about Patrick Swazye's imminent death. You are full of doubt about it. How is this different? I see no difference between you and that rag. You want hits, they want to sell advertising. You've equal parts of scum DNA. Own up and carry on the hypocrisy.
Have you ever read your blog????? Hypocritical much?
Yeah, I know, right???Journalists should check and recheck their sources before putting information out there that might not be true. BTW…how was Castro's funeral?
This is what you do Perez and we still love you. Oh you are a naughty boy who just drolls at the chance for CONTROVERSY!!!!!!!!!
Ya little hypocrite you… Just like my kids…
Ya, like when Perezito said that FOR SURE Castro was dead? Ooops!
Why call attention more attention to it by posting? That's stupid.
Those people are disscusteing they need to stop writeing shit about her
she is getting better so now they have nothing to write about her
hahahahahhaha
VANESSA:
Thank you for thinking logically about the scenario.
Drugs can lead to bad situations when you can't control your surroundings
(especially if someone else controls when you take drugs, for that matter…)
thats so stupid! i feel so bad so britney. Like she doesn"t have enough problems already, if you don"t know if the storys true of not don"t print it!!!!
I used to spend about $20 a week on celebrity magazines, now my salon gets them, but I can get more info off of your website everyday…