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Where Is Suri Cruise????

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Katie Holmes

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Katie Holmes is on the cover of the new issue of InStyle U.K.

She looks good and all, but….

Where the heck is the Scientology Princess??????

Suri Cruise has been conspicuously missing in action lately. The former media-loving tot has not been seen in public in MONTHS.

Is she going through some special Scientology training or something????

Katie tells In Style that she definitely wants to have another child with Tom. "I'd love to. But I'm in no particular rush," she says.

Of Mr. Cruise and falling in love, she adds: "It happened in an instant. When you fall in love, it's like time stops. I try every day to make him know how much I love him."

Gag us with L. Ron Hubbard's frozen cock!

184 comments to “Where Is Suri Cruise????”

More comments: « 1 [2]

  1. ANONYMOUS says – reply to this


    101

    What Is Anonymous Not?

    Anonymous is not an organization.
    There is no centralized hierarchy of power, no chain of command. When Anonymous acts in a consensus, it closely resembles a grassroots political movement, with participants drawn together by the strength of their shared message.
    Anonymous is not a hacker group.
    The majority of Anonymous has little or no experience in computer hacking. While some hackers are drawn to Anonymous for obvious reasons, and their actions are sometimes inspired by Anonymous' collective beliefs, each Anonymous is ruled by his or her own morals and conscience and is solely responsible for any illegal activities.
    Anonymous is not a bunch of religious bigots.
    With Anonymous' recent stance against the Scientology Organization, some have leveled this charge against Anonymous. As stated earlier, the label of Anonymous transcends barriers of faith and is used by members of all religions. Furthermore, while individual members of Anonymous might disagree with the beliefs of Scientology — as is their right — the current protests are not directed against the faith but against the Scientology Organization and their questionable actions and policies.

  2. RazzleDazzle says – reply to this


    102

    FIRST!!!

  3. Wake Up says – reply to this


    103

    Hey Katie- DE NIAL isn't just in Africa!

  4. Wake Up says – reply to this


    104

    Hey Katie- DE NIAL isn't just in Africa!

  5. Wake Up says – reply to this


    105

    Hey Katie- DE NIAL isn't just in Africa!

  6. Melissa says – reply to this


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    I can't stand Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes now. I refuse to watch any of their movies anymore. I also REFUSE to watch Will Smith and Jada as well. I will also not pay any of my hard earned money to watch anyone who is associated with the scam artists known as SCIENTOLOGY!

  7. Tom Cruise YUCK says – reply to this


    107

    Tom is a creeper!

  8. Sam says – reply to this


    108

    What are you talking about?

    SURI WAS JUST AT THE OSCARS A FEW WEEKS AGO!!

  9. FROZEN COCK says – reply to this


    109

    "Gag us with L.R.H.'s frozen cock"…that is the funniest shit i have ever heard on this site!!!

  10. CULTS ARE BAD!!! says – reply to this


    110

    Re: humpday – WORD!!! her family must be trippin'!!!

  11. WILL SMITH IS A SCI-FAG says – reply to this


    111

    Re: Maria
    YES, GRETA IS A SCI-WEIRD-OLOGIST!!!

  12. blow me says – reply to this


    112

    JOEY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOEY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!JOEY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JOEY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JOEY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JOEY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY…………………………..

  13. Sheila says – reply to this


    113

    this is an old cover from another US issue of instyle

  14. curiousjorgita says – reply to this


    114

    that's the same cover as the state's edition… what? not enough time for a new photoshoot?

    oh joey potter, how you've changed.

  15. Anon Y. Mouse says – reply to this


    115

    FIND OUT AT http://forums.enturbulation.org/

  16. Anon says – reply to this


    116

    Re: Anonymous – Dude! You have a dictionary too?! You must have been really bored to bore us with that boring shit.
    What is Anonymous?
    Anonymous is just a lable blah blah blah blah blah…shut the fuck up!

  17. Repeat This says – reply to this


    117

    Yes we get the point - it's an old cover, we know, someone said it before you -don't you read the other comments?
    Stop with stating the obvious already.

  18. b-ritt says – reply to this


    118

    This is an old cover. Katie was on the cover of the US edition in the same outfit months ago!

  19. meghan says – reply to this


    119

    isn't that cover really old?

  20. loz says – reply to this


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    Scientology is freaking messed up cult shit. I've been reading about it for months now and how these people can actually believe all of that stuff is beyond me!!!!!!!! Hubbard was quoted as saying, "You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich start a religion."

    Really it's a cult…if you don't know much about it research it. It's scary stuff. Hard to believe intelligent people could buy into it.

  21. an says – reply to this


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    Re: katiecuntisia
    what the fuck is wrong with u?

  22. JDRK says – reply to this


    122

    Everyday, I try to reassure Tom that he is straight, and on the verge of acquiring his OTIX Super Powers that we as Scientologists have been promised.

    Lust for boy toys merely distracts from those Thetan levels that bring cool abilities like X-Ray Vision (for seeing through the Abercrombie and Fitch models new wardrobes), Telekinesis (for retrieving astro-glide from across the room, or dropping trousers from 100 ft back), and even flying (much like Peter Pan and Tinkerbell).

    Critics of Scientology, Anonymous Protestors, Perez, Beware!
    OT Super Thetan Powers Activate!

    You'd better hope that belt works bubba!

  23. join anonymous says – reply to this


    123

    Who CARES what she looks like
    just more self delusional publicity whoring for $$$cientology
    `
    `
    Let’s face it, she barely had a career
    Tom’s career is soon to be over
    `
    `
    If you stop supporting actors that support the cult
    You stop their cash flow.
    Boycott all movies and projects that feature $$$cientologists.
    This CULT must be stopped.

  24. anon says – reply to this


    124

    If you stop supporting actors that support the cult
    You stop their cash flow.
    Boycott all movies and projects that feature $$$cientologists.
    This CULT must be stopped.
    `
    `
    Join anonymous and find out what he Cruise’s are really into
    YouFoundTheCard.com

  25. DawnDuhDuh says – reply to this


    125

    Hey Katie,

    Watch out for that "instant love" s&*%! My "forever" lasted all of FIVE months!!!

  26. dumb again says – reply to this


    126

    Uh, moron, thats Katies cover from the US version a couple months ago.

  27. Wendy says – reply to this


    127

    hahaha you make me laugh Perez!!

  28. YouKnow says – reply to this


    128

    Will Chris Klein father the next one as well?

  29. Homie says – reply to this


    129

    There are many pictures of Suri within the last months on katieholmes.com / gallery. she appeared quite often … ?

  30. becky says – reply to this


    130

    She has impetigo.

  31. Boston says – reply to this


    131

    I think the cover is kind of funny, the add that says "Get the hair you want"
    They picked the wrong woman for that one. Her hair is horrid. She looks 9.
    Dora the Explora look!

  32. #126 says – reply to this


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    Re: anon – Boy! That's smart. You're asking the world to examine their cult by joining your cult. Just fuck the Cruises and be done with it. Who even cares about them anymore? They're dull as dirt.

  33. question for #132 says – reply to this


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    Re: becky – Who? Suri or Katie?

  34. toonkinstiein says – reply to this


    134

    …Tom likes to dress his beards…I mean "woMEN" like well…like men….backless jacket?? nice change from the assless chaps she has to wear to get Tom's mack on…..what a dog and pony show these two are

  35. Anonymous Supporter says – reply to this


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    Every time you pay to watch one of the cult member's movies, you donate money to this cult. Period.
    Nancy Catwright/Bart Simpson donated over 10+ million dollars last year to support this cult.
    Educate yourselves. Google famous scientologists, and make it a point to not support their projects with your hard earned dollars.
    The only way to stop this cult is to take away their funding.

    Join us across the world March 15th in our next protest.
    Knowledge is free. Scientology isn't. WhyAreTheyDead. net

  36. Camilla says – reply to this


    136

    She is HOT on this picture!

  37. jack says – reply to this


    137

    Let go a bit Perez, why in the world is NOONE picking on Travolta, Kelly Preston, Leah Rimini and all the other scientologists.
    i don't think katie looks scared or controlled at all, she actually looks and seems happy and why wouldn't she be. get a life people. as long as scientologists don't threaten others, wh

  38. kerri says – reply to this


    138

    i lmfao your the best perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. All American Girl says – reply to this


    139

    I heard a rumor that Tom Cruise shoots blanks. Who is Suri's real daddy?? I also heard Nicole got knocked up by someone else other then Tom and that is why they he divorced her.

  40. "Anonymous" is actually Scientology in drag: question to #137 says – reply to this


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    Re: Anonymous Supporter – What happened to your big MOVEMENT in February? I was hoping you'd actually do something to those Scientologist losers. But it appears it was a big smoky dud. Are you for real or are you just switch and bait like the Scientologists? OR are you really Scientologists in disguise.

  41. #138 has blinders on says – reply to this


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    Re: Camilla – Yeah, HOT like nuclear waste.

  42. ShakĂ©tta says – reply to this


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    The cover is nice .. it was just as nice 6 mons ago when it was the cover of te US INstyle.., !!!

  43. cjm says – reply to this


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    The rental agreement for suri was up. she was returned to her natural parents, who live in another star system, (Idaho) who refused the buyers clause. As we speak, TC is looking for a dwarf to put on the payroll and take her place until they can come up with a good reason suri is not there. Please send all plausible excuses to Tom. the winner will be richly reward with eternal life aboard with the Sea Org.

  44. carry says – reply to this


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    Their weirdness is the only thing keeping them in the news. His last movie tanked. The only movie she has been in lately tanked. They are filmed because of old stuff. And yes, they do look like each other

  45. Christina says – reply to this


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    That's a way old Instyle cover! That was just on the US shelves a couple of months back. Fashion forward huh?

  46. fakeassbitch..is going to hell for all that moneyy says – reply to this


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    hope the money was worth the lies.

  47. twinklinstarr99 says – reply to this


    147

    I used to like Tom Cruise but he just scares me now. Katie looks like a robot.

  48. Lindz says – reply to this


    148

    same cover as the US In Style with Katie Holmes…

  49. consuela says – reply to this


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    Katie was cool before she ruined her life by marrying Tom…..now she juat sux! Plus she has this wierd Grand-Ma Vibe!!

  50. cupcake says – reply to this


    150

    This is what happened with the Feb. 2008 protests.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Chanology
    The Cult of $cientology did not acquire the status they have today over night.
    So, we don't expect bringing them down to happen in a short time period.
    Get educated, educate your friends & loved ones.

  51. cupcake says – reply to this


    151

    This is what happened with the Feb. 2008 protests.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Chanology
    The Cult of $cientology did acquire the status they have today over night.
    So, we don't ecxpect to bring the cult down over night!
    Get educated & educate your loved ones.

  52. BJ says – reply to this


    152

    Suri is Alive and well.
    Baby Suri, Crazy Dad, and paid off Mom, were all at the Beverly Hills Hotel Polo Lounge the weekend of the Oscars. Crazy Dad kept standing up and down with Baby Suri in arms to gain the attention of onlookers…as if he didn't already have it. About fifteen minutes after they left the Pregnant Ex-wife, Nicole, showed up. Timing is everything!

  53. How They Play The Game says – reply to this


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    IF YOU CAN'T CONVERT THEM,
    KEEP THEM CONFUSED!
    -DON'T LET THEM CONFUSE YOU.
    GET EDUCATED.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology

  54. caroaber says – reply to this


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    It is impolite to continue attacking Mr. Cruise on the basis of his religion. His wife and child should not be dragged into these scurrilous charges. They have no need to produce Suri for the amusement of the paparazzi. They are a family. Let them be.

  55. mark says – reply to this


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    katie holmes seems o.k.- her husband is fucking wierd tho' and their little bastid sure is ugly- did l.ron hubbard really shoot his load?

  56. Spotted Dick says – reply to this


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    Abducted by Xenu in a "check-mate" move against OTs to "Clear the Planet"!
    WOGS UNITE! DISMANTLE THE "ORG"! DESTROY THE "SEA ORG NAZIS AND THEIR MIDGET LEADER…..DAVID MISCAVIGE"! TEAM SP! TEAM WOG! TEAM SP! TEAM WOG! TEAM SP! TEAM WOG! TEAM SP! TEAM WOG! GO ANONYMOUS! GO ANONYMOUS! WHERE WILL ANONYMOUS STRIKE NEXT?!

  57. Free Fido says – reply to this


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    Re: Wake Up – No shit….lol!

  58. atm says – reply to this


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    this is the instyle cover from winter???

  59. Valium Is Your Friend says – reply to this


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    Re: Maria – Yeah…..ole' "Scarface" is one of "THEM"! It's all true! Boycott Scientology hags & hacks!

  60. Hey Fuck You says – reply to this


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    Re: caroaber – Yeah…..shut the fuck up!

  61. Anonymous says – reply to this


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  62. John Stall The Wonderpope says – reply to this


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    SCI-INTOLERANT-TURDs are EVIL, almost as bad as Christian Fundamentalists, but not quite.

  63. Anonymous says – reply to this


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    Hey all……for a hilarious youtube video spoofing this goof-as-shit "religion"….go to "youtube" and search under "Scientology is … nice"…sung by Tim Cameron/produced by "Cracked.com"……..prepare to laugh yourself silly. Warning…..may induce vomiting and diarrhea! Hurry….Scientology is WATCHING! It will disappear before the sun sets!

  64. Shut the FUCK UP says – reply to this


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    Re: Lily – Are you a fucking idot? Is she single now?? If she was even close to single the tabloids would splash it all over the $#@damn place!!! I am so sick of these fucking dating advertisements all over blogs!

  65. coexist says – reply to this


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    why do you criticize their religion or beliefs? Its called the 1st amendment. no one's judging your religion or beliefs. its really aggravating.

  66. Lu says – reply to this


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    That's also the cover of the current German issue which is out for 2 weeks.

  67. beeee says – reply to this


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    i loooove her hair! i want it!!

  68. Dianna says – reply to this


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    Re: katiecuntisia – You are so disgusting! that is such an awful thing to write about a lady you do not even know! Get alife.

  69. Kite says – reply to this


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    Re: oneRe: catRe: amy – Tjats stupid! maybe the child is sick.

  70. bingobutt says – reply to this


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    She's being held hostage by Jean Benet Ramsey's ghost.

  71. j says – reply to this


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    don't you ever check your stories - Suri's been around - maybe layin low a couple of days but certainly not months you dum shit

  72. mary says – reply to this


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    why is it a vag shot?

  73. jk says – reply to this


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    my god - is this woman capable of talking about anything but how much she loves tom and suri and how happy and sweet and lovely evertything is. it;s the same story over and over and over again. blah blah blah woman! get a life!

  74. meaow says – reply to this


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    kate is s0o hot she kinda cuter than her baby!!

  75. lin says – reply to this


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    for anyone who cares, i recently saw katie and suri in griffith park with two body guards. suri is so cute and katie is very skinny.

  76. Stephanie Marcum says – reply to this


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    Bigotry looks terrible on you, Perez.

  77. ASA says – reply to this


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    This is the exact same cover of the December 2007 issue of InStyle that was released in the United States…I wonder why they would duplicate like that 5 months apart…and based on the excerpts from the interview, I do believe it's the same exact story as well…very strange…

  78. ASA says – reply to this


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    Oops! I meant to say the issue was January 2008…

  79. tara says – reply to this


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    this is old? at least get the real cover perez

  80. dontwannasay who i am says – reply to this


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    what are you guys talking about??? she is one of them now!!!! poor herrr?? shes got more money than she can spend (shes trying though) i guess freedom has its price who wants freedom when you can have all gucci and prada you could need. seriously people
    porr katie?? hahaha

  81. Candace says – reply to this


    181

    I SEE ALIENS!! THE PROFIT HAS COME ALL BOW DOWNTO THE CRUZS! Please this girl has no fashion sense, her husband needs Ridilin to chill out and that baby had to placed inside her by a real man or a doctor. She has no talen hermovies bomb, her interviews are lame and she talks and acts like a controlled robot. And by the way Tomwhy can't your mother find her own home. Does she compete with Kate in the house alsoor do the aliens tell you what to do? FREAKS!!!

  82. Pascua says – reply to this


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    I LOVE KATIE HOLMES!

  83. Hol says – reply to this


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    I think Katie Holmes has found herself in a "Rosemary's Baby" situation…and the elders have ushered her baby away…

  84. suris nanny says – reply to this


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    I have babysat for Suri on a few occasions and she is alive. She is such a dollface. I nanny for her time to time.

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