If the reports are true…

You might run into Victoria Beckham at your local mall soon.

Run the other way!

Fox has reportedly offered Posh a fashion reality series called Fashion Nightmares.

Yes, kids…it will be the fashion version of the other Fox reality show hosted by a Brit that never smiles, Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.

And, no it's not going to be the Posh version of What Not To Wear. It's SO much more!

She's supposedly going to do bigger things like whip 'back water' boutiques and beauty pageants into 'chic' shape.

The source also hints that Miz Beckham's A-list friends have really been pushing things on her behalf.

They (Tom? Will? Can't be Katie!) say, 'her humour and knowledge has yet to be fully explored.'

Watch out America…we're about to be Poshified!