Will You Read This Shiz???
Filed under: Exclusives! > Spencer Pratt
He knows his 15 minutes of fame are about to expire. Homie wants to cash in!
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Spencer Pratt is "in talks" to release an autobiographical book and he's ready to tell all.
"He's close to signing a deal," an insider aware of the negotiations tells us. "He will talk about L.C., Brody and everything else you'd wanna know."
Here's something we wanna know: can he even write??????
Posted: March 6, 2008 at 7:09 pm
i'm so glad that someone finally realized that he looks like beavis
oh please NO!!! think of all the dead trees to produce this CRAP… :'(((((
HAHAHA
what a tool
Spencer is a douche.
this clown is such a tool! he is ugly as sin itself too!!!!!!! i can't wait for time to run out on his so called fame. he needs a reality check!
feckyuuu spencer BRATt
I'll buy it I think he is a genius!!
His contract with The Hills will not let him talk about anything that goes on. therefore the book will be all the stuff you don't give a shit about.
dude, what a waste of effing paper!
Who gives a shit, what this fagit has to say.
Last!
I hope they do not waste trees on this douche.
lame.
… does anyone care? NO!
Who cares what he has to say about LC, Brody, or anyone. Massive tool. and p.s. idiot, Beavis is iconic, don't put him next to that fuck.
PRATT LOOKS LIKE AN OWL!!! especially when he gets all wide-eyed on the show
Who gives a SHIT about this guy!!! I'm so tired of seeing his face everywhere….it's boring.
What an idiot! I still think you NEED to please do a separated at birth og Ol goldilocks Spencer with a cabbage patch kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez…Please just start referring to him as BUTTHEAD…we'll all know who you're talking about!
bet he'll cry himself to sleep when the people weigh in on the crap that hes going to write.
Re: Jayne Meryl Kay – moo
hahahahahahahaha
www.groups.yahoo.*com/group/spencerpratt JOIN!!! JOIN!!! JOIN!!! JOIN!!! JOIN!!! Spencer Pratt is a TOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
i love fucking Beavis (the fictional character, not the act itself), what a resemblance!!
what a joke…i bet he can't even write
yes! yes! yes! THAT is who that idiot looks like!!! I just couldn't place him.
There is NOTHING he can write about that I want to know.
Yep, time's up!
OMFG!! An autobiography!? That will be the worst selling book EVER!!!!!!! Who the hell will read it? Let's see…read a classic Jane Austen novel, the latest Michael Crichton book, or Spencer's autobiography. Hmmmm…. That's a toughy……
boycott this crap!
HAHAHA GET A REAL JOB AND STOP GOING AFTER YOUR GIRLFRIENDS DREAMS YOUR FUNNY
Who gives a flying fart in space?!
who gives a shit about this self absorbed rich kid anyway
omg..r u serios??
gross, he is such a famewhore!
listen Spencer, i know how u and the "singer" Heidi montag
read these comments, but u say u dnt!, listen up, ur 15 mins. of
fame is over!
What a publicity stunt!
Who would buy this shizz. who the hell cares.??
Spencer and Heidi ar such tools, they're too "higher, higher"
they need to come down from cloud 9, they are such air heads.
who cares! go away no one wants to see your ugly face. PEACE
Re: kk –
dONT FLATTER HIM
Hes not rich, sweetie
GET THIS UGLY TROLL OUT OF HERE!!!
HE HAS NO TALENT AND HE'S A DOUCHE BAG!!!!
TROLL TROLL TROLL!!!!
I WANT TO BARF EVERYTIME I'M FORCED TO SEE HIS FACE!!!
Who? Who the hell is this guy. I missed the 15 minutes I suppose
Ummmmmmmmmm…….not to be a bitch but who is Spencer Pratt?
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in my ever shifting mind….now I'm thinking wouldn't it be neat if Hillary Clinton got a chance to make a statement for women everywhere?
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Barack Obama is electrifying…neat man…but also very young…he'll have his time. When I met her I was struck by the fact that I never saw a woman more determined and more focused. This woman wants this BAD!!!! That was the only thing going through my mind while I stood in the receiving line watching this lady. She's larger than life. Hee…listen to me..going on about this…but what can I say? Someone please tell me who this guy is!!
He CANT write … Have you seen his MYSPACE!!! hahahaha WHAT A JOKE … Bad grammer … In the first sentence in the about section!!! hahaha
Heidi and Spencer are perfect for each other … BIG teeth and NO talent!!!! Who cares about LC anfd Brody and whoever else!!! GET OVER IT!!! 
A bigger question is: Is there anything to tell?
can he read?
DUDE, Beavis is WAAAY cooler than Spencer could ever be. I predict Spencer will release his book in conjunction with his foray into gay porn. Those two pathetic photo opp whores deserve each other, just please do not procreate. We don't need any more of you wastes of space running around frolicking on the beach like you're the fucking JC Penney catalog - yes, JC Penney that's how cheesy you are you toolboxes. You can give her 1000 pairs of Jimmy Choos and she'll still be an evil dipshit hosebeast. Suck it!
They should also write LC a thank you card every single day because without her nobody would know who they are. Thanks Lauren.
He looks like he's all high on coke/crank or something!!! Check out his pupils!
Hahaha! The Beavis comparison is so spot on!!!
Who is this guy?
Spencer as far as I know, has done nothing significant in his life.
and the fact that i dont know much, doesnt make me want to read the book.
I hope he has to finance it himself, no one buys it and he goes into serious debt.
I'm sure he IS high on coke/crank… what a tool this duchebag is!!!
Here's a novel concept for a spoiled rich kid … Get a job! Go back to school…. stop trying to be a celebrity … you portrayed yourself as a villian to cash in on your fifteen minutes of fame and it blew up in your face. Heidi and Spenser have no talent and are not very interesting characters in reality television, so get over thinking you can live off your fame. Get jobs, so Heidi can eat, she is looking malnourished, then go home. FYI … no one cares!
Re: Mr. Van Dresen –
HAHAHA!!!! You hit it right on the head there, Mr. Van Dresen. LOL
He currently is exceptionally unattractive…
but on top of that, he will NOT age well.
He's going to look like Robert Blake in ten years. Maybe worse.
If I had to choose between making out with him or, say… Bea Arthur? Bea wins.
holy shit ive been saying this jackass looks like beavis forever! thanks for putting that up!!
it'll be the shortest book ever written..1 page..maybe 2 when you include all the publisher stuff..
That would be a complete WASTE of paper…and the trees that the paper was made out of.
NOOOoooooooooo!!!
he needs to go away. he's so annoying… along with his dumbass gf heidi.
ok first this asshole can't write and 2nd his fan base can't read….
Great comparison!!!
Does he even have a brain???
Team LC!!!
…can his fans even read?
Doubtful.
OMG … I have been trying to figure out who Spencer reminds me of and it's BEAVIS!!! Thanks Perez …. as always, YOU ROCK!
Ummmm…don't we already know how he feels about Lauren and Brody? Trust me, if he writes this book it will bomb bigger then Heidi's music "career"
WHAT GOOD IS A TELL ALL IF WE DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING HE SAYS?
He is such a girly-man. What the hell does Heidi see in him?
I'd rather sleep with the flying monkey's on the Wizard of Oz than him.
Why the hell does that loser think anyone will be interested in reading about his life? What a waste of space.
FUCK OFF PRATT!!! YOU ARE AN ATTENTION SEEKING WHORE!!! NOBODY LIKES YOU SO SHOVE YOUR BOOK UP YOUR ASS BITCH!!!
Write a book about what exactly…..how to sit on your a$$ and do nothing all day???? Idiot!
Now do Miley Cyrus & Butthead!
Who the hell would publish this crap. He would be hard pressed to fill 5 pages. He is nothing more than a blatant attention whore who has made a laughing stock of himself and his plastic bitch gf Heidi. Guess he has caught onto the fact that 'producing' her hilarious video wasnt exactly profitable, nor are their staged photo ops that are truly sickening as the FAKE factor is over the top. What can he tell people about Brody that they dont already know and could care less? That he is a mama's boy with no talent who lives off mama's money and has the clap. Bravo. Spencer and Heidi can drop off the face of the earth and they would certainly not be missed.
He is such a dumb ass. Nobody cares about L.C. and Brody. Some people might watch the show because there is nothing else on TV but they really don't care about L.C. and Brody's personal life.
I would read it.. Heidi is an idiot though..
Who is this guy? Let me guess, another reality tv joke? Milk it LOSER!
spencer is a JOKE!give it up you have nothing to offer and need to realize you suck and nobody likes you
He's a douche bag
barely anyone knows who the hell he is. that book will not sell.
HAHA who wants to buy this crap
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He is so ugly, so is his girlfriend Tori Spelling, I mean Heidi. Tori's look-a-like.
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Google his name and you will all have a good laugh.
HOLY SHIT OMG I KNEW HE LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE I JUST COULDNT PUT MY FINGER ON THIS IS AMAZING HAHAHAHA
Write a book? Can he even read?!!!! Oh, that chick will read it to him…..
Oooooo Heidi's gonna' be pissed! Honestly, what does this guy have to say that hasn't already turned up in the press? LOSER
anybody who spends actual money on this book is a sad, sad person.
This would be a "Tell All" through his eyes only so I wouldn't believe anything written… On The Hills he is the biggest Tool Bag of them all!
everything he's ever said is a lie.. why would we read his book?
PEREZ HOW DARE YOU ASSOCIATE THE WONDERFUL AND AMAZING BEAVIS WITH THAT ASSWHOLE SPENCER BEAVIS IS TO GOOD TO EVEN BE NEAR THAT DOUCHE BAG I DEMAND YOU TAKE THE BEAVIS PICTURE OFF!!!!!! AND WHY DO YOU EVEN WRITE ABOUT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE YOU AND ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE AND THE PAPPARAZZI KEEP GIVING THESE WHORES ATTENTION AND THAT IS WHY THEY ARE FAMOUS JUST QUIT WRITING AND TALKING ABOUT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE AND THEY WILL GO AWAY…….PLEASE TAKE THE BEAVIS PIC DOWN HE IS SO AWSOME AND HE DOES NOT DESERVE WHAT YOU DID PEREZ COMPARING HIM TO SPENCER YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
This guy has done way more than probably half of you have. He went to USC which is a tough school to get into and has some of the best programs in the nation. He graduated and has his own company. He was a political science major and a business major. Political science majors do more writing then any other major (a test is 20 pages of writing essay format.) He can write circles around you. He was accepted into law schools all over the country. Have you people even gone to school?
FIRE..FiRE.Fire,….
i almost pissed my pants wiht laughter when i read thiss…. dear HEIDI AND SPENCER, since i know you are reading this through your crocodile tears at the moment i thought i would let you knowt that you are two completely pathetic vacuous narcissistic wastes of space, air and life. and i DO NOT WANT to have to look at your surgically DEFORMED(heidi) and just plain ugly(spencer) faces EVER again. i think lauren conrad is a sweet girl but im pretty mad at her cause she made these two TWATS famous totally by accident.. o well hindsight is 20-20. horse face and beavis- your 3 1/2 seconds of fame are long gone so just give up on your pathetic "dreams" and go back to the stupid little holes you crawled out of and cry about the fact that your fake lives are now ruined.. maybe youll get a real job somewhere working for someone who never had to sit through the painful experience of watching you on the hills… thanks for making all of us a little dumber by your mere existence.
Who would want to read an autobiography about him?? He is a NOBODY
he should save himself the embarrasment of no one reading his book.
Just bow out quietly. I think that would show some dignity. are we surprised he does the opposite?
holy shiz…i really think it is the same person
Who the fuck are these people?? No, don't tell me. I don't care!!
Puta!
PEREZ, it's not very nice to compare spencer to beavis…beavis is soo much smarter : P
Jeez….I wish he would just stop already! 3/4 of that book will probably be fiction rather than autobiographical…
I can't believe he thinks people would pay for his book. He is such a loser. I can't stand to look at him. I'm sick of him, & Heidi & LC & the whole dissing each other. Grow up! You are NOT famous & no one likes you. Get a life bitches!
hahah.. whatta joke! hes so dumb.. he will do ANYTHING to be in the spotlight.
please dont read this..nooo! sorry but In 1997 a girl called lauren was walking in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirrorrsaying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary
will this be a pop up picture book? =-)
He makes me want to VOMIT!!!!! How could anyone (Heidi!!!) have sex with that???? FUG.
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lmao that was too funny
i know somebody who know somebody who made a "guestappernce" please buy my autobiographical!!
love the hills. would NOTTTT read his crap. hate him.
think he is just lookin for more money he's not gonna make. and if we learned anything from his directing skills of Heidi's "Music Video", we should know everything he touches turns to crap