This Is Totally About Jessica Simpson!
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John Mayer just wrote a VERY interesting message to his "ex-lover" on one of his two blogs.
Though he asks us not to read "too far into this on a personal level," how could you not????
He writes:
"I was sitting in the airport lounge this morning when I started scribbling out lyrics and such…
Don't read too far into this on a personal level. (There are no hidden messages)… I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be.
Dear Ex Lover,
Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying.
I hope this is enough closure for you.
Goodbye.
P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me."
fuckin' asshole!!!!!! i never liked him!!!
Ha ha!
If you need me you know how to find me?!?!? What kind of f*ucked up mixed message is THAT!?!
did anyone notice hes holding a magazine with miley cyrus on the front? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! gross.
if i was a guy i would get a hard on for her anyday
Could be Jessica.. could be CAMERON though
considering that mayer has like 100 exes, this is probably not about her.
This guy is an egotistical maniac getting off on his own blah blah blah. How boring can you get?
It's that Pop fiction show…I would guess. Just like Paris and her spiritual/actor friend. That show is making FUN OF YOU….all you little douche bag's that jump conclusions…..
He's a disrespectful douche…how dare he talk to her like that publicly…i just lost all my respect for him and his sappy love songs
hello.you idiots
this isnt about anyone in particular. it means that people think they like someone or think they hate someone but still give out their hand to whoever it is.
especially when you refelct on it years later. you think about how crazy you were and how contradictory you were when it came to what you would do and wish you wouldnt do to a friend and such
read between the lines. it says right in the beginning to not look too far into it.
the jokes on you.
i think you people are purposely looking for a reason to hate.
hello.you idiots
this isnt about anyone in particular. it means that people think they like someone or think they hate someone but still give out their hand to whoever it is.
especially when you refelct on it years later. you think about how crazy you were and how contradictory you were when it came to what you would do and wish you wouldnt do to a friend and such
read between the lines. it says right in the beginning to not look too far into it.
the jokes on you.
it actually could be about jessica from a while ago though.
i think you people are purposely looking for a reason to hate.
i don't like him ever since i saw him in this mankini garbage. i'm done with him.
then why does'nt he shut up about it? some gentleman he is. WHAT A LOSER!!!!!
Umm…so can we talk about how HOTT he looks in that "Borat" thong
Who does this guy think he is, he is nothing, not even that good looking, hope you can read this JOHN , GO fuck yourself, to whoever is contacting him, she needs to realize that he is a depressed cry baby singer who has to publicize private moments with the world to get attention, because he is a NOBODY D LISTER!
Jessica is stupid, but she's got Tony and she's happy, so I doubt it's her. Minka is with someone else. It could be about Cameron. She's kinda clingy. She freaked out when Justin was flirting with other woman after they broke up. So I wouldn't put it past her to be stalking John.
So he says to the person to stay out of his life, yet says "P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me."? That makes a lot of sense (not!).
kind of vague… but still asshole!!
"perhaps". "spell it out for you". "do not wish". "serve you best". "put up with you". PRETENTIOUS much??
your music blows.
I don't care what any1 says! I would FUCK John Mayer harrrrrd becoz of his sexy, sexy lips!!!
What a coinky-dink, Mayer get's honored with Messica's other dicks, and lo and behold, another crypted blog comes, where once again, the assumption is about her. Even if the blog isn't about her, Mayer knows that it will be seen as that, and that is why he's an ass.
He wrote this blog before the Cosmo thing, I think people are reading way too into it
Re: s0da –
I KNOW!!! i thought the same thing, way to give mixed messages, john!!
Jessica has moved on with her life. Wasn't John Mayer "seeing" Cameron Diaz? I heard she is a bit nutty. Sounds more like her than Jess.
get that last line….what a tease….he's cruel…nail that bitch to the wall.
LOL!!!
I hear ya, John, I hear ya.
John thinks he's intelligent because he's surrounded by unintelligent people. He is as deep as a puddle. Why would Jessica be pining for John when she has a hot, rich, athletic man. Also, John is posing almost naked in front of a little boy who is taking his picture. Creepy.
Daymmm! John prove us that he is truly asshole! Yea, he's showing no mercy! I bet it was for Cameron Diaz.
WHO wants a man dressed in that Gross green Man G sting thing in the pic . Man G string is not cute , Men look good in Jeans topless , Or cut off Jeans with a tee. But Woman, do noy think that looks cute to be seen with…. Alright ,maybe if you are a chip en dale dancer at a show. but in real life … woman want to be cute……. not seen with glow in the dark G String Dorks !!!
It sort of reminds me of that old 10cc tune, "I'm Not In Love." The somewhat defensive and immature narrator denies his affection for a girl over and over again, but it's very clear to the listener that he really cares about her. It ends up being a very beautiful and moving song, for those of you who haven't heard it.
Maybe that's the kind of mood Mayer is trying to express with these lyrics, but with a more humorous twist.
NOOOO, Perez. I think you took what he said literally. Quite literally. He was being ironic. It's a very nice insight on love in general.
BULLSHIT ! This is about a man, because what heto male calls his gf his "lover/exlover" ?
He's SO full of shit. He's obviously talking about about PEREZ. Why would Jessica be calling him now?? If she wasn't seen all over the place with Romo, maybe I would believe it. But the girl is happy and occupied. John Mayer is way too full of himself. He needs to get fucked up the ass or something. Maybe then he'd shut his fricken pie hole!
Re: me – EXACTLY!!!!
But Jessica already has someone new, so it can't be her, eh? Could be that she just wants everyone then… But anyway, I nominate Cameron Diaz on this one.
YOU WISH IT WAS JESSICA SIMPSON.
your hatred is clouding your common sense. Out of all of you the only person that seems to be over this relationship is Jessica Simpson herself. Ironic really.
Perez, John - GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yuck to testicles!!! && this site contains malware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do not think this is about jessica. she is with someone else. I think this is an asshole looking for publicity. Perez why don't you just ignor him and save us from looking at that vulgar picture.
Its sooo about cameron D!
he think he's so great! he's so big headed, but actually he's a twat
I UNDERSTAND WHERE JOHN IS COMING FROM. I HATE IT WHEN I GET A CHICK TO SUCK MY DICK OR FUCK AND THEN SHE WONT STOP BOTHERING ME. SO ALL YOU CHICKS OUT THERE SHOULD SUCK AND FUCK BUT DONT BOTHER US!!!!
Cameron Diaz is the psycho of his. She was psycho on Justin too.
BLECH!!! I just don't get the attraction-he's just plain gross
???
"Don't ever call me. It's done. Get over it."
"You know how to reach me."
Mixed messages much?
Thank you # 77. That is, in my opinion, exactly what he was saying. One more thing, Perez, this was posted on his blog DAYS ago. You're a little behind, bub.
Douchebag is confused. He should just write about how he jerks himself off and call it a day
Re: s0da –
totally agree with you !
what a tosspot he really is.
actually i believe this is about Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Totally NOT about Jessica Simpson. DEFINITELY about Cameron!
She's the one who keeps turning up where he is, trying to stir stuff up with the paps to make everyone think she's dating him again. Plus, she's the one that's apparently 'crazy' b/c she's been dumped by all of her bf's, AND, she hasn't moved on from any of her past relationships (ie. Justin and John). This message was definitely geared towards her.
haha……wat does comment 62 traslate as??? "eres un gordo feo culo roto!" hahahaha….my mates are coming up wiv doozies now…great fun in nz tonight…….anything close to something of gordon's rotting?????
contradictions.
Nicely put John.
How could he say not to contact him, and then contradict himself with "if you need me, you know how to find me" ???? Am I the only one who thinks that sounds stupid??
he's writing about the mind games that people play on each other…i hate you, but don't leave me…
Well that made sense..
I think the ps part is just sarcasm. Apparently girl is a lil obsessed and its a damn joke that you know how to find me because um well she wont leave him alone, she knows where hes at, etc. Think a lil harder ppl, its a damn joke.
Mayer is all about publicity and that's why he was with Messica and still uses her to get some.This is definitely about Messica,or at least he wants us to think that.He doesn't give a rat's ass about her and never did.
Oh,and does anyone really think that Messica is REALLY involved with Romo?
why would that be about jessica when shes like obsessed wiht tony romo. its probably about cameron diaz she did go all nuts on JT when he was talking to jessica biel after they broke up….
Thats totally about MINKA
Re: Teresa – Maybe he too is confused about what he wants and about love…I don't think it's about Jessica though. She has clearly moved on.
so not about jessica, she has moved on. i definitely think cameron diaz, she seems a little nutty
John Mayer is just another arrogant !@#$%head, as well as a sleeze-bag and a heel. No real gentleman says ANYTHING negative about a woman he once dated, nor would he EVER try to humiliate her in public. And what's up with the "lover" reference? How old is this guy? Ewwwwwwwwwwww–he makes me cringe!
if he really wanted to get rid of her, he would have left out the PS
Talk about mixed messages!
Do NOT contact me, yet you know how to reach me if you need me!
What a douche! He needs to shut the fuck up, I am sick of hearing him and seeing his arrogant face! I just had brain surgery and Patrick Swayze has cancer. It's sad that he can't use his "celebrity status" to talk about things that could actually contribute to society. Instead, he mocks the media and anyone else in his path. He is pathetic!
WHAT A CLASS A PRICK
PRICK
PRICK
SHAME ON YOU
PRICK
John Mayer seems like a dick! I think he is a FAMELOVING MANWHORE!!!
P.S. How do we know it is about Jessica Simpson, they broke up ages ago. What about that chick from Friday Night Lights. If I was going out with Romo I would not be calling this tool up.
I think it is funny he tries to be Mr. Sensative in his songs when he just seems like a frat boy!
I don't think it's about Jessica, but besides that, what a psycho!!! Don't answer your phone dickhead, she'll figure it out eventually. What a mean thing to say to anyone, the more I read his blogs and see that picture! I think he's a weirdo!
This is Obviously not about Jessica! IT is definitely about Minka Kelly or whatever i=her name is! She was young and probably totally fell for him!
That is no way about Jessica Simpson. She HAS moved on with her life and found someone way BETTER than him. It's ridiculous to think he is referring to him. Good riddance, asshole.
He was being ironic - the last line is "if you need me, you know how to find me" he is saying that love is crazy - stay away from me, but still, but here I am if you need me. Love - it's a Bitch, Bitch.
To the idiots that don't understand how he could tell someone to get out of his life and then tell her to contact him if she needs him.
IT'S A JOKE, people. Buy a clue and a vowel.
Mink a Kelly but he is an ass*hole. He is not attractive either and she is gorgeaous..
REALLY STUPID, JUST LIKE HIM.
When this ugly MF'r is throwing away poonani it proves that this is still a "Man's World". Suffer Bitches, you're getting older every day.
Dear Jessica: Tony Romo is a step up for you - John may be smarter, but QB Star of the Dallas Cowboys? Texas girl can't do much better. DOn't get too clingy - he'll dump your ass too!
It's a joke! But if it's real, it's about Rikki Lake.
I think it's about Cameron Diaz.
What an idiot! Real men do not do that.
Re: Think a lil harder ppl – YES WE ARE AWARE OF THAT, BUT IT'S SO STUPID, (NOT FUNNY) AND HE'S SUCH A MEDIA WHORE. HE COULD BE A RESPECTABLE ARTIST BUT INSTEAD HE'S NOTHING BUT A JOKE ANYMORE.
That is hilarious! Apparently everyone didn't get it - based on their commentary. The P.S. is genious. That's so true.
this is totally about cameron diaz or minka this has nothing to do with jess by the way I really do think he loves jess!
Re: Lola La Pistola – WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THAT PISTOLA AND SHOOT YOURSELF WITH IT. HE'S SO GAY.
Re: mini – Thank You! someone else gets this. The irony flew right over all of your heads. Dum dums
STOP CONTACTING ME AND STAY OUT OF MY LIFE, but if you need me you know how to contact me? What kind of weirdness is that?
This HAS to be about Cameron Diaz. She's crazy….I bet Justin could write a letter like this also.
Well, John Mayer did call himself a douchebag.
Icky! Who would want him? I just don't see it. Jessica has a nice hot guy now I don't think she would want to still talk to a no talent jerk.
I agree that this is NOT intended for Jessica. It's for that hag CAMERON!!!! (….or possibly Minka). Jessica can't read anyway.
John is all about screwing with peoples heads. Looks to me like he is telling "love" in general to leave him alone, but everyone eventually wants love in there life…hence the "P.S. you know where to find me." You guys no better than to fall for that! You totally just fell in to his trap!
he is such a looser…and so full of himself
……..WELL….NOT MANY GUYS CAN PULL OFF WEARING THAT GREEN DENTAL FLOSS…..BUT HE DOES QUITE WELL…. CONGRATS, JOHN! HOTTER THAN COHEN IN "BORAT" GREAT LEGS! OO LA LA!
ALTHOUGH, I DON'T LIKE MESSICA SIMPSON, BUT JOHN MAYER IS A ASSHOLE! IF HE REALY FELT THAT WAY..WHY THE HELL DIDN'T HE CALL HER, AND TELL HER PERSONALLY! I THINK THAT HE IS TRYING TO SOAK IN THAT 15 MINUTES OF FAME..THAT HE GOT..WHEN HE WAS WITH HER! IT MADE HIM MORE FAMOUS TO DATE HER..THEN HIS CORNY WHITE BOY MUSIC!
BTW: HE LOOK DISGUSTING WITH THAT BS ON! HIS BODY SUCKS!
This does not mean its for jessica it could be for that other brunette he was dating.. like he said dont read into it.. who cares anywayyy
This is about Cameron Diaz FOOL
def NOT about jessica Simpson. your so mean to her and just assume the worse. she seems extremely happy with tony (( who wouldn't be?!?!? = ) )). Its prob about Minka. She's still hanging around NYC where johns been….
Too funny!
*It's a general sentiment about all the needy, clingy drama-queens that John is attracted to.
It's a shame, John's talent & creativity is overshadowed by his swollen ego & attraction to vapid chicks.
This has to be a joke, probably for that new Ashton Kutcher show…
SUN RECORDS IN MEMPHIS TN SAYS JOHN MAYER IS AN ASSHOLE. I WENT TO MEMPHIS LAST YEAR & OUR TOUR GUIDE TOLD US THAT JOHN IS AN ASS.
Ok, stay out of my life, but call me if you need me?! Sounds to me like Josh doesn't want to let go either…either that, or he needs some publicity.
i dont think this is jessica, i think this is minka
He is full of shit. She probably dumped him. This is coming from a guy that is wearing a thong. I bet he is gay. He secretly wants her back because he knows that he will never have someone as pretty as she is. Just come out of the closet, John.