This Is Totally About Jessica Simpson!
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John Mayer just wrote a VERY interesting message to his "ex-lover" on one of his two blogs.
Though he asks us not to read "too far into this on a personal level," how could you not????
He writes:
"I was sitting in the airport lounge this morning when I started scribbling out lyrics and such…
Don't read too far into this on a personal level. (There are no hidden messages)… I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be.
Dear Ex Lover,
Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying.
I hope this is enough closure for you.
Goodbye.
P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me."
Yeah, I'm having trouble believing that it's about Jessica. She seems really happy with Tony. I doubt that she's trying to contact John. And the other posters are right, it could be about anyone! He's "dated" quite a few ladies.
And I do find it quite comical that he's telling her to leave him alone, then telling her "If you need me, you know how to find me". lmao
That is such a gay thing to do. I have nothing against gays but this is why women should leave the bisexual guys alone. Why would he make such an embarrassing announcement over something that should be handled privately?
i found the last line of that message confusing…lol
Am I the only woman out there who finds him unattractive?
I feel like it might be about crazy horse-face Cameron Diaz
Ha ha, punt'd.
Hey, sometimes people are really dumb and don't get a clue when you tell them to buggar off…
I know JM and he is a cocking son of a Beep. But the guy is FUNNY and this is an example of it.
The statement he made on his blog reminds me of one of his songs "My stupid mouth" He said I am never speaking up again, I am never speaking up starting NOW…… Starting Now….. ONE MORE THING How is it my fault.
In his blog he says never contract me and then he says you know where I am if you need me.
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
"if you need me, you know how to find me"….umm, didn't you just tell this person to stop contacting you?
Am I the only one that thinks that John Mayer is an arrogant asshole. I have never liked him!!!
This isn't about Jessica Simpson. She has not been single for a while. This is about someone that he recently has been with. I think it is Diaz - isn't she a jealous freak?
I think he's being funny. He's highlighting how we all are after a breakup and how hard it is. get out, get away… but there's always that part of you that isn't strong, hence the "you know where to find me." He's showing the ambivalence involved in breakups. Har har yall!
What the big deal about this guy he is so ugly! Idk why all these hot chicks like him!? Either way he needs to get over himself!
Uhm. did anyone not read the beginning part of this at all?
Don't read too far into this on a personal level. (There are no hidden messages)… I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be.
The contradiction was on purpose.
I can't believe how thick-headed some people are.
john was overheard on his phone one night last year… "stop calling me..stop texting me..stop emailing me..Jess..stop…Jessica…stop calling me…
but that was last year…she moved on clearly…..he is an ass
you fucking fat idiot, how is this about jessica? she has someone who cares about her…u doosh…its obviously cameron or another ex…why pick someone just cause they are high profile. fatass
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE IRONIC! that much is obvious. it's probably not about anyone… just a random thought he couldn't get rid of.
I agree with #67 (or was it #69) .. mayer is definitely laughing his butt off .. Perez's posts about him haven;t gotten so many replays in a while.
It's also sad that the only way JS can get publicity is through the man she is dating ..
It's a JOKE you dumb FATTY!
It's a JOKE you dumb FATTY!
It's a JOKE you dumb FATTY!
It's a JOKE you dumb FATTY!
It's a JOKE you dumb FATTY!
It's a JOKE you dumb FATTY!
"P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me."
That's where the JOKE lies, you goofball.
Infeliz, desgraciado, creido!!!
If he told her that she needed to stop contacting him, then why does he says at the very end: " If you need me, you know how to find me"?
What does that mean!
Asshole!
I just hope that it is true that "GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES!"
he's a good looking guy and his music is okay, but everything you write about him makes him sound like such an egotistical ass. He's especially into himself. Some day he'll find out how shallow he's being and how he needs to get real to find any meaning in life.
could be cameron or minka. bet its cameron
not about jessica. i find it ironic that a guy who says " i will never be on the cover of US magazine" and " I want it to be about my music" blah blah, has clearly become addicted (his big headed ego took over). its a shame. this guy had so much appeal and is talented. he is clearly funny as well, but his arrogance and need to be famous is making me sick now. i bot room for squares before he was famous and thot he was the next big thing. what a disappointment. its hard to get excited about the music when the guy appears to be such a DOUCHE.
Well the timing on this is very odd. Jess is leaving for Kuwait I would think tomorrow after her showing. What is up with this goofus. I alwso think there are two messages her for two different people not just Jess & I'm thinking the later one you knwo where to find me is for Jess.
Interesting Tony & John met on Monday at that Cosmo thing & now this?? This is crazy shit!!! I feel very bad for Jess & someone or some people in the industry are hell bent on bringing Jessica down. Its a vendetta of somesort. Sad actually!!! Now she will go to Kuwait with this on her mind. What a shame!!!
Perez this truly is uncalled for, sometimes things are just to be left alone.
If you need me you know where to find me? Um, can you say HEADGAMES?
WHEN DID JESSICA SIMPSON TURN INTO THE WEIRDO CLING-ON THAT GUYS WANT TO GET RID OF? SHE SHOULD'VE JUST STAYED WITH NICK… THIS IS JUST NOT WORKING OUT FOR HER
Wow, he certainly seems self absorbed.
This could be about the girl from Friday Night Lights (his latest ex)…. or just in general…. he wrote a letter in like Cosmo about the guys that break our hearts… he said he'd mend them…. should we believe that too??
I personally think this comment has nothing to do with Jessica Simpson…she seems so happy with Tony Romo right now, I don't think she would try to get a hold of him because it could jepordize things with Tony….OMG so weird…they are playing John Mayer on the radio right now, how ironic! I definitely think it is about Cameron Diaz (she got CRAZAZY when her and Justin broke up too) or it's about Minka - although this doesn't seem like her style….but it's definitely not about Jess! But he needs to get over himself! What an ass!
He always seems like he's desperate for attention. I mean you're not Sasha Baron Cohen and you're not funny. I feel bad for these women who get involved with him. He probably suffers from low self esteem or else he wouldn't be such a jerk.
it's NOT about jessica.she has moved on.it;s about someone else.
FUCK YOU PEREZ!!!! LEAVE JESSICA ALONE!! SHE'S VERY HAPPY WITH TONY ROMO!!!!!! LEAVE JESSICA ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think you've bolded the wrong line there. He's making a comment on how crazy love can be. If you look at the broad message of the letter he's saying, "Never contact to me again." and then he turns around at the end and says, "but if you need to talk you know how to find me."
I think it's a very accurate representation of how love gets the best of you sometimes.
what a JERK! he's not even that hot, he needs to be thanking his lucky stars he got someone as hot as jessica. but maybe it's not about her, maybe it's about some unknown girl.
this is SO about minka kelly, come on.
yea i dont think this is about jessica at all… i think its of one of his latest flings…
but what a douchebag… first he's saying…"stop contacting me"… but then he feels necessary to put a P.S. saying "if you need me, you know where to find me…" i bet deep down he wants to keep getting calls from whoever this is about..coughcamerondiazcoughcough…. its probably a good boost for his ego
Dude, send that s*#t in an email.
Don't post it up on your blog.
Ahole!!!
Why do people keep saying he doesn't look sexy in this green thong? HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO! It's a replica of the one from the Borat movie. He's supposed to look riduculous. It's a joke, people.
It is clear he isn't writing this to any of his Ex lovers. He is simply stating how crazy love can be. He is closing the door, so to speak, but also leaving the door wide open. I found it very funny.
He writes, "stop contacting me" and then, "you know how to contact me".
Its totally NOT about Jessica Simpson (I think he actually quite liked her!) Its about Cameron Diaz!!!!!!
I think he is a little JEALOUS that Jess has found someone so much BETTER than him. lol Tony beats him in the "man department" any day! Just find this is right after her ex's were named "fun and fierce" and posed together. Hmmm…I don't think Jessica calls him at all anymore! She has a real boyfriend.
crap blog post from a dude.
What an asshole! He is telling her to not contact him and the at the end of the blog he says, "P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me." This would mess my head up too! He needs to get his shit together, make up his mind, and stop messing with people's heads!
I don't see why this would be about Jessica. I doubt she is trying to contact him now that she's with Romo.
this is not about jessica………..duh! i think its time somebody played this guy like the egotistical biatch he is. ur dick can't be that good dude, your way too full of ur self, and u don't know how to treat females. get back to music and keep the dildo up ur ass where it belongs. Date like a man so u don't get played like a bitch. PLEASE someone put this a–hole in his place.
wtf is he wearing? that's the ugliest swimsuit EVER. Just sayin'
There is something seriously wrong with John Mayer. Why would he write this on his blog other than to stroke his silly ego? If it's about Jessica, she HAS moved on, Retard. If it's about someone else, why the fuck would we care? And the funny thing is he tells the girl to fuck off and then says "call me if you need me". I repeat my opening sentence.
I doubt its about Jessica she's clearly moved on. It is probably about love in general but I'm sure he also knew that it would make people talk about who it COULD be. Its probably for publicity. Just like his "I'll defend Jessica against her boyfriend's issues" blog where he claimed he didn't want people to talk about it knowing full well the would.
why would he say not to contact him then say "if u need me u know where to find me". it coulfdnt be about jess she's already moved on
He is such a self-important jerk. I never liked him. Poor Jessica. Although actually shes lucky cause the guy she's with now is cuter and seems like a nicer guy.
i understand what he says and when he said "this is about how crazy love can be" i dont know who its for but when he wants her to leave him alone. in the letter its sincere he doesnt want to be with her. but he loved her and love doesnt go away and if she really needed him, she knows where to find him.
duh.
What an ass! Like he does not have enough money to cange his numbers and get security to keep her away. Then what is with the cheesing out at the end? "Call me if you need to" what is that about! Hypocrit! Doesn't want her but still wants to keep her dangling by a string. Jerk.
Uh..okay he says not to read into it but yet he post it on his blog as if it was no big deal..then of course you all jump into conclusion that its about Jessica..and then he says dont contact him blah blah blah then at the very end if you need him you know where to find him..talk about mix messages..MORON.
Typical man - don't contact - if you need me, you know how to find me - LOSER. And men say woman are hard to read. John Mayer can just get over himself, he is nothing special.
Anyway - I say it's Cameron not Jessica, Jessica has another hottie to keep her mind occupied which is WAY better than John Mayer. Poor Cameron must be a complete handful!!
John Mayer is the prime example of why men suck. He's not the cute, nor that talented, yet he thinks he shits diamonds. Get over yourself. Your "ex" is probably contacting you to tell you about the herpes you gave her or something. We're only getting one side of the story.
LMAO I LOVE THIS MAN!!!!
He's is totally insane, "if you need me, you know where to find me" people he put that down intentionally, its like an "oxy moron" of his needs. DEEP!
P.S.
Is he a nice guy to his fans?
The dual message shows how mixed up John Mayer is. The publicity stunts to get attention then he acts like he don't want the paps. He wants Jessica then he shows a diss that clearly about her. I believe she tries to contact him behind Tony's back.
What an absolute delusional, narcissitic prick this guy is. Trying to humiliate an ex-girlfriend (or boy friend, who knows) in a very public way. John, you are a 3rd rate talent that won't match up to himbo Justin Timberlake you matter how much you kiss his ass on your blog. Keep screwing actresses, models and strippers as they are on your intellectual playing field. Oh, and kindly fuck off.
*******that messege sounds contradictory. maybe that's the point.********
dear people,
this is not about jessica simpson. it's about his x-girlfriend minka kelly from the tv show "friday night lights". im a little disappointment in you perez hilton. you are usually right and now you're just asuming it's jess. not cool.
sincerely,
gg
Ok, wait a minute. First of all, he SOOOO is NOT talking about Jessica Simpson. And second, how the hell is he gonna tell the person to not contact him anymore but then at the end say "you know where to find me". What a douche. He's a male whore so he could be directing it towards anybody. He's so fucking UGLY he should consider himself lucky for having someone want to be with him in the first place.
That was mean.
why would he say after don't try to talk to me … if you need me you know where to find me??
I think Jess has moved on. He's been linked to many and it could be anyone.
I think this could be about
1. Jessica Simpson****** I think she calls him all the time
2. Minka Kelly*** he never really cared for Minka-treated her like trash
3.Cameron Diaz** She don't care enough she'll screw any man
4. Some man he was into*************************He is totally bi I think this is about a guy that John was in a relationship with for a long time. Now he is trying to get away from the guy, at the same time he is afraid the guy might tell on him so thats why the if you need me call. He is scared shitless that this guy will out him. What tangled web he has weaved.
'much more clear'? Watch your grammar, young man! It's 'clearer' - 'I don't know how clearer I can be'.
Oh, John desperate for some publicity???? So pathetic!
ITS FOR MINKA…………..! THAT BITCH IS BEAUTIFUL BUT CRAZY!
he probably keeps calling her and he is pissed she doesnt answer
Arrogant yes .but what a fine piece of man.love those long legs
HAHAHHAHAHHA
love John.
hell yeah
Sorry, this little blurb of a song IS NOT ABOUT JESSICA. Not even close, I know the Simpsons, and she DOES NOT contact him.
The blog came before the cosmo fun fearless award thing.
I like the way Tony stood up and acknowledge the fact that Jessica had been with most of the men there. Funny how Jessica Simpson people were acting like she was a virgin and only been with Nick the John that chick is a ho bag.
So I think this blog is about Jessica. Jess should stop calling him before she lose Tony Homo. Maybe she was trying to make Mayer jealous.
Mayer is so disgusting to try to air this private matter. What a dumb douche bag. Perez please post this picture of Mayer everytime something comes up because it shames his stupid ass. If he wanted to show his body he should have posed nude in gayboys….after all it isn't about music anymore with this cat…just how many people he can screw.
such a dumbass i so dislike his hairy big headed ass. first he's saying he doesnt want her in his life and then he goes saying "if you need me u know where to find me"? WTF.
#217 comment is right– DUH, people! He's slipping you some irony with that last line. Haven't you ever had those conflicting thoughts about an ex? Funny stuff.
Why does he talk about closure then says you know how to find me if you need me??He is full of himself at times.
dude, what a dick, he is just pissed off she is dating a football player. but yet again, she is a little crazy!
I'm sorry. Ever since he first appeared in the ass-splitting chartreuse clown thong, I have been unable to take John Mayer all that seriously. (Don't a guys naughty parts look much better hanging & swinging, with gravity doing its work. Foisted up in the Borat thong kind of binds things up, so to speak.
Jessica's people are ridding this blog desperately denying it. Wonder how long you guys have been waiting for this to show up here. Sucks to have a job trying to clean up Jessica's shit.
Maybe it's about the girl from Friday Night Lights. What a dick.
He is DIS-GUS-TING. Everything about him is gross.
I used to date John Mayer when he was just starting out and the last time I saw him was a few years ago…This is how he ends things…He doesn't know how to stay friends or make a clean break. Always the drama. He has to make himself look like the "good person" or the one who's right. He's an absolute dick with major personal problems…and fame just made those issues even more pronounced and intense. He's not worth anyone's time.
It would be in the best interest for the ladies who date him to not get too attached…I learned the hard way.
Whoever it's about he shouldn't have written it. Not to mention he's obviously trying to string her along because of the PS. Sick ugly little dude.
maybe he's talking about minka or cameron. cameron does come off a little desperate.
crying… ahhh… dammit just did my makeup…. very sweet
It's Cameron Diaz, Jessica is all sprung on Tony in LA LA land, she has tony to call why would she call John Mayer, or IT COULD BE MINKA KELLY??
I can just imagine what a childish pain in the ass she must have been/is, etc. Can you imagine putting up with her childish antics and her disgusting/pervert father. John just put up with her shit for awhile for the sex I'm sure, but after a while that didn't even cut her annoying ways. Ha… she's sickening. It's funny to see her career totally in the shitter cause we all know what a no-talent dumbass she truly is.
ok.. so we writes telling the mystery ex to basically piss of and stop contacting him forever, but then ends it with "if you need me you know how to find me". that doesn't make sense at all…
but either way i doubt it's about Jessica, i can't see her being all hung up over this doofus, even though Tony is no winner either. it's probably aimed at some non famous chick. famous girls can and would move on with any other guy they wanted by now.
he's so damn ugly. he probably wrote that to get some attention. I bet no ones trying to contact him.
ew he is so ugly and gross! and so is jessica
Ewww….I hate him so much. He's so arrogant!! And that can't be about Jessica…she's definitely upgraded to a guy that seems to really like her and treats her well, unlike John. Yuck.
John Mayer is amazingly talented and hot. I love him to pieces. And everyone can stop being so hypocritical of him posting shit about his ex. If you have a myspace and you had a crappy break up, you'd blog about it. Or if the person was persistently calling you, you'd laugh about it in the blog. My ex cheated on me numerous times while in the Air Force. I blogged on my myspace saying he had a pencil dick and couldn't make a walrus cum. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. In this case, hell hath no fury like a celebrity pissed off that his ex won't stop calling.
what a dick!
I THINK EVERYONE HERE WANTS A REASON TO HATE.
DID YOU NOT READ THE BEGINNING OF THE LETTER WHERE IT SAYS TO NOT LOOK INTO THIS SO DEEPLY.
THE JOKE IS ON YOU PEOPLE.
THE INTENTION WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CONTRADICTION AND IRONY.
it could in fact be written about someone. but it was only posted as to how mixed people can be. hence, the part where it states looking back on OLD writings.
BUT ALL IN ALL. IT WAS POSTED AS A JOKE.
HERE ARE THE FUNNY COMMENTS i find on this page:
Third(asshole WAS third and fourth and fifth…)
3rd?? poor jessica its hard when your the crazy EX.(kj)
Please. That was so obviously done tongue in cheek.(mini-great comment!)
He is just trying to be funny - it's what he does… He's a funny guy!(tarah)
Personally, Jessica the hottie and John's the nottie. The rest of these comments SUCK like the fourth of july, except this one. Kudos!
Saucy, you just brightened my day! Please tell me ur a guy!
Ummm…if that really u perez, no, i'm not a guy. By the way, you're fat.
haha!! saucy, that was too damn funny. u just dissed perez RIGHT after he complimented u. Grand. But then again, doesn't everybody that perez compliments call him….*fat(nicole richie) insane (rihanna) fag-trash (jack nicolson)….and that's as far as i know. haha. grand. grand. grand.
What a manipulative asshole.
I thought he was funny & smart for a while, but lately he's getting WAY too arrogant. He's not THAT funny anymore, and this message (who ever it was aimed at) is mean and manipulative. What a loser.
To those saying it's just aimed at 'love' in general: Oh, PLEASE. As if he didn't know that it would be linked to Jessica when he worded it this way.
I think he's very jealous of the fact that she's HAPPY without him and that Tony most likely has a bigger one then he does.