This Is Totally About Jessica Simpson!
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John Mayer just wrote a VERY interesting message to his "ex-lover" on one of his two blogs.
Though he asks us not to read "too far into this on a personal level," how could you not????
He writes:
"I was sitting in the airport lounge this morning when I started scribbling out lyrics and such…
Don't read too far into this on a personal level. (There are no hidden messages)… I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be.
Dear Ex Lover,
Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying.
I hope this is enough closure for you.
Goodbye.
P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me."
HAHA. Saucy's a MEEEEAAAANNNN gretchen wilson. haha. Yah, perez, ur FAT.
for those of you who are cutting up jessica simpson….. YOU ARE PATHETIC. how can you hate on her? she is the prettiest thing to have ever happened to john mayer………AND you are all jealous. i swear ill defend her till the end that girl is my fav and always has been. John that better not have been about jess. hopefully cameron who is a bloody tart who needs to realise she is almost 40 and needs to date someone her own age.
LOL @ the p.s.
What the hell is he wearing ?Men wear that? He looks kinda lacking in certain places . yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Fuck Jessica – See a therapist if I was the government I would keep an eye on you. You sound dangerous wishing her dead creepy.
This is funny. Has to be about Jessica. Who cares if she's with Tony, she's a needy dumb ass.
Perez…you are an idiot!!!! He says not to read into this personally and what do you do?…being the bad taste, opionionated errogate fat pig that you are…you posted this in the text that it was not meant to be. Way to go again in smearing and getting it all wrong as usual!!!!
I love John Mayer , I really do , but I sincerely hope he is wearing that man-kini thing for a joke
Girls! Let's boycott him altogether!
omfg this made me gagg… not only IS he an assole but now he LOOKS like one 2
well then why did he put the if you need me you know how to find me?
The p.s. part makes no sense
You are all idiots. He's not talking about anyone in particular, just commenting on love. He says "I do not wish to have you in my life anymore", but ends with "If you need me, you know how to find me." That contradiction is an example of how crazy love is. You idiots are so anxious to make everything so dramatic.
john mayer has failed me.
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This is so simple it's stupid. This is a letter TO LOVE about LOVE and how LOVE can be so crazy you don't want to deal with it but he loves LOVE so much that he'll always be there for it…as in "a SUCKER FOR LOVE". He told you not to read too much into it…but as usual… you remain ignorant. I't perfect John Mayer. Besides, he would NEVER want me out of his life! LOL
THIS BITCH (JESSICA) GET MORE HOTTIES THAN I DO. I'M PISSED. I KNOW NICK AND THAT WAS ALL TOTALLY HER FAULT. SHE REALLY HURT HIM. IT SEEMS THAT JOHN IS NOT AS NAIVE. TOO BAD ABOUT THAT UNFORTUNATE SWIMSUIT CHOICE! WHEN I SEE HIM PLAYING GUITAR WITH HER SHIRT OFF AND HIS UNDERWEAR BAND SHOWING IT'S SO MUCH HOTTER! ON THE BOAT DECK HERE..HE'D LOOK SO MUCH HOTTER IN A SQUARE CUT LYCRA SUIT. THAT HE COULD PULL OFF. HE'S IN GREAT SHAPE. SO IS PRINCE HARRY! HOLY HOT DAMN!
You are missing the point, idiot. It's about the P.S. He spends the letter telling her to go away, then offers himself back up to her if she needs him. DUH. It's supposed to be a funny commentary on how contradictory love makes us! God, the people who work at Perez are so fucking stupid it's painful.
I think it's about Minka, not Jessica or Cameron. But his posting is idiotic because on one hand he say leave me alone and closes with you know where to find me if you need me (unles he was being sarcastic). It should be easy to move on from him because if how he treated Jessica is any indication- he's no prize.
http://blog.honeyee.com/john/archives/2008/03/never_complain.html
He explains about the last post with this one here.
what an egotistical a-hole. Jessica and that Minka girl are way too pretty for him anyway. I think he may be talking about Minka. Why would he try to embarrass them, this makes me change the way i think of him
He's such a hack, and his songs suck. Why did his big head get famous anyways? Cause he plowed jennifer love……….?
He just posted a new blog to explain this one…check it out. He is not an arrogant asshole, you people just don't understand his art and the process of making it…LOSERS, get a clue!
You guys are all so fucking dumb. He's making a joke. He has a great sense of humor (unlike you idiots). He's also a great guitarist (even if he does make weird faces when he sings, I guess that's his trademark)
maybe it's about carmen diaz…
if he wants her to leave her alone then why does he write "p.s you know where to find me"???
He made a very poignant statement. He's showing how people tend to talk out both sides of their mouths. On the one hand, you may say you want closure in no uncertain terms, but then you go and shatter that all to hell by implying it's ok to contact you. People send mixed messages all the time–making the death throes of a relationship linger on that much longer.
read the new blog… he had o respond because people jumped to conclusions…. i totally agree with him why does it always have to be directed towards someone and why jessica he has had tons of girls!!!
they still have rumors about them two? who the EFF cares!! are they still even famous? then again who the EFF cares!!
JS OR CD???????
John was not talking about Jess! Jess is happily with that football player, Tony Romo! He was probably taking about that Friday Night lights actress, Minka Kelly.
One of the world's ugliest men….hands down. And his facial expressions when he sings are ridiculous.
this letter is for the paps peeps!
Wow no matter how things ended love in whatever form it comes in is personal and for him to put it out there for anyone to see in this dark way is of low class especially for a celebrity. I was never his fan and this just shows me that I never will be.
Fucking amazing
Jessica has Tony. This is about Minka.
What a DICK…no matter what ex he is referring to, he comes off like an arrogant prick! He was obviously rejected by this girl, and she was trying to stay in contact and be friends, but Mr. Ballsahanging, was not havin' any of that…SNAP!
What a jerk. Karma's a bitch.
I remember when someone over heard John on the phone telling Jessica to stop calling him. Yeah it's about Jessica, bet she is slipping behind Tony's back calling John.
This is a hot topic!
Uhhh This doesnt make any sense at the bottom he is telling the person to basically fuck off YET
He says if you need me you know where to find me
WTF???
John really shouldn't wear things like that… poor darling has small balls and a small dick. I feel sorry for guys like that. If he doesn't have much downstairs… I wonder how he can be such a "player"?? Whatev.
You are wasting your time here you need to cut the snake's head off to stop the trouble-That would be John Mayer. John knew what kind of attention this would get. He knew we would say it was about Jessica. You should deal with him because he used Jessica to get more attention.
P.S. I still think John is saying it's Jessica.
I highly doubt its about Jessica…
NOT ABOUT JESSICA….this is about MINKA!! i know taylor kitsch dated her and had to file a restraining order!! she is ONE CRAZY PSYCHO BITCH!!
Totally NOT about Jessica. She has a handsome,Dallas Cowboy Quaterback in Tony Romo, and seems super happy with him. So why the hell would she want to keep talking to douchebag John? No, thanks.
ummmm, if he doesn't want that dumb cunt contacting him why would he write"if you need me you know how to find me" ???
Totally seems like a complete ass. If his ex lover needs him he/she/it knows where to find him, but don't contact him because he wants closure and is hoping to get his point across in a blog!!? Why can't he keep crap like this to himself. I don't need to know the inane and useless brain barfing he was having while waiting for his flight. Blog something useful. I hope these aren't lyrics to an upcoming song.
My pick is Jessica Simpson Mayer is talking about her no matter how he is trying to clean it up. Tony chick is calling John yuck.
John is mentally ill he wants Jessica to call him. He didn't have to post that shit. I also think he is trying to get Jessica attention by wearing that suit. John seems really desperate these days but then so does Jessica. Douche and douchett should get together. They still are not done with each other.
Its not about jessica, its either about that chick from friday night lights or cameron diaz!! Simpson has a new man, and he's clearly referring to someone that isn't dating anyone!! He's dated a few girls since jessica, however I guess it makes better gossip to involve Jess, right Perez!! Don't read into it that much, that i know!!
Perez, you are a shallow (as in non-deep) asshole (we know this already, but) it's the PS that makes the whole thing. It negates the rest and it's like taking a hit to the gut. You know what it's like to want to hate someone you truly love? You can't do it. You can put up a strong front all you want, but there's always that lingering hope that they'll bring it back. It's paaaaaaainful! and totally real life.
So John wants Jessica to call him. Tony is always going to have John in the middle of his relationship with Jessica. since John will not go away. I sometimes feel sorry for Tony but then I don't because he just sits there while Jessica and John crap all over him.
If he wanted to get rid of her so bad, why would he add the 'you know where to find me” thing at the end? Redundant, huh
I remember hanging around a guy who was just like this. No matter what you did he would not be happy….
JOHN MAYER is an idiot….Yeah he wants them around when his manly demands set upon him and drops them cold when he gets bored with them.
Sounds to me like John boy has got issues and needs to see the quack…
Also has anyone thought is might be about minka kelly john has had a few flings since Jessica you know or could be about someone else entirely like his invisible friend he seems to talk to on that piece of paper….
Right John….love is crazy since you are still strung out on Jessic. I guess it's hard to get over that easy booty call.
I think John hangs Jessica out in the media then act like he is a superhero coming to save her. John you are sick as hell trouble is so is Jessica.
WHA?
John M is a media whore. why do we care his music is not good!
this is probably about a fan, like me, who he slept with (though i sadly have not yet) and has called him a thousand and one times. If i had him and lost him, i would probably call him and call him and call him too. i can't blame that girl. john i love you.
Jessica HAS a man……Tony Romo remember?
She's crazy about him, WHY would she be contacting John Mayer.
It's not her dummies.
This is OBVIOUSLY a blog, and NOT a personal letter to an ex-lover. You note that he tells her IT'S OVER then PS: If you need me, you know how to find me. DUH IDIOTS he was showing how dysfunctional love can be…not writing an open letter to humiliate Jessica Simpson. You are all morons.
I agree John Mayer is a media whore. He did not care who he would hurt when he started this crazy stunt. He has totally smeared the women/men he dated. Those women have friends that knew they dating John-now what will their friends think. Selfish bas#ard! who will he screw over and dump next.
Its Definitely MINKA. what I read about her she's been totaly obsessed with him from day one. I have a friend who was at his concert. she had good seats right up in front and Minka was there. She said she spent half the concert just watching her singing along looking like a total obsessed groupie. .
Mayer is showing how dysfunctional he and Simpson are.
Hell Tony should run like crazy. Jessica you are a sick pathetic bitch.
Maybe this isn't addressed to Jessica or Minka or any other girl… but to the media about Jessica and him, the media about any other girl and him…
He becomes an attention whore over and over. Why else someone posts a message on his blog which causes confusion and speculations?
I really think its about Minka not Jessica.
Jessica already found herself a hot boy.
Quite honestly, John M has serious problems to work out. But didn't Jessica's ex-husband complained a few times about her problem with attachments. and calls? If it's not her, then his general statement may be all inclusive and he IS moving on…breaking a few new women's hearts. A little insecure or a new found appreciation for yourself John? Loving yourself so much John may be why you're acting like a weirdo.Positive attention is GOOD-Weirdo attention is BAD. Go on John, iI liked you better as a respectable serious songwriter and singer. Having a dry spell? hell the world is coming to an end and we have to hear about your jock rash-that's not a dry spell, that's retardation.Oh and do us all a favor wear your bathing suit the right way…your way is just UGLY!
This guy thinks he is much to important. Stick to your silly litte love songs, fruitcake.
I bet this is about Cameron Diaz.
He is NARCISSISTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it me or, doesn't his "PS" contradict the gist of his letter? What an arrogant twat!
No, this is about Cameron Diaz; Jessica is busy with someone else.
This is totally not about Jessica Simpson. It is probably Minka Kelly. Jess has Tony Romo and could care less.
Jessica Simpson is so retarded. I think Jessica should try to take some classes to try to increase her IQ. She is just a dumb a$$ slutty turd.
Jessica is retarded and John is acting like he has alot of mental issues the two are meant for each other 2 psychotic idiots.
This is so about Jessica. He knew it would get notice in the media.
I dont care about jess i just wanna know whats up with the bathing suit????????
Are you people all nuts. If you actually had a brain you would see that at the end of the "lyrics" his PS is basically saying "Call me". A love hate relationship maybe. Who's to say
This is fucking hilarious! What a mind fuck for who ever he is talking too! I never wanted to fuck John Mayer til now!
lmfao. I think I love him now for saying all that. jessica is a bad luck stalker obsessive BITCH!
THAT IS SOOO LOW.
He's such an attention whore. He drinks with the paparazzi and buys them stuff. He's almost as bad as Britney. No one would care about him if he wasn't white and semi attractive because his music sucks.
It's definitely about Jessica. She embarrassed him at the Cosmo awards when Tony didn't clap after he won his award. It just so happened that two of her ex boyfriends (John Mayer & Dave Cook) and Tony attended the same event. She set John up. I bet she kept calling him and flaunted her relationship with Tony in his face when he rejected her. I think she wants people to believe that Tony & John are actually fighting over her. She’s so psychotic and immature.
Damn people why do you hate Jess so much? It's definitely not about her… She's dating Tony…why does she have to conatct him? that' ridiculous and stupid she woudn't do that… people open your eyes and you Perez too! i think it's about his other exes because he had quite a lot recently…
wow, he totally ruined what he had going for him….he needs to get over himself.
IF that was about jessica simpson, it's clearly because she's not contacting him…..the picture it explains that pretty clearly.
he's a tool
This has been the funnest blog to read-I love this site too much-keep up the good work Perez! you are awesome.
This is just 2-2 funny. IT'S ABOUT JESSICA SIMPSON.
Check it out every time some 1 said ^^^the same person posted "it's not about Jessica. Jessica has a man. Jessica has Tony Romo" that was so funny.
How many times can you say Jessica has Tony Romo or Jessica has a man it's not about her.
Some 1 is real scared of losing Tony.
Here is the thing…you did not change my mind 1 bit with your psychosis- You just proved that it must have been about Jessica for sure.
Look at all the posts 1 person made. This person has rode this blog all day and night from the looks of it-that is too crazy.
Jessica go check into the psych ward fast—And by the way you really should stop calling John Mayer he is not to stable himself.
I BELIEVE IT'S ABOUT JESSICA
Just had to say it one more time lol.
wow can't believe the stupidity of some of the people leaving comments. I think it's pretty obvious that it's a joke, and that it isn't really about any of his exes. Just a joke about how crazy/stupid love can make us.
At least she changed her tune.
I wonder how true it can be. John Mayer cries our for attention too. I mean, look at the picture you posted! I bet you he's just doing that to make it seem likes he's so wanted. John Mayer is just arrogant and nuts. I'd take Tony Romo over him anyday
What about minka kelly????
This is definitely NOT about Jessica!!
yyeaaahhhh! that's my boy!!!!!!!
I don't think this is about anyone but himself. He's either trying to be profound or be vague enough so that people think that this is about one of his celebrity exes. All in all, the PS is completely reflective of his arrogance, don't call me but find me if you need me. NICE!
Perez, if you had done a little more homework, you would have found the following on his follow-up blog:
"The blog - copied from my lyric/idea journal, is all about the P.S. - it's a writing technique called "deceptive resolution"; you think the story is going one way, only to find that it twists around at the end, using all its momentum to swing in another direction. In this instance, the writer of the missive is saying in as many certain terms as possible that he does not want to see his ex anymore. At the end, the P.S. leaves that all too common contradiction in terms that makes love so messed up. I call it "I wish you were here so I could tell you to leave"."
john mayer sucks! poor jessica or whoever it is he's talkinga bout. if eel so bad for her…
i fuckin hate john mayer. hes a douche bag just like every other guy!
Dear Ex Lover,
Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore.
Then he writes: P.S. If you need me you know how to find me.
Gee, that message is clear. Piss off, but I'm still here. Nice. Grow up!
I remember he wrote don't mess with the EX now he don't want the EX so Jessica stop calling him damn. I feel sorry for Tony.
I think John new this would create alot of attention. So now he wants to act like he is saving the day. He should stop the blogs they are crap any way.
He knew the media would know it was Jessica Simpson. John Mayer career is so hyped up that he pull pranks to keep it going. Jessica should just leave him alone.
Yeah right he wrote that thing don't mess with my Ex from Texas. Yeah Jessica is the EX hahahahahahahahahaha
He is such a womanizer., cant stand this douchebag
The blog - copied from my lyric/idea journal, is all about the P.S. - it's a writing technique called "deceptive resolution"; you think the story is going one way, only to find that it twists around at the end, using all its momentum to swing in another direction. In this instance, the writer of the missive is saying in as many certain terms as possible that he does not want to see his ex anymore. At the end, the P.S. leaves that all too common contradiction in terms that makes love so messed up. I call it "I wish you were here so I could tell you to leave".
This actually has some pretty far-reaching ramifications. How will I write an entire record of lyrics when one small blog passage incites so much curiosity? Can I write a song because of somebody but not about them? By way of my experiences but not as a sordid retelling of them? Because if I can't, I need to rewrite the last line to my new song "Boning you on my helicopter".
Doin' The Right Thing Like Mookie,
John
Perez your behind! John Mayer has more than two blogs. what the hell Perez? keep up! =]