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This Is Totally About Jessica Simpson!

Filed under: Jessica Simpson > John Mayer > When Celebrities Blog

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John Mayer just wrote a VERY interesting message to his "ex-lover" on one of his two blogs.

Though he asks us not to read "too far into this on a personal level," how could you not????

He writes:

"I was sitting in the airport lounge this morning when I started scribbling out lyrics and such…
Don't read too far into this on a personal level. (There are no hidden messages)… I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be.

Dear Ex Lover,
Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying.
I hope this is enough closure for you.
Goodbye.

P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me."

414 comments to “This Is Totally About Jessica Simpson!”

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  1. Bridget says – reply to this


    401

    Re: rocklicker22
    Hell yeah…all that shit about him being seen with Diaz…it's not Jess, the whole Jess thing was a PR thing.

  2. joeyc says – reply to this


    402

    What the hell is that a slingshot???

  3. bobina says – reply to this


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    he's such an ass and so full of himself, he goes from one big boobed brunette to the next, jennifer love hewitt and then jessica turned brunette and now that gir from friday night lights, he sure goes for glamerous hollywood girls for such a "down to earth" type singer, what a phony egomaniac, no one is look ing for him or trying to get him back or follow his ass. He thinks he's funny with the Barat swim suit, he's fucking stupid, I hope he gets a raw case of herpes

  4. cavawho says – reply to this


    404

    Maybe it's about Minka Kelly?

  5. LIZ says – reply to this


    405

    Doubtful. She is head over heels for Romo (who is a million times hotter than Mayer can ever dream to be). I think this prob has more to do with Minka Kelly or some other young actress he molested….

  6. kayla says – reply to this


    406

    doesn't make sense … he says for her to get out of his life yet "if you need me, you know where to find me" sounds kinda FUCKed up to me

  7. kris says – reply to this


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    John Mayer is retarded!! He asks his "ex-lover" to stop contacting him and then adds, "p.s. if you need me, you know how to find me."
    wow, psychoooo!
    poor jessica. i lovee her, but she's a wreck.

  8. Bunny says – reply to this


    408

    No no no, this is about MINKA. Jessica has moved on with Tony.. there is no way she is still contacting him. Mayer is an idiot…

  9. shana says – reply to this


    409

    Cameron has more of the obsessive personality (e.g. her and Justin)…..I think it's about her. Jessica has a man, already.

  10. tia says – reply to this


    410

    he sort of contradicts himself at the end by writing the ps) if you need me, you know how to find me'.

  11. amanda says – reply to this


    411

    it seems as if youve fallen victim to another one of ashton's new pranks, perez.

  12. Gia says – reply to this


    412

    WHAT A DICK!! BY THE LOOK'S OF HIM.. IT AINT ALL THAT IMPRESSIVE ANYWAY!!

  13. Jason says – reply to this


    413

    yeah that's very lame how he said 'leave me alone, oh but if you need me you know where to find me… where's your backbone mayer?!?

  14. suzy says – reply to this


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    yuk! he is SO GROSS! how the hell could ol' jess ever have fallen for this hairy beast? you just know she probably choked on his creepy-cock-eeew! he is just too hairy- if he wrote that stuff to jess he is CRUAL as well– good riddance!

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