What's Wrong With This Picture??? EVERYTHING!
Filed under: Dina Lohan > Aliana Lohan
When you look old enough to be your mom's sister, you know something's seriously wrong!
Little Angie Harmon Ali Lohan attended a screening of High School Confidential in NYC this past week.
They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!
How old do you think Ali is???
The answer still surprises us!
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Ali Lohan is 14 years old.
She JUST turned 14 in December!
FOURTEEN!!!!!
Posted: March 8, 2008 at 5:49 pm
THey need to fire their make-up artist. Orange blush and black lined eyes are only acceptable in the circus.
Perez says things sometimes that clearly isn't true. This picture just isn't a good picture. And they don't look like stoners. I hope I look as good as the mom when I am that age, and the only reason Ali looks old is the angle, her clothes, and she is too tan. She just needs to tone it down, and I am sure she will look alot younger.
really?! 14?! damn.
Wtf 14 this chic looks older than her sister but just shorter. And I hate her she looks like voldermort
I've heard that if you put botox inside your ass it will do the reverse effect.
No se, sera eso ??
Hey I guess the first one turned out to be a flunkie, she had to move her management skills on to her next "spawn." Lets see how this one BOMBS !!! Will she be a coke head ho like her sis?
who cares about those wanna bes?? alis already lookin like a slut!!!!
It's a shame. Linds is MUCH better looking than Aliana. Guess Dana is a bit fu*ked in terms of pimping out her children to support herself at this point. especially seeing as our favorite little coke whore isnt getting much work these days.
coked out Long Island housewives
what???
you have a misguided view of long island
That kid looks older an uglier than the mother..what a shame!!
psh.
she looks hott.
Why do her greedy handlers think the American public will put up with another Lohan?! Ali looks old, leathery, harsh and thin-lipped. It's not a given that just because one of your family members is famous that you will be too. Lindsey looks like a young Ann Margaret, and with her looks, if she cleans herself up, she could have a long career in film. Forget the CDs, tours, modeling…all of that, for both girls, but esp. this ugly Ali girl, is just PATHETIC.
She looks like a rat! Ali's name should be Rat Fink
no way!!! holy shit im 14….i do not look that old!!! she could pass for 25!! i dont believe an ounce of that….she cant be 14….no way.
Keep following in big sister's footsteps, Ali. See how far that gets you. Cute jacket though!
What a pathetic family!! Dina is a horrible mother that pushes her daughters into show business to provide her with a living. Allie is a desperate attention-seeking mini-whore like her sister. The amount of make-up she has on her is really over the top. Once she starts hitting the clubs (under-age of course — with approval of her mother), she will start to look rough and aged way beyond her years.
With everything that Lindsay has gone through, you would think Dina would take things way more slower with Allie, but NOOO, with Lindsay having wrecked her career, Allie now has to be fast-tracked.
Allie will regret later in life that she didn't have a child-hood, so I really dont understand why her mother is doing this, even in spite of the potential money.
she is only 14. i went to camp wit her
nd then this past year i went to camp wit cody
wow, se le ven 20 al menos, saludos perezito, te queremos
i think dina looks good. n at her age, i hope i look like that too.. alli on the other hand.. looks older then i do at 21
seriously….long island's going to shit!….i've lived here all my life and it's just getting so trashy these days….can't wait to graduate from nassau cc. so i can get the hell outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yea lohans, way to represent everything that long island SHOULD NOT be!
My oldest daughter will be 14 in 2 months….I'm not a perfect mom by all means,,BUT I would never let my daughters act/dress like they were years older than they are..
… that's trippin out!!
I think ali is cute…she dresses a bit old for her age, but so does everyone else. She doesn't at all look like an old cokehead housewife……honestly…come on
she is going to end up like Jamie Lynne Spears
Well, her skanky sister looks like she is in her late 30s and BTW…you totally are giving that fucking "momager" a backhanded compliment..you know that orange bitch is thinking…"wow..I must look really young." when in fact her 14 year old daughter looks like a used up whore…like big sis and big mama!
She does NOT look fourteen.
i think ali lohan is usually way prettier than her sister. her fucking whore of a mother made her put on a ridiculous outfit and the sluttiest make up possible because seh wants media attention for her other daughter, the one that isn't a drug addict yet.
WAY TOO MUCH MAKE-UP FOR A 14-YEAR-OLD
that's so sad… no 14 yr old should look like they're pushing 30 -!
my cousin goes to school with her
I wish the whole family would just 'GO AWAY' by any means possible. Coke whores, the entire lot of them.
She's an ugly bitch just like her big sister
Good Day,
Blame Dina. How horrible to whore out your kids. She is no better than Denise Richards!
Steelie
HA HA HA
I GUESSED IT! I SAID "I DUNNO, 14?"
PPPBBBTTTHHH!!!!
I HEART PEREZ!
She looks older than me, and I'm 24! lol Leave it to the Lohans to make me feel young.
P
she kinda looks like a little version of Tina Fye
Re: ??????? – I think forty is an exaggeration.. I think she looks only sixteen or seventeen.
Two words: Prophylactic Rehab.
Now, there's a reson to start drugs..
OMG! no way! thats impossible!! she looks sooooo old!
at least she isn't dressing like a whore… aka like miley cyrus. its still weird how old she looks though!
F-you, Perez. Leave her alone. She's just a kid. She can't help how she looks any more than you can.
I think it's horrendous - is this the way family treats family nowadays? YUK
I give Dina Lohan credit she is not stupid. She dropped the daughter that is on her way out and now she is whoring the daughter with potential to make her money.
It's that rat ass 80's hair that makes them look old.
Being orange dosen't help either.
Re: Jenn – It's that rat ass 80's hair that makes them look old.
Being orange dosen't help either.
Re: Jenn –
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If it offended you so much, why did you re-write it again 1,000 times?
Perez is right, Long Island woman have a look, like you never left the 80's.
The hair, nails, lipstick, cloths………
So wearing make-up means that you're going to start doing drugs and end up in rehab? People are so idiotic here lol. I wore make-up when I was 14 years old and I've never tried drugs in my life and I'm not a whore. What people on here (including Perez) fail to understand is that SO many teenagers wear short skirts and tons of eyeliner every single fucking day. Ali and Miley aren't influcencing anybody to do anything, kids are already doing this. Looking older doesn't make a person a slut and if people REALLY think that then they should be the ones that are looked down on. Everyone here just wants to hate on these poor kids for no reason and find stupid reasons to do so.
And while Ali does look older than I am (I'm 24) lol, who the fuck cares? How does it affect any of you people? Most of the stars of today probably end up in rehab because of all of the hate.
im thinking between 15-18 yrs old.
14? my goodness those gentics in that lohan blood ….. well… wish the dear best, i.e. future boob job, NOSE JOB and all other body parts you will fix to look more like sis a la… ashley (ass) simpson… get her number on that nose… opps my bad you are just 14 lol….
i always thought she looked 40
hey everybody say hello to a future whore. just like her "hasbeen" sister!!!!!
If you grow up watching someone like Lindsay flourish in spotlight, you must ready yourself for the outcome. The girl is a beautiful girl-but if the two girls are anything alike, I would agree Perez..another rehaber in the making.
If not, maybe someone within the Lohans reach can put Lindsay down for good!
this god damn moyjer isn't gonna be happy until one of her kids die……she is as stupid as a stone…….WTF is she thinking. she is so living through her kids……Bitch needs to grow up…………..
Just think how she's going to look when she IS 35. Omg, that will not be pretty. Probably she'll look similar to a Louis Vuitton bag that's been dunked in dirty toilet water, then left in the Arizona sun to dry. Just fucking precious. Shame on her mother for letting her go out looking like that. That is disgusting. It's not just them though, this shit is happening everywhere. My mother would have kicked my ass. I'd still be picking up fucking teeth, trust.
Re: Jenn –
You got offended by that? So you are a coked out housewife who doesnt want that shit called out? Or what? fucking reterded
omg! seriously?!
i'm fourteen and i don't even look cloose to that old.
and people say i look older than 14, but there is like, no way.
how can you look 25 at like 14?
SERIOUSLY PEREZ IS CONSTANTLY BREAKING THE LAW FOR INSULTING AND OFTEN SEXUALISING MINORS BY DRAWING SPERM ON THEIR FACES AND DAFAMING THEM IN PUBLIC. HE IS A SICK FUCK! SEND PEREZ TO JAIL!
she just CANNOT have less than 19 years old!!!
that's not fair,
im 14 and i dont like looking like a 12 year-old, BUT THIS IS MUCH WORSE!
Thats nothing I know people who are fourteen who steal,drink,smok and have sex. Just be lucky that we dont know anything about her like that yet.
shouldn't she still be dressing in t-shirts with rainbows, puppies and kittens on them?
Good! Now maybe you'll lay off Cyrus!!
This is why all of Hollywood ends up with such ridiculous lives. Her mother should be very proud of her daughters.
Re: kaitt. –
It's not the skin, I think it's the huge undelicate chin.
At that age, I was putting on makeup behind my parent's back! How great it is having LiLo and Orange Oprah as influences!!!!
why are they having their picture taken?
GEEZ, THE LOHANS DO NOT AGE VERY WELL!
OMG I totally saw her buying oils and incense at dinahs dreams dot net!
Aliana Lohan looks hot!
She's only 14 whoops, my bad!
like a year ago she looked so young, cute, and fresh. now she looks hard. slow down girl, find another role model other than your loser sister.
How do you spell p-i-m-p?
wtf ali!!!!
Holey Shiz, she looks 30
Re: Stoppppp – Your right!
OMG… fourteen? are you serious? fucking 14? that's sooooo weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i didn't recognize her until now!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought she was some new mid-20-actress or something!!!! WHOAAAAAAA thats so fucking weird.
I dig Dina Lohan and her two hot daughters.
Why is a 14 year old wearing so much make up? Let her be a kid.
holy fuck
she's seriously 14? man she looks like she's 25+
Keep pimping your daughter out. You're a fucking nasty bitch Dina. Hope you burn in a fire on earth.
Well the Daughter looks the same age as her Mother … That is do to staying in the tanning bed for a realy long period of time …
By the time she is 18, she will be one tough looking lesbian. 14? More manly those most men of Hollywood.
She has the lanky body of a 14 year old but obviously all the pretty genes went to her sister.
WHAT??? she looks like 25 here. what's with the hair and makeup? i heard that she is going to be in High School Musical 3. if she i will SHOOT MYSELF.
slut in training. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Yuck! this entire family is fugly. So sad that Dina is pimping her youngest since Lindsay is useless now. who lets there 14 yr old wear that much makeup?
that is so disgusting, they should see if they can get a group rate at rehab…..say good bye to your innocence, ali!
Dear Ali,
1. Stay in school
2. Stay out of the sun
3. Get emancipated an get away from your mother
4. Disappear
Thank you.
Lohans=screwed up. period
Predictions:
Lindsay will end up in rehab again now that her mother is no longer paying attention her.
Ali will end up in Playboy, jail and rehab (in no particular order).
Dina will die broke and estranged from her children.
ONE WORD——HANDS.
wow. im 14 and i dont look like that. she looks SO OLD. my friends go to school with her.
So what Perez, you look like a fuckin' Oompa Loompa.
why are 14 year old girlos wearing more make up then their own mothers??!!! what has this world become??? that family is messed up, what kind of mother goes out and does coke with their daughter, these people are a bunch of talentless, worthless attention craving rednecks, who deserve to be locked away and never seen in public again. ugh they make me wanna vomit all over my screen!
What's the mom going to do next for attention? A Hustler spread when her daughter turns 18? Mom eating daughters vagina? I wouldn't be surprised if Dina whore's out her daughter to pedophiles. Was Dina was a man?
That is so scandelous!!!!!! And she wants to follow in big sisters footsteps.
ALI IS VERY PRETTY AND SHE DOES LOOK A LOT LIKE LINDSAY. STOP BEING DICKHEADS TO AN INNOCENT KID! THE MOM MAY BE AN ATTENTION-SEEKING WHORE, BUT THE KID'S INNOCENT. SHE'S 14, PEOPLE. C'MON!!
hahaha i used to go to school with this bitchh in Merrickk! At first i used to like her and she was really sweet but she's actually really two-faced and fake and now she has no friends =) i hope she turns out as fucked up as her sister
WHORES!