What's Wrong With This Picture??? EVERYTHING!
Filed under: Dina Lohan > Aliana Lohan
When you look old enough to be your mom's sister, you know something's seriously wrong!
Little Angie Harmon Ali Lohan attended a screening of High School Confidential in NYC this past week.
They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!
How old do you think Ali is???
The answer still surprises us!
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Ali Lohan is 14 years old.
She JUST turned 14 in December!
FOURTEEN!!!!!
Posted: March 8, 2008 at 5:49 pm
she has to be 15. i'm a 16 year old girl, turning 17, who lives on Long Island and knew of Ali from being on a soccer team as my friend's sister.. and unless she's retarded when i was in 6th grade she was in 5th. so that would make her a year younger then me.
wow, she's UGLY. She looks 40 and ugly as hell.
HAHAA! ohmygod! i knew her from Merrick, and i thought it was reallly good when they started asying they were from Cold Spring Harbor because i never wanted to be associated with them.
she thinks she's tough shit and the queen of the world because of her sister..
and her and her sister are WHORES.
lindsay once went to a party (on long island) and fucked 3 different guys in one night!!
omg how sad she looks horrible. does she not have mirrors available to her?
oh come on guys my little sister is 14, almost 15 and she looks older than her age, but she's mature and does act older than her age. She hangs out with my and my friends, i'm 18, and she fits in perfectly
Damnn.she lookin old!
It's child abuse! Boycott the show and keep another Lohan off the screens!
Look at the hands!! They are holding them in same position!!
dam shes ugly and looks really old
their just trying to get famous off of lindsey
they're so pathetic
besides the fact that she's EXTREMELY flat chested, she doesnt look 14 at all, which is sad!
At 14, she looks older than her sis. hopefully she will learn from here whore sisters mistakes and actually turn out to be the good egg in the family. shes already showing shes the prettiest. she needs to do her own thing and show that she is better than her sis and not a product of her upbring from her whoremother.
Ew fourteen? She looks atleast in her 30's.
Shes def been into Lindsays stash.
Whay can't she just let her kids be kids? Quit pimping them out!!
I looked that age at 14 because I tried to look older than I was, as do most 14-year-olds. It's not that hard to accomplish with hair and make-up.
Stop hatin' on the little girl.
is anyone noticing how huge her hands look in comparison?!?!?!
I just asked my boyfriend how old he thought the girl on the left was (keep in mind has no idea who any of these people are, and could give a shit less… as we all should); anyway, he said she looked 24!!!! She is 14! That is terrible. She needs to be a little kid and lay off the drugs.
She looks about 26
OMG why does that ENTIRE family have such giant-sized hands????
Well at least she's not wearing a skirt that nearly shows her twat like most other starlets out there! Look at how that Miley Cyrus(?- Hannah Montana) kid dresses!
Mom and daughters need lip augmentation.
ew, she looks so bad.
Wow that's kind of scary, because she looks OLDER than her SISTER.
Before you know it she will be in rehab or pregnant. 14…no way would I want my son to date something that looked like that! Dress your age and be a kid for God's sake! What a great role model her "Mom" is. (I use the term Mom loosely for obvious reasons).
She's due in rehab in 5…4…3…2…
She may look older than 14, but she is fucking gorgeous!
SHE LOOKS OLDER THAN HER MOTHER!!!!!!!! THAT IS BEYOND FUCKED UP!!!!!!! IF LINDSAY LOHAN IS RIGHT IN THE HEAD SHE WOULD TRY AND STOP THIS FUTURE TRAIN WRECK!!!!!!!!
Hey, what what you say about Long Island!!!
Re: TWYFOE SALTR – yeah dude, totally first.
Mother of god, 14?! She's going to end up the same as lindsay. H A H A.
she's not ugly, and she doesn't look OLD, but she deff looks older than 14. that actually kind of disturbs me. haha.
Can we say whore in training, uh, I mean coke whore, no, well, dick and coke whore? Sad. That Lohan clan should be banned from the business.
wow, she's just a lil older then me, and she looks like she's 15 or 16. when she gets old, her skins gonna get all rinkley because of all the retared makeup.
make an appointment with ur doctor bfore its too late n u become a Jamie L. Spears, Miley Cyrus, and cough UR SISTER
at first glance i would tap momma in a hot second yet look at her hands,they all manhands frankensteinish…..btw leave a 14 yr old out of your site,that's just ill.
she looks like lindsay but older
They use all the muscles in their faces to make sure their upper dentures don't fall off. The other Li-Lolife has rodent teeth. What is it with these women? Can they spell D-E-N-T-I-S-T V-I-S-I-T? Euwwwwwww!!! How old is Ali? Uh…39?
Thats fucked up. They have some raunchy looking noses…. just proves that even 14 year olds want to look like a slut in the eyes of Hollywood!
OMg i cant belive she's 14!!! she looks as old as her bloody sister!!
How is it that Ali is so much cuter than Lindsay?
dina looks like michael jackson with a wig
hahaahahahah
"coked out Long Island housewives"
she's a bitch:) oh yeah
I called my boyfriend to make him look at the picture (he had never seen Ali Lohan before and does not know who she is) and asked him to guess her age, he said "28"!!! That's exactly double her real age!
what a bitcH
Yeah, the Lohan women are not aging well.
She'd be better off just trying to live a normal life. Poor little rich girl. No one likes her and she hasn't even done anything yet, apart from acting like a spoiled brat in her early 20's (what is she, 11??) Just be a normal kid!!
Does anyone else think Dina Lohan's mouth looks like a cats ass??
OMG- scary! Ali looks more like SHE should be the mom and Dina the daughter. What a hideous hatchet-faced child. Hard to believe she is Lindsay's "YOUNGER" sister???? What the fuck is that? I just wish this whole family would go away - along with the Kardashians and the Hiltons!!
she looks prehistoric.
I fucking despise Mommy Lohan… I would love to play golf off her face.
She is an awful awful bastard of a woman
I hate Dina. She is such a fame whore! She almost destroyed Lindsays life, Im pretty sure she will destroy Alis. What an ass for a parent.
Neither will ever be president of the Junior League, I think. They look like rough old Irish broads (and not in a good way).
Well, that girl's probably heading for trouble. Looking 25 at 14 in Hollywood and with that sister of hers, we can only pray she won't end up in rehab before age 20. But she is gorgeous.
Like ten miles of REALLY BAD ROAD!
Like WTF… She's the same age as i am.. She look's older than Lindsey..She even looks older than my mom.
what? is that true??? i more old than her but i look younger than her face!!!!
THAT'S SO GROSS!!!!!!!! NO 14 YEAR OLD SHOULD LOOK LIKE THAT!!
There's a front row seat in Hell, reserved just for Dina Lohan.
these people are so ordinary, like lindsay. Yes, just girls from long island, i'm from long island and i see better looking girls at the I Hop. what is it exactly that they do?
OMG,she would totally get the piss taken out of her at my school,eew
well u knew ali's turn was comming,i mean look at her sister isent she someone to look up to…and the tv thing isent going to work out
someone needs to tell her she is not lindsey's twin, she needs to get her own identity, no one likes a clone. and 14!!! wtf!!!
whats wrong with long island housewives anyway perez!
Dina, PLEASE just go get a job and let her just be a kid!
whats with girls who are 'famous'. do they have to do shit like parting, drugs and alcohol then go into rehab to fit in in hollywood?? its pathetic! parwents shud be ashamed of themselves. i knw the media dn tv and shit like that donthelp but they need to build a relationship with them from a young age where they can talk to them about everything. not pretend they give a shit when they've done just abt everything at the age of 14!!
If she's only 14 and looking 25, I feel premature surgery will be on the *arrival bus* any time soon …
Dina looks like one miserable bitch. I'm guessing she is giving up on Lindsay and now the $ signs are on this one. Typical low class long island trash.
thats disturbing
she's 14.
but you know that already.
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14!!!!
WTF! Yeah I know exactly where she is headed. With a mother like that it is a wonder she isn't having her sleep with her producer or something…oh…wait
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that was Jamie-Lynn Spears……she'll be the next Jamie! So sad!!!!!
Dang…this girl looks like she's 40.
14 ??????
oh my god
she looks soo old
i thought that she is 18ten or older
or in the same age like her older sister…
crazy :-/
Ali is 23 but looks 30ish! Scary.
HOLLY SH*T SHE LOOKS OLDER THAN MILEY!!!
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg, im turning 14 this year and i tought she was like 20-28:/ that is so creepy,, Wow, if i was her mom i would like totally freak out, People really should not comment on miley cyrus when perez is saying that she looks like a slut or a whore, seriously guys, not cool
what the hell is wrong with this Lady?
look how creepy mama lohan hand looks,wtf…
woo i turned 14 in december!
i live in the same town as them on long island. that's how ALL 14 year olds here look. it's nasty. they're all little prostitots.
they have a gated house now because of all the bullshit. my friend is a pizza guy and he laughs on how long it takes to deliver- and they don't tip!!
you can see she is younger than her mom… but must agree that she doesnt look anywhere near 14!!!
She's probably banged 40 guys already and hit Lindsay's stash of cocaine. This family is utterly disgusting. They're like a pack of scamming gypsies.
Her goth colored hair, too much eye make up and outfit don't help. Only it's a stepford wife outfit. Maybe Lindsey could pay for a stylist for her. My 14 year-old looks about 17, but it takes effort to look 30.
Ali is hot like her sister. Yum. Yum.
That is just crazy! First poor Ali is too ugly to do this, her head is too big for her boduy,she may grow into her looks with age, but right now, Dina needs to stop!!!!!
And besides Dina, BLOND is the way to go here, those brown locks make her look 15 years older.
I cannot wait for the Ali Lohan and Miley Cyrus sex tax. She looks like she's 50 what ever happened to young girls dressing like young girls. Someone should call child services on Dina Lohan. Ali wants to be just like her sister…oh yeah thats really something to aspire to be a rehabbed has been.
Just another Spears family in the making. Give her a lil time….she'll be pregos soon!!!!
i am the same as her… she looks wayyy too overdone for 14!! i feel sorry for her, you can just tell she is going to be a clone of linddsay…
SO sad to see this kid being processed and packaged. Read about some interview she did where she basically said that she wanted to be FAMOUS like her big sister. "IT would be so awesome," blah, blah, blah. This is SO twisted.
This kid just wants to be FAMOUS. No other goals. No: "I want to be an actress" or a singer or whatever. Her values are already twisted. LIndsay destroyed (at least for now) a potentially fine acting career for the FAME goal. Now little sis is going down the same bad path. sad.
In England we have a saying "mutton dressed as lamb"…and thats what the mum is…….all this upstaging your daughter…sort your life out love……and whilst your at it…..wash the muck off your daughters face and treat her as 14yrs old…and not your pulling buddy for the night…..
that mom just seems f'ed up. must be fun for her to keep reliving those glory days.
She DOES look like Angie Harmon… that's fucking hilarious!
Hey Dina, GET A JOB. Stop expecting your daughters to pay your way. Slut. Nothing sicker than a mother molesting her young teen daughter.
wowzers
she reminds me of someone
im thinking alice cooper
anyone else see it?
she looks like a female alice cooper
not just because of all the black makeup or anything
her face and smile seriously makes me think of him lol
Time to whore out yet another paycheck producing daughter.
I don't see the Angie Harmon thing Perez. It's not IF she will end up in rehab, its WHEN!! SAD…the poor girl should be enjoying her childhood but instead her mom is exploiting her, guess Dina didn't get enough out of Lindsay's whored out naked photo shoots.
that wet dog needs a sandwich and a scoliosis brace.
see thats the kind of girl that makes other girls who are normal every day people at 14 feel like shit. Cause only a girl in hollywood or whatever would look like that at 13-14. Every one else looks like thrown together crap cause their still learning how todo everything.
Re: Morgan –
you NAILED IT — she's the spitting image of ALICE COOPER !
That whole family are just a bunch of media whores. And an E! show with that stage mom and her 37 year old looking daughter? Are you fing serious?
That little sister of Lidsay Lohan has even a more retard face than her. Her mother also does have that retarded Lohan face, but the case of the little sister is too much, she has so much of a retard face and that expression on her face all the time that you just wanna punch her in the face.
Oh, they're all ugly, I must say. A family of retarded uglies trying to be hot and famous.