What's Wrong With This Picture??? EVERYTHING!
Filed under: Dina Lohan > Aliana Lohan
When you look old enough to be your mom's sister, you know something's seriously wrong!
Little Angie Harmon Ali Lohan attended a screening of High School Confidential in NYC this past week.
They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!
How old do you think Ali is???
The answer still surprises us!
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[Photo via Getty Images.]
Ali Lohan is 14 years old.
She JUST turned 14 in December!
FOURTEEN!!!!!
Posted: March 8, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Doesn't the little skank wear WAYYYY too many pounds of makeup for her age? And still, she's ugly. Sad, pathetic wannabes.
Wow just 14. Dina should get the "worst mother of the year" award. Looks like Ali will be going to rehab just like her big sister. Why dont Dina just go away and stay there? Hope her show tanks big time. She enjoys pimping out her kids. Needs the $$ to live big. Cant stand this woman, poor excuse for a parent.
holy christ. i'm 14 and i definetly dont look like that.
omg. she is soo gonna turn out like her sister! I mean 14! she soo dusnt look like she's 14.
Lindsay is still the best of that whole lohan clan!!
THE REST IS CRAP
Ewwwwww…I Hate her
damn! i thought that was lindsay! well the motha' is an UGLY old hag and ali looks UGLY here too! its their mouths and teeth that are so fucking UGLY! the teeth are small and pointy like a rodents and the lips are really thin. lindsey has an UGLY mouth and teeth too.
she's ugly.
MILEY CYRUS.GIVE ALIANA A CALL
Ali looks like really young Angie Harmon from Law and Order
I hope that little girl reads this comment. YOU LOOK OLD!!! Go hang out at the mall with your friends like your supposed to.
She's 14 and the makeup is already caked on like hell.
the lohans r crack whores y do ppl still bother w. them?
Thats too funny, my initial thought when I saw this picture, was 'What happened to Angie Harmon?"
FAME WHORES…..DONT WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT THESE WHORES
Dina the PIMP…with her PIMP jacket…wonder if cruises around in a big old fushia cadillac with purple fringe on the windows.
SHE DOES WHAT A PIMP DOES…BITCH IS A PIMP FOR FUCKING SAKE.
when i was 14 i looked like a 14 year old…my mom still bought my clothes becasue i understandably couldn't drive myself to the mall, and i hadn't ever worn make up in my life! I played lego with my brother for christ sakes! And that's the way it should be. Good god, wait a little bit before you start trying to look like a woman…you have your whole life to look like this. Childhood is short enough already! I bet she's not a virgin.
Thats wrong. She Just turned 14 and she looks like she 30. eww.
damn she look older than me, and im a mature 26!!
she doesnt look 14 … she looks WAY older…
Its sites like this that feed these people and make them popular! Bob Newhart said it best, just STOP IT! S.. T.. O.. P.. new word I.. T … STOP IT!
Poor girl! She is not cute at all.
I would shag them both… one after another than at once. Come on, they're not that bad.
That's one screwed up family.
i'm 21 and still look younger. I got giant boobs though.
I think she looks good. She's not showing any skin and is well dressed.. I don't see the problem. Why does everybody feel the need to bash these people? Yes, they are fucked up, but whose family isn't… really?
WTF!!! OMG couldn't believe iitt!!
omg, thαt`s the spitting imαge of lindsαy !
.. thαt's not good !
If you think her mom and dad are loud mouths, you should hear this little truck driver talk.
OMG OMGWTFBBQ
Jailbait…
They are a family of fuck-ups…. They make Lindsay look quite normal by comparison… LOL
ugh she looks like that oldie Katherine on Rock of Love 2.
Eeek. Poor kid — she has that malnourished 'kraft-dinner & cheetos for lunch every day' look to her — bad skin, drawn lips, wait till she starts smoking then her true cracker beauty will shine through. Not a big fan of making fun of kids or tweens, but she puts herself out there with that media-whore of a mother and what does she expect.
o.o she even looks older than miley cyrus. ehh i feel sorry for her.
WFT
God. that is one ugly kid, she looks like she is 40 yrs old!
im glad shes joining hsm i hate hsm i hope it'll get ruined by her o hope zac falls in love with her that would make quite a story..
Thats just mean!
I have always thought Ali suffered from that fast-aging disease, where children look like old people. The older she gets, the more elderly she appears!
yah d grl mite b betta den her crack head sis but she dus look 2 old! sum1 giv dat grl sum glitter eyeshadow and a barbie doll
ickk.both lindsey and ali look older than dina.thats so gross.
and..i think they all have the same hurrcut?
HOLY SHIT!!!!!! i'm fourteen, and i know sometimes i can look a lil older but, ive never looked 28!!!!
Angie Harmon - LMAO…
she look like a fourteen year old to me.. but its because she doesn't have wrinkles and she's short ot be a 25-40 year old.
ha!ha! what losers!
she will probally follow her sisters footsteps, her mother will push her to it.
cant wait for the show on E though!
whats up with thoes jackets yo?
Not only does that girl look too old, but her mom is trying too hard to look young! This is disturbing.
Future scank
they are all ugly.
believe it.
her mom looks younger than her.
grotesque.
14 years old so? she might look older than her ages but she look great and that's the best thing isn't it?
come on don't be jealous and try to find something to blame her.
this girl is fucking not even 15 and she is already looking like a tired old hag. so sad that her fame hungry mother doesn't let her be a child which is what she is. People in hollywood are so fuckin stupid.
my mom didnt let me wear makeup till i was like 17 and this twat is 14 and looks 20. thats bot good her mom is an idiot, didnt she learn anything from her other mess of a daugther?
so so sad….nothing but a talentless, ugly little skank she is! wants to be just like no good fuck up lidnsey…future reheab-er…that summed it up perfectly perez! and her mom is nothing but a fucking whore living off her cunt, cum guzzling slut daughters…what a sad excuse for human beings if you ask me. disgrace to all families out there. please do us all a favor and move to a differnt country and nver come back.
i was gonna guess 12 haha. that's still surprising that's she just turned 14. well wat do u expect? ne girl that age "famous" would wanna dress into designer brands and 10lbs of make-up. btw, Perez you don't call a 14 y/o a "future rehab-er". that's just messed up. you have some effed up morals. i swear, karma is gonna hit u back to the 100th degree.
I think its not her .. ali looks young i think its the mom with all botox and shit. kids are growing fast these days, like miley cyrus and shit
The mother should be institutionalized. That way she could stop f'in up her daughters lives.
Wow the little hunchback is only 14? She looks at least 40 in this picture and her camel toe doesn't help matters. You could drive a Hoveround thru that twat!
Angie Harmon? Alli Lohan wishes she looked that good! Unfortunately she doesn't. She's got her mother's O mouth, her sisters freckles and she can't stand up straight. STAND STRAIGHT BITCH!
14!!! WOW!!! Don't want o see her when she's 80
Thats crazy! 14….And we wonder why the pedophiles exist?
She has no tits! She ought to have juggs by now. Pimp mama needs to send her flat ass to Dr. 90210 pronto!
have you been hiding under a freaking rock perez?? most fourteen year olds do not look fourteen these days!! i don't think she looks bad at all! most of kids her age are showing a shitload of skin and everything they have!…….shit you pick on the most random people to pick on. it makes me wonder how you figure out who you are going to be shitty too!
i am sitting here reading some of the comments you people are writing and it really shows what ignorant fucking assholes there are in this world. this girl is just a sweet, wide eyed girl who wants to make it in show business. and she is only 14 years old and ya'll are talking about her so horribly. what the fuck is wrong with people today? calling her a whore, skank, ugly is just down right mean and it is for no good reason at all. i think all of ya'll dumbasses should be ashamed of yourselves. didn't your freaking mama teach ya'll to be nice and caring of others. it just shows how trashy ya'll are, not ali lohan!
she's looks really old and I won't be surprised if she becomes a slut and and pregnant before she turns 15;)
Hey, she wants to be famous like her big sis! The little scolioid better toughen up now because once her Mom starts pimping her out to 60 year old men for movie roles, she had better be ready for it. 60 year old cock certainly can't taste or feel good. Dina's mouth is constantly in the O formation from sucking those Hollywood cock and licking those Hollywood holes. Neither of her daughters are talented so they have to resort to fellatio and rim jobs. It's a perfect example of white trash doing anything they can for money.
Did somebody hit the dumb, old cunt on the left with a log? Why is she always hunched over in pictures? First lesson in Hollywood is having good posture. She's doomed from the get-go.
guess that's what happens when your mom is pimping you out instead of raising you.
The Mom is a PIMP!! Whoring out her kids so that she does not have to work at Nordstrom's. There is a Lohan Boy out there some where! I know it. Once this money bag (Ali) dries up she'll go for the boy. Just wait! P-I-M-P!
Denise Richards will be doing the same thing shortly to her lil spawn$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$-Poor Charlie!
wow, i'm 8 days older than this hoe and she's already looking fake and fug as shit
Ali is ugly as FUCK, just like DINA. Nice KNIFE-SLIT lips, fuck, can't she get her some damn collagen injections like she did for her older slut, Linsday?
both look like whores…
but their hair's looking pretty good!!
Oh, leave her alone. She'll be a looker if she stays on the right track.
ew
it looks like someone pasted an 87 year olds face on 14 year old
does her mom know? lol
wow she looks like a thirty year old three pack a day kinda girl with a coke habit & a drinking problem
um she looks 14 or even younger…
just with WAY TOO MUCH MAKEUP and old clothes.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT SEEING HER ON TV THE OTHER NIGHT!! WHATS WRONG? ITS CREEPY,. SHE REALLY LOOKS OLD
I remember being shocked when I read how young (old) Lindsay is. I still can't believe it. She has more wrinkles than I do and I really am a 51 year old housewife. (and law student)
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I think Michael and Dina should not breed. There is something wrong with that genetic configuration that produces old-looking offspring. While these are not matters that matter…it is something to imagine what any of these currently hott monsters will look like at 40. Lindsey and her sister, Britney, Paris…you pick. Hard living will definitely take its toll on their appearance - and the trip has already begun.
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Of course, Botox and surgery really can't do much for the mean look that these Lohan girls have been saddled with. Old and tired at 14? See and believe.
didnt she fucken learn the first time… someone please report her to social services.. this bitch
omg!!!! this bitch is madd ugly, her face is all fucked up and she looks busted, her and her mother. shes so stupid just cuz she wants what lindsey has shes gonna b a coke whore. why does she look mad old?? like fa real her and her mother look tha same age… jamie lynn, i mean ali just stop no one likes u or wants to look up to u, the only reason y poeple willl watchur show is to make fun of how stupid and pathetic ur family is.. go die and take lindsey with u.
wow she does look like her moms sister and shes just fourteen?!?! wow honey u need to get some help because u look like u and your mom could be fraternal twins
heyyyy. well ik alii and she doesnt look that old in person. SO YEAH.