Is It Presumptuous To Think This Is About Us?
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Personally Perez > John Mayer > Conspiracy CornerDear John,
Thanks for this lovely message you sent us.
We'll always have that one night at Stereo two years ago!
You know….
xoxo
Posted: March 9, 2008 at 4:37 pm
RILAKKUMA!!!!! i love it. however i do not understand what the hell this video has to do with anything.
John Mayer totally wants Perez but he is to much of a douche bag to come out and say it. Watch it Perez Mayer is an evil F#cked up dude.
I guess asshole Mayer is craving alittle more attention.
I don't get it.
Re: Eric –
WORD.
that makes a lot of sense!
The nutjob is at it again!
I'll bet Jessica is glad she got a man now instead of this jerk off boy. He just can't live without the media's attention.
Well here we go again, drunk blogging. Dude get in rehab.
John Mayer wants to date Perez and want Jessica Simpson to stop calling him because he is going to stop hidding the fact that he is gay.
What the fuck is this even supposed to be?
This is by far your most stupid post in a long time, and that's saying A LOT!
"Perez I hope you didn't hook up with John Mayer, you are WAY too cute for him, and you are a much better blogger!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
In regards to what John wrote about this post on Youtube… "I might as well wait until you stumble on this blog I write tucked deep inside a Japanese language website"
I have a feeling it has to do with the Japanese song he posted on his myspace!! Anyone that speaks Japanese, can you please translate!!!???
Thanks!
it's a secret mesage to a woman that John likes and that's all. why can't you give it a rest and let them be! they'll work it out whatever it is. no help by any of you lot is required…you may now return to your regularly scheduled pot-shots at whomever is your target of the moment.
Re: leelee – … yeahhh… NO. thats not it at all… its all a jokeeee
John Mayer is madly in love with himself.
Hitting the drugs huh.
Is it presumptuous to say that you still shit your pants and for all the people that have dissected this 30 sec clip of one lone Japanese bear banging it's mini me into the ground while flanked by non moving bears to mean deep ethereal things like John thumbing it to the paps all the way to a coded message to the pentagon, HAHAHAHAHAAA, go play more Magic, the Gathering. Oh and John Mayer? Thanks for all your ED craptastic music and along with Dave Mathews, ruining music forever. Amen.
Oh and not being satisfied with destroying guitar driven *cough* rock *cough* thanks for destroying bloging too. Hey that's the message, first lovable teddy bears, then fire breathing Godzillas. God, I hate John Mayer so fucking much. Does Jock Itch make you insane like the syph? Wait, insanity is way too interesting for John…try clinical depression
Re: hahaha. –
Amen! John knows who knows, and who doesn't. If you don't then move on.Re: hahaha. –
When I see posts like this, I know I must be well above average intelligence. This is a comment on the state of pop music, where it's all happy and frilly with this beat that pounds into your skull. Thus the happy teddy bears being entertained by the throbbing beat of the evil teddy bear (note the red eyes) thumping the head of a baby teddy bear on the floor.
Wait!!! What in gay hell is this? Am I the only one confused here?
Re: Craig –
your analysis is right on … i really don't see how people related this video to bloggers like perez -__-;;
Not Presumptuous - just Egotistical….
I am so confused
John's a tool and regardless of whatever the fuck this ridiculous vid is supposed to mean - who the hell told John he was good at anything other that playing music?
Last I checked he wasn't getting awards and honors for his contributions to comedy.
Someone blend up a Shut The Fuck Up Smoothie for this tool.
Re: Yeah Right –
omg 1 sane person out of 123 comments!
If you're a guy, let's get married.(I can cook!)
If you're a girl, let's be BFFs. (I'll make us bracelets!)
If you're a God, I'd like to hit the mega million. (I haven't littered in a year!)
Thanks!
Re: Craig –
er…actually, your analysis has won you your own personalized helmet, a drool cup, and your own little bus. Congrats genius!
wtf hahah love john mayer
Re: shizdoodles –
HAHA thankyou for clearing it up for us!! Wow John Mayer is sooooo deep.
John's such an attention whore. He's addicted to the paparazzi attention. He's bisexual too. He brings home guys he meets at clubs. His music is ok but nothing great.
I have no idea why this video was made and the connection with Mayer, by here is information on the 3 bears on the left hand side.
"Rilakkuma […] is a Japanese character produced by the San-X company. […] True to his name, Rilakkuma greatly enjoys relaxing. […]Rilakkuma has been increasing in popularity since his debut in 2003. […] Although more available in Japan, Rilakkuma is becoming increasingly popular to the Western market."
Please, please, please STOP commenting on John's blog, or he'll pull this one down too. If you really love him, let him post.
Then take your monkey ass out of the media. Mayer is a piece of shit and the only people that float him are desperate fat housewives. It stop being about the music long time ago, thats when I got out. This dumbf#ck should just disappear with his psychosis….but then his psychosis will not let him do that.
Maybe his people should pull a Britney on his stupid ass. Rope his ass and make him stay out of the media.
I get it John is the evil crazy bear with the red eyes and Jessica Simpson is the little bear. He wants her back so she can s#ck his d!@%. The other bears are his band mates. Damn John Mayer is bloody f#ck up.
It's time for Craig to get back on the short bus and return to the center for the mentally challenged. JM has enough people in line sucking his little tt, he don't need you.
What awards did you win for music this year after you turned out that screwed up album???… thats what I thought none. Last time I check Justin Timberlake won most of them. That should tell your scrambled brain something. Your garbage is not worth the paper it's printed on. Stop letting your equally screwed up fans mess up your head.
Your efforts this past year just netted you a bunch of hollywood chicks to messed over big time.
Remember the phrase " Jack of all trades, master of none " John you have become the big " NONE. " Man if your fans really cared about you they wouldn't let you make an big ass of yourself. Stop the blogging for your own good.
what the hell is this with the rilakkuma bears?? ._.
what the fuck?
what the hell was that shit?!
y? i didnt get it