No Love, Just Sex
Filed under: Sarah Jessica Parker
The more things change, the more they stay the same!
Though the cast of Sex & The City claims to be all lovey dovey now, only ONE of them is going to be on the cover of the new issue of Vogue magazine.
Yup, even though the studio pushed to get all four girls on the cover, Sara Jessica Parker is doing it alone.
And that may be the case with a lot of the press for the upcoming film.
Meeau!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: March 9, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Very ironic since SJP is by far the ugliest cast memebr. Oh wait, that Cythnia Nixon beats her by a nose….but just barely.
DO THEY FIND A MAGIC SWIMMING POOL AND HAVE A TOOTHLESS 3-WAY IN THIS MOVIE?? SARAH LOOKS LIKE SHE IS 62 YEARS OLD!!! HEY!!! HEY YOU!!!! THE ONE WITH THE HOT FLASHES!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?!? CAN YOU HEAR ME!!!!!!????? TIME TO GO BACK TO THE HOME!!!!! NO MORE SEXY MOVIES FOR YOU!
she looks worse than usual, and to me, she always looks bad. family guy nailed it, she looks like a foot.
HEY GRANNY!!! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR GREY JUNK IN THE MOVIE THIS SUMMER!!! NOTHING SPELLS HOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTER MORE THAN A WOMAN WHO REMINDS MOST OF THE PEOPLE BUYING MOVIE TICKETS ABOUT:
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1. WATCHING THEIR GRANDMOTHER FUCK
2. GETTING OLD AND DYING
3. MENOPAUSAL AROUSAL TECHNIQUES
4. AGE SPOTS ON GENITALS
5. SMOKING MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A BLEACHED PICKLE WEARING LIPSTICK
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HOW COULD YOU FAIL WITH A MOVIE LIKE THIS???
Could someone please tell me what this pic is from??? Man, she looks too old to be Carrie right there. Is that from the movie?
Kim Cattrall had real ovaries to stand up for herself in the face of SJP's ego & star power and insist on getting the money she (and the other two weaklings — shame on them for siding against themselves and for SJP) deserved for making the show a great ensemble piece.
Whenever I watched that show, I always thought that they were truly the ugliest people (as characters- and as actresses) I have ever seen on television. Who would really want to have sex with them? Can you imagine anything more depressing than waking up next to the boiled nympho– or the twitchy bitchy beagle, or the sad momboy — and especially the babbling sport-fucker with the pricey shoe fetish? It seems like the perfect recipe for castration! This show was clearly written by men and women who truly hate women. It is weird that the show is so beloved to so many women, because I personally can't think of a worse (or more telling) display of how you can end up as a truly worthless human being. Awful show… I'm sure the film will be the same old shit. literally.
aw…that sucks!!
SHE LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY QUEEN
SHE LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY QUEEN
SHE LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY QUEEN
SHE LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY QUEEN
SHE LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY QUEEN
I LOVE SARA BUT THAT'S SO UNFAIR TO THE OTHER GIRLS. WTF????
Whinney….Mr. Ed called - he wants his face back.
Do any of you STILL believe this show is about GIRLFRIENDS? Whose? Yours? It is about GAY men — always was, always will be. The SINGLE BIGGEST SIN of this show, is that they wimped —– they gave Samantha breast cancer instead of AIDS. The probability of AIDS given her (gay man) sexual tastes would be HUGE — not politically correct though. Truth tells — you can only hide so much, for just so long.
Re: raggedyann –
#85…..Yes! I wondered who she reminded me of and it is that Madame puppet who I haven't seen for years. Ha ha….they could be twins. Yes, Perez - please do a separated at birth.
Oh please. Sex and the City is so over. And Sarah Jessica Parker has got to be one of the most unattractive people in Hollywood. They would have been better off with all four of them.
God..I HATE Sara Jessic Parker she is a controlling beeyatch.
Re: Jess –
UMMM Jess, IT'S A FREAKIN TV SHOW.
GET A LIFE!
Much as I love Sex and the City, the thing that spoils it for me is SJP because it seemed to me, especially with her as an exec producer, it never far from being a vanity project for her. She comes across as a rather humourless woman for whom the show was all about showing off her tiny, toned little body and giant mane to make up for her unconventional looks. I'm not one of those people who thinks she's ugly - I think she's strong-looking and graceful - but I resent the way you feel like she wants you to appreciate that every 5 seconds. It's like Barbara Streisand. The four women were like a band - you had to have them all for it to work, so it's wrong she's elevating herself above the others. Cynthia Nixon for starters is a better actress and genuinely funny.
I'd still kill for SJP's figure in the first 3 series but she looks too tough and stringy now.
This is what happens to an anorexic in her forties, it's very aging, and the chick ends up looking like Barbara Hutton. Three Cheeseburgers with fries every day for thirty days and she'll be just fine.
This is so silly and NOT TRUE. I went to a Broadway show last week and saw SJP and Cynthia Nixon (with her daughter) sitting together and getting along great. Besides, even if they hated each other - who cares? They were paid to make a great show and THEY DID. Whether or not they are "best buddies" off the set is irrelevant. That show was magic. I dare you to watch the scene where Samantha admits that she helped Aidan pick out Carrie's engagement ring and find any obvious hidden hostility there. Their chemistry onscreen (which is all that matters) was phenomenal.
OMG…MADONNA LOOKS GOOD ON THIS PICTURE!
She's 44 years old this month.
There is no reason her skin, hair or hands should look like that.
She need to pamper herself.
She's very haggard looking.
PEREZ…………..PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSE TRY TO FIND STRIPPER PICTURES OF DANNY HERNANDEZ….I THINK I LOVE HIM……OMG HE HAS A STRIPPER BODY….A VIDEO WOULD ACTUALLY BE BETTER OF HIM DANCING….HOT HOT HOT!! I'VE GOT A DOLLAR BILL……………….
Why don't we all just have a sandwich right about now, and call it preventive maintenance.
Sarah Jessica Parker is a beautiful woman, as are Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon, and Kristin Davis. But I do wish they'd included the other women on the cover.
If Courteney Cox could convince 6 friends to stick together, then certainly SJP could've done the same for her girls. Instead she took the higher salary and spotlight and whatever snatches of miniscule fame found their way to her feet. I don't believe she's an icon or innocent for a minute.
I'll buy magazines when I see all 4 girls on the cover. That's it.
She is not beautiful. I suppose you will never mistake that face for anyone else but why put her on the cover?
HIDEOUS
Holy crap! She looks like a tranny gone bad!
Granny is right! I don't understand how she can look good one minute and gross the next. It's like we unexpectedly have beer goggles turned on us depending on her light and outfits.
SARAH JESSICA
HONEY, 3 WORDS………………. OH MY GOD
AND TWO MORE….GRANNY CLAMPETTE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS WOMAN LOOKS LIKE SHE'S 65! She is effing hideous. She has man hands. She is a selfish bitch. She would not have a show without the other 3 girls wy does she need to do press by herself…egotistical, old fart with man hands.
you never see sara and dee snider of twisted sister at the same time. hmmmmmm
ewwwwwwwwww she looks soooo old!
Trigger………..Trigger……..can you hear me? Mr. Ed wants to talk to you…….
Re: Love Sex, but… –
It's BUSHNELL, moron, NOT Brushnell……….do your homework.
Where is that picture from? It's awful, she normally doesn't look that bad. I don't think she is or ever was gorgeous, however, I can see men going for her. Look, Carolyn Bessette wasn't traditionally beautiful, but she bagged JFK Jr. because of the body, style and confidence she exuded. Same goes for SJP, that's why she was believable as Carrie.
Re: HONESTLY, THE LAST 4 PEOPLE YOU WOULD EVER HAVE SEX WITH –
Amen!!! You are brilliant, insightful, right on the mark, and, I must say, very good looking!
Love you!
she looks terrible! like a old woman..
Ugliest woman ever.
holy jebus this bitch is ugly.
always has been, always will be.
perez, you are a waste of food.
She…….was never cute, never talented and I, for one, will never understand why she was featured in the promos, etc, with those drop dead ugly legs…..are you kidding me? Could you BE any more bowlegged? Are people blind? Why would you parade those Lincoln Tunnel legs in public? Certain things just SHOULD not be seen…………unless, of course, you're sleeping with the Powers That Be.Oh, Carrie…….we hardly knew ye……….ya dumb ugly talentless fuck……..your husband's a killer..
BOO BOO BOOOOOO!!!! this isn't about the one star, or the one fashion icon. that show would've never been as big of a pop culture hit if it was only about one person. that is completely unfair! the cover would've looked so much better, and would've been an homage to one of the biggest influences in style and LIFE if it had all four women on the cover. i don't think it's a petty issue at all. i think it's ridiculous to not acknowledge that this show and the success from it was due to FOUR women. this is disgusting, and it makes me want to not watch the movie. SJP is so completely full of herself. her career was going NOWHERE without that show. i do think she is a fantastic actress, i really really do. but what was so great about the FRIENDS cast was that they were one for all and all for one. this makes me sick.
Re: Love Sex, but… –
I'm terribly sorry…….re-read your drivel……….is spell check off because of the storms? Or are you always this stupid? Gave you the benefit of the doubt because of the recent bad weather…….please go back to school and learn to express yourself in an adult manner.
Your husband killed an innocent woman in Ireland because of his irresponsible driving. And he got off scot-free. "Oh, it was just an accident." Fucking loser………he ruined more lives than you can imagine and he merrily went on his way………sorry……he should have paid for his crime……guess he paid off the right people…………money talks……..but it doesn't bring the dead back to life……………I sincerely hope what goes around, comes around, prick.
I remember when she was fresh and beautiful and had an athletic figure. Now, just a few years later, she could play Brooke Astor and without using any age-increasing makeup.
Quit dieting! You're not fat. Sure, your husband is gay…but you knew that when you married him so he wouldn't bug you for too much sex.
Purge Much???
sjp is starting to look her age.
Sarah always was like the girl in Seinfeld. The one who looked good one second and terrible the next. Her face was never very pretty. Always a little horsey. But she still looked good when she was young. She had a sexiness to her and a good tan and smokin body. All of that basically seems to be gone by now. She's aged badly.
AWESOME!! I LOVE Twisted Sister!! NO ONE ROCKS HARDER THAN DEE SNIDER!!
Re: HONESTLY, THE LAST 4 PEOPLE YOU WOULD EVER HAVE SEX WITH –
Had to re-read your post……….I stand my ground………YOU are brilliant.
Damn; when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!!!!
That's not a good picture of SJP; she looks old. Not that there is anything wrong with being old, but she isn't.
The production company is making a big mistake leaving the other actresses out. They're all considered equals as the stars.
Sara Jessica Parker… Nasty! I can't believe 25 to 75 year olds thinks she's a good actress… She suckSSSSSS!
I don't see the appeal of Sara Jessica…she is not attractive at all with that huge nose, veiny hands…etc As far as Sara being a style icon I could care less as I don't live my life following what celebs wear.
ok so majority of you are idiots, if you love sex and the city you know its all about carrie/sjp. the other girlswerent even meant to be big parts of the show and they only add to the sideline as bestfriends. ps everyone has their bad picture days and im sure everyone one of you has looked worse in your life. stop hating bitches
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Damn, she looks OLD. Not aging well- and not a particularly pretty girl to begin with.
shes not a granny u fat ugly fuck. u can criticize when your good looking, not when u look like u do.
balls, i could not agree more, perez you are not/never were looking so hot yourself.. at all. actually, if you werent gay and ever approached me i think i would vomit in my mouth. feck off.
this makes me like jessica less. all of them on the cover would have gotten me to buy the mag for sure
christ SJP is effing UGLY! she's what? 40ish? but she looks 80! i never understood how anyone every found her attractive, even at her peak she still was fugly, she's a horse face, worse than tori spelling even!
Re: balls – i couldnt agree more, you have never looked good in your life, you are fat and ugly and even if you werent homosexual and ever approached me i would vomit in my mouth.
only judge people if you arent fucking fat and ugly
they are all so damn old. senor citizen hoes
She should know better than to alienate her cast member, unless she wants it to be the ONLY SATC movie!!!
Mygosh SJP looks very old
I like her but I am sick of that goddammed wart on her chin. Get it removed and send me the bill. I'm tired of looking at that nasty thing.
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behold the face of bad karma!
well known: her hubby suks weenie in washington sq park.
also hires high end escorts.
Matthew once let me bareback his little sons tight asshole and shoot about a gallon of jizz in him! It was in my dressing room after a performance.
Matthew once let me bareback his little sons tight asshole and shoot about a gallon of jizz in him! It was in my dressing room after a performance.
She looks like a granny, horrible!!! she is real ugly here on this pic…!
Re: HAG-MAG – #73 Your such an angry idoit…like your immortal and never going to get old..it happens that is life it will happen to you and when it does , I guess your life will be miserable, since you value only youth, what a fool…I feel sorry for anyone who ends up with you shallow ass-self!
She's the fugliest fug ever. With a face like that, The Horseface should do her utmost to STAY OUT of the press. She is scaring adults and little kids alike.
And check those horrible horrible hands! She should have a hand transpalnt asap.
SJP is hideous. Just plain hideous.
She looks so old and I love it it's good that she doesn't use botox (sorry for the poor english)
DUDES !!!! Wait a minute…. That's not SJP…. That's an old Cloris Leachman picture when she was on the Mary Tyler Moore show.
i am 30 and cant wait to go see the movie! love all the girls and the show!
wish i looked as good as goldie hawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This woman looks WORSE than (and gives me more of an uneasy feeling than when I look at a picture of) Rumer Willis! It's like when the HBO series of Sex and the City ended, so did this woman's CAREER! She made a couple of movies that were horrible. It's like Sex and the City sucked any talent she had! And she's gotten more and more unattractive, and somebody isn't doing his/her job and guiding this woman into looking better. She looks just like Madonna! HORROR!!
its so ridiculous. that show would notttt be so sucessful if it wasnt for all FOURRRRRRR of them. i loveeee the show and will be seeing the movie as soon as it comes out, but its bullshit that the rest dont get included. kinda gets mew annoyed. i loveeeeeeeee samantha, charlotte and miranda!!!!!!!
doesn't she look a little bit like the old version of the count in bram stoker's dracula? scary!
Damn, she looks so old and rough now. Moisturizer, stat!
I love SJP, but she looks really old in this pic! WTF?!?
WOW I really like SJP but this photo makes her look old. Aside from the bad photo, I think the movie will be a huge hit. I don't understand why Vogue won't shoot all 4 girls? It's only fair. They're all in it and are the main characters. She's not the only star. Why would Vogue draw a wedge between these 4? I'm sure Kim Catrall is livid! Well, anyone that is picking on SJP should stop -she's made her mark and deserves the praise. Let's face it, that series was HUGE b/c of her. All the other girls are great, but I think most of us tuned in to watch Carrie.
They just prove that trying to have gfriends is pointless because they are all jealous backstabbing beeyatches, only in the movies…..
Re: sierra – WTF does that have to do with this story? WOW, what a negative nasty person you are. You're gonna beat SJP up for an act that was committed by her husband prior to her even being with him!? Does that make you feel justified in not liking her or something? Seek out help, you're obviously a very angry person.
That is one UGLY bitch!
No let me correct that.
One FUGLY Bitch!
Re: Nathan Lane – you're a disgusting pig and if Perez had a report abuse button, I'd be all over it ! STOP talking about kids. YOU demented f*ck !!!
This puts a whole new spin on ZOMBIE HANDSZOMBIE HANDSZOMBIE HANDSZOMBIE HANDSZOMBIE HANDSZOMBIE HANDSZOMBIE HANDS!!! attacks….
Wait, how is this SJP's fault?
Can someone enlighten me? Are there other articles that back up the claim that she's greedy, because I'm not seeing it here. I just can't picture her trying to push the others out. How do we know that the editors said no to the cover, and then the other 3 said, "Just do it SJP, it's still good publicity for our movie"?
A beard's life certainly takes a toll on a chick … notice Katie Holmes is aging rapidly too and there's nothing Xenu can do about it.
what a bunch of asses….BOYCUT THAT ISSUE OF VOGUE….
Thanks for reminding me- I gotta go get some Nivea.
Well, first of all, Chris Noth is on the cover of Vogue with SJP, and since the movie is about their wedding I think that is appropiate. AND Carrie is/was the star of the show, so why shouldn't everything be about her. Hello, intro, Carrie in a toutou. I didn't see Kim Howltrall in a toutou. Geez, peeps. Quit hating.
i love sex in the city, but my favorite character is samantha. sjp know it too. im love her, but i hate her at the same time. she's insecure.
She looks soooo old! What happened?
WOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE LOOKS OLD AGED AND IN NEED OF A JOAN COLLINS TREATMENT
I have to say I'm more than alittle disgusted in some of the comments left by more than afew of your readers. And I'm No, Sex and the City or Sarah Jessica Parker fan.
SJP is beyond amazing
This pisses me off because the show's success was based on the cast being a true ensemble effort. This makes me not want to see the movie now.