This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Barack Obama > Hillary Clinton > Ann Coulter
Conservative commentator and all-around dipshit Mann Coulter just wrote an editorial supporting Hillary Clinton's bid to be the Democratic presidential nominee and asking Barack Obama to step down from the race.
WTF???
Her motives are not pure. Why do we even pay attention to this witch????
CLICK HERE to read Coulter's essay!
HILLARY: STAND BY SOME OTHER MAN
March 5, 2008
The mainstream media said she was finished, but our brave Hillary soldiered on to wallop B. Hussein Obama in Ohio, Texas and Rhode Island Tuesday night. I don't know what the MSM is so upset about– we let them pick the Republican nominee. Did they want to pick the Democratic nominee, too?
Not only that, but after some toothsome appearances on various madcap comedy shows this past week — "Saturday Night Live," "Late Night With David Letterman," "Hardball With Chris Matthews" — Hillary's "likability" quotient is soaring! According to the latest CNN/CBS News poll, she's just been upgraded from "Utterly Loathsome" to "Execrable."
The percentage of registered voters who would rather disembowel themselves with a wooden spoon than vote for Hillary has just slipped below the magical 50 percent mark. We're surging, Hillary! If you want to be even more likable, you should go on "The View." Next to those four harpies, you seem almost agreeable.
Now that Hillary has won three primaries in a row, it's time for Obama to do the classy thing and withdraw from the race. (Obama won Vermont, but that was earlier in the day. Exit polls indicate he took the black vote. Literally. There was just the one.)
Imagine how proud Michelle Obama would be of her country if that happened! But Obama probably won't do the classy thing, despite claiming to be a "new" kind of politician and rejecting the politics of division.
If Hillary is serious about becoming president, she's got to make some changes. I say this as a Hillary supporter and strong opponent of divorce. Hillary: You've got to divorce Bill. You've already fired one campaign manager. Now it's time to get rid of your No. 1 buzz-killer.
Not only is the media's group-lie about Bill Clinton being a "rock star" over, but — one can hope — the use of the excruciatingly stupid phrase "rock star" to refer to wonky politicians is over. It's become such a cliche that music critics have begun referring to actual rock stars as "leading Democratic contenders."
Liberals believe, often accurately, that if they say the same thing over and over again 1 billion times, people will believe it: "Bush lied, kids died," "We've lost in Iraq," "Reagan is stupid," "Bush is stupid," "Republicans are stupid," "Global warming is destroying the planet," "Gloria Steinem is good-looking" and — their most provably false assertion — "Bill Clinton is the most talented politician of his generation."
In a period of just a few short months last year, "news" articles in The New York Times cooed — I mean "said" — the following about Bill Clinton:
– "Elvis is here, Clinton version. Having Bill Clinton campaign for you, as Mr. Ford learns, is a mixed blessing. You are bolstered standing next to this outsized Democrat, but still seem puny by comparison."
– "Mr. Clinton is one Oscar-worthy supporting actor who can sometimes upstage his leading lady simply by breathing."
– "Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton has been trying to capture Bill Clinton's old political magic and lay claim to his legacy and popularity."
– Tony Blair's charisma "ranks second only to Bill Clinton's."
Not to be a stickler, but Bill Clinton is the guy who could never get as much as 50 percent of the country to vote for him. And that was in two presidential elections that the Republicans basically sat out (as they are doing this year).
It was also in elections held before the country realized "Elvis" Clinton was molesting the help. If Bill Clinton is the Democrats' idea of Elvis, somebody should tell them he's playing to half-empty houses.
Besides the joy liberals take in lying generally, they have massive Reagan envy. Despite having informed us the requisite 1 billion times that Reagan was a dunce, Americans adored him, and still do.
Democrats wanted one of their presidents to be adored, too — and not just for being assassinated. But they only seemed able to produce laughable incompetents like Jimmy Carter.
So no matter how preposterous it was, liberals just kept telling us that the chubby kid with the big red nose whose greatest moment on the football field involved a wind instrument was "Elvis." According to Nexis, that appellation has been applied to Clinton approximately 1,000 times. In print, that is. There's no telling how many drunken cocktail waitresses have whispered it in Clinton's ear during late-night elevator assignations.
You can stop lying for the voters now, Hillary. This is me, Ann Coulter, your supporter.
This charade of a marriage has gone on long enough. Even if you were stupid enough to marry him back in the '70s, Bill is just so over, girlfriend. He can't even get Holiday Inn cocktail waitresses anymore. Last I heard, he was hitting on the Motel 6 housekeeping staff.
You're too good for him, Hillary. Obama has now denounced and rejected Louis Farrakhan. It's time for you to denounce and reject Bill Clinton.
Obama excites voters by offering to be the first black president. You've got a chance to make history by becoming the first divorcee to win the White House.
First, I would like to thank Ann for writing this essay. You just convinced me of how emotional and irrational women can be. You idiotic banter is only matched by a toddler throwing a fit. I have a suggestion, next time you feel need to write a long and extremely difficult to read essay just mail it to yourself.
I am appauled at how many people support this man bitch Ann Cunter.. Perez I agree with you.. I want Hillary for president also.. don't listen to these narrow minded republicans that come to your site to "see the pretty pictures".. Your voice should be heard.. as should all (well most) keep it up! You rock.. P!
Re: OBAMA 08 – I want to know where is the peace and love. We need an alternative party to vote for. I like the idea of a previous poster who suggested the Freedom Party. End war, end world hunger, eliminate borders, offer proper health care for everyone in the world. Stop spending money on military arms. Free love, everybody practicing whatever religion they want without criticism. Where is the love people?
Re: deedee – you are immature and backwards. we have all been discussing serious politics here and now a posting like this. move on deedee - go back to africa
Sorry, maybe her motives are wrong, but she is right! Obama does not have the credentials to be president, he wouldn't have made it this far if he were white. He is using his race to get votes, why do you think 95% of blacks are voting for him…because he is qualified? Hardly!
Obama just won Mississippi… so he should probably drop out like Ann suggested. Since he's kicking ass and all.
Re: Kimberly –
Everyone talks about his race but HIM. He's not using it. Way to judge people based on their appearance.
You're an ugly ho, but we let you leave your house. It's called freedom, byatch.
Perez, what Ann is saying goes waaaay over your head. She's way out of your league intellectually so, please, don't even try to figure out what she's saying and just leave her alone, she stands for good, solid conservatism that will end up saving this country.
love her or hate her, coulter is a step above most people intellectually. you can disagree with her politically, but you can't deny her. to the person who said she is "throwing a toddler fit" needs to re-read her article. It's called sarcasm-I guess you're too stuck up Hillary's butt to realize it. Coulter isn't running for office so she can say whatever the hell she wants-kind of like everyone who posts on this blog. If she is OH SO offensive to EVERYONE, then I guess that is her business. If she wants to walk around hated by all, that is her prerogative. Apparently she is doing something right as her books have been the New York Times bestsellers on numerous occasions. Leave Coulter alone. I'm sick of these democrats complaining because they are called "liberals" and then turn around and pull out their "you are a narrow-minded conservative" bull. Pick on someone who is running for President who will actually be making huge decisions for our country.
I hateeeeee her.
Umm, yeah… she's being sarcastic. It's pretty obvious lol
Ann Coulter is crazier than a shit house rat and I think it is probably a result of her intellect and twisted sense of logic.
She looks like Edgar Winter with makeup
How could somebody even fathom the thought of asking Obama stepping down when he is actually the front runner and is in the 1st place of the contest. Hillary and her supporters do not seem to be able to use their brain. Their thinking is really flawed and irrational, just like the one they supported and I am not even for Obama, just the way Clinton runs her campaign really disgusted me.
Ann…i mean MAnn Coulture is fuckin dumbass CUNT end of story
The Republicans are pushing Hillary because she is beatable as half the country hates her and there is a good chance that independents will go for McCain. Obama is unbeatable and McCain can't compete against him. That is the logic, like it or lump it, it's the truth. Go Obama!
somehow this makes sense to me, i like him, she hates him, makes me sure i am picking the right candidate. isn't there a bridge somewhere she could jump off of?
PEREZ-
Please post Ann Coulter's email so we can email her and let her know how we feel about her comments.
thanks!
I couldn't agree more with her comments about Lieberals!!! She's bang on!! Perez… keep posting her essays… i love Anne!!
Actually, I liked that article Perez, fuck you. It was funny and, when you consider the overall message, right on.
Love it. I
Perez, you WISH you were as intelligent and well-read as Ann Coulter. All you do is doodle on celebrity photographs and lob exclamatory insults!!!!!
Re: Obamabanana – republicans support hilary because they fear obama? or is it that they want dems to reject hilary because of their support and secretly wish for obama to win? is it reverse psychology? or is that just what they want us to think? pointless to speculate isnt it
I bet Ann has met her match now. Watch. I bet Barrack Supporters will get her butt. She gotten away with smut for fart 2 long. It's pay back time for litte Ms. Ann the Mann
Who DOES pay attenntion to this crazy bitch????
you gotta admit this cunt is pretty funny!!!!
RUSH TO VOTE ! KEEP THE CHAOS ALIVE ! Go Hillary Go. Kick that half white man black man all the way back to the Kenya goat farm of his African father.
Re: I actually know something about history. –
She said "divorcee" shit for brains!
Re: Ann Roth – A whole lot of us Republicans voted for Hillary in the primary here in Ohio. Boy, she's going to be shocked during the real election. Us Republicans have finally learned to use the Democrat's tricks!
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Re: tina25 –
HE HAS NO POLICY!!!! HE'S DONE NOTHING - I REPEAT - NOTHING. AND I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I LIVE IN THE STATE THAT HE "REPRESENTS??". AND NOT ONLY DO I FOLLOW CELEBRITY GOSSIP, I ALSO FOLLOW POLITICS. HE LIED HIS WAY INTO OFFICE, SAID HE'D TAKE CARE OF DOWNSTATE ILLINOIS AND HAS NOT. HE HASN'T EVEN TAKEN CARE OF CHICAGO. OH WAIT, HE DOES TAKE CARE OF OPRAH. AND HIMSELF.
Teri (ref. #8) likes her cock old and wrinkled.
Seriously, Can anyone else see through the Republican reverse psychology? They REALLY want Obama to run against McCain.
Hillary 2008!!!!!! She's the posh spice of politics!!!!!! 1st faghag perezident of the USA!
what a stupid bitch. i hope she dies.
Man it is funny reading these posts…. why are people taking what she says so seriously. She is not asking Barack to step down, she is being scarcastic. The whole article is just a mockery of the Democratic Party. The Democrats are not gonna win the election this year if they going at it the way they do.
Alot of republicans in the South are voting for Hillary for the reason that Hillary is far easier to beat in the run for prez. With OBAMA the republicans have a much stronger competitor to go up against
She needs to tell America the truth. She's a man in drag.
Libs don't have a sense of humor, do they? They're so highstrung and bitter!
for a second, wen i look at tat pic,i tot it was heidi gone make-up-less
first, the judaism thing.
and now, she's saying the only reason for barack to be president is so he can be the first black president.
how ridiculous is that?
hillary clinton is a complete idiot and a dumb hoe
I am not eligible to vote in the USA, being on a work visa from the UK and I am neutral on the subject of American politics in general, but this woman sounds b-i-t-t-e-r and twisted! Get that stick out of your arse, woman. Get over yourself!
hillary is just really not qualified
ann coulter is a baseless fucking idiot. and what's with all the perez hating comments? he is trying to bring some political perspective to the disaffected youth–you know, the kids who spend all day surfing perez instead of cnn. good for you, perez! oh, and Lisa down below, who made a comment about perez's "anal sex" knowledge–your intolerance disgusts me. it's almost as ignorant as your political views.
I love her! She is awesome!
Mm. Having observed Ann Coulter's "fair and balanced" comments many times on Fox News there are only two possible explanations for her tortured mind: She has experienced a traumatic event in her past, possibly involving a left-leaning pacifist stealing her first love……or; she is a fruitcake……….