Quote of the Day
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"I'm not going to be playing old grannies anytime soon. In my next movie, you'll be seeing a lot more of me, put it that way. You see, I haven't actually reached my sexiest point yet."
- Catherine Zeta Jones
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Posted: March 14, 2008 at 1:49 pm
LOL! Nice one Perez! Imagine if that really were Catherine and she had to go and do the sexy roles looking like that. LOL!
LOL! Nice one Perez! Imagine if that really were Catherine and she had to go and do the sexy roles looking like that. LOL!
I thought that was Michelle Pfeiffer.
LOL! Nice one Perez! Imagine if that really were Catherine and she had to go and do the sexy roles looking like that. LOL!
LOL! Nice one Perez! Imagine if that really were Catherine and she had to go and do the sexy roles looking like that. LOL!
That's definitely Her Royal Hagness Joan Collins, not CZJ.
Honey that's joan collins..great for 70 but CZJ
HOW COME??? Get it FIXED!!!
lol, that's not her it doesn't look like her at all, this looks like a lady in her 50's, or older, look at the legs, she's got liver spots, Catherine Zeeta Jones doens't have liver spots on her legs, the face is all wrong too, not her face at all. Who are you kidding Perez?
This isn't Catherine Zeta-Jones, this is Joan Collins!!!
THAT IS JOAN COLLINS!!!!!!
If bitch was born in 1969, that means she was about 13 when she started modeling. I'm 46 and I remember her inthe 80s. I call bullshit. She's at least 44. She's been 38 foreever.
Thats not her. Its Joan Collins. Get your facts right Perezita!
Looks like Joan Collins!
That is definitely Joan Collins.
LOL….HE MUST BE REALLY DRUNK OR HUNGOVER BECAUSE TODAY'S POSTS ARE "WEIRD" AND HILARIOUS!!!! SO FUNNY!. THANKS PEREZ!
who's pic is this?? this is an older woman- sooo not Catherine Zeta Jones.
Fierce or tranny mess/TRANNY MESS!!
That is not Zeta-Jones!!
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!! THIS IS JOAN COLLLLLINSSSS!!! PEREZ WERE YOU LICKING YOUR BALLS WHEN YOU PUT THIS UP????
Thats soo not her!!
That is JOAN COLLINS
That can't be her- she's 39 and she has thin lips. That woman is like 60 and has very full lips. I DON"T BELIEVE it… CRAP I don't WANT to believe it.. Hahaha
I'm married to an older guy and definitely don't dress old! Maybe Michael has an Oedipal complex and likes that mother thing. I swear shes older than she says.
that's joan collins.
That's not her.
Ummm… that's not Zeta Jones… that's Joan Collins
Thats not Catherine. Thats Joan Collins.
OMG! Now THAT'S Fierce!!!
Just going for a walk on the beach, how should you look? She looks pretty good to me!
I love how everyone likes to put her down from the comfort of their anonymity. Sit back on the couch, stuff those doritos in your face and keep on slinging barbs. I promise you that if you had to stand naked in a mirror next to her…you would love…bigtime. I wish I looked one 10th as good as her.
Funny…most of the people putting her down are probably butt fugly themselves!!!!
Sorry Perez but you missed this time, that picture is clearly Joan Collins.
She sounds arrogant. That smugness comes across on film, at least for this viewer.
i don't believe thats even her. she was on tv the other day in an interview that was only a few days old and she looked hot!
WOW AGE HAS KICKED HER ASS! SHE LOOKS FUCKING OLD @ HORRIBLE-
That's not a photo of CZJ!!!
Perez, shame on you, it's an old photo of Joan Collins!!!
This image in NOT Catherine ZJ – Actually JOAN COLLINS as previously shown on Go Fug Yourself
doesn't she look like joan collins???
Ewwwww, I mean Oh. Sorry. It's called A MIRROR! The first wife, Mr. Miss Diandra Douglas, famously and allegedly, knew enough to keep her Hollywood eating disorder in check! Famously and allegedly, wasn't a two bit chorus/call girl who married the King of Hollywood mediocrity,( i.e. throw any script in front of him and he'll do it); the same way, famously and allegedly, he does any young call/chorus girl put in front of him. Famously and allegedly, his security detail has even greater loyalty that that of Mr. Miss Gov. Sptizer. Oh, and dropping a Shmoo, commonly known as giving birth, is not a career move, especially if one has that FAT GENE! Just remember, Mr. Miss Brenda Vacarro ended up shilling Tampons ! ! Do we see her joining her sisters, Mr. Miss Kirstie Ally, and Mr. Miss Valerie Bertinelli shilling Jenny Craig to the masses? That's not an "A" stars dream campaign. She had a real career, now she just has stretch marks, a shmoo, and a geriatric to push around in a wheelchair in his dotage. The worlds most famous dancing gerantophile . . " She sings, she dances, she changes diapers, she changes diapers! Greed's NOT good! ! ! Ouch.
Till then kids!
That ain't Zeta Jones!!!
Joan you're fucking hot!
Catherine- you're hot too- but there is NO ONE like Joan Collins. Never has been, never will. She's GLAMOUR incarnate.
WHAT SHE SAID DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!! Girl, you ain't seen nothin'! Life BEGINS at 40 baby! SEX is WAY better after forty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excuse me, isn't that Joan Collins? You've put that picture on your website with a caption that it was Joan Collins.
Excuse me, isn't that Joan Collins? You've put that picture on your website before with a caption that it was Joan Collins.
this pic has been used on this site before … as joan collins … how funny
bit of a mess really .
CZJ is still hot this is not her on the pic.
Re: tipetupa –
Please fuck you Michelle Pfeiffer is sexy and beautiful not like the plastic face/men arms Madonna who is ugly.
Re: tipetupa –
Please fuck you Michelle Pfeiffer is sexy and beautiful not like the plastic face/men arms Madonna who is ugly.
i'd bang her, yeah babyy
I thought it was Joan Collins, wow honey you need some work!!!!
That's Joan Collins………Perez you published that picture few months ago!
That's a picture of Joan Collins.
THAT'S THE OLD HAG FRAN DRESCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL YOU WOMEN OUT THERE EVENTUALLY HIT THE FUCING WALL AT 100 MILES AN HOUR AND GET FUCKING UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's joan collins, dumb ass perez!
Weird that you attached this pic to Catherina Zeta quote. Coulda specified it wasn't her, now all these blogtards think that Zeta's got wrinkley knees. lol.
Come on Perez!!
Perez you idiot!!!! This is Joan Collins and NOT Catherine Zeta Jones
OLD!
OLD! ughhh
that's an old pic of joan collins. you are not kidding anyone, perez.
i even remember seeing it here months ago.
but still, what's the problem with playing grannies?
dear CZJ, even YOU are aging. and besides, i never liked your arrogant ways.
bitch.
Are you guys blind?This photo is of Joan Collins not CZJ!!!
This is Joan CoOllins NOT Catherine Zeta Jones! Get it right
This picture of Joan 'Alexis' Collins, NOT CATHERINE ZETA JONES,
YOUR MISTAKE OF PEREZHITON!
THIS IS NOT CATHERINE ZETA-JONES!!!!!!!
Come oooooooooon…..If think so, that means you never seen her before!!!
go to forevercatherine.us, and check out her pics today! She is a real godess!
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Ok….totally Alexis Carrington Colby here…..surely aint Cat Zeta-Jones! That having been said, it is likely what CZJ will look like when she is 70, yes.
That's NOT her!
That is Joan Collins - St. Tropez beach circa 2000, I believe.
i don't think so…that pic is of joan collins!
Helloooo!!!! Perez, thats not Catherine Zeta Jones that is Joan Collins
It's Joan Collins you tit, NOT Catherine Zeta Jones.
Thats not Catherina Zeta- Jones & its an insult that you would put that photo on
I like her. 100th!
MEOUCH! LA ZETA MUSTHAVE BEEN AN ABSOLUTE COW TO SOMEONE IN THE PEREZ CAMP. THAT'S A SHOT OF JOAN COLLINS WEARING DEMI MOORES' FORMER KNEES.
show your bush
i thought it was joan collins before i read any part of it.
That is not Catherine Zeta Jones. It is JOAN COLLINS!!!!! Who is like 100 years old…..
the woman in the picture is not Mizz jones,but joan collins please perez !
I agree with b, it looks like Joan Collins!
I thought that was debbie harry
Are you sure that Catherine Zeta Jones, look at the face and the lips, surely doesn't look like her at all?!?!
I thought it was Janice Dickinson!
NOT ZETA-JONES!!!!!!
JOAN COLLINS !!!!!
there is no WAY that is Catherine Zeta-Jones.
No Way.
This isnt catherine zeta jones
TRANNY MESS!!!!!
Joan Collins……………..