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Separated By Plastic

Filed under: Madonna > Separated At Birth

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Left: The Bride of Chucky. Right: Madonna.

259 comments to “Separated By Plastic”

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  1. Deb says – reply to this


    101

    Ok I have to say that was way TOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Looks just like her!!!!

  2. so true says – reply to this


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    Yes, Madonna is a plastic no talent hooker. I could not stand her in the 80's and I cannot stand her now. She needs to let go and show her age. All the treatments and injections will bite her in the ass like every other plastic bitch in show business. Mark my words, she will be sorry later!!

  3. JAY says – reply to this


    103

    PEREZ - you are so two faced….one minute you love her - the other minute you're a hater! GROW UP!

  4. x says – reply to this


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    perez enough of the hating …what in the world happened….madonna looks great …her new album is going to rock..

  5. Lisa says – reply to this


    105

    Why are you turning on her?? Didn't she invite you to her Oscar party or album listening party? I'm sure she snubbed you in some way. Or was that one of the stipulations in the contract when Janet paid you off?? You know, making Madonna and Mariah look bad.

  6. Courtney says – reply to this


    106

    HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!! PROPS TO PEREZ…haha Madonna looks like Shit.

  7. w says – reply to this


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    Re: Lisa – u are right lisa…someone got dissed and is having a tantrum…

  8. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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    NOW THAT'S HOT!ha,ha,ha!.the BEST SEPARATED AT BIRTH i've ever seen in your site.the resemblance between Chucky's bride and madonna is amazing and frightening at the same time.P Nasty u r a genious.i'm speechless.unbelievable…unbelievable.

  9. MJ says – reply to this


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    absoutely agree, she looks like plastic, it is not pretty anymore. and its not very original, she looks like the other older ladies addicted to plastic surgery. and her body is too manly, if she hadn't boobs you'd think she's a man. not a good idol to the kids out there. her perfectionism has gotten over the top. i personally prefer a little bit of imperfection, makes it much more interesting.

  10. devilgirl says – reply to this


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    HYSTERICAL! Couldn't have said it better myself! she def sold her soul to the devil for that career. Or, sucked a lot of dick.

  11. pipi says – reply to this


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    LOL and to you fanatics.. lighten up ! it's only a look for the evening…

  12. KAT says – reply to this


    112

    PERez……. You nailed this one!!! GOOD JOB!!!

  13. Dereck says – reply to this


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    Island Def Jam (LA Reid) must be paying you a lot of money for you to turn on "your queen". It so obvious. Since you started kissing Jane't ass, you turn on Madonna. Coincidence?? I think not! Seems to be working like a charm though……..Janet album is already considered a flop. I read that it won't even sell as much as the last one, which didn't even reach a million copies! You have so much influence!!! You're like the NEW Madonna!

  14. Veronica says – reply to this


    114

    Check this out!! Her head looks like it was planted on her body! It totally looks like a dudes body, arms and all is holding the paper and someone put Madges head on it!!
    Total DRag Queen!! Awesome!!
    Bride of Chucky!!!
    Perez you are too funny!!

  15. Ali says – reply to this


    115

    love it!

  16. Isabella says – reply to this


    116

    Too much pastic surgery.

  17. Rreedy says – reply to this


    117

    By Golly, she DOES look like bride of chucky!!!! Good one!!! Touche'…it's what makes Perez, Perez. Keep it up!!

  18. scudder47 says – reply to this


    118

    passive/aggressive bitch!

  19. Justine Timerlake says – reply to this


    119

    this is a nice one!

  20. fierce says – reply to this


    120

    looks more like that girl from Idol..the one who resembled sweeney todd ha

  21. taboo12 says – reply to this


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    PEREZ>
    i'd like to see ONE good picture of you. because all along you are BUTT UGLY.

    at least Madonna has looked hot many a times. You can't manage to look good ONCE.

    enough on ragging on Madonna on her big night.
    YOU're A HYPOCRITE.

    lift a mirror to your big fat head for once!

  22. Scuzzbucket says – reply to this


    122

    I think the bride of Wildenstein would have been a far more appropriate comparison

  23. eyrial says – reply to this


    123

    Wow, that was good, Perez. It looks like Nicole Kidman, too. (And I like her!)

  24. ZOOM says – reply to this


    124

    ************* SHE LOOKS GREAT BEACAUSE SHE BOUGHT HERSELF A NEW FACE**********************************

  25. Nick says – reply to this


    125

    man, this HILARIOUS! I almst fell outta my chair—-THNX 4 the laugh of the day, man they look A LIKE!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha…………..

  26. Hellagirl says – reply to this


    126

    Diss anybody……but MADONNA!!!!

  27. QUEENIE says – reply to this


    127

    IM PISSING MY PANTS!!!

  28. Marky says – reply to this


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    Perez - did you fall and hit your head? Lately you've seemed to stop the love fest as it relates to Madonna and Paris Hilton. Next thing you know, you'll be sympathetic to Nicole Kidman, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston, or any of the others that you trash on your site

  29. smokin dope drinkin coffee yeeeaaahhh!! says – reply to this


    129

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  30. Perez, I really haven't ... says – reply to this


    130

    … been your fan, but I have to admit, I'm liking you more and more. This comparison is right on!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh.

  31. HAHAHAHA says – reply to this


    131

    Your are too funny

  32. hEY! says – reply to this


    132

    where the fuck is my comment?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    pppppppppppppppbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  33. Hella Rite says – reply to this


    133

    yeah, that was really a good one

  34. madfan30 says – reply to this


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    perez what is up with you today picking on madonna. your wrong again. that doll doesnt look like her at all. does someone need glasses or a brain.

  35. Brit says – reply to this


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    She looks horrible, she can hardly move her face, and her eye brows are so high after the plastic surgery that she looks surprised all the time. WTF Madonna, embrace your 50 years grandmother, old is old and that is ok… imagine how much botox went up that face… ouch

  36. Much better, Right on!!! says – reply to this


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    That's much closer than mommie dearest. Plastic and whorey!!!!

  37. deedee says – reply to this


    137

    Perez has outdown himself this time. OMG

  38. YEP says – reply to this


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    She's as much of a witch as the Bride of Chucky

  39. bathog says – reply to this


    139

    that is classic. what an ugly slut. go away go away.

  40. deedee says – reply to this


    140

    Who would have a Bride of CHucky doll and where did they get it?

  41. becky says – reply to this


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    Separated at birth are this ugly woman and the girl Perez calls "Wino." Only Madonna doesn't have to do all the effort to look ugly, she is just naturally so.

  42. ;lkjhgfd says – reply to this


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    OMG, long lost twins.

  43. jayne says – reply to this


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    Joan Crawford, is that you? Right down to the dress, it's almost an uncanny resemblance! At least Chucky's old lady can wear white honestly. The first time I saw Madonna rolling around onstage in a white wedding dress in 1984, I cracked up. Who did she think she was fooling?

  44. marynuggs says – reply to this


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    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. punky says – reply to this


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    o my ga! That iz hilarious!!!!

  46. Bianca says – reply to this


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    OMG this is hilarou. perez ur an effing genius! it looks like a drugged up version of pamela anderson. rotflol

  47. Jean.B says – reply to this


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    LMAO..Perez you're so hilarious..I love Madonna but It IS hilarious..LMAO

  48. Madge says – reply to this


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    Oh hells no… oh no you didn't. We should put a picture of Perez and Yogi Bear side by side…. You so rude Chubsie!!

  49. filipe Yuri says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
    Helll!!!! He's alright!!!!
    She's looking so ugly, hahha!!!!
    Tifany do better ya'll…

  50. Disgusting says – reply to this


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    Re: Jason Berkes – You mean after she spent millions for this quite horrible plastic surgery??

  51. CHUCKY says – reply to this


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    SPOT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  52. Deeb says – reply to this


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    C'mon Perez, that's a really mean thing to say about Bride of Chucky

  53. sasha says – reply to this


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    "Pearez"…I thought you were a Madonna fan. Your recent posts have only shown that you are not to be trusted with what you say or do. It seems you would sell your mother for a story…sorry..thats just how you come across. No "real" fan would make fun of Madonna this way. Its not nice but it also shows a very shady, bitter, nastiness. I love celeb gossip just like anyone else ..however its seems to me like you "think" you are a star. And you are far from it. To many inconsistencies. You need to be one way or another. You vascillate from saying one thing and then contradicting yourself. You are not a star. People are getting sick of your narcissism..for lack of a better word. Looks like you $old yourself to corporate America.

  54. Jo says – reply to this


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    Madonna the old hag is an overrated bint

  55. YOU = DOUCHE BAG says – reply to this


    155

    Re: MADONNA = FAKE – YES I HAVE SOMETHING TO ADD YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE OTHER THAN HATING ON MADONNA.

  56. ManaPonj says – reply to this


    156

    Now that's more like it!

  57. HYPOCRITICAL WORLD says – reply to this


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    people that are laughing at this joke are the same people calling Perez fat and when he makes fun of the people they like they get bent out of shape ,it's funny how most people live their lives full of hypocrisy. They act like Perez is so funny but wait until he makes fun of their favorite celebrity.

  58. robert says – reply to this


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    OUCH PEREZ!! i thought you were a big fan of M ????

  59. WhatsThatSound says – reply to this


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    wow. what a likenesss.

  60. B-rad says – reply to this


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    She over did it in the plastic surgery department. She's wrinkle free and looks like a porcelain doll now. The worst part is that her face looks like it belongs on a doll and her arms look like they belong on a corpse! She's turning into a thing, like Michael Jackson.

  61. kassi says – reply to this


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    actually that doll resembles the girl from American idol, you know who!

  62. Lori says – reply to this


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    I don't find this post funny one bit. Madonna is simply glowing……..

  63. JEN says – reply to this


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    PEREZ, SOMETIMES YOU MAKE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD..THAT WAS ONE OF THE TIMES……….

  64. justme says – reply to this


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    She has a bird face.

  65. emmarose says – reply to this


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    god. how do you do it? you top yourself every time. that is PERFECT. she is so trampy and used looking it's pitiful. i mean she looks like an old tranny streetwalker who's had every STD ever known except for AIDS. she is just repulsive and this is coming from someone who lloooovvveedd her in 1983. i was about 12 and just loved her. but she is so tired out and old and done that she is like a roach that keeps regenerating. just go away. be a mother and leave. and her plastic surgery is horrendous.

  66. Dana says – reply to this


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    HILAR!

  67. becky says – reply to this


    167

    I alway say horrible things about Madonna because I am so jealous of her ,in fact I am the one that is sooo fucking ugly I can't even get laid and I even try online dating and nothing happens I am such a FUG I just want to kill myself.

  68. julie says – reply to this


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    she looks beautiful and looks great!

  69. JbJvA says – reply to this


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    Madonna is the ugliest cunt alive!! DIE HOE

  70. cantstandgramma-donna says – reply to this


    170

    Granny needs to lose the dark roots look-no longer trendy-and we all know it's another of her tricks to try and look younger. We all know those roots are gray. Madge-You look like that puppet named Madame!

  71. Jett says – reply to this


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    yow. which is which?

  72. Chickity16 says – reply to this


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    Actually that doll looks more like Amanda Overmyer from American Idol

  73. rai says – reply to this


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    That's one of the best SAB's you've EVER done, Perez. Major kudos.

  74. Madge is nasty says – reply to this


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    I think the bride's nose and hands are prettier. Also-she knows to cover her manly arms and not show her British teeth!

  75. Perez needs to get a life says – reply to this


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    Perezzie, jealousy - like most of your clothes - doesnt suit you fatso!

  76. michael says – reply to this


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  77. michael says – reply to this


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    Re: Ingrid Casares

    your a stupid slut go and fuck yourself. You are a filthy gutter skank. YOU NEED TO DIE

  78. uncledirty4ever says – reply to this


    178

    SPICCOLI!!!!

  79. Eric says – reply to this


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    What an ugly fucking hag!!!!!

  80. Mel says – reply to this


    180

    *giggle*
    this one is better then the Joan Crawford one…
    ;)

  81. Ashley says – reply to this


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    YES!!!!!!!!! Madonna needs to believe that she will age gracefully and stop fighting the inevitable before she goes Joan Rivers on us.

  82. Tristan says – reply to this


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    PEREZ U R A DICK!!! DO U EVEN LIKE YOURSELF? YOU JUST LIKE JANET BECAUSE SHE GAVE YOU AN INTERVIEW YOU LITTLE DICK. BESIDES MADONNA IS 49 NO PLASTIC SURGERY AND SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN YOU, YOU FAT FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  83. David says – reply to this


    183

    LOL Do you have a mirror? she looks better than you, Perez

  84. BeauteeFULL says – reply to this


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    LMAO….they do look ALIKE! Madonna's swagger has def changed through the years …she used to be wild and outgoing and now she is stuck up and walks around like she has no voice and a stick up her ass. …Not that I hate her or anything lol

  85. CB says – reply to this


    185

    ahaha

  86. kmc says – reply to this


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    Hey Perez, you've really turned on our Queen recently…….hmmmmmmm, maybe those rumors of a payday from DJR are true!!

  87. Kaz Uk says – reply to this


    187

    she is Mad Madge. She is 50. And for that she is fabulous and we still love her

  88. katamaran says – reply to this


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    lol That is so spot on! Did anyone else find it odd that mr Madge was not there to share in his wife's induction last night?

  89. Amy says – reply to this


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    That dolls face looks EXACTLY like the rocker nurse on American Idol!!!!!

  90. I♥Perez says – reply to this


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    dis is so funny!!!! dey look alot alike! i love u perez

  91. Katherine says – reply to this


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    She's starting to take on a Mae West look, and that's not a good thing. Enough with the man-made sculpted face. It may look good, in the creepy way, but it doesn't look natural.

  92. Totally! Bride of Chucky Personified says – reply to this


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    That is exactly right, Perez. And Madonna — go away for twenty five years now.

  93. S says – reply to this


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    Sadly, yes!

  94. NICO says – reply to this


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    OMG DUUUDE!!!
    thats fuckn WRONNNG LOL

    WHATS WRONG with Madonna's cheek bones lately?? it looks like she got pork chops inplanted in them.

    i love her though haha i really really really do. she's the bomb diggity.

  95. vertex100 says – reply to this


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    THE REAL madonna LOOKS SCARIER !!!!!! I WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT LMBAO LOL HA HA !!!

    REMEMBER BOYCOTT THE HEARTLESS SOULESS BITCH; SLAVEMASTER !!
    DO NOT LET HER BUY INTO R&B !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  96. Tammy of the North says – reply to this


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    I adore Madonna but that is funny! Hee Hee!

  97. vertex100 says – reply to this


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    REMEMBER BOYCOTT THE HEARTLESS SOULESS BITCH; SLAVEMASTER !!
    DO NOT LET HER BUY INTO R&B !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SAY NO TO PLASTIC —– NO TO madonna. NOW IT IS OFFICIAL; THE HALL OF FAME IS A JOKE WITH madonna BEING INDUCTED !!

  98. QUEENOASIS says – reply to this


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    She just looks OLD. Madge needs to stop acting and dressing like she's 20. It's just really contrived at this point.

  99. wonderwoman says – reply to this


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    Fags are the only people who like this fugly hag!!

  100. you are a crazy freak says – reply to this


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    Re: vertex100 – can you please just take your meds ,get off the computer and let the doctors perform lobotomy on you ,you fucking freak !!!!
    no one cares about your idiotic opinions ,no one is reading it and no one cares just please kill yourself ,douche bag :)

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