Caption Me: A Match Made In Heaven
Filed under: Silly! > David Beckham > Caption Me
Thanks Jessica S!
Posted: July 16, 2007 at 6:18 pm
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Caption Me: A Match Made In HeavenFiled under: Silly! > David Beckham > Caption Me
Thanks Jessica S! Posted: July 16, 2007 at 6:18 pm
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lol
i love it!
Who wouldnt like a hunk like Beck the papi is looking so Yummy
LMAO!
haha!
That made me laugh. ohh Perez i know you dream of him. I watched you on Victoria Beckham coming to america. haha you looked soo scared
You're soo funny!! CANADA LOVES YOU! at least i do lmao.
Um…that is disgusting.
Perez you should take some dieting tips from her.
That is just scary…
waaaaaaay better! I just got my issue delivered on Friday, and the Beckhams look like the worst matched 'couple' on the planet… and I suppose now Becks is supposed to be the savior of soccer in the US…. ugh/ I used to love soccer, now I feel stressed out
Perez,
You look great next to this hot star but lets face it. Everyone is going to in love with Victoria. I love your bitchiness but I think this time bee nice.
Love you and have some good scoop for you in the future.
Amy
Don't smile baby, David likes em' pouty and SKINNY sorry to burst your gay bubble darling.
perez wants to be posh. i like it.
actually very funny! lol
caption? What Victoria looks like if she really does eat a cookie!
Brilliant!
Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw you on Victoria Beckhams show tonight on NBC! Very amusing and actually a little real. LOVES IT! I'm sure Victoria is loving it too!
wow perez is lookin soo thin in this pic
lmaooooo
Come on Perez bring Victoria back… that is one hot woman. I would give anything for one night with her.
these losers have nothing to offer the US. Go back to Britain you losers. Money isn't everything. If you lost it all, would you still be famous? wouldn't you rather be famous for something other than wealth?
Two absolutely stunning human species! They define the meaning of beauty, style, fashion, style, and class! And they seem to be somewhat humble even with all the fame and money they have.
"Now that we are married, Beck honey, let's talk about tattoo removal and hair plugs for you…and I want to start eating food again…and the garbage needs taken out…and clean the loo…"
Rash Manly therashreport.com
i love perez…..you look better and you have nose than vic
Go get em Baby Boy!!
WOULD YOU PEREZ HATERS PLEASE JUST GO CRAWL BACK IN YOUR HOLES! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY, YOU'RE ALL WRONG AND YOU ALL NEED TO TAKE A SERIOUS LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND LEAVE BABY BOY THE F*CK ALONE!
cute
oh my god that is awesome! By the way I saw you with Victoria Beckham tonight- hillarious!!! I love her though- put better pics of her and her hunky man- to which you must share with me!
Please..no more soccer. We can't take it. So many articles about a sport NO ONE HERE WATCHES EVER! My Lord it's as if there were 10,000 articles about NFL football, or baseball in Europe. It has no relevance! Please, get your shill money from another source! Spare us this boring soccer and the spice girl!
Joey, quite frankly I wish the NFL, baseball and the like would just take its homophobia and crime ridden rosters and just go *AWAY*. American sports, which coudl be cool if done right, are a relic of a land long ago and far, far away that few can relate to today.
SomethingNew: LOL. Yes, you're going to redefine the paradigm! Americans will watch soccer now, because 3 europeons that own newspapers deign it? I don't think the NFL, NHL, NBA, baseball etc are in jeopardy because a soccer player moved here, even if USAToday runs a "So what's all this about soccer I hear?" type article. There is just no fucking chance for soccer here - it will NEVER HAPPEN unless the Spaniards invade.
Haha this is crazy. But it will look better with me.
btw. Paris better move out of L.A. cause Posh is taking L.A. as her teritorry.
wow, finally posh spice looks half decent. what beautiful eyes you have! you guys look like a much better pair than the other hooker lookin bitch.
you look like gina glocksen from american idol in that pic
Absolutely hilarious Perez. Love it. Your much better looking that Victoria. Saw her show, she's such a desperate woman and she sucks big time. Loved you on it though!
Now you got to work on your british gurl!
I seriously couldn't tell the difference until I read the comments and figured it out…
Now,this lmfao this is your best work ever lmfao i love you perez espacilly on beckckham's body woo! you go girl/man lol jkjk i love you
This is shityourpants funny !
damn who's that sexy bitch next to him?!
you're fab
funnies thing in weeks! hilarious!
LOL thats funny, better watch out for Victoria… she might get mad with you for posing half naked in a magazine with her husband.
Funny pic, but you need to work on your hair. If you want to look fabulous like the Beck's, then you need to get a better cut and color. Don't you people out in LA land have a decent gay stylist?
LOL… I couldn't figure out what the hell was wrong with Posh's face at first… then duh.. it hit me. It's you perez! You nut! haha
LOL i didnt realize what changed at first bc i wasnt looking at her face too much i had seen the picture and was like i dont get it…. lol then iwas like THATS PNASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay
def match made in heaven hahahah
Perez this is the best thing you've posted in a while, this is seriously funny. I had to do a double take on the photo, just hilarious. You know and I know that David still needs to come clean and get out of the closet. Your better looking than her thats for sure.
Saw that show of victoria coming to america. What a pile of shit it was, I feel ashamed to be British after watching that crap. She tries too hard to be funny, and I dont think there was anytime during that show that she was actually being herself. It was too scripted.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u dirty waste of exuse for a human being ps the email ad and my name is FAKE HAH
The smile on Posh's face is what gave it away to me otherwise I wouldn't have noticed. Dude looks like a lady!
It took me a little second to realize what was wrong with the picture! Perez your hot!!!!
perez all i have to say is becareful cause victoria may give you another little visit.
jaja….love it…. you look much better than Victoria.
That is the hardest I have ever laughed at your website.
Effing Funny!!!
OH MY GOD PERREZ UR BOOBS SHRANK!
that's hot and gross at the same time
I watched Victoria's show tonight in Sydney, and awwww I thought you were a bitch on wheels, but you bought Victoria a cookie. What is there about David not to like?
Perez you are like MASTERCARD: priceless!!!!!
Love you!
Ok, Ok,… Usually I'd take a swipe at Perez.. but that is a funny cover. I'm still chuckling. However, You're still a pig Perez. Fuck you! Couldn't help myself.
Saw the show last night..LOVE Posh Beckham..She's real!!!
LOL!!!!!! That is freakin awesome!!!!!! ♥
Your not VB. Shes perfect.
Your not VB. Shes "Major"!
hahahaha, i love it.
ummmmm isnt my baby beck gorgeous!!!!, gosh this man its beautiful!!
LOL! Perez you are sooooooooooooooooo stupid; luv it!
Perez you are so way prettier than VB!!! I know DB will want you now!!!!!
You are such a pig! Victoria Beckham sough you out, tried to be nice and you are still slamming her! Why - because no one has anything nice to say about you, you have to be a twit to everyone else who makes more money than you do (coffee shop for an office?? nice…)
I never paid much attention to who you were - no I know why - you are a waste oxygen!
You are a pig! VB sought you out, tried to be nice and you still slam her. She gave you more press than you probably ever got before!
Makes me wonder what kind of a miserable person you are that you can find no other way to make a living (which it can't be that good considering your wardrobe) than to be mean spirited and rude to people who have done nothing to you!
Dream on Perez… Dream on!!
you got stop being mean to victoria next time i hope she kill you for what you are doing and not end up likeing you
This looks way better!!
NOT GOING TO HAPPEN,EVEN IN YOUR WORSE NIGHTMARE piggy
IDIOT!
lmaooooo!!!! nice nice i like ,,,,, david looks soo darn good man!!1 i will fuck him in a minute!!
U WISH PEREZ!!
U LOVE IT!
Fat Perez hasn't been that skinny since he was shit out of his mothers cunt.
Thats why you give Posh so much crap…you want her man!!
LOL Victoria is better good looking!!
fuckin hillarious!!
Dude,
Omg
You soooo wish you looked half as what VIctoria looks like.
Your full of shit, you're just jealous of her,
Lame ass fucker.
I love your site, and I love your humor! Keep up the good work, and if you want a good taste of the midwest per Oklahoma … check out HNOKC.COM … I write the Dish.
Lates
H3 > the Diva
You wish bitch
Mmmm, hot!!!
TO EVERYONE THAT WANTS PEREZ NOT TO BE MEAN TO PISHPOSHSNOSH:
ARE YOU SERIOUS?????????????????????
SLAM ON PEREZ - YOUR 'PERVERSITY' SHOULD HELP HER SHED SOME WEIGHT!
lol this is hilarious…
someone has got to teach m how to do that
lol Perez! He should dump her for real and pick up with you.
gross.
DAVID WISHES!
For a sec i thought it was her… you just made me realize she looks like a man with a mustache and big fake tits
Funny
i love this pic
perez-you look fabulous in your underwear, haha
perez- you look excellent in underwear-hahaha
ew thats hid.. lol ..
The pics look too 'posed'. Neither sexy or interesting. Her lying on the bed with him on top? Looks like a gay man experementing with his lady friend…
As for her turning up to 'get you' on her 'show'…PLEASE! How desperate is that woman to hunt you down for daring to write about her?! Sad sad sad woman!
As for you Perez…you have more talent, wit and style than that walking match stick will ever have!
honestly anyone who has time to do this is retarted and has no life
like seriously leave the pic alone and go do things that matter in life
LMFAO so halarious!
thats VERY GROSS Shes way pretty then u!!!!!!!!!
r u gay perez???
CLASSIC
YOU HOT BITCH YOU
Once again child, you do the same things that me and my friends do in our rooms while gossiping about others - like posting a picture of yourself over VB's face as if stealing her man. Steal her man - I'd like to see you to go at it in printed word…meow [tight, curt].
what a wonderful combination of style,indeed,cynosure of all eyes. You are great.
HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOOOD!!!! HE IS SO HOT…..I WANNA BE POSH