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Neverland Saved!

Filed under: Michael Jackson

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He got a lucky break!

By some miracle of God, Michael Jackson has refinanced his Neverland ranch in time to save it from a public auction that was scheduled for later this month.

Who would agree to refinance with Wacko??? Bitch is gonna default within months!

An auction date had been set for March 19th because of $24.5 million M.J. owed on the 2,500-acre spread northwest of Santa Barbara.

Jackson attorney L. Londell McMillan said on Thursday that the washed up star has worked out a "confidential" agreement with Fortress Investment Group, LLC.

"Neverland and MJ are fine," McMillan said.

Billie Jean can rest easy now!

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138 comments to “Neverland Saved!”

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  1. SAxlerod says – reply to this


    101

    Perez, you've got to talk to the powers to be, to put Michael Jackson in the next "Batman". R-Kelly could be his sidekick, "Young RRRRR".This picture should be his audition. He could be the "Poker" , "ManChild" or "Petey Pedaphile". If this was done right, it could be the biggest comeback ever! Especially, if he just shows up on the screen.

  2. The Sheriff says – reply to this


    102

    Re: MJ
    Yes, let's think of the wonderful things he's done:
    1)Drank jesus juice with underage boys
    2)Frequently showered with young boys
    3)Had slumber parties with a revolving door of 12ish boys
    4)Watched scary movies nude in a darkened bedroom with little boys
    5)Recruited new "friends" when the little boys grew up
    6)Gave moms of young boys money and other perks to get them out of his hair so he could get his hands on their sons

    Michael Jackson, wow, what a man…

  3. MY MOMMA SAID says – reply to this


    103

    Re: Anna – U R SO FUCKIN RIGHT!!!!!!!
    WUT! THA! FAWK!!!! DUDE LOOKS SO FREAKY! IMAGINE HIM WITHOUT ALL THE MAKE UP……….BOO

  4. Paul says – reply to this


    104

    Man, this dude was like a god to me… i cant believe what he's become. Why people get like this i'll never know!

  5. gelique says – reply to this


    105

    You're so silly Perez! Michael has been doing his thing since before you were even a twinkle in your Mommy's eye. To label him as "washed up" is just crazy! He's like Madonna- They're at such a different level that they'd never have to put out another album, yet, they'd remain legends in the eyes of generations to come.

  6. Tinker Bell says – reply to this


    106

    Sicko! That sick bastard would be doing serious hard time if he was not rich and famous. He can afford to hire the best attorneys and has connections among the powerful. Creeps like him can and do get away with most anything. He sickens me.

  7. Angela says – reply to this


    107

    Oh michael. As much as you wish it wasn't true…little boys DO grow up. And that means the government will be watching you. So don't F#@K with them lol
    ~*Ang*~

  8. Jane says – reply to this


    108

    It's the JOKER!!!!

  9. mads says – reply to this


    109

    Re: michael

    Who??

  10. ugmo says – reply to this


    110

    Ghastly, absolutely ghastly!

  11. Jukebox says – reply to this


    111

    Gotta agree with Nat, you people are a bunch of fuckfaces, especially this fucktard called "Ooba Gooba"…who the fuck are you to decide there is a place in hell for anybody?? I'm sure you're one to judge, with all the hateful language you use, God is surely on your side. Innocent until proven guilty is the way it works in America, so fuck off.

  12. Ooba Gooba says – reply to this


    112

    Hey Jukebox,

    How about you leave your kid, or nephew, or cousin, overnight with Wacko Jacko? Stupid ass…….he's a pedophile, and you're a moron. Wacko is going to fry for what he's done to children. In hell. Now go fuck yourself.

  13. kmc says – reply to this


    113

    He is an absolutely disturbed individual. It is astonishing that he has even been allowed to keep custody of his children. It disgusts me that people with "fame" (and I use that term loosely) are allowed advantages that the average individual is not. Anyone else owing that kind of money - well hell that would not even happen because the average person would have lost everything long ago!

  14. Name says – reply to this


    114

    Come on people, why do you visit a site like this? Why you keep on feeding a motherfucker like perez? You have the official news at google news. Stop eating this drag queens shit and get a life. Let him starve to death. Down with the jerks that try to live on other peoples lives.

  15. Ooba Gooba fucker says – reply to this


    115

    Hey Ooba Gooba, this wacko is living the American dream. He just snapped his fingers and crated 25mil out of nowhere. what the fuck can you do? he is the artist of the millennium. what miserable piece of crap are you? the Bushman in Botswana know his name and who he is. He is an icon and a role model for 50% of the musicians that are on the top lists now. Whose role model are you? The owes the rights to the Beatles catalog, Elvis Presley and Little Richard. come on now dull people, DO YOU REALLY THINK HE GIVES A CRAP WHAT YOU THINK? LOL Get a life morons, or quit wasting my oxygen. start creating your future instead of hanging around crappy "sites" like this one. Worthless morons, this planet cant hold the stupidity you create. It will chew you and spit you anytime soon.

  16. Michael Jacksin says – reply to this


    116

    Re: Jukebox
    I agree too. Michael Jackson is the purest man on earth. If only people could understand the joy he gets out of terrifying little boys while watching scary movies nude in darkened bedrooms, then we could all get along. A 45 year old man leering at 10 year old boys in swimming pools is beautiful, I bet you've tried it Jukebox and know what I mean. People are thinking sexual, it's not sexual, it's pure.

  17. Ooba Gooba says – reply to this


    117

    Hey #118:

    "what the fuck can you do?"

    I can keep my hands off children and I can pay my own bills. So he's a icon and a role model? You must be a piece of shit pedophile yourself. You obviously aren't very smart, that much is for sure. Please don't have children. Wacko Jacko may want them for his own pleasure.

  18. Ooba Gooba says – reply to this


    118

    Hey #118:

    Learn how to write. You won't look so fucking stupid. You must be a teenager.

  19. STFU says – reply to this


    119

    Re: j – stop posting here you fucking TROLL :)

  20. NEVERLAND IS BACK AND OPEN FOR BUSINESS says – reply to this


    120

    the rides are back , all the amazing attractions such as the safari ,secret rooms , the magical world is finally back and most importantly the main attraction THE DRAG QUEEN OF POP JACKO WACKO !!!!! so hurry up little boys and girls come and visit, the only requirement is for all of you to take your clothes off ,and check it to the front desk for security purposes. Come and have an amazing time while JACKO WACKO inspect, fondle and rape each one of you in the ass and there is also an overnight stay free of charge of course ,because this is how JACKO WACKO shows his appreciation and affection to all HER favorite fans, the CHILDREN. :)

  21. Michael Jacksin says – reply to this


    121

    Re: NEVERLAND IS BACK AND OPEN FOR BUSINESS
    Don't forget the Exorcist will be showing in the wee hours of the morning whilst other adults are sleeping. Michael will be nude in his darkened bedroom ready to play. This special screening is reserved only for 1 special 11 year old boy. Oh goody! Shame that most of our dads couldn't be this playful with the neighborhood boys. Stop thinking sexual, it's pure.

  22. according to MAMA--the real estate blogger extrodinarie says – reply to this


    122

    All Jackson's pee-pole did was to DELAY the foreclosure auction date from March 19 to May 14. They were not able to forge a new financial agreement with Fortress finance co., and Neverland has NOT been saved! Delaying the auction date means that Neverland Ranch remains in foreclosure and The White Lady is still in deep financial doo-doo with the hedge hogs at Fortress Investment Group.

  23. Michael Jacksin says – reply to this


    123

    Please understand people, that once Neverland reopens that there will be peace on earth once again.
    Please have the courage to look deeply into my- I mean Michael Jackson's beady eyes, see way past hell and satan and see Michael's true and pure intentions. Okay, you saw hell, did you see satan? Okay, good, now just past satan's left shoulder do you see the sun? That's Michael's heart, as large and burning bright as the sun. With love burning like that how can you misread his intentions?
    When we-I mean Michael and the children, watch scary movies in the dark late at night, okay and nude too, the children need Michael to protect them. That's why he's there, nude, in the dark holding on.
    After the movies we-I mean they need to cleanse the scary thoughts from their minds with a hot, hot shower. Now do you get it? It's not sexual, you're thinking sexual.

  24. Bob says – reply to this


    124

    Re: Michael Jacksin
    "Okay, good, now just past satan's left shoulder do you see the sun? That's Michael's heart, as large and burning bright as the sun. With love burning like that how can you misread his intentions?"
    Love?! Don't you mean lust?

  25. Forever Love says – reply to this


    125

    Re: Michael Jacksin
    "now just past satan's left shoulder do you see the sun?"
    I don't think that's the sun. I think it's the fiery pit of hell.

  26. Special says – reply to this


    126

    DOESNT' HE LOOK LIKE A CARDBOARD CUT OUT AND NOT A REAL PERSON?

  27. Felecia & Mark says – reply to this


    127

    How about Michael earn a little extra cash by vying for the new casting of the Dark Knight - damn if he doesn't look like the Joker!!!! (am I right?)

  28. adriane says – reply to this


    128

    Michael Jackson is a freak, and his plastic face is scary, gross and sad.

  29. Wonder Woman says – reply to this


    129

    Re: Michael Jacksin
    "That's why he's there, nude, in the dark holding on."

    Yeah, we know what he's holding onto…

  30. Neverland is not fine says – reply to this


    130

    Have you seen the pictures? The place has fallen apart! The circus tents have fallen over, the tents are destroyed, the rides are broken—Neverland is not fine, and will never, never be the same ever ever again!

  31. Michael Jacksin says – reply to this


    131

    Re: Neverland is not fine
    Thank you so much for understanding that Neverland needs to be fixed. It could be so magical once again and when it opens again there will be peace on earth.
    Michael is a pure and innocent man who loves the children. He would do anything-I mean anything- to have group showers, nude swimming parties and scary movie night once again with the children. He really misses the revolving door of his "special" 12 year old boyfriends.
    I will even add-I mean he will even add a new attraction to Neverland: the Magical Massage parlor in a darkened bedroom. In this room I will give-I mean Michael will give magical massages to 1 or 2 or 20 lucky boys. Oh goody he can hardly wait! It's not sexual, you're thinking sexual, it's for the children.

  32. parris says – reply to this


    132

    WHOA!!!! Thats what he looks like now! man, can you imagine what his kids must think.

  33. G. says – reply to this


    133

    Forget puttin bags over the kids heads
    Put a bag over Jackson
    Hideous

  34. frogking420 says – reply to this


    134

    Ok, true Michael is the whitest person ever, but He is the Greatest of All time.
    I hope he wins the Lottery…The big one…

  35. Michael Jacksin says – reply to this


    135

    Re: frogking420
    Yes, Michael Jackson is the greatest of all time. If you know any 10 year old boys, please introduce them to me-I mean to Michael. He will show them the greatest time ever with group showers, nude swimming parties and scary movies in his darkened bedroom. Oh goody he can hardly wait to win the lottery…the big one…

  36. LadyDI says – reply to this


    136

    OMFG!!!….HE IS SOOOO FUKIN SCARY LOOKIN….MICHAEL…LEAVE THE LIL BOYS BOOTY HOES ALONE & PUT DOWN THE BLEACH PLEASE…VITALIGO MY ASS!!!

  37. sarah says – reply to this


    137

    so is M.J poor now?

  38. chanel says – reply to this


    138

    That is the scairest thing Ever Look At Mj's Face He Thinkin In His Head Ohh Yes All The little kids will be mine muahaha i love little boys…god would it kill the man to get some color in his skin god if i didnt see the freaky excuse for a nose i would have though it was a ghost

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