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Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Fill In The Blank

LiLo, spotted at the Orlando Hotel in Beverly Hills on Friday.

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Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because ___________.

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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  1. cody says – reply to this


    101

    her career is over

  2. farah says – reply to this


    102

    she looks like she's 43! damn girl.. put on some serious make-up.. you need it

  3. eriksa says – reply to this


    103

    she is fat and orange and the crack head on the corner wont even fuck her.

  4. lee says – reply to this


    104

    im just so glad almost every person that has posted has something nasty to say about her, and im not the only one who thinks she truly is a very unnattractive girl. how can these men be able to sleep with her and then brag about it giving HER the credit?? that body is just a disgrace!! those freckles that skin….i just dont understand it. i dont i dont.

  5. Sarah says – reply to this


    105

    She going to be on the next celebrity rehab!

  6. Bon says – reply to this


    106

    she looks 15 years older than she really is, and that's WITH lots of face paint!

  7. avatar says – reply to this


    107

    someone just sent her a picture mail of herself doing Paris Hilton's dog.

  8. Squishy says – reply to this


    108

    she regrets changing back to her natural hair colour…

  9. suzy says – reply to this


    109

    BECAUSE SHE HAS A RECEEDING HAIRLINE.

  10. Diane says – reply to this


    110

    Her vibrator batteries ran out

  11. mo diddy says – reply to this


    111

    she is orange

  12. starrburn3 says – reply to this


    112

    Because her face is the same lovely shade of orange as her Blackberry case.

  13. anonymous says – reply to this


    113

    cuz shes using britney's old red cell phone

  14. Paige says – reply to this


    114

    Some of you people that comment on here are fuckin crazy. Such negativity…seems like anger, usually does come from jealousy.
    She's a beautiful girl, that's all there is to it. Yes she does have too much of a fake tan going on, that's not great but other than that she's gorgeous. Freckles are beautiful, her bod is beautiful, her hair is nice too.

  15. Amanda says – reply to this


    115

    Her fake tan always looks bad. ALWAYS

  16. jess says – reply to this


    116

    her self-tanner SUCKS!

  17. ASTRO says – reply to this


    117

    her tan looks like the color of her phone….humpaaaa lumpaaaa!

  18. blah says – reply to this


    118

    cuz she hasn't had sex in a while..

  19. Damian says – reply to this


    119

    Re: Marissa – thats not even funny.

  20. ur mom says – reply to this


    120

    she has her period.

  21. whatwhatwhat says – reply to this


    121

    ….because she didn't pay her phone bill.

  22. Jose Chai-ta says – reply to this


    122

    she realized she looks like a 37 year old

  23. ERiN says – reply to this


    123

    She's ugly and has no talent.

  24. traced says – reply to this


    124

    she is orange and sober.

  25. adds says – reply to this


    125

    she didnt just snort an eightball

  26. BrittenFabulous says – reply to this


    126

    Do you need more than one reason? There are plenty. This girls career is shot to hell. She has no talent, no respect for anyone and she's a pathological lying mess. Lohan's starlight deserves to flicker and burn out.

  27. Pony78 says – reply to this


    127

    Celbs kick you when you,re down

  28. poopiepants says – reply to this


    128

    cause she just realized she's having michael jackson syndrome on her FACE.

    wtf, girl. if you're gonna crazy on the tanner…keep it down and keep it even. your head is 7 shades of orange.

  29. redsongia says – reply to this


    129

    Smile lindz, then blend your foundation a little at the chin line. Sheesh.

  30. Jasmine says – reply to this


    130

    cos she is as orange as an oompa loompa!!!

  31. Lee says – reply to this


    131

    She's beginning to realize just how deeply most Americans negative impressions of her. All the phony cover-ups, the whorish lifestyle, - the failed, cheap, and desperate attempts to regain public interest have left her facing the reality that she "peaked" at 17.

  32. Sarah says – reply to this


    132

    Because paparazzi is annoying

  33. Marian says – reply to this


    133

    She hasn't had her daily drug dose yet

  34. Lippy says – reply to this


    134

    …because she looks 40.

  35. ange says – reply to this


    135

    Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because no one gives a flying fuck about her anymore and she's gonna have to do her mom's shiteous reality show sooner or later….

  36. mojojojo says – reply to this


    136

    HER DRUG DEALER IS LATE!

  37. atshep1 says – reply to this


    137

    Because she knows she's a has been - who never was!

  38. Rachel says – reply to this


    138

    Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because she has a fivehead.

  39. Kitty says – reply to this


    139

    She doesn't have enough money to buy drugs

  40. MARKY says – reply to this


    140

    MIMI PLASTIQUE SHOULD TOTALLY GET A RELAITY SHOW!

  41. Lorac says – reply to this


    141

    can't believe her mom is now pimping her lil' sis

  42. ginger b says – reply to this


    142

    because she just now realized hillary is a lying skank. took her this long to realize that because she was an embryo in the 90's.

    http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/politics/blog/2008/03/clinton_earmark_requests_you_a.html

  43. sassy says – reply to this


    143

    Because she got a horrible spray tan done!!

  44. Candace says – reply to this


    144

    because her drug dealer cut her off

  45. mammagreenbuds says – reply to this


    145

    because shes already starting to age.

  46. Rollercoaster says – reply to this


    146

    her face is white and her body is orange!

  47. cat says – reply to this


    147

    she has no money

  48. ~~ says – reply to this


    148

    I'd look grumpy too if I was walking around with an orange face…

  49. jennifer says – reply to this


    149

    Cuz shes looking orange and Im not talking about her hair!

  50. she knows.... says – reply to this


    150

    We can all see the awful red blotchy skin of hers through her makeup. pale frecklepuss! Smoke some more cigs and have another bottle of wine ass.

  51. jbonz says – reply to this


    151

    …she realizes that her soul went from 0 to 60 in 21 years.

  52. v says – reply to this


    152

    because she just realized how orange her face is

  53. Ashley says – reply to this


    153

    _____nobody wants fack whit her

  54. Kristen says – reply to this


    154

    She's gross and DirtYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  55. Kristen says – reply to this


    155

    She's Gross and Dirty, and she hasn't had a good role since the Parent Trap remake.

  56. Mudd says – reply to this


    156

    This horn bag needs cock on a daily, if not hourly basis. It looks like she's behind schedule!

  57. nicole says – reply to this


    157

    her line of leggings is never gonna happen

  58. ManaPonj says – reply to this


    158

    Because she has age spots & a crappy phone?

  59. Alex says – reply to this


    159

    Her tan was so horrendously uneven.

  60. Dooley says – reply to this


    160

    She can't erase what her party girl life has done to her face and career!!!

  61. Elle says – reply to this


    161

    Because her makeup sucks?

  62. CReagan says – reply to this


    162

    Because now she has to be seen coming out of shitty places like The Orlando after she ruined her reputation everywhere else.

  63. Jax N Balls says – reply to this


    163

    her coke dealer is sold out

  64. Colleen says – reply to this


    164

    cause shes a hasbeen who can't get laid

    BBBBBUUURRRNNNNNNN

  65. BAMA GIRL says – reply to this


    165

    BECAUSE SHE LOST COUNT COUNTING HER FRECKLES AGAIN!!

  66. shopgirl says – reply to this


    166

    i'm looking a bit older than i am and thank god perez did'nt have shit hanging out the side of my mouth!

  67. JenJess says – reply to this


    167

    BECAUSE THE BITCH IS FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGG HORRIDLY UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  68. J says – reply to this


    168

    …its the end of the month!

  69. hey says – reply to this


    169

    I don't know, but bitch is WRECKED.

  70. blowhan says – reply to this


    170

    cause her dealer wont pick up the phone

  71. wedway says – reply to this


    171

    She just ran out of crystal meth and realized she's too worn out to do a decent home porn movie…..

  72. FENJKVCMM says – reply to this


    172

    BECAUSE HER FRIEND JEREMY GEFFEN JUST GOT ARRESTED FOR RAPE FRIDAY.

  73. colleen says – reply to this


    173

    i love linsday and all you other guys are jealouse of her beautiful skin and gourgouse hair . wow thats all i got to say. and the reason shes upset is becasue she didnt get to visit the hungry kids in africa

  74. Charlotte says – reply to this


    174

    she has just realised that no-one cares or likes her apart from herself….. BITCH

  75. DUCK LIPS says – reply to this


    175

    She realized collagen is cheating yourself and PERMANENT!

  76. hdp says – reply to this


    176

    bc… she's lindsay lohan.

  77. Gabs says – reply to this


    177

    Perez doesn't have a clothing line

  78. elsi says – reply to this


    178

    poor, poor linds…a mere 21 and yet, look how old she looks! her jawline is soft, her skin is harsh and dried out land she has frown lines and crow's feet…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At 21~~!!!!

  79. lindsay sucks says – reply to this


    179

    shes getting her period?

  80. Sully says – reply to this


    180

    Her dealer went out of town

  81. Beth says – reply to this


    181

    She realizes her spray tan and hair color are the same. Fucking Awful!

  82. xfakestardom says – reply to this


    182

    because she didnt realise how much she missed britneys ass.

  83. PhilliP BRAND says – reply to this


    183

    SHe realized she looks exactly like Michael Lohan.

  84. Kristy says – reply to this


    184

    cuz she needs to get laid…maybe she should call samantha ronson or something!

  85. Michael Joseph says – reply to this


    185

    she looks like hell.

  86. sugarpopgirl says – reply to this


    186

    because Perez can't find anyone else to pick on but her and restless homos.
    *so sad*
    :(

  87. Dolly Dimples says – reply to this


    187

    Because her career is like that fart she just blew; short and quick yet very smelly and pungent, and It drives crowds out of the theater in droves.

  88. miss w says – reply to this


    188

    she's wearing the wrong color of make-up, as usual

  89. mrsjonas says – reply to this


    189

    shes on perezhilton.com and she just realized how no one likes her….

  90. bibi says – reply to this


    190

    she looks orange

  91. poopiepants says – reply to this


    191

    Re: colleen

    lay off the crack pipe, kid.

    lohan will never want to go to africa to help because she a narcissitic orange troll who cares only of herself. that africa trip she "planned" was all PR. if she really wanted to help kids in africa, she'd go and do it and do it without alerting the media.

  92. Clayton-Ted says – reply to this


    192

    I, wish I had something to do other than tease this paps

  93. WORD says – reply to this


    193

    BECAUSE SHE IS GETTIN OLD LOOKING.
    AND I LOVE HOW PARIS TRICKED YOU
    HOES TO THINK
    THAT NASTY TOOTHLESS
    OLD MAN WAS HER
    SPIRITUAL ADVIOR..
    STUPID MEDIA HOUNDS. GG FOR FAILING

  94. uhmmmMilano says – reply to this


    194

    cause she looks orange as an hairy carrot with matching bberry case

  95. alisa says – reply to this


    195

    she doesnt have any drugs!!! lol

  96. off the property says – reply to this


    196

    cuz she conspires in her own exploitation… Yaaaaa!!!!

  97. Ralph Murphy III says – reply to this


    197

    She knows her career is over and the main reason is herself. She also realized that she isnt such a hot commodity anymore and that her looks are gone. Her 15 mins of fame is over because she flushed it down the toilet and can't regain it again.

  98. Hard Life says – reply to this


    198

    Mamita is aging hard and fast. Her career is nonexisting

  99. lacy says – reply to this


    199

    her face is orange!
    haha!
    FIRE CROTCH!

  100. wowser says – reply to this


    200

    Because she has Amy Winehouse's hair.

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