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Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Fill In The BlankLiLo, spotted at the Orlando Hotel in Beverly Hills on Friday.
Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because ___________.
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
Posted: March 15, 2008 at 6:31 pm
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Fill In The BlankFiled under: Lindsay Lohan > Fill In The BlankLiLo, spotted at the Orlando Hotel in Beverly Hills on Friday.
Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because ___________. [Image via Buzz Foto.] Posted: March 15, 2008 at 6:31 pm
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Because she's irrelevant.
Michael Musto did a better Marilyn than she did…
BECAUSE
YOU
POSTED
THIS
AWFUL
PICTURE
OF
HER!
..
Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because she just got a text from her dealer, upping the usual price of her coke.
She either has horrible skin or it's her makeup that's bad. I can't stand the way she looks.
because she has a blemish
Because she can't reach for the flask in her purse while the paparazzi are watching
she's orange
Her spray tan made her neck orange
because she realized that she looks terrible naked,nasty pink nipples and freckles ,GROSS
Because she lost the dick that was in her mouth
because the love of her life broke up with her because he realized that he will never be good enough for her…lame, what a coward…she's too good for that, may God bless and bring him back to her…
She is a ranga!
because her vagina smells like a dead skunks butt
because she does not have cigs
"her fake tan makes Orange Oprah look ten years younger"
She realizes how ugly she REALLY is.
Miley Cyrus does the peace sign alot better and isn't in rehab.
her dealer just texted her that he is not gonna front her free coke
cos she's only 21 and looks 30
She Can Not Find Her Dildo
her dealer won't call her back!
her make-up never matches her skin tone.
her dope dealer hasn't called her back, and she payed an arm and a leg for her hotel room to meet him there
she's bored
because bitch's career died after the 9th rehab trip
Why Do You Critisize Her So, Perez? She Is Beautiful, Elegent Young Woman. I Wish To Take Her To The Finest Restaurants And Make Beautiful Love To Her In My Mansion In Italy.
Shes Sober
no dermatologist in the world can make her skin look normal!
cause she looks like crap with that fake tan
she's ugly
Cause someone wiped shit all over her face….
(thats what she looks like)
Be careful what u wish for whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: ????? – HE SAID THEY WERE RACISTS
Her water bottle full of clear liquid
Because she just found out she has another STD.
Because her WHITE pasty face make-up isn't covering her mystic tan - you can see the line at her jaw.. ick… do it right!!!
she wants a cig.
what does first mean?
she just realized leggings aren't in any more
is there an std that turns you orange?
she has AIDS hahahah
What does first mean??
marilyn monroe her idol is preetier and well liked. btw pissed to be sober.
Because her fake bake looks like she smeared shit on her face?
Because she is looking extra orange-el-icious lately! Enough with the fake-n-make Lilo!
Cus she's a fire- crotch
someone puched her in the mouth because her upper lip is swollen……..
whoops she PAID for that……
her career is over>>>>>>>>>>>>>
because no one wants to buy into her shitty leggings line!
beacause she just looked in the mirror and noticed she looked like a 45 year old with a orange fake tan blotched up face
What cell phone is that?
’cause she longs for the days when she was as orange as her phone.
that friendship bracelet she's wearing was out in 1997.
because want to be fuck! ans she found no one yet! hi hi
because she's an ugly freckled bitch!
her wig is slipping off!
she want sex
cause she couldnt find her drug dealer
she is more orange than her cell phone.
because her face is orange and blotchy!…EW.
because her face is a different color than her neck. She's probably firing her makeup artist via text at that very moment.
…coz her face's so fucked up!!! gosh
she is trying to sound out the words
She is grumpy because she realizes being sober 24/7 SUCKS!!
her face is darker than her hands…
she's still on coke and she thinks we all don't know it.
…because her arms & hands don't match her ugly orange face!!!!
she's coming down off an an all nighter….
No No I get it, that show on E! hired her the pop thing TV fake the paps show, they made her ugly with prosthetics!
She is an ugly dumb bitch who deserves to die a painful tormented death.
b/c she has not been laid in a while
Because she realized how ugly she is. seriously.
because she just looked in the mirror. lol
cause her spray tan gave her a perminent dirty sanchez!!!!
she looks 40
her fake tan looks like ass
cause she hasn't had sex in over 2 hours
….Her tan isn't orange enough.
because her yine smells.
wow her skin is so nasty, it looks like she had a battle with some tan in a can… and lost
she looks grumpy because, her face is orange and streaky, she's developing a mustache, and her hair came from jessica simpson's cheap ass clip on hair extension line.
her terrible legging line probably isn't selling,
b/c her arms and hands aren't the same color as her face…??? That would make me grumpy!
she got kicked out of bed and the spray tan bottle blew up in her facee
She just got texted an offer to open for Michael Jackson?
the spray tan made her hands lighter than her neck!
her coke dealer isnt calling back. he feels lindsay is over working him
Probably cause her forhead looks gigantic
her extensions are so heavy they have given her a headache!!
her forehead is gigantic
…because her face is melting
Because her diamond earrings are fake.
bc her fake tan is uneven… waaaaa
because she just saw her bank account balance?
because she had a fight w her vissagist?
because she's frustrated with how awesome she is.
hahah kidding…
but yeah, i think she's like concentrating on her text, or reading an email or a text that has semi bad news
yepp
Because she is getting a second chin and her complexion looks like crap!
Dear Perez,
This is the most recent post, so I hope you get read all the comments including this one. Me and a group of friends decided that we are going to drop your websire real soon because, well, your 'gossip' hasn't been at it's highest level lately, but this is your job, and this is what you do everyday. You better get your act together real soon because we're girls, and we live to hear gossip, so you better bring it to us, before we drop your website.
It is a very big group of friends, and we might convince others to do drop the website as well. We are very persuasive people, so we are just warning you, and hope you take our advice. We are really sorry, and we used to be great fans. We had great times on your websit. Sorry once again.
Goodbye Perez…
Forever…
not drunk
Cause she is trying to find her lost "water" bottle and can not be happy until it is found again…
Because Miley Cyruis is the new "it girl" and has more photographer's taking her photos.