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Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Fill In The Blank

LiLo, spotted at the Orlando Hotel in Beverly Hills on Friday.

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Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because ___________.

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

897 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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  1. And never ever wear underwear says – reply to this


    301

    Mom, my career is going down the toilet faster then the high pressure spray shit I dispensed an hour ago, what should I do? That's easy sweetheart, next time you're having your period, spread your legs and yank out the bloody tampon while the paparazzi is taking pictures of you getting out of your car….Thanks Mom, it is as good as done!

  2. fluffyrabbit says – reply to this


    302

    Because she is orange and dirty looking.

  3. shes got nothing to live for says – reply to this


    303

    careerdown the pan,

    only awards she wins are razzies,

    can't sing,

    her family are morons and seem to have a better tv career than her,

    she's paid off all her crimes and depleted her bank account,

    she looked in the mirror……………………………………..
    ouch !!!!!!!!

  4. fignewtoner says – reply to this


    304

    she can't read and this text speak is SO confusing!

  5. Michelle says – reply to this


    305

    She's starting to look like Amy Winehouse!!!

  6. patty says – reply to this


    306

    see looked at her bank account balance

  7. jAimeS says – reply to this


    307

    because the the makeup on her face does not match the one on her neck? maybe?

  8. John says – reply to this


    308

    Because she lost her iphone doing some dude in a bar.

  9. Sultryc says – reply to this


    309

    …she just realized that she is just as orange as her phone?

  10. stook says – reply to this


    310

    Her butt plug just fell out.

  11. marioo says – reply to this


    311

    because her face will never be as orange as her phone.

  12. jAimeS says – reply to this


    312

    *because the makeup on her face does not match the one on her neck? eww* gross*

  13. LOHANLOVER says – reply to this


    313

    She looks grumpy because no matter how much all of you hate on her…she knows its because your all jealouse of her…so sorry….and shes grumpy because she hasnt seen me….

    PEacE..

    LiLo you rock cant wait for chapter 27…

  14. Tara says – reply to this


    314

    because all of the acne on her face that her pounds of makeup won't cover up.

  15. circuslion says – reply to this


    315

    Because she has a permanent Dirty Sanchez?

  16. lisa says – reply to this


    316

    lip injections hurt and makeup is heavy.

  17. Jen says – reply to this


    317

    She realizes her career is ovah!

  18. John C. Mayo says – reply to this


    318

    she knows under all of that makeup there is still a white skinned severely freckled ugly red headed has been that was the direct cause of her career failure. You might make some money hanging on a stripper pole or doing a home made porno like Paris Hilton did. Both of you are losers….at least Lindsey was a celebrity and Paris is a celebrity wanna be.

  19. Irishndrunk says – reply to this


    319

    cuz her fake tan is so dodgey…and shes a freckle monster

  20. alex says – reply to this


    320

    …she found out she couldn't sell leggings anymore

  21. Irishndrunk says – reply to this


    321
  22. jazmin says – reply to this


    322

    damn bitch does n0t have a good profile lol

  23. daniele says – reply to this


    323

    because she realized her fake tan matched the color of her phone.

  24. Frank says – reply to this


    324

    Cause she just broke out becasue of too much Oil of O'lay

  25. Kjersten says – reply to this


    325

    she has jowls.

  26. Madge D Vadge says – reply to this


    326

    Sobriety is very rough, but, go Linds.

  27. Lala says – reply to this


    327

    because that's how oompa-loompas look.

  28. crazycudi says – reply to this


    328

    cause she's got no movie deals

  29. kellygrl says – reply to this


    329

    I THINK LINDS IS VERY PRETTY, AND YOU ARE ALL JEAOUS BITCHES! STOP BEING SO MEAN AND HURTFUL TOWARDS OTHERS AND TRY LOOKING IN A MIRROR… DO ANY OF YOU HAVE AS MUCH MONEY, BEAUTY, FAME, ETC. AS LINDSAY? NO!!! SO SHUT THE EFF UP AND LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE. SHE HAS MADE SOME MISTAKES, BUT YOU READILY FORGIVE BRITNEY, BUT BURN LINDSAY AT THE STAKE?!? YOU'RE ALL FUCKTARDS, THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU!

  30. Kiki says – reply to this


    330

    because she's late for work at the Chocolate Factory :)

  31. Alana says – reply to this


    331

    She looks like an oompa Loompa with that fake tan.

  32. gary mangi says – reply to this


    332

    BECAUSE HER BOOTY CALLS ALL SAID THEY HAD OTHER PLANS, AND SHE CANT FIND NO DICK.

  33. Tanya says – reply to this


    333

    Re: Tina – People who come on websites like this and criticize people like Perez Hilton are hypocrites. Papparazzi follow celebrities all the time and take pictures because people like YOU come on this website to check out what they are up too. Also, celebrities dont flash their cunts if they dont want to be follow all the time. Don't be a jackass and act like you aren't interested in people like Lilo or don't come here …. is that a simple enough concept for you to understand?

  34. erika says – reply to this


    334

    because her face is discoloured

  35. mmmbaaaby. says – reply to this


    335

    Re: blacksarewack – DON'T BE RACIST, YOU BITCH.
    YOUR LUCKY PPL CAN REPORT THIS KRAP YOU WRITE .

  36. truth says – reply to this


    336

    she forgot her acne meds

  37. dee says – reply to this


    337

    because he line of leggings is gonna suck

  38. tanya says – reply to this


    338

    People who come on websites like this and criticize people like Perez Hilton are hypocrites. Papparazzi follow celebrities all the time and take pictures because people like YOU come on this website to check out what they are up too. Also, celebrities dont flash their cunts if they dont want to be follow all the time. Don't be a jackass and act like you aren't interested in people like Lilo or don't come here …. is that a simple enough concept for you to understand?

  39. mmmbaaaby. says – reply to this


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    Re: tanya – haha tanya, i don tknow youu !
    bhut TRUE TRUE TRUE COMMENT.
    WHAT SHE SAID.

  40. Christa says – reply to this


    340

    because her face looks so blotchy…ew

  41. Louise says – reply to this


    341

    she can never get her fake tan to match her face

  42. raver says – reply to this


    342

    her coke dealer was busted. :)

  43. Katie says – reply to this


    343

    The freaking pararazi won't leave her alone……

  44. Jooo says – reply to this


    344

    because she SUCKS at doing her makeup.

  45. kathy says – reply to this


    345

    Because she just saw her reflection in her phone and realizes that she looks like she has shit stains on her face

  46. Oprah's strapon says – reply to this


    346

    Smile so we can see you green teeth.Look at her face and then her hands.
    Give it a rest.

  47. gin says – reply to this


    347

    Because she did her make-up in the dark

  48. Mich says – reply to this


    348

    Because her "career" is over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  49. becky says – reply to this


    349

    Lindsay Lohan looks so grumpy because ___________.

    her face is all blotchy from the cheap self tan she uses

  50. Justjeff says – reply to this


    350

    her dealer is out of town

  51. lindsey says – reply to this


    351

    she hasn't had a spray tan

  52. deleaach says – reply to this


    352

    she gots a double chin and bad skin!!

  53. Ronnie says – reply to this


    353

    cause she just realized how she'll look like a droopy faced granny @ age 40. She won't age gracefully.

  54. Julie says – reply to this


    354

    Cause she didnt get her bitch medicine

  55. Dave says – reply to this


    355

    she forgot to douche ?

  56. Perezilious says – reply to this


    356

    woohoo

  57. hectaaa says – reply to this


    357

    because she just got rejected from another movie

  58. Megan says – reply to this


    358

    Because she has to use a stupid BlackBerry.

  59. Tahlia says – reply to this


    359

    …she just realised her phone is the same colour as her face.

  60. WHAT THE "F" says – reply to this


    360

    How come when I post about Sci-Fi-entology under the Sheryl Crow thread it does not show up????????
    Has anyone else had this problem?
    I've posted like 3 times already & it never shows up.
    Then I go to another thread, post, & it pops up within seconds!!!

  61. Jami says – reply to this


    361

    shes sober …

  62. sober 18 years says – reply to this


    362

    She's a dry drunk.

  63. leave your comment says – reply to this


    363

    yada yada

  64. bored says – reply to this


    364

    Re: Madge – she smiles all the time to the papz. you must not be paying attention.
    she isn't looking at the camera. do you go along with a smile plastered on your face 24/7?
    her head looks 40 times bigger than her body on this pic. strange

  65. Courtney says – reply to this


    365

    because she likes tuna!

  66. See says – reply to this


    366

    http://britneyjeanspears.no.sapo.pt/indexPT.htm

  67. sasha says – reply to this


    367

    update already!!!!!!

  68. kristine in vegas says – reply to this


    368

    BECAUSE SHE'S A SKANK AND SHE KNOWS IT !!!

  69. toxic says – reply to this


    369

    because she caught crabs from the millions of homosexual tendencies she's been having lately… probably caught from paris hilton..who knows.

  70. KNKYBTCH says – reply to this


    370

    she ran out of credit and proactive…..

  71. lol says – reply to this


    371

    Re: kellygrl – who, exactly, are you talking to?
    WEIRDO.

  72. vigilantethreads.com says – reply to this


    372

    Because she's UGLY!

  73. jojo says – reply to this


    373

    the batteries in her giant vibrator died and she forgot to buy new ones. Also that no one gives a fuck about her because she is a has-been.

  74. errorxkat says – reply to this


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    She is sober!

    =]

    go lindsay on getting better!

  75. ? says – reply to this


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    duh…..maby cuz shes sick of people following her

  76. CooltonS says – reply to this


    376

    hey i saw your mad tv act!!! fucking sweet!

  77. Kittykat says – reply to this


    377

    Because Paris got to Benji Madden before she did. Don't worry Lindsay! You've never had a problem with sloppy seconds before! :)

  78. Julietta says – reply to this


    378

    She looks like she got punched in the face wearing all that makeup and fake tanner.,

  79. miss S says – reply to this


    379

    her lover in rehab dumped her

  80. smorf says – reply to this


    380

    she keeps loosing at tetris

  81. nike' says – reply to this


    381

    she has a small growth with it's own eco-system residing on her face?

  82. not who you were talking to but ... says – reply to this


    382

    Re: Tanya – Not really. They were taking photos long before I ever came here and will continue to do so long after I leave.
    Just like cows will continue to be killed no matter how well I stick to a vegan diet. There are plenty of things that are going on that are out of the general public's control. Especially an INDIVIDUAL person's control.
    The media actually control/manipulate what people want to see.
    So how about you take your lame ass rant somewhere else and stop trying to blame a couple of random people for the shittyness that is the current world situation. They were probably fucking born like 15 years ago… long after it got shitty. As for people complaining about Perez, this isn't fan-only area. This is the internet. ANYONE can come on and comment, anyone can find this website through random browsing, by accident etc. Not that they are all sitting drooling at the mouth looking up "CELEBZ GOSSIP PLZ!!!11"
    So think before you speak next time.
    PS- LMAO@kitty #334

  83. J~~ says – reply to this


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    Because her phone was a brighter shade of orange than her face.

  84. angela says – reply to this


    384

    because she's ugly.

  85. Sara.Bby.! says – reply to this


    385

    Omnj.!She Looks Like A 'Lil Ray Of Sunshine…Lol…She Looks Grumpy Because…Her Career Is Going In The Toiley.!=[[

  86. Johnathan says – reply to this


    386

    of Hemroids

  87. Laura De says – reply to this


    387

    Because her Proactiv acne treatment fell out of her bag when she was blowing that dude in his backseat.

  88. Stacey says – reply to this


    388

    She got a hole in her leggings!!

  89. sarahmac says – reply to this


    389

    her career is over….bout damn time. i think now she figured out that she cant get away with everything because shes famous. you blew it bitch. I hope others like yourself get the same thing you did.

  90. JenBit*h says – reply to this


    390

    No blow for tha hoe!!!!!!!

  91. Gldi says – reply to this


    391

    Because sometimes it just hits you .. … she sucks and is having a mement about it!

  92. Cali says – reply to this


    392

    Cuz she ain't all that and a bag of doritos….

  93. intheknow says – reply to this


    393

    because the stupid fucking paparazzi keep following her around.

  94. lindalou says – reply to this


    394

    her fake tan is uneven.

  95. Layla says – reply to this


    395

    Cuz she's under 25 and already washed up.

  96. Emily ♥'s Perez says – reply to this


    396

    she couldn't get her own brand of fire crotch undies.

  97. nicoliolio says – reply to this


    397

    cuz she realized that not every1's a cokehead, and some ppl cant show off their thighs… so SORRY to her line of leggings

  98. will says – reply to this


    398

    cuz no one likes her because of this site… people live your dreams instead of watching this site.. bet you love making your money perez hilton off of every viewer

  99. kkkkkkelly says – reply to this


    399

    cause she has no more career..since no one cares about her new boring life now that shes sober and not a coke whore haha.

  100. kizzy says – reply to this


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    her leggings are too tight :(

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